The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

alaskapigeon1 12:36 pm
most people like monbrey
even though hes like
really verbally abusive
xD
roulette16dares 12:36 pm
and australian
wait
is he mel gibson?

 

WinterVines 7:22 pm
fucking women, how do they work

 

Monbrey 8:54 pm
You're wearing sunglasses indoors

Matt5Skip 8:54 pm
like a boss

DerianURPG 8:54 pm
he's a hipster?!?!

Synthesis 8:55 pm
http://s1118.photobucket.com/albums/k606/synners1/?action=view&current=110106-131443.jpg
warning
im 40

DerianURPG 8:55 pm
lololol

Synthesis 8:55 pm
alaska says im niiiiice
so yeah
fuck you


DerianURPG 8:56 pm
lol
I wasn't laughing at your ugly face
I was laughing at your glasses

Synthesis 8:56 pm
they're bitchin'
i wanted to reflect screen but ohwell

DerianURPG 8:56 pm
kidding about the ugly face

Synthesis 8:57 pm
:-D

niteethan 8:57 pm
WOOOOO

Synthesis 8:57 pm
?

DerianURPG 8:58 pm
lol

Matt5Skip 8:58 pm
lol

DerianURPG 8:58 pm
you just gave ace a boner

 

[09:58] niteethan: No
[09:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) looooool
[09:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) quoted
[09:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) Synners!
[09:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lol
[09:58] niteethan: I beat Froslass
[09:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) xD
[09:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) i usually hax stuff to death or D bond
[09:59] niteethan: And Derian
[09:59] niteethan: I dont need Syn to give me a boner
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) lol
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) hips is here?
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lol
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) oh..
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) i need viagra
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares)
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) xD
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) XD
[10:00] niteethan: Im sure you do Roulette
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) LOL
[10:00] niteethan: All that time you spend ith Jynx and Froslass
[10:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) xD
[10:00] niteethan: It ant be good for the old testicles

 

AIM formats things weird now.

(dangokai) Wait... but if it's roughly 160K... that's like, Harry Potter or something...
derianurpg 7:35 pm

(dangokai) ^
(niteethan) Over 940,000 characters
(dangokai) OVER 900,000?!!!?!
derianurpg 7:36 pm
that's OVER 900,000!
LOL ninja'd
(dangokai) AHAHA, NINJA'D
(dangokai) DAMMIT
derianurpg 7:36 pm
LOL
ninja'd your ninja
(dangokai) NINJA'D WHEN I WAS SAYING NINJA'D
(dangokai) AND AGAIN
derianurpg 7:36 pm
AGAIN
DAMMIT
[URPG Shipping] 7:36 pm
(dangokai) DAMN. IT
derianurpg 7:36 pm
LOL
(dangokai) this is unfortunate. D:
derianurpg 7:36 pm
you ninja'd my again then I ninja'd your dammit

 

(wintervines) charlotte, i dont really care about the cows and horses tonight, honestly
(matt5skip) What did I just walk in on?

 

Oh, Bandi, I truly wonder about you sometimes.


[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 10:39 pm
([email protected]) in one hand is a balony sandwich
([email protected]) and the other
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 10:39 pm
([email protected]) A beating deer heart
Roulette Dares 10:40 pm
...
wait, what?
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 10:40 pm
([email protected]) And you have to pick one
Roulette Dares 10:40 pm
i want the balogna
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 10:40 pm
([email protected]hoo.com) You have no taste or class

 

Poor FD,

herbalb582 (18:14:45): intentionally avoiding so as not to seem desperate?
[URPG Shipping] (18:14:51): (neoslayer93) yes
[URPG Shipping] (18:15:04): (neoslayer93) i dont wanna txt her unless she txts me first
[URPG Shipping] (18:15:34): (neoslayer93) fuck it
[URPG Shipping] (18:15:37): (neoslayer93) im txting her now
[URPG Shipping] (18:15:38): (neoslayer93) LOL

