The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Does this mean I've just used mine?

 

Can I assume I'm the reason for that rule? :sweatlol:

Also:

thedinobot 8:48 am
(8:48:48 AM): also
(8:48:55 AM): can one of you log this
[email protected] 8:49 am
(8:49:12 AM): Lasky, its your first secretary job
thedinobot 8:49 am
(8:49:15 AM): I think I've logged over 30 times in like two ours
alaskapigeon1 8:49 am
(8:49:23 AM): xD
(8:49:34 AM): also
(8:49:44 AM): Lasky makes me sound like a golden retriever
thedinobot 8:49 am
(8:49:50 AM): it does
[email protected] 8:49 am
(8:49:52 AM): Whats that Lasky?
(8:49:58 AM): Someone's in trouble?
alaskapigeon1 8:50 am
(8:50:17 AM): *barks*

 

It wasn't really a real rule, just try to only post the most awesome/funny quotes. There is no way so many things can be so awesome/funny, unless you're aroused by everything.

 

You've hit the bullseye there.

 

........

Ummm....Yeah, maybe I should just limit myself....cause....Yeah

Honestly, my rule for quoting so far has been whether it literally makes me laugh out loud. It's not really that easy to make me laugh out loud. There is a lot of good stuff that doesn't make it here....

Also, I don't submit all of them. Half of the ones on the last page were Dodo quoting me. I GUESS I'M JUST NATURALLY HILARIOUS *silence*



EDIT: LOOKS BELOW

 

Alaska strikes again


Lasky 11:56 pm
(23:56:17): MY PAWS
(23:56:20): SILLY DODO
(23:56:28): JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE WINGS
(23:56:30): oh my god
(23:56:37): I just imagined a dildo with paws
(23:56:40): *dodo*
(23:56:44): *dodo
[email protected] 11:56 pm
(23:56:45):
Lasky 11:56 pm
(23:56:48): xD
(23:56:54): Im laughing so hard right now
(23:56:57): jesus christ

 

[13:44] Thedinobot: wakes and uses Double Hit
[13:45] Thedinobot: Aipom 12.73% | Meowth 58.09%
[13:45] Thedinobot: moves
[13:45] Arceusfan493: phew no miss
[13:45] Arceusfan493: oh wait i'm dead now
[13:45] Thedinobot: oh
[13:45] Thedinobot: thedinobot rolled 1 100-sided die: 98
[13:45] Thedinobot: LOL
[13:45] Thedinobot: misses
[13:45] Arceusfan493: OMG

Don't count your chickens before they're hatched >.>...

 

You had to be there as it was funnier if your there
Bit long though;

Spoiler

Abigail Stewart 1:34 am

Spoiler

but a shiny metallic grey would be silver
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) shiny metallic silver sounds cooler
Abigail Stewart 1:34 am
</SPAN> no it comes in 3 absurd colours
</SPAN> grey, purple and brown
</SPAN> Not only is the shade metallic: No that would be too easy. It is also purple - or grey (?) - or brown (!) - a shade that so bewitchingly resists being pinned down, that if global creative director of makeup Peter Phillips told us it was harvested from the glittery tears of fairies, every last devotee would sigh with understanding.
</SPAN> I bet you boys didnt understand 50% of that
</SPAN> (derianurpg) what have I walked into
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) lol
Abigail Stewart 1:36 am
</SPAN> me and the boys talking about nail polish
</SPAN> (monbrey) I understood "Grey, purple and brown"
Abigail Stewart 1:36 am
</SPAN> well the next biggest colour in britian
</SPAN> oh and mon seems to know the most about nail polish
</SPAN> He is really into it
</SPAN> (derianurpg) lol
Abigail Stewart 1:37 am
</SPAN> He loves his nail polish
</SPAN> Isnt that right mon?
</SPAN> (monbrey) Uh huh

