The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

(magikchickenurpg) skip, I think being compared to a vibrator in Alaska's lexicon is a COMPLIMENT.

 

[URPG Shipping] (20:56:19): (niteethan) And my mum got reallyannoyed cause there was this really fat ten year old girl whinging about everything
[URPG Shipping] (20:56:32): (matt5skip) haha fat girls
[URPG Shipping] (20:56:34): (niteethan) And she thought the little boulder had drank some of our drink
[URPG Shipping] (20:56:35): (matt5skip) they think they're people
[URPG Shipping] (20:56:39): (matt5skip) but they're not

 

[19:11] mewalcadiesmew: ................................................................................... Not even going to bother asking. Am going to bother leaving.
[19:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I replaced them.
[19:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) XD
[19:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) LOL
[19:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) YES
[19:12] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) We just chased ash off... OH WAIT
[19:12] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) ASH
[19:12] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) i dont know what id do without the tables
[19:12] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) GODDAMNIT YOU COWARD COME BACK HERE AND CHALLENGE ME FOR DOJO MASTER!

Procrastination is.................

 

URPG: We take in abused pokemon...and we abuse them some more.

zeferintrazish 12:21 am
(12:21:05 AM): Well, bulba didn't realize that if you mixed Polyethalyne with dihydrogenmonoxide
(12:21:09 AM): nothing would happen
(12:21:20 AM): in frustration, he sets off a bomb
Siless 12:21 am
(12:21:37 AM): that is onepissed off bulba
zeferintrazish 12:21 am
(12:21:46 AM): Bronzor sets it off a little earlier than expected
(12:21:58 AM): It had a rough childhood
Siless 12:22 am
(12:22:14 AM): it was abused before showing up in the mart I guess
ChainReaction 12:23 am
(12:23:47 AM): lol
zeferintrazish 12:24 am
(12:24:53 AM): lol
(12:25:09 AM): wayward home for abused Pokemon
(12:25:10 AM): aka
(12:25:15 AM): URPG

 

lol wut am i saying
its midnight here so
xD
hikaruizumi12 12:05 am
lmao
XD
Got to sleep...
Gian Kurumiru 12:05 am
i should say that
xD
hikaruizumi12 12:05 am
Gambler...
lol
Gian Kurumiru 12:05 am
gambler?
because of Nick?
hikaruizumi12 12:06 am
No, because you are so addicted to games that you are on at midnight...
XD
Gian Kurumiru 12:06 am
lol
no
i'm always up
not just because of the URPG
xD
it's like
hikaruizumi12 12:07 am
because of other games??
XD
Gian Kurumiru 12:07 am
:-\
no.
just chatting with someone
(not you Lol)
hikaruizumi12 12:07 am
:-(
Ok, we don't have to chat...
Gian Kurumiru 12:08 am
aww
did i hurt your feelings
:-(
hikaruizumi12 12:08 am
*ignores you*
Gian Kurumiru 12:08 am
lol
Gian Kurumiru 12:08 am
i have a naggy gf
xD
...
hikaru?
*ignored
*blocked by hikaru
Gian Kurumiru 12:11 am
:-(
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:-(
:-(
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:-(
hikaruizumi12 12:11 am
NO!!
NOW YOU ARE BLOCKED!!
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hikaruizumi12 (Hikaruizumi12) is available 12:12 am
Be nice and gift me a Togepi or a DC pass. Or you can battle me. 23h and 57m ago Comment
Gian Kurumiru 12:12 am
xD
XD
XD
XD

XD
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hikaruizumi12 12:13 am
So, how did you enjoy being blocked??
Gian Kurumiru 12:13 am
i was apathetic about it
*blocked
xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:14 am
...
hikaruizumi12 12:15 am
:-\
Ok, then...
If it makes you happy...
*blocks you*
Gian Kurumiru 12:15 am
lol huh
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hikaruizumi12 12:17 am
Wanna get blocked once more??
XD

 

[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) im a bit asexual
[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) no
[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (wintervines) atm
[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) thats gay
[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) i mean....
[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) no im right
[19:39] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) thats gay

 

ChainReaction01 1:56 pm
eevee 50.42 growlithe 85.67
Gian Kurumiru 1:57 pm
trump card
alaskapigeon1 1:57 pm
flamer
ChainReaction01 1:57 pm
guys, 5 min afk, FUCKING HOMO boss
alaskapigeon1 1:57 pm
lol
it wouldnt happen to be elton john would it?