 

Tonight, URPG Shipping covers... My Immortal
*This quote isnt for those that die from laughing too hard, are easily offended or love Harry Potter too much*

[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) I stay away from HP fanfic stuff
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) OH
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) MY GOD
[20:39] niteethan: The characters are original
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) have you guys read that immortal thinger?
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) omg no
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) The WORST FAN-FIC EVER
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i want to wait and do the drinking game
[20:39] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolol youve read it?
[20:39] niteethan: What is it?
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) I got water poisoning playing the drinking game
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) xD
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) luuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) it'll be a scary day when fanbases start boycotting things to get what they want out of a story rather than what the writer wants to do
[20:40] niteethan: Is it a Harry Potter fanfic?
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) wait a sec
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) chiany, you earned so many points
[20:40] niteethan: Derian
[20:40] niteethan: Harmonie shippers are insane
[20:40] niteethan: It doesnt help that Steve Kloves seems to think Harry and Hermione go together
[20:40] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) my point is, if the fanbase starts to determine what the story will do
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) This is the fic:
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) that's too much control
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) where would it end?
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) yes
[20:41] niteethan: I know
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) this is the game:
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/MyImmortal
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol i think ive linked that
[20:41] niteethan: Most authors dont do t
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) I got six chapters in and then had to go to the doctor
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) chainy, im sorry you can't unsee
[20:41] niteethan: Some authors would in order to get more cash
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) seriously
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) it's REALLY REALLY bad
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) some people think it's a troll fic
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) the best troll fic ever if it is
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) could be
[20:41] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) it is
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) *Shudders*
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i heard so many horrible things
[20:42] niteethan: MY
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) how does someone talk to someone for so long about nothing on the phone?
[20:42] niteethan: FUCKING
[20:42] niteethan: GOD
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) ive doen that
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) idk how
[20:42] niteethan: HOW
[20:42] niteethan: THE FUCK
[20:42] niteethan: HAS THIS WEBSITE
[20:42] niteethan: NOT
[20:42] niteethan: BEEN
[20:42] niteethan: DESTROYED
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) =-O
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) it's soooooo bad
[20:42] niteethan: I've read likie five lines
[20:42] niteethan: And I already want to die
[20:42] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) Mister Always8Lemonade (niece's birthday)Tongue felt like a sticky slab of bacon that'd been glued to the top
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) wut
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) KinReynardWhole thingsips of Coca-ColaHad to take breaks to run to the local grocers to buy more cola. Read the entire thing aloud to a group of friend who participated as well. MIGHT have diabetes now as a result. At least the soda was one sale.
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) people who've read it
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) oh yeah
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) and done the drinking game
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) the gamers
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) name then how many chapters then what theyre drinking
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i will do this one day
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) then comment
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i will probably regret it
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) no
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) dont
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) seriously
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) you will
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i woudl do it for the lulz. and if i was bored and stuff
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) aRIS9WaterRan out of water.
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) HOW
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) THE
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) HELL
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolol
[20:43] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) do you run out of WATER
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) poor poor souls
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) Roukan22Full-strength CokeI thought doing this on 4 hours of sleep would help me. So jittery...
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) aimsmeChapter 3 author's noteYoghurtRan out of yoghurt. Got a mild headache, though that may have been from the pure fail.
[20:44] niteethan: HOW THE FUCK CAN GOOD CHARLOTTE HAVE A CONCERT IN HOGSMEADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) nothing in that makes sense
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) stop, ace
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) turn back
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) dont continue
[20:44] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) come back to the light, ace!
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) its not worth it
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) seriously
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) ALL the shippings are in there
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) probably some at once
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) and the MC keeps on calling things kawaii
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) omg
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i woudl spaz lol
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) MURDERING SOMEONE THEN RAPING THE BODY IS NOT KAWAII
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) this woudl be so bad that i'd be laughing psychotically
[20:45] niteethan: ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su
[20:45] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) I'm feeling sick cos im remebering it lol
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) silly fanfic writes
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) how many chapters did yous ay do got through?
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) kawaii is a piano company
[20:46] Meebo Message: Could not IM buddy
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) i got through all of it
[20:46] niteethan: Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.