</SPAN> (derianurpg) nail polish should be a pokemon move
Abigail Stewart 1:37 am
</SPAN> told you
</SPAN> (derianurpg) like rock polish
Abigail Stewart 1:37 am
</SPAN> yeah
</SPAN> (derianurpg) "If the target is female, they lose their turn and go "ooh pretty!""
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) lol
</SPAN> (derianurpg) "If the target is Monbrey, Special Attack increases by one stage"
Abigail Stewart 1:40 am
</SPAN> wow monbrey men with nail polish is a total turn on :-!
Abigail Stewart 1:41 am
</SPAN> anything else you wanna talk about mon
</SPAN> (derianurpg) how about gay men
Abigail Stewart 1:41 am
</SPAN> Lipstick is my other best thing
</SPAN> Hey
</SPAN> be careful when you say gay
</SPAN> (monbrey) See, I dont need nail polish to turn a woman on ;-)
Abigail Stewart 1:43 am
</SPAN> Yeah you need all the makeup
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) yeah makeup is much more important
Abigail Stewart 1:43 am
</SPAN> Lipstick and nail polish both first importance
</SPAN> then other stuff comes after
</SPAN> (derianurpg) like tits
</SPAN> (derianurpg) men have to have big tits
Abigail Stewart 1:43 am
</SPAN> I am like crazy over MAC lipstick
</SPAN> Yeh gotta have mubes
</SPAN> (derianurpg) exactly!
</SPAN> (derianurpg) luckily I have those
Abigail Stewart 1:44 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) except not at all, because I weigh like 100 pounds
Abigail Stewart 1:44 am
</SPAN> ok return favour
</SPAN> (derianurpg) oh yeah, UK
</SPAN> (derianurpg) that's like...5 stones or something?
Abigail Stewart 1:44 am
</SPAN> anything you GUYS wanna talk about
</SPAN> except mon he wants to talk about makeup more
</SPAN> (derianurpg) fast cars and sexy women
</SPAN> (derianurpg) and burrr
Abigail Stewart 1:45 am
</SPAN> I'll go for the sexy woman not into cars
</SPAN> (derianurpg) me neither
Abigail Stewart 1:45 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I was just being generic
</SPAN> (monbrey) I go for fast women in sexy cars
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I prefer sex women in my lap
</SPAN> (derianurpg) sexy
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) I like dominatrixes
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) they are just hot
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I prefer to judge a woman by what's past what she's wearing
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) I am kidding by the way
</SPAN> (derianurpg) anyone can wear something sexy, it takes a lot to be sexy
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) I like being in charge =P
Abigail Stewart 1:48 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) lol
</SPAN> (derianurpg) dominatrixes are scary
</SPAN> (derianurpg) scary HOT
</SPAN> (derianurpg) jk
Abigail Stewart 1:48 am
</SPAN> Im ok since Im bi so either way
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) lol
Abigail Stewart 1:48 am
</SPAN></SPAN> (derianurpg) men suck, I don't know why you'd want to date us
</SPAN> (derianurpg) no offense to me
</SPAN> (derianurpg) but in general
Abigail Stewart 1:49 am
</SPAN> xD
Abigail Stewart 1:50 am
</SPAN> Well men are hotter to me then women
</SPAN> and they have something women dont
</SPAN> (derianurpg) dicks
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) Hooray for penises
Abigail Stewart 1:51 am
</SPAN> A Y chromosone
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I mean, they are dicks
Abigail Stewart 1:51 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) I mean their pens
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) they always have pens
</SPAN> (derianurpg) their pen is especially good!
Abigail Stewart 1:51 am
</SPAN> lol you all went for their pens
</SPAN> (derianurpg) that's because it's all we think about it
</SPAN> (derianurpg) we all secretly like men but won't admit it
Abigail Stewart 1:52 am
</SPAN> I wasnt thinking dirty
</SPAN> I was thinking about Y chromosone
</SPAN> (derianurpg) well then you greatly overlooked something
Abigail Stewart 1:52 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> lol
(derianurpg) speaking of people, I wish this girl would text me so I can go study with her!
Abigail Stewart 1:53 am
</SPAN> Well you can't make babies with another woman
</SPAN> soooo
</SPAN> Lol
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I can't?
</SPAN> (derianurpg) OH SHIT
Abigail Stewart 1:53 am
</SPAN> Me
</SPAN> not you
</SPAN> (derianurpg) aw damn, I thought I was safe
Abigail Stewart 1:53 am
</SPAN> lol
</SPAN> try doing it with a guy
</SPAN> then your safe
</SPAN> (derianurpg) not from aids
</SPAN> (derianurpg) lots and lots of aids
Abigail Stewart 1:53 am
</SPAN> you wont get pregnant
</SPAN> and he wont xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) how do you know that?
Abigail Stewart 1:54 am
</SPAN> Cos he cant
</SPAN> (derianurpg) WHY CAN'T I GET PREGNANT :-(
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) I can get pregnant
Abigail Stewart 1:54 am
</SPAN> you dont have a egg cell
</SPAN> (derianurpg) fuuuuck I'm the only one :-(
Abigail Stewart 1:54 am
</SPAN> lol
(derianurpg) man it must suck to be a girl
Abigail Stewart 1:54 am
</SPAN> Nooo
</SPAN> Its frickin awesome
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I would never want to go through childbirth ever, that has to be like the single worst experience of a womans entire life

