The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Gian Magnum Kurumiru
EQ
eq
Earthquake
thedinobot
//roll-dice1-sides2
ugh
Gian Magnum Kurumiru
xD
thedinobot
wrong window again

 

pokeviper
but yeah Im in Japan
saving power and going through 3 aftershocks a day
Gian Magnum Kurumiru
O, I hope the situation gets better
I blame Groudon >: (
pokeviper
good blame haha
Gian Magnum Kurumiru
xD
pokeviper
but I blame mother nature
bitch is on her period

 

("burro del pantano" roulette16dares) chickens are bastards
("burro del pantano" roulette16dares) and therefore deserve to be eaten
("ride the wave bro" doiputnamehere) well yea
("ride the wave bro" doiputnamehere) since chickens dont get married


("Sexman" monbrey) "From all the lands on earth we come"
("Sexman" monbrey) WELL FUCKING GO BACK THERE
("Chainy is a little girl" herbalb582) Ah what a welcome back, mild racism/ nationalism
("Sexman" monbrey) Shut up you pommie faggot

 

[21:33] jage153: Ash what did you think of excadrill?
[21:33] mewalcadiesmew: All you have to do is change the weather
[21:34] mewalcadiesmew: Sun/Rain gg
[21:34] jage153: yeah but I kept tyranitar to keep that jajaja
[21:34] mewalcadiesmew: Or something that already has a speed boost
[21:34] jage153: no
[21:34] jage153: Excadrill is fast jajaj
[21:34] jage153: 275 speed
[21:34] mewalcadiesmew: Salamence Att/Speed+2 gg
[21:35] jage153: thats pretty much to everything >.<
[21:35] mewalcadiesmew:
[21:36] jage153: its like you say Arceus with +6 in everything
[21:36] jage153: it obviously is gonna get killed by a magikarp like everything but still

 

Bumblebee is a funny man.


thedinobot 5:04 pm
almost 200 when wages come in, so not a problem using that much

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 5:05 pm
winter

thedinobot 5:05 pm
lol, and i dont even ref that much anymore. basics give a lot of money

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 5:05 pm
so licky

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:05 pm
wut

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 5:05 pm
complex mon
lucky
*

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:05 pm
oooh yeah

thedinobot 5:05 pm
licky
winter

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:05 pm
lolol

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 5:05 pm
xD

thedinobot 5:06 pm
now we both have drills ;]

ChainReaction01 5:06 pm
licky winter what?

thedinobot 5:06 pm
is it drillbur
or drilbur

ChainReaction01 5:06 pm
who is licking winter?

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:06 pm
its drilbur
iirc

thedinobot 5:06 pm
Syn is

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:06 pm
>><

ChainReaction01 5:06 pm
drilbur is licking you?

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:06 pm
>.<

ChainReaction01 5:06 pm
?.?
/so confused

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:07 pm
me too
and thats probably bad

ChainReaction01 5:07 pm
okay
when I came back

thedinobot 5:07 pm
i should go to bed

ChainReaction01 5:07 pm
I was told that someone was licky you
and then you said it was drilbut
*drlibur

thedinobot 5:07 pm
yeah

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:07 pm
lolol

thedinobot 5:07 pm
syn is

ChainReaction01 5:07 pm
ohhh

thedinobot 5:07 pm
i said syn

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:07 pm
drilbur was @ bee

ChainReaction01 5:07 pm
so syn is licking winter
syn, c'mere

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:07 pm
i guess @[email protected]

"Kozo" gmandiddy 5:07 pm
I hate fawkes.
:-\

ChainReaction01 5:08 pm
*pulls out flicknife*

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:08 pm
lololol

"Kozo" gmandiddy 5:08 pm
made me raise the price of Stunfisk
:-\

thedinobot 5:08 pm
lol, why do you want the piece of shit

"Winter chan" WinterVines 5:08 pm
my elites got my back yo

thedinobot 5:08 pm
give it to me so i can kick it


Then a little later on...