[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lololol
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) did it in thirds
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) xD
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) luuul
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) yeah
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) chainy, you earned so many points today. its unreal
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) despite the shitty writing and many synonyms
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) very brave
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) for making it through all of it
[20:46] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) she never refers to her vagina as anything but her "you-know-what"?
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) *no question mark
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) sorry winter?
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) i don't get it
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) points?
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Cant
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Stop
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) respect points
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Laughing
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) ah
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) it's sooooooo bad
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) or awesome points
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) whichever
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) breathe, monbrey! breathe!
[20:47] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:47] niteethan: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/whathappened.htm
[20:48] niteethan: This person needs to die
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) yeah
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) " I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC."
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) xD
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lul
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) oh
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) If it stops bleeding
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) DOIN IT WRONG
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showpost.php?p=1892147&postcount=96
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) everyone converts to "Stanism"
[20:48] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lololol
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) and they're all "goffik"
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolderian
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) ^
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) >depressed voice
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) lul
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Must hack
[20:49] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) the license plate said 666)
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Continue from there
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolol
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) “My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) LOL
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) loooool
[20:50] niteethan: -_-
[20:50] niteethan: Its so awful, its funnty
[20:50] niteethan: My sister will probably die from laughing
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol im going to laugh my ass off through it
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) what have I done?
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) LOLOLOL
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) if you guys keep posting, im gonna start it
[20:50] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) xD
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) its like a trap
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) seriously. same here
[20:51] niteethan: “ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.

[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) ROFLMAO
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolol
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) ;alsjfal;sfd
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) dammit, io can't stop
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) one of the girls I know once had a viewing party for this
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) xD
[20:51] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) THINGIE INTO MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) that sounds awesome
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) I would love to go to a viewing party with a bunch of girls for that
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) Monbrey is spazzing out
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) seriously
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i can't ..breaht
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) ea
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) a
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) saf
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) they'd be all gothic
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) wRONG
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) would they? they'd be laughing ati t
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Goffik
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) xD
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) Monbrey wins
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) at it*
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) and for real xD
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) no
[20:52] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) just wins
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) FIVE GOOD REVIEWS!
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lololol
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Now SIX people need to die
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) xD
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) “Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.

“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Willow’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) RAGE
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) luuul
[20:53] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lololol
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) big bobs
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) im going to wake someone up lol
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) I like how anorexic is spellled right
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) It was…….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers!
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) I...can't..stop
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) it....was dumbledore!
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:54] niteethan: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showthread.php?t=58258&page=112
[20:54] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) omg. im going to pass out lol
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) dont hit your head on the way down
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) then itll get into your subconcious
[20:55] niteethan: “Think again you fucking muggle poser!!!!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.

“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.

“Acco Nevel’s wand!!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil’s wind was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!!!!!!!!11111”

He maid lighting come all over da place.

“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.


[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol oh god. that'd be horrible
[20:55] niteethan: HOW DOES THIS COUNT AS LITERATURE!!!!
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lololol
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Take a shot with every bad pun. Take two shots with every non-pun that is followed with "geddit".
[20:55] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) lol
[20:55] niteethan: I wonder if JKR has ever heard of thisd
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) the drinking game itself is hysterical
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolol theres so much to take adrink for
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) lol
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) ITS NEARLY AS BAD AS TWILIGHT!
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) NEARLY.
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lol dont worry, ims ure something sparkles in it
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) xD
[20:56] niteethan: Twilight didnt make me want to commit suicide this badly
[20:56] [URPG Shipping]: (chainreactionrpg) brb guys
[20:57] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) did you read twilight though?
[20:57] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) sadly yes
[20:57] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) =-O
[20:57] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) but back when it wasn't popular
[20:57] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) that doesn't make it ok =-O
[20:57] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) i know lol
[20:58] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) and then i worked at a book store for two years
[20:58] [URPG Shipping]: (derianurpg) that's like saying I liked sarah palin before she ran for president
[20:58] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) lolol
[20:58] [URPG Shipping]: ("Refbot" monbrey) Drink the whole bottle if anything happens that actually makes any sense in the Potter Verse or in the real world. Well, you're in no danger there.