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Charmander 4 lyf 8:56 pm
your an idiot I'll tell you why after this match

 

JokesterJesse 4:27 pm
so who watched the price is right this fine christmas eve?
Xali 4:27 pm
they still air that?
BB2(Sootopolis) 4:27 pm
i didnt know they still showed that

 

[16:32] stunkylupus: you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:32] stunkylupus: lol
[16:32] [email protected]: Blame roulette
[16:32] TheEvilDookie: lol
[16:33] jessejkjesse:
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

[16:33] TheEvilDookie: JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

[16:33] jessejkjesse: theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

[16:33] magic kid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

[16:33] stunkylupus: [16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:33] jessejkjesse: stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:33] imperialpineaple: anyways
[16:33] iamnotyou11: JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:33] TheEvilDookie: Near (4:33:39 PM): JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:33] magic kid930: iamnotyou11 (21:33:39): JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:33] jessejkjesse:
ryan feger 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:33] imperialpineaple: i gaiz btw
[16:33] Mubz96: i think you might have forgotten something
[16:33] imperialpineaple: i think i forgot sumtin
[16:33] TheEvilDookie: what
[16:33] imperialpineaple: but
[16:33] TheEvilDookie: is that some mexican talk
[16:33] imperialpineaple: idr what it was
[16:34] magic kid930: I know!
[16:34] magic kid930: Froslass' move!
[16:34] [email protected]: No
[16:34] [email protected]: Frolass died twice
[16:34] jessejkjesse:
ryan feger 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move
[16:34] TheEvilDookie: feger
[16:34] magic kid930: ^ That might be it?>
[16:34] TheEvilDookie: lol
[16:34] imperialpineaple: o i rmmbr








[16:46] Mubz96: Atlease we now have a chance
[16:46] Mubz96: A very slim, dying chance
[16:46] [email protected]: .000000666 chance
[16:46] Mubz96: ^
[16:46] Mubz96: dat
[16:47] mewalcadiesmew: 99.999% chance
[16:47] mewalcadiesmew: Of losing
[16:47] [email protected]: G
[16:47] [email protected]: T
[16:47] [email protected]: F
[16:47] [email protected]: O
[16:47] [email protected]: wait
[16:47] [email protected]: Nvm accurate

 

EDIT: Ninja'd, but here it is anyway:

Spoiler

stunkylupus (21:32:53): you're forgetting espeon's move
stunkylupus (21:32:54): lol

[email protected] (21:32:55): Blame roulette

theevildookie (21:32:58): lol

JesseJKJesse (21:33:02):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

theevildookie (21:33:08): JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

magic kid930 (21:33:17): JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

stunkylupus (21:33:20): [16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

JesseJKJesse (21:33:25): stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

imperialpineaple (21:33:32): anyways

iamnotyou11 (21:33:39): JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

magic kid930 (21:33:45): iamnotyou11 (21:33:39): JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

theevildookie (21:33:45): Near (4:33:39 PM): JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

JesseJKJesse (21:33:46):
ryan feger 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse 4:33 pm
stunkylupus 3:33 pm
[16:33:21] magickid930: JesseJKJesse (21:33:13): theevildookie 3:33 pm
JesseJKJesse (4:33:01 PM):
stunkylupus 3:32 pm
you're forgetting espeon's move

imperialpineaple (21:33:49): i gaiz btw

Mubz96 (21:33:53): i think you might have forgotten something

imperialpineaple (21:33:54): i think i forgot sumtin

 

Here's an... odd quote from earlier today.