"Winter chan" WinterVines 6:28 pm
i do like gb clause tho

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:29 pm
I wanna run gamboy mode
lol winter

"Winter chan" WinterVines 6:29 pm
i thougth about it
in the gym
gb and revo

thedinobot 6:29 pm
i thought about it just for fun

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:29 pm
yeah

thedinobot 6:29 pm
cause if i did it for gym id lose

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:29 pm
i will try it out soon

"Winter chan" WinterVines 6:29 pm
yeah i'd try it out first

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:29 pm
Some mons work well Id say, others dont

ChainReaction01 6:29 pm
mons with thin movepools are best for gb

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:30 pm
Jolteon would be horrible @[email protected]

ChainReaction01 6:30 pm
cos theyre not losing anything

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:30 pm
yep

ChainReaction01 6:30 pm
like gallade eats dick at gb

"synthy otouto" Synthesis 6:30 pm
Still its ok with swords dance, psycho cut, close combat and leaf blade? or something

thedinobot 6:30 pm
it always eats dick thuogh

 

(2:40:07 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) god
(2:40:08 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) damnit
(2:40:14 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) oh
(2:40:14 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) not you
(2:40:14 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) him
(2:40:16 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) LOL
(2:40:19 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) not him
(2:40:19 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) you
(2:40:21 PM) [secret society of _]: ("i should be a mod" perdidoyfundir) whatever
(2:40:26 PM) [secret society of _]: ("VBilly" husnainisme) o_o
(2:40:31 PM) pieandchips678: wat
(2:40:31 PM) [secret society of _]: (ultramr101)

 

There was a heated discussion going on about religion and Judaism in the modern world. This happened:


"nya" alaskapigeon1
dude were terrible people

Roulette Dares
what are those little hats jews wear called

"nya" alaskapigeon1
xD

derianurpg
quran?

 

buoyysel [12:43AM]
oh and regarding swearwords

Spoiler

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(12:53:04 AM) [secret society of _]: ("Will i am" kingrapter101) WAR VI Team: The Alpha Guild
WAR VI Win/Loss/Draw Record: 17/2/0
(12:53:08 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ACB" husnainisme) lol
(12:53:10 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ACB" husnainisme) alpha guild
(12:53:11 AM) [secret society of _]: ("TheArtistFormerlyKnownasBilly" imsocorn) oshi
(12:53:18 AM) [secret society of _]: ("Will i am" kingrapter101) WAR VII Team: Team Aqua
WAR VII Win/Loss/Draw Record: 16/1/0
(12:53:23 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ACB" husnainisme) wow
(12:53:26 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ataro im zoroark" charmander4lyf) wow aqua fag
(12:53:26 AM) [secret society of _]: ("TheArtistFormerlyKnownasBilly" imsocorn) LOL TEAM AQUA
(12:53:26 AM) pieandchips678: lol team aqua
(12:53:26 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ACB" husnainisme) u were w/rust
(12:53:28 AM) [secret society of _]: ("TheArtistFormerlyKnownasBilly" imsocorn) xDDDDDDDDDDDD
(12:53:28 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ACB" husnainisme) fag
(12:53:31 AM) [secret society of _]: ("Will i am" kingrapter101) XD
(12:53:39 AM) [secret society of _]: ("ataro im zoroark" charmander4lyf) lol @ all the fast replies

you will only understand if you're from pe2k ;_;

 

[18:49] derianurpg: Tyranitar 90.84% +1 AtkSpe, SS next?
[18:50] roulette16dares: mamoswine, m, snow cloak
[18:50] derianurpg: mamoswine is sent out
[18:50] derianurpg: moves?
[18:51] roulette16dares: superpower
[18:53] mewalcadiesmew: Hmm... Do I trust luck?
[18:53] roulette16dares: shur
[18:55] mewalcadiesmew: DynamicPunch
[18:55] derianurpg: tyranitar uses dynmic punch
[18:55] derianurpg: derianurpg rolled 1 100-sided die: 33
[18:55] derianurpg: hits
[18:55] roulette16dares: ffff
[18:56] mewalcadiesmew: You said I should trust luck
[18:56] roulette16dares: lol
[18:56] derianurpg: mamoswine
[18:56] derianurpg: derianurpg rolled 1 100-sided die: 46
[18:56] roulette16dares: gg
[18:56] derianurpg: smacks