 

[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:48 pm
(roulette16dares) ^
(roulette16dares) whos a hot old chick...
(roulette16dares) catherine zeta jones
(roulette16dares) i
alaskapigeon1 4:48 pm
xD
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:48 pm
(roulette16dares) would bang her
alaskapigeon1 4:48 pm
courtney cox
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:48 pm
(roulette16dares) ^
(thesyn4) what if she shat out of her vag
alaskapigeon1 4:48 pm
looooooooooooooooooolwut
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:48 pm
(roulette16dares) i would send her to a doctor...
(thesyn4) XD
alaskapigeon1 4:48 pm
loling
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:48 pm
(roulette16dares) vag shitting cant be healthy

 

Legendary Master (9:16:28 PM): His must have been hard

 

derianurpg 11:41 pm
aww

derianurpg 11:42 pm
what the
I don't remember typing aww




theevildookie 12:27 am
11 isnt below 10

Feng . 12:28 am
oh nvm

DoIPutNameHere 12:28 am
neither is 9

 

I found this funny. Sorry Kaiser for lying to you, but Alaska.. you are so dumb LOL

I was Metagross B.. XD

Yeah and not even to me ;o

 

Feng . 10:03 pm
hey
nvm


:sweat:

 

Silver Heart 2:28 pm
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH PROTECTING YOURSELF.


Charmander 4 Lyf 6:44 pm
you should challenge my gym
Gian Kurumiru 6:44 pm
again? xD
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:44 pm
oh
did you already
challenge it
._.
Gian Kurumiru 6:44 pm
lol nevermind i challenged you when it was still pastoria

Charmander 4 Lyf 6:45 pm
haha yeah, cerulean now
Gian Kurumiru 6:46 pm
okay sure. x_x
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:46 pm
do you know any ref s on lol
other than me ._.
Gian Kurumiru 6:46 pm
let's see..
bee's idle
buzzer wont ref
joe's busy
near never replies to me
^ is he even a ref?
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:47 pm
nears an idiot
dont even try lol
Gian Kurumiru 6:47 pm
xD
ref your own battle
xD
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:47 pm
i would be bias
Gian Kurumiru 6:48 pm
._. what happened to your "t"s?
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:48 pm
what..
Gian Kurumiru 6:48 pm
lol nevermind
Gian Kurumiru 6:48 pm
wrong sent IM
>_>
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:48 pm
lol
Gian Kurumiru 6:48 pm
like challenging you in cerulean would make any difference
xD
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:49 pm
i dunno hahaha
Gian Kurumiru 6:50 pm
tm water gun? D:
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:50 pm
ofc best water tm

Gian Kurumiru 6:51 pm
if i didnt join the urpg i wouldnt even know water gun was a TM
>_>
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:51 pm
hahahaha
it is
its great

Gian Kurumiru 6:51 pm
really?
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:51 pm
nah im joking dude lol
Gian Kurumiru 6:51 pm
I heard Splash was better.
I am too.
.__.
Charmander 4 Lyf 6:52 pm
k I was worried for a second

 

(niteethan) I need to get back to my emotional scene
(niteethan) Kris and Gold are screaming at each other in the middle of a storm on a beach
(niteethan) I love angry prepubescent teenagers
(chainreactionrpg) then they make out

 