</SPAN> (derianurpg) childbirth?
Abigail Stewart 1:55 am
</SPAN> Well if I came there and punched your balls for 15 mins will seee what hurts more ;-)
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I'd still win
</SPAN> (derianurpg) actually then I'd win even more, because then I'd be sterile
Abigail Stewart 1:56 am
</SPAN> No you wouldnt
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) in theory
Abigail Stewart 1:56 am
</SPAN> bloody hell
</SPAN> Some women are used to giving birth
</SPAN> (derianurpg) it would be pretty bloody
Abigail Stewart 1:56 am
</SPAN> lol
</SPAN> (derianurpg) yeah that's ridiculous, like the octomom
Abigail Stewart 1:56 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) way to go with the whole "making the world a better place" bit. nice job, whore
Abigail Stewart 1:57 am
</SPAN> lol
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) she is old news man

</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) =P
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I couldn't think of another woman that's had a ton of kids, except for in monty pytons meaning of lief
</SPAN> (derianurpg) life*
Abigail Stewart 1:58 am
</SPAN> Well mon how was it when you gav birth to alaska's baby?
</SPAN> (neonsandsurpg) hot
Abigail Stewart 1:59 am
</SPAN> ?
</SPAN> (derianurpg) I think he's AFK
</SPAN> (derianurpg) maybe he's giving birth again?
Abigail Stewart 1:59 am
</SPAN> lol
</SPAN> (derianurpg) but I thought we took precautions T_T
Abigail Stewart 1:59 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> How many more times you cant get pregnant
</SPAN> (derianurpg) -I- can't!
Abigail Stewart 2:00 am
</SPAN> No
</SPAN> Im sorry
</SPAN> You cant
</SPAN> (derianurpg) but monbrey can!
Abigail Stewart 2:00 am
</SPAN> I know he can
</SPAN> (derianurpg) AND HE'S CARRYING MY BABY
Abigail Stewart 2:00 am
</SPAN> But hes monbrey
</SPAN> not really
</SPAN> its alaska's
(derianurpg) our love was real T_T
Abigail Stewart 2:01 am
</SPAN> xD
</SPAN> (derianurpg) and no one, not you, not anyone, can deny that from me!

</SPAN>

 

What Pokemon's head minus feet equals 5?


[01:17] LordKhajmer: I agree with that
[01:18] Zoa: ok ok, real question: whose heads minus feet = 5
[01:18] Zoa: (pokemon)
[01:18] Matt5Skip: Pikachu
[01:18] Lan4Prez: wat
[01:18] Zoa: no, that is -1
[01:18] Zoa: or -3
[01:18] Matt5Skip: damn!
[01:18] derianurpg: I don't understand the quest
[01:18] Lan4Prez: Claydol?

