The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

"TheNewGirl" Katie Foxtrot 4:58 pm
ace?
oh

"Justfuckingdoit" Derian 4:58 pm
HE IS ACE

"TheNewGirl" Katie Foxtrot 4:58 pm
the gay man

 

[16:23] JesseJKJesse: say nyrugh, is your body from mcdonalds?
[16:23] JesseJKJesse: Cause im lovin it )
[16:23] nyurghdude: ...
[16:23] nyurghdude: its actually from KFC
[16:23] nyurghdude: Finger-lickin' good

lololol

JesseJKJesse: do you buy your pants on sale?
cause at my house, they'd be 100% off.
[16:31] nyurghdude: That underwear looks terrible on you, it would look better on my floor.
[16:32] JesseJKJesse: not as good

teehee

 

[22:06:09] DoIPutNameHere: i should minor in sports journalism
[22:06:11] DoIPutNameHere: for the lulz
[22:06:16] DoIPutNameHere: I THINK THEY HAVE GOOD OFFENSE
[22:06:23] DoIPutNameHere: GOOD OFFENSE MEANS YOU GET MORE POINTS
[22:06:25] SumerianRevenant: Nobody would read it
[22:06:29] DoIPutNameHere: you just did

 

Synthesis 9:45 am
Silly boy
How naughty!

sexygreggles 9:45 am
im not thinking straight, to much gay sex in my head

roulette16dares 9:46 am
u and me both pal

 

"Sexman" Monbrey(Fire Dojo) 9:32 pm
I'm going to hell
"Sexman" Monbrey(Fire Dojo) 9:32 pm
Some girl at my girlfriends school
"Sexman" Monbrey(Fire Dojo) 9:32 pm
Her dad just beat cancer
"Sexman" Monbrey(Fire Dojo) 9:33 pm
Then today got hit by a truck and died
"Sexman" Monbrey(Fire Dojo) 9:33 pm
Me: "Thats god saying 'Fuck, I thought the cancer would have worked"
"Sexman" Monbrey(Fire Dojo) 9:33 pm
I was proud of that call

We praise you Monbrey. Hail to the king baby

 

DoIPutNameHere 8:01 pm
oh ludicolo
you so delicious
imsocorn 8:01 pm
dats ur starter

isn't it Pidge?
DoIPutNameHere 8:01 pm
yea

everyday
imsocorn 8:01 pm
kewl =-O
DoIPutNameHere 8:01 pm
i wake up to some ludicolo in my bowl
imsocorn 8:01 pm
fucking yum
DoIPutNameHere 8:01 pm
NO

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

 

theevildookie (6:40:01 PM): Charizard?
Monbrey (6:40:24 PM): Uhh.... Kingdra?
theevildookie (6:40:32 PM): Fuck you
theevildookie is offline

 

You should know the rules by now. Newfag

 

So yeah gmandiddy had a voice disk active, rolling for a Riolu:

Timpeni (11:45:25): 10- is Riolu
Timpeni (11:45:31): lol
Timpeni (11:45:32): Okay
herbalb582 (11:45:36): inb4 11
"Gman Kozo" gmandiddy (11:45:40): yeah
[Park Lords] (11:45:49): timpeni rolled 1 100-sided die: 11
herbalb582 (11:45:52): hahaha

 

