The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

[21:00:52] [secret society of _]: ("floormaster" doiputnamehere) barujina can dance to anyway

 

Dodo 5:58 pm
Seaking does it like i do
alaskapigeon1 5:58 pm
so not at all?
imsocorn 5:58 pm
not atl all?
roulette16dares 5:58 pm
not at all?

 

[14:33] gliscorman: ()_()
[14:33] gliscorman: (-_-)
[14:33] gliscorman: (___)O
[14:33] gliscorman: FENGBUNNY

 

pman 12:20 pm
IM me if you feel like trucing somebody
Pidge 12:21 pm
IM me to KO me
theevildookie 12:21 pm
IM me to be blocked
Feng 12:21 pm
IM ted to be cockblocked
Win 12:21 pm
exact wording?
JesseJKJesse 12:21 pm
ya'
Roulette Dares 12:21 pm
im me for a good time ;-)
Feng 12:22 pm
IM me if you like the census
Lan4Prez 12:22 pm
IM me to piss me off

 

Gian Kurumiru 1:01 pm
geodude f rock head
eeveedude2240 1:01 pm
Kirlia, M, Trace
>D
My Kirlia is a tranny
D:
derianurpg 1:02 pm
Kirlia 100% | Geodude 100%
eeveedude2240 1:02 pm
no offence to the tranny out there
derianurpg 1:02 pm
Kirlia traces rock head
eeveedude2240 1:02 pm
>.> <.<
derianurpg 1:02 pm
you can tell it's a tranny by it's rock head
moves?
eeveedude2240 1:02 pm
lol
Magic Leaf
Gian Kurumiru 1:02 pm
xD
Gian Kurumiru 1:02 pm
rock polish
derianurpg 1:02 pm
Tranny uses magical leaf
Gian Kurumiru 1:02 pm
so magical! D
derianurpg 1:03 pm
Geodude uses cock polish
eeveedude2240 1:03 pm
elohel
Gian Kurumiru 1:03 pm
O______O
derianurpg 1:03 pm
Kirlia 100% | Geodude 3.87% +2 Spe
moveS?
if I say anything offensive that bothers you I'l apologize and stop
eeveedude2240 1:03 pm
ML
Gian Kurumiru 1:03 pm
nah it's all right
using
Erupt--
i mean
derianurpg 1:03 pm
lol
Gian Kurumiru 1:03 pm
Exploshun
derianurpg 1:03 pm
OH SNAP
this sound effect in this song sounded exactly like the facebook IM sound
so I went over to facebook and there was nothing
eeveedude2240 1:04 pm
lolwutsong?
derianurpg 1:04 pm
dungen
uhh
eeveedude2240 1:04 pm
o
Gian Kurumiru 1:04 pm
dung
derianurpg 1:04 pm
it's in swedish
eeveedude2240 1:04 pm
lolok
Gian Kurumiru 1:04 pm
*dungen?
derianurpg 1:04 pm
yeah that's the band name
Malaras Finest
or something
was the song
geodude expodes
KO
draw
Gian Kurumiru 1:05 pm
i got rid of my 50!
eeveedude2240 1:05 pm
Geodudes a speedy rock
Gian Kurumiru 1:05 pm
yay
derianurpg 1:05 pm
yeah it is
gg
eeveedude2240 1:05 pm
gg
Kirlia... needs a stone
>O

 

[08:55] niteethan: It can shoot ultrasonic sound waves from its nostrils. It can also release waves powerful enough to destroy boulders. During courtship, a male Kokoromori uses these sound waves on itself, which pleases it and makes it happy.


[08:55] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) or spraying hairspray
[08:55] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) or blowdrying his hair
[08:55] [URPG Shipping]: ("The Blasphemer" derianurpg) lol
[08:55] niteethan: Weirdest Pokemon abilities ever ^
[08:55] [URPG Shipping]: ("The Blasphemer" derianurpg) IT PLEASES ITSELF?
[08:55] [URPG Shipping]: ("The Blasphemer" derianurpg) IN A POKEMON GAME?
[08:55] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: ("The Blasphemer" derianurpg) there's no room for misinterpreting that
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: ("The Blasphemer" derianurpg) that's blatant masturbation
[08:56] niteethan: I know!
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: (siless733) not only that
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: (siless733) but sonic masturbation
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: ("The Blasphemer" derianurpg) lol
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: (siless733) it gets off
[08:56] [URPG Shipping]: (siless733) solely by sound
[08:57] [URPG Shipping]: (siless733) that would otherwise destroy rocks

 

19:37] JesseJKJesse: Felize navi dad
[19:37] neoslayer93: wtf
[19:37] neoslayer93: its not thanksgiving
[19:38] JesseJKJesse: Chrsitmass.....
[19:38] neoslayer93: o
[19:38] JesseJKJesse: WOW.



>.< Happy Hanukkah

 

I was asking FD for a Ulgamoth story deal, and this hilariousness ensued.

neoslayer93 8:01 pm
hmm
i'll see
im not much of a writer anyway
thats why i'm co-oping
LOL

Roulette Dares 8:01 pm
lol
i would probably
give you
my first born child

neoslayer93 8:01 pm
will it be worth 30k?