"sex kitten" alaskapigeon1 9:47 pm
im getting horny again

"sex kitten" alaskapigeon1 11:32 pm
then stick something in me

"sex kitten" alaskapigeon1 11:33 pm
*then stick your dick in me

 

[16:59] Imperialpineaple: champ-odd
[16:59] Imperialpineaple: Imperialpineaple rolled 1 100-sided die: 46
[16:59] Imperialpineaple: Budew Seed bombs remoraid, sub shatters
[16:59] Imperialpineaple: Machamp Dynamic Punches it
[17:00] Imperialpineaple: KO
[17:00] theevildookie: Machamp
[17:00] theevildookie: Budew
[17:00] theevildookie: IM me to be blocked
[17:00] mewashmew: I thought you were Cascoon?
[17:00] Imperialpineaple: I'm both of them
[17:00] mewashmew:
[17:00] Imperialpineaple: I know all your mvoes ffa
[17:00] Imperialpineaple: ur gonna die to me
[17:00] BulbaTurtwig: I remember why I KOd Cascoon now.

 

[URPG Shipping] 3:19 pm
(Bandi) what you guys up to?
alaskapigeon1 3:19 pm
were having wild animal sex
interpret that however you wish
[URPG Shipping] 3:19 pm
("Jesus" derianurpg) without banditos it's only regular animal sex
alaskapigeon1 3:19 pm
xD
[URPG Shipping] 3:19 pm
(Bandi) Can I be the mongoose?
alaskapigeon1 3:19 pm
i lold
[URPG Shipping] 3:19 pm
("Jesus" derianurpg) you were the mongoose last time :-(

 

Bumblebee must pass the right of initiation to be inducted into our blast chat.

The initiation is introduced.

Spoiler

("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xD
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) WAIT
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) WAIT
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) OH MY GOD
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) did you guys make bumbles go through initiation yet?
derianurpg 9:36 pm
OH SHIT
[URPG Shipping] 9:36 pm
(siless733) we had an initiation?
derianurpg 9:36 pm
yeah, remember?
[URPG Shipping] 9:36 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) dude
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) how do you not remember?
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) you had to lick bandis asshole
(thedinobot) i got to go :-\
derianurpg 9:37 pm
dammit
oh well
next time
[URPG Shipping] 9:37 pm
(siless733) oh. must've drank it away
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME MY PRETTY
(thedinobot) jk, but it scares me to think what it could be
derianurpg 9:37 pm
oh lol
[URPG Shipping] 9:37 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) youll see
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) nuuuuu

The initiation is commenced.

Spoiler

("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) BUMBLES
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) do you wish to become one of the secret members of the order of shipping?
[URPG Shipping] 9:41 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) it is a sacred order, one that must be respected and worshipped.
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) yesssss
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) *lowers lights*
("Buzzer" herbalb582) *pulls own monk robes*
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) *puts hood on*
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) I hated mine
(thedinobot) -begins shaking-
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) so imma run
(thedinobot) yeah
derianurpg 9:41 pm
by pledging yourself to us you vow to troll when it's funny, laugh when it's appropriate, hate those deserving of your fury, and destroy on the battlefield
[URPG Shipping] 9:42 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) do you accept these terms?
(thedinobot) I do
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) now cut yourself
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg)
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) THEN THOU MUST PASS THE RIGHTS OF INITIATION
derianurpg 9:42 pm
And now the challenge of ages will commence, and upon completion you shall be deemed honorary member of the shippers
[URPG Shipping] 9:42 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) He jokes, there is no cutting involved.
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) not since harry made us stop
derianurpg 9:43 pm
yeah no fun :-(
[URPG Shipping] 9:43 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) DERIAN
("Buzzer" herbalb582) ^
[URPG Shipping] 9:43 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) GIVE HIM THE CHALLENGE
derianurpg 9:44 pm
you must IM one of URPG's notorious trolls (I.E Near, but not by necessity) that you love them, and maintain this ruse for a total (no less) than 15 minutes. no matter how much they disbelieve your claims, you must reinforce them with whatever means necessary.
[URPG Shipping] 9:44 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) right now
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) the trolls online are
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) I had to hand out nudes ;-;
(thedinobot) i did that to near already
(thedinobot) i guess ill go do it again
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) near, husnain, sota, and feng
derianurpg 9:45 pm
upon completion of the assigned 15 minutes, you will save the log and send it to us so that we may review it for both accuracy and lulz