[21:57] mewalcadiesmew: Aron F Rock Head
[21:57] derianurpg: Aron 100%, Seedot 100%'
[21:57] derianurpg: moves?
[21:57] mewalcadiesmew: Head Smash
[21:57] if1994: actually how much does splosion do? let's see =3
[21:57] if1994: (use that^)
[21:57] derianurpg: ...
[21:57] derianurpg: >.>
[21:58] mewalcadiesmew: 19.08%
[21:58] derianurpg: 20% damage
[21:58] derianurpg: lol
[21:58] derianurpg: gg
[21:58] if1994: gg
[21:58] derianurpg: no money >.>
[21:58] mewalcadiesmew: c'mon first turn explosion really?
[21:58] if1994: ok ok won't do it again )=
[21:59] derianurpg: lemme log these 3
[22:00] mewalcadiesmew: I had to add back in non-paying in my stats for that
[22:01] if1994: sorry )=
[22:01] mewalcadiesmew: And I really need money
[22:01] mewalcadiesmew: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU EXPLODE TURN 2
[22:01] derianurpg: lol seriously
[22:01] derianurpg: especially not against somethign 1/4 resistant to normal
[22:02] mewalcadiesmew: With high defense at that
[22:02] if1994: i'm part noob, sue me D=
[22:02] derianurpg: lol it's fine, just 1k

 

Monbrey 11:24 pm
Yeah
What Pokemon?

MagikchickenURPG 11:24 pm
Eevee
=)

Monbrey 11:25 pm
1. Bug
2. Dark
3. Dragon
4. Electric
5. Fighting
6. Fire
7. Flying
8. Ghost
9. Grass
10. Ground
11. Ice
12. Normal (reroll)
13. Poison
14. Psychic
15. Rock
16. Steel
17. Water

MagikchickenURPG 11:25 pm
Inbe4 steel

OnlineHost 11:25 pm
Monbrey rolled 1 17-sided die: 16

MagikchickenURPG 11:25 pm
xD
LOL

Monbrey 11:25 pm
LOL

MagikchickenURPG 11:25 pm
CALLED IT
<3

 

Imperialpineaple 4:40 pm
Jesse
why does your profile say
Imperialpineaple 4:40 pm
interested: women

 

Talking about Dojo Master

[20:53] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (evanfardreamer) so you don't have to use your dojo team?
[20:53] mewalcadiesmew: Nope
[20:53] mewalcadiesmew: I used NO Dragon types in the first battle vs Magik
[20:54] mewalcadiesmew: Metagross, Togekiss, Lucario, Gallade, Tyranitar, [Breloom]
[20:54] mewalcadiesmew: As I've said before
[20:54] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: ("Lovely Kiss steals your soul" derianurpg) tyranitar is a dragon
[20:55] mewalcadiesmew: I was worried about Starmie, but that didn't stop me from bringing 3 Fighting Types lol
[20:55] mewalcadiesmew: wildcard* not type
[20:55] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: ("Lovely Kiss steals your soul" derianurpg) then wtf is it doing in your dojo
[20:55] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: ("Lovely Kiss steals your soul" derianurpg) dammit, you didn't say what I wanted you to
[20:55] mewalcadiesmew: lol

 

nyurghdude 1:56 pm
missing one move
derianurpg 1:56 pm
KO them
ayotui14 1:57 pm
^
nyurghdude 1:57 pm
its synthesis
derianurpg 1:57 pm
KO him
alaskapigeon1 1:57 pm
KO him
JokesterJesse 1:57 pm
ko him.

 

"Blasphemer" Derian 4:14 pm
BMG has more errors then ace's stories

AceTrainer17 4:14 pm
:O

"Blasphemer" Derian 4:14 pm
jk <3

AceTrainer17 4:14 pm
YOU WHORE

"sex kitten" alaskapigeon1 4:14 pm
LOL

 

[20:56] MeowthMistress1: xD I'd laugh if I won the battle for Violet and Pidge let me use Coin as my non gym type, but that wont ever happen
[20:57] mewalcadiesmew: With Eviolite you have a better chance than before
[20:57] mewalcadiesmew: lol
[20:57] mewalcadiesmew: Meowth a flying WC? Well, if it's Team Rocket's Meowth I guess that might make some sense with all those balloons...
[20:58] MeowthMistress1: lol, Coin could kick TR's Meowth's butt
[20:58] MeowthMistress1: I love that little guy, but Coin could so whip him
[20:58] mewalcadiesmew: A Magikarp could
[20:59] MeowthMistress1: not true
[20:59] MeowthMistress1: TR's Meowth kicks some serious ass
[20:59] MeowthMistress1: his record is really very good
[20:59] mewalcadiesmew: About 0/800?
[20:59] MeowthMistress1: lol

 

ChainReactionURPG (11:09:54 PM): Dragonite B uses Xspeed on Dragonite C
ChainReactionURPG (11:09:58 PM): WTP out @ 3rd
DoIPutNameHere (11:10:02 PM): suck it faggot

 

Here's a long quote, so I'll spoiler it. CLICK IT!