 

Ty Albro 9:38 pm
If he replies I'm sucking his dick there and then

Out of context but its k

 

You 4" Ketamine 4:30 pm
but u look like loner
if u eat alone

Feng 4:30 pm
go eat with

LS the Door Mat 4:30 pm
yeah

Feng 4:30 pm
frands
~_~~

Junyor 4:30 pm
uh

LS the Door Mat 4:30 pm
go socialize
no

Junyor 4:30 pm
i would bring it home bro

LS the Door Mat 4:30 pm
heres what you do

Junyor 4:31 pm
im sick ls

LS the Door Mat 4:31 pm
no
LISTEN
go to a mall
and to a food court
get some food

"BOner" Husnain 4:31 pm
lolfag

LS the Door Mat 4:31 pm
find a group of random kids you dont know
and sit with them

 

Discussing prices for a story deal

Near (10:12:11 PM): 30k
Near (10:12:16 PM): For medium
theevildookie (10:12:17 PM): ?..
theevildookie (10:12:27 PM): youre gonna write for it?
theevildookie (10:12:28 PM): lol
Near (10:12:37 PM): Yeah
theevildookie (10:12:40 PM): 25
Near (10:12:48 PM): No
Near (10:12:49 PM): 30
theevildookie (10:12:51 PM): 25
Near (10:13:02 PM): 40
theevildookie (10:13:04 PM): LOL

 

[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Teleport
[15:27] mewalcadiesmew: //roll-dice1-sides100
[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: mewalcadiesmew rolled 1 100-sided die: 23
[15:27] mewalcadiesmew: Hits, OHKO, gg
[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Does SS even have a miss chance?
[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I didn't think so.
[15:27] mewalcadiesmew: 100 acc
[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) nope
[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg)
[15:27] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) why the diceroll?
[15:27] mewalcadiesmew: I meant Teleport though
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) teleport is obviously an OHKO move
[15:28] mewalcadiesmew: If it is an OHKO it has 30 acc
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) lol
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) obv
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Haha
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Abra teleports INTO YOUR LEFT VENTRICLE.
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) It succeeds; you die.
[15:28] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) lolol

 

OnlineHost 7:40 pm
DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 4-sided die: 1

Pidge 7:40 pm
FUCKIN 1

OnlineHost 7:40 pm
DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 4-sided die: 1

Pidge 7:40 pm
o

OnlineHost 7:40 pm
DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 4-sided die: 1

charmander4lyf 7:40 pm
gg

Pidge 7:40 pm
ok
5 1's in a row
:|

OnlineHost 7:40 pm
DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 4-sided die: 1

charmander4lyf 7:40 pm
6

Pidge 7:40 pm
is anyone else
seeing this

 

[21:26] Imperialpineaple: omg shat up newb
[21:26] Imperialpineaple: i h8 u
[21:27] [email protected]: Then fuck you
[21:27] Imperialpineaple: ur worse than that other idiot
[21:27] Imperialpineaple: Xali or w/e his name is
[21:27] herbalb582: lol'd
[21:27] Monbrey: O gawd he's such a tool
[21:27] derianurpg: lol
[21:27] herbalb582: Who even lets him on urpg
[21:27] Imperialpineaple: ikr

(for those of you who may not know, Imperialpineaple = Xali)

 

Feng 9:30 pm
what are you talkin bout willis
its Lil Wayne's countersong against Wiz

"floormaster" Pidge 9:30 pm
MAN THIS AINT A DIS SONG
*diss
he says it
like 3 times
he just reppin his 'team'

"floormaster" Pidge 9:31 pm
who the heck is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boa19HgenYI

"jr is award" Husnain 9:31 pm
;000000

"floormaster" Pidge 9:31 pm
inb4 every team has its own colors song
also inb4 its a 4chan meme

Feng 9:32 pm
inb4 its a 4chan racist meme

"floormaster" Pidge 9:32 pm
inb4 its a feng quote
(see status)

Feng 9:32 pm
inb4 feng is trandsetter

Marco 9:32 pm
in after 4chan and NFL trickery

Feng 9:32 pm
(see status)

"floormaster" Pidge 9:32 pm
inafter MARCO OUT OF NO WHERE
@[email protected]

Marco 9:33 pm
in during status modification (see status)

"floormaster" Pidge 9:33 pm
looks accurate to me!

 

wintervines 10:05 pm
Though Demeter is often described simply as the goddess of the harvest, she presided also over the sanctity of marriage, the sacred law, and the cycle of life and death.
life and death. gg all

alaskapigeon1 10:05 pm
lol
winter, sounds like you

ChainReaction01 10:05 pm
^

Roulette Dares 10:05 pm
sounds like an overpowered biotch to me

 

Alaska Pidgin: incest lesbian rape?

*Professor Yew logs on*

Professor Yew: Did someone say lesbian incest rape?

Alaska Pidgin: lolyew

Winter Vines: were'nt you gone?

Professor Yew:I heard incest lesbian rape, I logged back on.

 

gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 51
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 34

"Gman Kozo" gmandiddy 6:45 am
wish winter was here

"Buzzah kun" herbalb582 6:45 am
why

"Gman Kozo" gmandiddy 6:45 am
I have to look up now

ChainReaction01 6:45 am
xD

 

[18:42] gliscorman: Interesting.
[18:42] gliscorman: Fossils aren't found in Unova
[18:42] gliscorman: they're given out by two hikers.
[18:42] alaskapigeon1: thats not weird at all
[18:42] alaskapigeon1: HEY KID
[18:42] alaskapigeon1: WANT A FOSSIL?
[18:42] alaskapigeon1: uhhh
[18:42] alaskapigeon1: depends
[18:43] alaskapigeon1: what is that slang for?