Do you trust YOUR luck? Some people have Super Luck

 

DoIPutNameHere: ST text messaged me
DoIPutNameHere: his move
DoIPutNameHere: is this awesome y/n
Rohypnol75: y
PiEaNdChIpS678: /
Husnainisme: n

 

("Kill it with lightning" [email protected]) 1. Grow a dick
("Kill it with lightning" [email protected]) 2. Go fuck yourself

("Kill it with lightning" [email protected]) 3. Report back to me with the results

("Kill it with lightning" [email protected]) 4. Have inbred children
[URPG Shipping] 6:54 pm
("vote in ffa tournament poll" doiputnamehere) results: i have mastered asexual reproduction

 

DoIPutNameHere 10:30 pm
the jr trainer uses haze
brb deleting stats

ST 10:32 pm
You're a tremendous faggot

 

[23:19] alaskapigeon1: alaskazam
[23:20] alaskapigeon1: its like alakazam but better
[23:20] ChainReaction01: in which ways?
[23:20] mewalcadiesmew: at having sew
[23:20] mewalcadiesmew: sex*
[23:20] ChainReaction01: LOLO
[23:20] ChainReaction01: back to the sewing, alaskazam
[23:20] alaskapigeon1: wow ash
[23:20] imsocorn: Alakazam can sew like a motherfucker
[23:20] derianurpg: alright I think I have this sorted out
[23:20] alaskapigeon1: YOU MADE A FUNNY
[23:20] alaskapigeon1: *hugs*

 

"Meow" Siless 11:48 pm
if she was intimidated, she coulnd't hit things very well

imsocorn 11:48 pm
ou

"awesome" pieandchips678 11:48 pm
her atk -1!!
unless clearbody o_o

imsocorn 11:49 pm
naw
more like
THICK FAT

"awesome" pieandchips678 11:49 pm
ok ma
n
that was uncalled for!

imsocorn 11:49 pm
well
she always has her CUTE CHARM I suppose

"awesome" pieandchips678 11:49 pm
lol :-X

imsocorn 11:50 pm
and anyone can do well in the world if they are ENCOURAGED and HUSTLE
Then you can become quite INTIMIDATING

imsocorn 11:51 pm
I've got a KEEN EYE for these kinda things

"awesome" pieandchips678 11:51 pm
you can stop now

imsocorn 11:51 pm
Most people are totally OBLIVIOUS to it
PLUS
I have a ROCK HEAD

"NinetyTwo Days" WinterVines 11:51 pm
lol

imsocorn 11:51 pm
that will wreck your ROUGH SKIN
make you RUN AWAY
because you're so RATTLED
I put the PRESSURE ON
and you SWIFT SWIM away
but then I FRISK you

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:52 pm
stop doing this or youll set off my ANGER POINT
and give me BAD DREAMS

imsocorn 11:53 pm
I FOREWARNED you

imsocorn 11:53 pm
you can FILTER it out

neoslayer93 11:53 pm
wtp i think i lost respect for you over the past 7 IMs

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:53 pm
its ok, im actually on CLOUD NINE

"awesome" pieandchips678 11:53 pm
brb going to get BLAZEd

imsocorn 11:53 pm
Well, I am a bit RECKLESS

"awesome" pieandchips678 11:53 pm
i won ok

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:53 pm
btw, alaska doesnt have clear body she has CURSED BODY
wtp u so DEFIANT

imsocorn 11:53 pm
You guys are pretty SIMPLE

"nya" alaskapigeon1 11:53 pm
xD

imsocorn 11:54 pm
you aint got NO GUARD

neoslayer93 11:54 pm
are you SURE

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:54 pm
you have a lot of GUTS saying that

imsocorn 11:54 pm
IM SO COOL I HAVE AN ICY BODY

neoslayer93 11:54 pm
this is FUN

imsocorn 11:54 pm
BUT YOURS IS A FLAME BODY

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:54 pm
i think youre an IMPOSTER

imsocorn 11:54 pm
I YOU CANT HURT ME I GOT IMMUNITY

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:54 pm
i suppose youre JUSTIFIED for saying that

imsocorn 11:54 pm
I'm MAGIC BOUNCE and you'r STICKY HOLD

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:55 pm
god, you have so much MOXIE

imsocorn 11:55 pm
I had a bit of a SLOW START

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:55 pm
how OBLIVIOUS

imsocorn 11:55 pm
but on the CONTRARY you had quite QUICK FEET
but now I'm STALLing