Spoiler

[21:03] [email protected]: has joined the chat
[21:03] MewAlcadiesMew: has joined the chat
[21:03] imsocorn: has joined the chat
[21:03] imsocorn: ;o
[21:03] imsocorn: wuts dis
[21:04] [email protected]: u know wut dis is bro
[21:04] imsocorn: orite
[21:04] imsocorn: rules?
[21:04] MewAlcadiesMew: It's one of the battles for Opelucid Gym...
[21:04] MewAlcadiesMew: I still need a Hidden Power rolled though
[21:05] MewAlcadiesMew: 6 VS. 6
BW Revolution (see your opponent's team and then select lead)
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause

You can only use Pokemon you own. You can only use Dragon Pokemon. However, you are allowed to use one wild card for these battles if you desire. The wild cards are: Charizard, Gyarados, Lapras, Tyranitar, Tropius
[21:05] MewAlcadiesMew: I'm also unsure, does he mean we can only use one wildcard and we have to use the same one for all the battles?
[21:06] imsocorn: pretty sure he means one per battle
[21:06] [email protected]: has left the chat
[21:06] imsocorn: I'll ask stinky, he knows about these kinda things
[21:06] MewAlcadiesMew: k thanks
[21:08] imsocorn: (8:08:15 PM) stunkylupus: nah I say they can use a different one each time
[21:08] MewAlcadiesMew: kk thanks
[21:08] [email protected]: has joined the chat
[21:08] imsocorn: (8:08:15 PM) stunkylupus: nah I say they can use a different one each time
[21:08] [email protected]: ok sorry
[21:08] imsocorn: just so ya know
[21:08] [email protected]: ?
[21:08] imsocorn: concerning WCs
[21:09] [email protected]: lol
[21:09] imsocorn: anyway
[21:09] [email protected]: stinky is our regions LO?
[21:09] MewAlcadiesMew: No
[21:09] imsocorn: nah, but he says he can make that call
[21:09] MewAlcadiesMew: I think Pidge is
[21:09] imsocorn: being head ref and all
[21:09] [email protected]: badassery
[21:09] imsocorn: pretty much ;o
[21:09] imsocorn: anyway, now that thats cleared up
[21:09] imsocorn: send
[21:12] [email protected]: has left the chat
[21:14] [email protected]: has joined the chat
[21:21] MewAlcadiesMew: Derian wants to watch. Any objections?
[21:21] imsocorn: I object
[21:21] [email protected]: Im good
[21:21] [email protected]: so overruled
[21:21] imsocorn: I'm ref
[21:21] imsocorn: not overruled
[21:24] herbalb582: has joined the chat
[21:24] herbalb582: ffa?
[21:24] MewAlcadiesMew: LOL
[21:24] derianurpg: has joined the chat
[21:25] derianurpg: no one invited me
[21:25] derianurpg: trollolo
[21:25] herbalb582: Send to WTP now rules posted
[21:25] herbalb582: =-O
[21:25] MewAlcadiesMew: LOL
[21:25] MewAlcadiesMew: It's not a FFA.
[21:25] derianurpg: lol
[21:25] herbalb582: I know
[21:25] imsocorn: Teams are the same
[21:25] imsocorn: send
[21:25] imsocorn: @[email protected]
[21:26] herbalb582: XD
[21:26] imsocorn: o
[21:26] imsocorn: Derian: Infernape F Thick Fat
[21:26] imsocorn: moves?
[21:26] herbalb582: ZS
[21:26] herbalb582: XD^
