The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

[15:04] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) gurren lagann?
[15:04] theblackmaeg: http://www.youtube.com/show/gurrenlagann
[15:04] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) ohhh its an anime?
[15:05] theblackmaeg: Yes.
[15:05] theblackmaeg: 27 episodes.
[15:05] theblackmaeg: Gainax
[15:05] theblackmaeg: Pure unrestricted awesome.
[15:05] [URPG Shipping]: (herbalb582) ^ just like your mom last night

 

niteethan 4:05 pm
(4:05:44 PM): I love
(4:05:49 PM): the origianl animations
(4:05:59 PM): "I love learning"
(4:06:02 PM): "I love magic"
magic kid930 4:06 pm
(4:06:04 PM): *to learn
niteethan 4:06 pm
(4:06:08 PM): "I love you Harry"
imperialpineaple 4:06 pm
(4:06:27 PM): quiet muggles

 

[19:43] jessejkjesse: omg installling aim on sis's laptop
[19:43] lspl0x: is she hot
[19:43] Feng: is she hot
[19:43] Gian Kurumiru: ._.
[19:43] gliscorman: ^
[19:43] jessejkjesse: she had a baby
[19:43] jessejkjesse: like 3 weeks ago
[19:43] lspl0x: ........
[19:43] Feng: ok
[19:43] lspl0x: so shes hot

 

Endless Fun w/ Murro Magnum & SilverChromeX

Gian Kurumiru 12:44 am
wait until you battle my mudkpz D:
*runs away*
Silver Heart 12:44 am
Then I
Then I'll send in Elekid
When I get it that is xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:45 am
= v=
I'll use my tyranitar on both of them then
xD
Silver Heart 12:45 am
IM RAPED DX
You whore xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
D:
Silver Heart 12:47 am
This is why i lurve you
xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
>.<
Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
you are aware I am a guy right?
Silver Heart 12:47 am
xD Yeah
Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
LOL
xD
just messin with you
Silver Heart 12:47 am
xD
Hurr? XD
Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
derp
Silver Heart 12:47 am
xD
Then wait until Tyranitar faces my future-to-come-Slaking-once-I-get-a-slakoth
Gian Kurumiru 12:48 am
*cough**infernape**cough*
Silver Heart 12:48 am
Slaking doesn't have king in it for nothing
Slaking = 670
Infernape = 534
You do the math xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:49 am
so wut
its lazy
Silver Heart 12:49 am
Its purty
Gian Kurumiru 12:49 am
it is!
@[email protected]
Silver Heart 12:49 am
xD
Silver Heart 12:49 am
Slakoth is definitely one of thsoe Pokemon I'd let hang around my neck
Gian Kurumiru 12:49 am
for a second there i thought you said slaking
o.o
Silver Heart 12:49 am
xD GAWD NO
That bugger would....squash me DX
Im not a squashy person
HONESTLY!
xD
You, I'm not so sure
Gian Kurumiru 12:50 am
bugger? YOU MEAN GIANT!?!?!
Silver Heart 12:50 am
But me - ah ah
xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:50 am
!!!!
Silver Heart 12:51 am
Vigoroth honestly
Monkey on steroids
Gian Kurumiru 12:51 am
i liek vigoroth T.T
Silver Heart 12:51 am
I do too xD
But he does look like it
Gian Kurumiru 12:51 am
Silver Heart 2:51 pm
Vigoroth honestly
Monkey on steroids
Uh
INFERNAPE!??!
lol
Silver Heart 12:51 am
OK
Infernape is a monkey on steroids
Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
haha
Silver Heart 12:52 am
Vigoroth is a monkey with rabies
Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
that I'm fine with
Silver Heart 12:52 am
Then Chimchar is Curious George
Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
HYPER RABIES MONKEEHH
Silver Heart 12:52 am
XD WOOHOO!
BUY THEM TODAY
Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
*DANCES WITH TEH VIGUROTHHHHS*

 

[URPG Shipping] 10:45 am
(siless733) I mean it's one thing walking in on sex talk all the time
alaskapigeon1 10:45 am
no wonder i wanna go on a roadtrip
lololololol
[URPG Shipping] 10:45 am
(siless733) it's another to walk in on "Oh, I wanna be a serial rapist that says checkmate before every time I rape them"

 

LOL @ Basics.