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:55 pm
oh you such a PRANKSTER

imsocorn 11:55 pm
and I'm gonna need some SUPER LUCK
if I'm gonna U-TURN this around

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:56 pm
these are making me a bit RATTLED
we have an intense RIVALRY

imsocorn 11:56 pm
I'm like a TECHNICIAN with this LIGHTNINGROD

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:56 pm
maybe ill just RUN AWAY

imsocorn 11:56 pm
VICTORY STAR for ME

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:56 pm
to a place with SERENE GRACE

imsocorn 11:56 pm
I beat you down with my SHEER FORCE

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:56 pm
perhaps ill hire a SNIPER to take you out

imsocorn 11:57 pm
mysterious like my OVERCOAT

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:57 pm
its quite STURDY

imsocorn 11:57 pm
it was when I was an INFILTRATOR

imsocorn 11:57 pm
in your FLAME BODY

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:57 pm
you werent that good, becaues i TRACED you

imsocorn 11:57 pm
I had that MOTOR DRIVE in my ROCK HEAD

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:57 pm
you were UNAWARE

neoslayer93 11:57 pm
are you guys finished
idk where to stop quoting

imsocorn 11:57 pm
lol

"Coconut Surprise" roulette16dares 11:58 pm
lol

imsocorn 11:58 pm
k, I think this is enough

"vote in ffa tournament poll" DoIPutNameHere 12:02 am
you guys are FUCKING HILARIOUS

 

[13:56] eternussitus: gg syn
[13:56] Synthesis: aww dont worry
[13:57] eternussitus: i coulda zap cannoned and kod you
[13:57] Synthesis: its all about teaming and backstabbing
[13:57] Synthesis: ^^;;
[13:57] PokeViper: yeah... Syn
[13:57] eternussitus: but i couldnt be bothered
[13:57] Fawkes937: I never team
[13:57] PokeViper: XD
[13:57] Synthesis: Hey, I didn't backstab D;
[13:57] PokeViper: yeah he was killed before you could XD
[13:57] Fawkes937: i'm I the only one who did it solo?
[13:57] eternussitus: zap cannon takes longer to type then tbolt thats why i didnt use it
[13:57] eternussitus:

 

alaskapigeon1 2:22 pm
dude what would happen if you punched a chick in the ovaries
[URPG Shipping] 2:22 pm
("Silly Chainy" chainreactionrpg) O.O
alaskapigeon1 2:22 pm
/bored
[URPG Shipping] 2:22 pm
("i am disappoint" neoslayer93) scrambled eggs anyone
("i am disappoint" neoslayer93) ;-)

 

I LOVE TE

 

[02:50:44] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) auction out
[02:50:45] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) eggs
[02:50:47] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) and preroll
[02:50:49] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) what they are
[02:50:53] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) but the buyers
[02:50:56] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) dont know what eggs are
[02:51:03] [secret society of _]: ("Jrs trick die" imsocorn) that sounds suspiciously like
[02:51:09] [secret society of _]: ("L O L" husnainisme) marth
[02:51:14] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) oh..
[02:51:23] [secret society of _]: ("Jrs trick die" imsocorn) you copy nub
[02:51:24] [secret society of _]: ("Jrs trick die" imsocorn) gg
[02:51:31] [secret society of _]: ("L O L" husnainisme) copycat
[02:51:32] [secret society of _]: ("RUSTY REFBOT" sniperxpwnage) >>implementing that your idea is bad
[02:51:39] [secret society of _]: ("the TE" charmander4lyf) implementing?

 

"lazy chainy is lazy" Matt5Skip 1:20 pm
man I feel bad. I have nothing good to gift people :-(

"cool story brah" Synthesis 1:20 pm
you ingrateful swine