[21:26] derianurpg: guys I'm infernape don't KO me
[21:26] herbalb582: ofuck I forgot to send
[21:26] derianurpg: IM me to team
[21:27] MewAlcadiesMew: Uh, Gallade use Aeroblastt
[21:27] imsocorn: HURRY
[21:27] derianurpg: fuck
[21:27] imsocorn: random
[21:27] MewAlcadiesMew: Damn wrong chat
[21:27] imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 224-sided die: 186
[21:27] ChainReaction01: has joined the chat
[21:27] imsocorn: HITS Victini
[21:27] imsocorn: KO
[21:27] ChainReaction01: xD
[21:27] herbalb582: XD
[21:27] ChainReaction01: thanks guys
[21:27] herbalb582: Send to WTP
[21:27] ChainReaction01: *is silent now*
[21:27] herbalb582: rules posted
[21:27] imsocorn: Micheal Jackson Out @ 34534th
[21:27] herbalb582: =-O
[21:27] [email protected]: has left the chat
[21:27] herbalb582: lol'd
[21:27] Ty Albro: has joined the chat
[21:27] MewAlcadiesMew: lol
[21:27] herbalb582: lol'd
[21:27] Ty Albro: Shhhhh
[21:28] MewAlcadiesMew: gg
[21:28] imsocorn: stop talking while I'm reffing the turn
[21:28] herbalb582: sure
[21:28] imsocorn: Buzz KO'd
[21:28] Ty Albro: why not?
[21:28] imsocorn: Xatu out @ 23524th
[21:28] imsocorn: Bandi KO'd
[21:28] Ty Albro: Can I get hugged instead of ko'd?
[21:28] imsocorn: Accelgor out @ 9843th
[21:28] Ty Albro: Who the fuck has accelgor?
[21:28] derianurpg: lol
[21:29] herbalb582: Fawkes
[21:29] herbalb582: ^just sayin'
[21:29] Ty Albro: I use rhyperior silly
[21:29] ChainReaction01: rhyperior is poo
[21:29] Ty Albro: Blashphamer
[21:29] Ty Albro: <punches chain>
[21:29] [email protected]: has joined the chat
[21:29] ChainReaction01: ouch
[21:29] ChainReaction01: ;-;
[21:29] ChainReaction01: imma tell winter on you
[21:29] Ty Albro: not if I blow up australia
[21:29] herbalb582: XD
[21:30] ChainReaction01: WIIIIIIIIIIIIINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
[21:30] ChainReaction01: BANDIIIIIIII HIIIIIIIIIIIIIT MEEEEEEEEEEE
[21:30] ChainReaction01: orite silent
[21:30] ChainReaction01: *shuts up*
[21:30] Ty Albro: <zips mouth>
[21:30] neoslayer93: has joined the chat
[21:30] neoslayer93: ?
[21:30] herbalb582: eh it will take mav another hour to send first move
[21:30] herbalb582: ffa
[21:30] neoslayer93: ffa?
[21:30] herbalb582: send to me
[21:30] [email protected]: back
[21:30] neoslayer93: oh
[21:30] neoslayer93: kk
[21:30] [email protected]: my internet is fuzzy
[21:30] [email protected]: but fine for now
[21:31] MewAlcadiesMew: Special move is Dragons only
[21:31] MewAlcadiesMew: rule*
[21:31] herbalb582: no its not
[21:31] [email protected]: and only me and ash can play
[21:31] herbalb582: Dragons are banned wut is this
[21:31] derianurpg: dragons aren't real pokemon silly
[21:31] herbalb582: ^
[21:31] herbalb582: its an RP ffa
[21:31] herbalb582: you have to RP all your moves
[21:31] herbalb582: or KOd
[21:31] [email protected]: xD
[21:33] MewAlcadiesMew: You do realize the person you told Dragons are real pokemon to is Blackthorn Gym leader, right?