Current members of the blast chat reflect on their respective initiations.

Spoiler

("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) also i'd accept ST if you feel like dying for our amusement
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Yeah, we really shouldn't have thought done that for Chainy... those weren't pretty pictures
derianurpg 9:45 pm
yeah martys are also accepted into shipping
[URPG Shipping] 9:45 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) ^
derianurpg 9:45 pm
they really weren't =-O
[URPG Shipping] 9:45 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) ST gains bonus respect.
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) looooooool
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) i remember that
("Buzzer" herbalb582) And wtf was with that tattoo. -shudders-
derianurpg 9:46 pm
it's not a shipping chat without lusting after each other, and chainy provided the resources ;-)
[URPG Shipping] 9:46 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) lololol
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) yours isnt that bad bumbles
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) some of us had much worse ones
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) X_X
derianurpg 9:47 pm
like chainy
I'm still amazed he did it
[URPG Shipping] 9:47 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) ^
[URPG Shipping] 9:47 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) jesus christ
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) considering I'm a woobie, yeah
([email protected]) my house
([email protected]) reeks of listerine
([email protected]) I have no idea why
derianurpg 9:48 pm
has alaska been there?
[URPG Shipping] 9:49 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) yes
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) alaska watches all of us
[URPG Shipping] 9:49 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xD
derianurpg 9:49 pm
lol
[URPG Shipping] 9:50 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) I still remember Harry's reaction to my initation, he was really confused. But did give some good advice about STD prevention, and almost convinced me to go to the doctors ...
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) that was one of the funniest imo
derianurpg 9:50 pm
lol yeah it was
[URPG Shipping] 9:50 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) didn't expect him to reply
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) mine was horrible
("Buzzer" herbalb582) No i know.
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) I had to send nudes to a ranomd ref
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) *random
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) and then ask them to ref a battle for me
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) while I was nude on a webcam
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) 0.l0
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) good old wtp did it, though
derianurpg 9:51 pm
lol yeah that was great
lucky he was on
[URPG Shipping] 9:51 pm
("Buzzer" herbalb582) I kind of think we could of thought of something better for alaska, i mean she is generally happy to take part in any cybering activities.
[URPG Shipping] 9:51 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) and thats when I started to hate your froslass >.>
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) lol
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) yeah
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) alaska's....
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Regardless of who the other person was.
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Poor Near, he thought his birthday had come early.
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) xD
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) he was talking to me at the same time
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) it was kinda sick
derianurpg 9:52 pm
xD
[URPG Shipping] 9:52 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xDDDDD
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) maybe
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) alaska should have been involved in like
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) an online gangbang
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) or tease an FBI person or something
derianurpg 9:53 pm
lol
derianurpg 9:53 pm
nahhthat's a big much
bit*
wow
[URPG Shipping] 9:53 pm
([email protected]) Would that just be a bunch of people on webvams beating off?
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) yeah
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) i guess
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) i dunno
derianurpg 9:53 pm
why don't we do that all the time =-O
[URPG Shipping] 9:53 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) I wasn't privy to the content of alask'a iniatiation
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) LOL derian
("Buzzer" herbalb582) what beat off on webcam?
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) lololol
derianurpg 9:54 pm
EXACTLY
[URPG Shipping] 9:54 pm
([email protected]) I assume you guys do that already
derianurpg 9:54 pm
no one invited me =-O