[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Someone challenge my dojo
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Gah
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) lol
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (evanfardreamer) i don't wanna!
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i dont feel like getting raped on christmas eve
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (evanfardreamer) actually, which dojo do you have?
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) well i do
[11:37] mewalcadiesmew: Electric
[11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) but not by your dojo
[11:38] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) lol
[11:38] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) FINE ALASKA

 

[URPG Shipping] 9:05 pm
(theblackmaeg) I'm abstinent.
alaskapigeon1 9:05 pm
id be shouting
about rape
[URPG Shipping] 9:05 pm
(derianurpg) you're not abstinent, you're 12
alaskapigeon1 9:05 pm
and slaughtering the innocents
[URPG Shipping] 9:05 pm
(derianurpg) there's a difference

 

Soemone who wishes to be unnamed:
My childhood has been destroyed... by myself. Is it even possible?

 

[URPG Shipping] (03:25:37): (alaskapigeon1) gatr hit the flo'
[URPG Shipping] (03:25:41): (alaskapigeon1) next thing you know
[URPG Shipping] (03:25:49): (alaskapigeon1) gatr got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
herbalb582 (03:25:56): lold
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:02): (alaskapigeon1) im havgin too much fun with this
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:07): (alaskapigeon1) gatr had them applebottom jeans
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:10): (alaskapigeon1) boots with the fer
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:12): (alaskapigeon1) *fur
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:14): (alaskapigeon1) xD
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:22): (alaskapigeon1) the whole club was lookin at.....gatr
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:25): (alaskapigeon1) oh
[URPG Shipping] (03:26:27): (alaskapigeon1) that rhymes

 

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

Haze: Meep

 

[URPG Shipping] 10:37 pm
(Bandi) I would kill you guys for herm parts

 

Resiram Turtwi left me this VM:
...Turtwig all the way.
By the way, why does URPG have an unfortunate acronym? (Try to say it as a word)

 

9:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) we need a better penguin than piplup
[19:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) piplup is a shitty penguin
[19:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) its more like a puffin
[19:58] mewalcadiesmew: Don't let Neon hear you say that!
[19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) xD
[19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) Give you a twenty if you let Neon hear that.
[19:59] mewalcadiesmew: That would be like telling HiPS and Monbrey you think Chimchar is pathetic or w/e
[19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) would that result in me being beaten?
[19:59] mewalcadiesmew: Probably
[19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) *takes notes*
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) ill try that at some point
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) And possibly tied to a chair and gagged.
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) And interrogated for information
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) okay yeah definitely
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) how would i be interrogated
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) About why Chimchar sux.
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) if i was gagged?
[20:00] mewalcadiesmew: Possibly raped too
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) hehehehehe
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) Err
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) TO PRIVATE CHAT
[20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) With a chalkboard...?
[20:01] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) I HEARD THAT
[20:01] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) *gives Alaska a twenty*

 

xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:14 am
Plus, Mammals, other than the Platypus and the Spiny Anteater,
can NOT come from eggs
so..
lol
Silver Heart 12:15 am
xD Exactly
Gian Kurumiru 12:15 am
But it's Pokemon.
Who said they were classified as mammals in the first place?
xD
Silver Heart 12:14 am
DX Agreed
In the anime they say they come from eggs
But an Arcanine had pups
xD
Silver Heart 12:15 am
xD
True
But it is said that mammals are classified by having fur
Gian Kurumiru 12:15 am
and mammary glands
o.o
Silver Heart 12:16 am
xD
Gian Kurumiru 12:16 am
MILTANK THEREFORE MUST NOT COME FROM EGGS
D:<
Silver Heart 12:16 am
They come from Militank's utter
xD
Just shoot them out and all

 

SumerianRevenant 7:06 pm
I have done it both ways, multiple times
And always get complaints either way
SO FUUUUUUUU

I couldn't resist pouncing on his unintended innuendo! ^_^