[21:34] derianurpg: you do realize I'm the snowpoint gym leader, right?
[21:34] herbalb582: You do realise he was joking
[21:34] MewAlcadiesMew: Technicalities, and so what? I beat you
[21:34] herbalb582: Also FD I am waiting for your pokemon wut is this?
[21:34] derianurpg: after what, the 2nd time?
[21:35] derianurpg: I beat you too
[21:35] MewAlcadiesMew: We tied the first time
[21:35] MewAlcadiesMew: YOU AND YOUR STUPID DESTINY BOND
[21:35] herbalb582: you fell for it
[21:35] herbalb582: Always be afraid of DB when Froslass is around
[21:35] MewAlcadiesMew: I knew he wasn't serious, but it is fun to play along
[21:36] imsocorn: Buzzer
[21:36] MewAlcadiesMew: What's Lucario supposed to do?
[21:36] imsocorn: stop trolling
[21:36] imsocorn: IM REF
[21:36] herbalb582: XD
[21:36] imsocorn: FD, send to ME
[21:36] herbalb582: sorry
[21:36] herbalb582:
[21:36] imsocorn: its ok ;o
[21:36] ChainReaction01: lol that's a surprised stripper face
[21:37] MewAlcadiesMew: .
[21:37] MewAlcadiesMew: .......................*
[21:37] imsocorn: well
[21:37] imsocorn: some people need to send their pogeyman leader =o
[21:37] neoslayer93: wait
[21:37] neoslayer93: herbalb582 9:34 pm
Also FD I am waiting for your pokemon wut is this?
[21:37] neoslayer93: what
[21:37] neoslayer93: LOL
[21:37] imsocorn: I'm reffin FFA
[21:37] neoslayer93: this isn't a ffa is it
[21:37] herbalb582: I was trolling
[21:37] imsocorn: don't invite ppl tho
[21:37] neoslayer93: wait
[21:37] neoslayer93: this could actually be
[21:37] herbalb582: Yeah WTP reffing ffa
[21:37] neoslayer93: a legit ffa
[21:37] imsocorn: Bandi and Buzz we're Ko'd for talking
[21:37] MewAlcadiesMew: It WAS a battle for Opelucid Gym...
[21:38] herbalb582: ^
[21:38] neoslayer93: STOP TROLLING
[21:38] imsocorn:
[21:38] [email protected]: shut it
[21:38] herbalb582: Aww
[21:38] [email protected]: im here
[21:38] imsocorn: it would be a battle
[21:38] neoslayer93: lol i almost sent too
[21:38] imsocorn: IF CERTAIN PARTIES SENT A LEAD
[21:38] [email protected]: ^
[21:38] imsocorn: ;o
[21:38] [email protected]: Hence Ash K
[21:38] neoslayer93: mav cs?
[21:38] neoslayer93: vs*
[21:38] neoslayer93: oh
[21:38] [email protected]: I sent
[21:38] imsocorn: both have the same team
[21:38] imsocorn: SO YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE
[21:38] imsocorn: because they're the only ones who need to know what each other have ;o
[21:38] neoslayer93: mav
[21:38] neoslayer93: (win)
[21:38] neoslayer93: if you don't i will disown you
[21:38] MewAlcadiesMew: Oh I didn't realize that's what you meant, we both have the same six pokemon...
[21:39] imsocorn: lol
[21:39] imsocorn: yea
[21:39] MewAlcadiesMew: ............
[21:39] [email protected]: baka
[21:39] derianurpg: lol
[21:39] derianurpg: this battle's gonna be lulzy
[21:39] [email protected]: ^
[21:40] MewAlcadiesMew: ^