ChainReaction01 11:40 am
ledyba and duskull sent
MagikchickenURPG 11:40 am
<_< Curse you for having a mon I literally can't hit without being 1/2 effective or ineffective
xD
Supersonic...
Gian Kurumiru 11:40 am
haha. Will-o-wisp
MagikchickenURPG 11:41 am
Lolz
You're going to halve my attack from 20 to 10? :3

 

neoslayer93 11:56 pm
so
how is your sex life
e-life too if you dont mind

alaskapigeon1 11:56 pm
im in a bit of a dry spell
OH
e life
thats different


JesseJKJesse 11:58 pm
Tell her to stay away from my man though

 

wintervines) lies
(alaskapigeon1) xD
(wintervines) i should buy something
(alaskapigeon1) i should write but im too lazy
(wintervines) i have like 21k
(alaskapigeon1) i have to figure out how to delete my history on google chrome
(wintervines) lol
Noble One 1:40 pm
No comment

 

JesseJKJesse 5:24 pm
am i the only one who goes on dating sites and makes random shit?

JesseJKJesse 5:24 pm
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JesseJKJesse 5:24 pm
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JesseJKJesse 5:27 pm
k
I can do the pretty girl
rock

 

OH ALASKA
I FEEL SO RAPED BY YOUR WORDS
alaskapigeon1 4:42 pm
that sounds faux perverted
or youre a troll
youre like
if scourge and near had a crac baby

 

Yay for counter trolling!


LSpl0x 8:15 am
can I c ur asshole
alaskapigeon1 8:16 am
why not
im all ready talking to one
LSpl0x 8:16 am
wow
that hurt
alaskapigeon1 8:17 am
(matt5skip) you should have just linked him to goatse
(matt5skip) that's what I would have done.
hes right
LSpl0x 8:17 am
you can fuck off
alaskapigeon1 8:18 am
i was planning to
LSpl0x 8:19 am
ur so mean to me
alaskapigeon1 8:19 am
eh
so scourge tells me youre a woman
alaskapigeon1 8:21 am
thoughts, questions, concerns?
LSpl0x 8:23 am
i am a true man and I am willing to prove it anytime I can
alaskapigeon1 8:24 am
your obsession with assholes leads me to believe you have an interest in other true men
LSpl0x 8:24 am
nop
but I am an ass man
when I check a girl out
i prefer ass over tits
alaskapigeon1 8:25 am
i guess it all feels the same in the dark
LSpl0x 8:27 am
why do you hate and scourge
dislike me
so much!?!?
alaskapigeon1 8:27 am
its less that we dislike YOU
its more that we
dislike your mannerisms, personality, habits, and patterns of speech
LSpl0x 8:28 am
you know nothing about me
so you cant hate all those things
alaskapigeon1 8:28 am
and im happy with that
LSpl0x 8:29 am
:-(
So all those times
we talked about seeing each other naked
were lies!?!?
alaskapigeon1 8:29 am
well
youre still a male
but unfortunately
ive recently found out
that even if you give out pics of yourself and youre a minor
you can still be charged with distribution of child pornography
so erm
im afraid we have nothing left to talk about
LSpl0x 8:30 am
its not like im going out in the street and staring at them q_q
it'll be on a hidden folder on my pc ;-)
alaskapigeon1 8:30 am
i feel like im only encouraging you
LSpl0x 8:31 am
what do you mean
alaskapigeon1 8:32 am
im not entirely sure
LSpl0x 8:33 am
;-) Show me your goods
alaskapigeon1 8:33 am
http://www.ilike.org.uk/images/goods.jpg
LSpl0x 8:35 am
no but seriously
alaskapigeon1 8:35 am
those are my goods
LSpl0x 8:35 am
goods
as in
TITS AND ASS
alaskapigeon1 8:35 am
ah
LSpl0x 8:36 am
ah?
alaskapigeon1 8:36 am
http://www.theequinest.com/images/african-wild-ass.jpg
LSpl0x 8:37 am
...
q_q
im not even going to open that
alaskapigeon1 8:37 am
YOU DONT LIKE MY ASS!?
LSpl0x 8:37 am
i want your real ass
:-[
alaskapigeon1 8:37 am
that was a real ass
LSpl0x 8:37 am
your real
white
ass
alaskapigeon1 8:37 am
it was a white ass
LSpl0x 8:37 am
you know what I mean!!
god damn
so wait
is that the only reason you wont gimme nudes
alaskapigeon1 8:38 am
let me explain this to you
stephen hawking could write an entire book on the possibility that there is a universe that exists, made of nothing but reasons why i would not give you nudes
LSpl0x 8:38 am
.....................
that actually hurt
alaskapigeon1 8:39 am
thanks, i try my best
LSpl0x 8:40 am
il leave you alone forever now
alaskapigeon1 8:40 am
i appreciate it
LSpl0x 8:40 am
:-(
im actualy ganna cry btw
alaskapigeon1 8:42 am
make sure to send me some of those tears
its unfortunate
ever since MJ died, I've been unable to find as big a buyer of childs tears
but theres still a market
LSpl0x 8:43 am
wow....
you know what
if I ahd the chance id fuck the shit outta you
lolol
alaskapigeon1 8:43 am
same
but mostly because you have a pulse
LSpl0x 8:44 am
mostly
:-(
alaskapigeon1 8:44 am
okay
entirely
LSpl0x 8:44 am
but but but
then send me nudes!
alaskapigeon1 8:44 am
theres a trope for this
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WorthyOpponent
LSpl0x 8:46 am
omg
alaskapigeon1 8:47 am
this right here
this is like highlander
right now
can you feel it?
LSpl0x 8:47 am
fuck man
i wanna put my dick in you
:9
alaskapigeon1 8:47 am
yeah, yeah
get in line
LSpl0x 8:47 am
implying a lot of people wanna do that
alaskapigeon1 8:47 am
half the urpgs in front of you broham
LSpl0x 8:49 am
yeah but those are dumabss bmgers
see
im packin big
;-)
alaskapigeon1 8:51 am
sha
i dunno
i have a harem
alaskapigeon1 8:51 am
they seem to do okay
in keeping me happy
LSpl0x 8:51 am
but
you wanna try something
NEW
not just dumb nerd penis
alaskapigeon1 8:52 am
thats what beastiality is for
LSpl0x 8:52 am
wow
well
ok