[URPG Shipping] 9:54 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) shipping devolves into a big online circle jerk
([email protected]) Cause we didn't invite you
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Wait you mean... you aren't all naked?
derianurpg 9:54 pm
T_T
[URPG Shipping] 9:54 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) dude
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) rmemeber bandi?
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xDDDDDD
derianurpg 9:54 pm
lol
[URPG Shipping] 9:54 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) that was fucking sick
([email protected]) Oh you mean the bufallo thingy
([email protected]) or the corgi thing
([email protected]) I think the vorgi was for my own amusement though
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xD
derianurpg 9:55 pm
lol
I missed the corgi one
[URPG Shipping] 9:55 pm
([email protected]) Like I said
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) i thought it was a cocker spaniel....
([email protected]) you weren't INVITED
([email protected]) Mix but the corgi part is what got me off
derianurpg 9:55 pm
I was there for the bufallo one though =-O
I think I was invited by mistake lol
[URPG Shipping] 9:56 pm
([email protected]) Yeah bourbon and tabasco
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Man, that video will haunt me forever ...
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) X_X
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) so much vomit
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) so much
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Yeah
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) thank god I wasnt here for that one
([email protected]) I had to spend weeks cleaning the fur on my mask
([email protected]) Just
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Hey your pictures will haunt me forever too
([email protected]) bluh
derianurpg 9:56 pm
don't remind me T_T
[URPG Shipping] 9:56 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) xD
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) and the web stream
([email protected]) I'll remind you all Iplease
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xD
([email protected]) Bitch
derianurpg 9:57 pm
lol I'm the one who had to battle you
that was terrible
[URPG Shipping] 9:57 pm
([email protected]) you saw
([email protected]) I felt
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) yeah
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) did I ever apologise, derian?
derianurpg 9:57 pm
nope
[URPG Shipping] 9:57 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) well, I'm sorry, man
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) I meant no harm
derianurpg 9:57 pm
it's fine, just a little scarred
[URPG Shipping] 9:57 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) xD
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) what doesnt kill you makes you stronger
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) dude
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) near STILL calls me mistress
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) and now you know what a massive penis looks like
derianurpg 9:58 pm
lolol
it wasn't even big, don't kid yourself
[URPG Shipping] 9:58 pm
([email protected]) You have a loose definition of massive chain
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) depends
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Yeah you really shouldn't have left the window open.
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) big enough to beat someone to death with
("Buzzer" herbalb582) That breeze didn't help...
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) remember part two?
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xD
derianurpg 9:59 pm
lol part two? I missed it :-(
[URPG Shipping] 9:59 pm
([email protected]) WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SMELL LIKE LISTERINE IN HERE!!!!!
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) I started beating up one of the freshies while naked
derianurpg 9:59 pm
xD
[URPG Shipping] 9:59 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) finishing blow was using my genitals
derianurpg 9:59 pm
lol cockslap
[URPG Shipping] 9:59 pm
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) nearly poked his eye out
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Oh the teabagging.
("Buzzer" herbalb582) ...
("Buzzer" herbalb582) That was just unnecessary post fight mocking Chain.
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Why?
derianurpg 10:00 pm
well it's been about 15 minutew
minutes*
[URPG Shipping] 10:00 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) bumbles can stop now
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) ill go tell him
("Buzzer" herbalb582) Yeah
derianurpg 10:00 pm
I mean if he's caught up in it he can keep going
maybe it's true love
[URPG Shipping] 10:00 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) xD
("Buzzer" herbalb582) XD
("Woobie" chainreactionrpg) part two should be cybering with ace
([email protected]) Smells like someone got themself a kismesis
derianurpg 10:01 pm
lol
[URPG Shipping] 10:01 pm
("sex kitten" alaskapigeon1) looooooool
([email protected]) except
derianurpg 10:01 pm
that's too cruel, he'd get false hope