Okay, so that was my fault

Another quote from the same chat...

[22:20] Ty Albro: ok
[22:20] Ty Albro: who here knows about carol kaye?
[22:20] Ty Albro: I need you to write a page about her
[22:20] Ty Albro: and send it to me
[22:20] ChainReaction01: Carol Kaye had a vagina
[22:20] ChainReaction01: c/p until happy
[22:20] Ty Albro: And fix my printer
[22:21] derianurpg: someone should fix mav
[22:21] imsocorn: has left the chat
[22:21] Ty Albro: pics or you a lier chain
[22:21] ChainReaction01: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:21] imsocorn: has joined the chat
[22:21] ChainReaction01: I assumed
[22:21] ChainReaction01: you know
[22:21] Ty Albro: Never assume chain
[22:21] ChainReaction01: seeing as she's female
[22:21] Ty Albro: Now look up carol kaye porn
[22:21] ChainReaction01: never
[22:21] MewAlcadiesMew: assume = ass + u + me
[22:21] Ty Albro: keep in mind she was alive in the 50's
[22:21] Ty Albro: So uh
[22:21] Ty Albro: enjoy pervert
[22:22] Ty Albro: not into gilfs myself
[22:22] Ty Albro: but to each their own
[22:22] ChainReaction01: the hell is a gilf?
[22:22] Ty Albro: Grandmother I'd like
[22:22] imsocorn: duh
[22:22] Ty Albro: well you can imagine the F
[22:22] ChainReaction01: *blink*
[22:22] ChainReaction01: *vomit*
[22:23] Ty Albro: <shoves cork into chains mouth> stop making such messes
[22:23] ChainReaction01: *murflemurfle*
[22:24] herbalb582: lol'd

 

"Buzzah kun" herbalb582 4:40 pm
XD
WTP is going as a 9 year old
XD

Nameless 4:40 pm
lol

Sniperxpwnage 4:40 pm
lold

thedinobot 4:40 pm
id read that

"Winter chan" wintervines 4:40 pm
with an awesome name

Nameless 4:40 pm
id check that out
^_^

"Buzzah kun" herbalb582 4:41 pm
Hugh .G. Rection

 

After a battle containing this:
[22:34] mewalcadiesmew: Dragonite 12.53% Att/Speed+1 | Breloom 100%
Other: {Archeops [KO]}, {Togekiss [KO]}, ??? | {Lucario [KO]}, {Honchkrow [KO]}, {Starmie [KO]}
[22:34] mewalcadiesmew: Moves?
[22:36] mewalcadiesmew: Breloom uses Mach Punch
[22:37] mewalcadiesmew: Dragonite uses Hurricane
[22:37] mewalcadiesmew: //roll-dice1-sides100
[22:37] mewalcadiesmew: Misses lol
[22:37] roulette16dares: lolol
[22:38] [email protected]:

Came this:

[22:44] mewalcadiesmew: Seriously though
[22:44] roulette16dares: has left the chat
[22:45] [email protected]: what?
[22:45] mewalcadiesmew: Dragonite vs Breloom calls for Wing Attack/Aerial Ace
[22:45] mewalcadiesmew: ESPECIALLY WITH ATT+1
[22:45] [email protected]: I was looking for a physical flying move I did Not realize she had it as level-up DX
[22:46] mewalcadiesmew: Level 55
[22:46] mewalcadiesmew: Wing Attack
[22:46] mewalcadiesmew: As soon as it evolves into Dragonite
[22:46] [email protected]: yeah lol. wasn't looking too closely in my stats Dx


How NOT to ask to ref
[09:58] iamnotyou11: ash\
[09:58] iamnotyou11: ref a fucking tourney battle
[09:58] iamnotyou11: or I swear your a fucking faggot
[09:59] mewalcadiesmew: With such a nice way of asking I'm not sure...
[10:00] iamnotyou11: ok your a faggot

And how to TRY and redeem yourself
[10:04] iamnotyou11: hello
[10:04] iamnotyou11: can you please ref
[10:04] iamnotyou11: you're super cool