 

[15:53:35] [email protected]: 2011 sucks
[15:53:40] [email protected]: I've not got laid this year
[15:53:41] [email protected]: YET
[15:54:14] digitaldevil1056: did you get laid in 2010
[15:54:19] digitaldevil1056: or 09'
[15:54:23] digitaldevil1056: there may be a trend
[15:54:30] [email protected]: Uh, i did in 08
[15:54:31] [email protected]: =p
[15:54:44] digitaldevil1056: your finest hour
[15:54:52] roulette16dares: *minute

 

Matt5Skip 3:50 pm
well you cant take down my ace in the hole

lol'd. Silly HiPS

 

This is the pic I'm talkin bout cept the guy was white skinned and red and white uniform

 

Matt5Skip: (5:52:33 PM) WHY DOES EVERYONE I IM HAVE TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT DODO'S PENIS
Matt5Skip: (5:52:34 PM) MY GOD

 

[18:55] gliscorman: Psst...
[18:55] Synthesis: (auto-response from thesyn4) Shoop da woop
[18:55] gliscorman: lolol
[18:56] Synthesis: ?
[18:56] Synthesis: :3
[18:56] gliscorman: I got the auto-response.
[18:57] gliscorman: [18:55] Synthesis: (auto-response from thesyn4) Shoop da woop
[18:58] Synthesis: What?
[18:58] Synthesis: I have an auto response?
[18:58] Synthesis: XD
[18:58] gliscorman: lol, yes.
[19:00] Synthesis: XD
[19:00] gliscorman: How'd you do it?
[19:01] Synthesis: I dunno xD

 

alaskapigeon1 5:04 pm
im not that easy to beat
imperialpineaple 5:04 pm
yes u r
alaskapigeon1 5:04 pm
xD
i concur
imperialpineaple 5:04 pm
easier than Rihanna even...

 

Zeferin 8:17 pm
it tis, lo siento

Abigail Stewart 8:18 pm
Im sure thats spanish, considering I did it for three years and I dont know what that means xD

 

Matt5Skip 9:41 pm
what can I say? He's irresistable to all the 16 year old girls for some reason.

 

In a spoiler for being DIRTY/

Spoiler

neoslayer93 9:41 pm
;-)
nicki minaj
<333
neoslayer93 9:42 pm
if she had dimples
i would cum in them