and then it went on like that for a while...you can skip this part

Spoiler

[01:19] derianurpg: question*
[01:19] Matt5Skip: Caterpie!
[01:19] Zoa: if you ond understand the question
[01:19] LordKhajmer: Exeggcute
[01:19] Zoa: you lost
[01:19] nyurghdude: its not Dugtrio, Magneton
[01:19] Zoa: also claydol has 1 head
[01:19] InfernapeWarrior: I think LK's right
[01:19] nyurghdude: exggvute
[01:19] nyurghdude: thats right
[01:19] Matt5Skip: Dugtrio!
[01:19] LordKhajmer: 5 heads, no feet
[01:19] Zoa: exeggcute has 6
[01:19] LordKhajmer: Oh
[01:19] Matt5Skip: 5 diglets
[01:19] derianurpg: lol
[01:19] LordKhajmer: *blush*
[01:19] InfernapeWarrior: lol
[01:19] Monbrey: Turn starting
[01:19] LordKhajmer: An Exeggcute that's lost a head
[01:19] Monbrey: Quiet now
[01:19] LordKhajmer: ?
[01:20] LordKhajmer: OH
[01:20] Monbrey: Aerodactyl subs
[01:20] Monbrey: Both Gengars sub
[01:20] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[01:20] Monbrey: Nape A subs
[01:20] Monbrey: Nape B Mach Punches Ditto
[01:20] nyurghdude: faggot
[01:20] Lan4Prez: rofl
[01:20] Matt5Skip: douche
[01:20] nyurghdude: cant you think of linke
[01:21] nyurghdude: 4 better targets
[01:21] Monbrey: Arcanine subs
[01:21] Monbrey: Mr Mime subs
[01:21] Monbrey: Vulpix digs underground
[01:21] Monbrey: Ditto Transforms into Mr Mime
[01:22] Monbrey: Aerodactyl - 359 [75%][SUB]
Gengar A - 319 [75%][SUB]
Gengar B - 319 [75%][SUB]
Infernape A - 315 [75%][SUB]
Infernape B - 315 [100%]
Arcanine - 289 [75%][SUB]
Mr Mime - 279 [75%][SUB]
Dittomime - 279 [78.16%]
Vulpix - 229 [100%]
[01:23] nyurghdude: pudge a hint
[01:23] nyurghdude: what gen is it?
[01:23] Monbrey: Moves
[01:24] nyurghdude: fuck
[01:24] nyurghdude: its Gigigear isnt it?
[01:24] derianurpg: gigigear has like, 3 gears
[01:24] nyurghdude: dude
[01:24] nyurghdude: look closel
[01:25] nyurghdude: the big one
[01:25] nyurghdude: is a gear
[01:25] nyurghdude: and there's one on the bottom
[01:26] Monbrey: Turn starting
[01:26] Monbrey: Aerodactyl Protects
[01:26] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
[01:26] Monbrey: Gengar B uses Shadow Ball on Gengar A
[01:26] Monbrey: Sub breaks
[01:26] Monbrey: Gengar A uses Psychic on Infernape B
[01:26] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 100-sided die: 90
[01:26] Monbrey: No drop
[01:27] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
[01:27] Monbrey: Infernape B uses Flare Blitz on Mr Mime
[01:27] Monbrey: Sub breaks
[01:27] Monbrey: Recoil
[01:28] Monbrey: Infernape A uses Earthquake on Vulpix
[01:28] Monbrey: Massive Overkill
[01:28] derianurpg: lol gg
[01:28] Monbrey: Khaj out
[01:28] Matt5Skip: lol gg
[01:28] LordKhajmer: Nape A why are you a bitch?
[01:28] nyurghdude: gg
[01:28] Lan4Prez: qft
[01:28] nyurghdude: napes are niggas
[01:28] *** LordKhajmer has left the conversation.
[01:28] nyurghdude: especially in FFAs
[01:28] MagikchickenURPG: gg
[01:28] Lan4Prez: sure is moneywhoring in here
[01:29] Monbrey: Arcanine uses Flare Blitx on Gengar A
[01:29] Monbrey: KO
[01:29] *** cjsox11 has left the conversation.
[01:29] derianurpg: gg
[01:29] nyurghdude: gg
[01:29] MagikchickenURPG: gg
[01:29] Monbrey: Brizer out
[01:29] Monbrey: Recoil
[01:30] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[01:30] Monbrey: Mr Mime uses Calm Mind
[01:30] Monbrey: Ditto uses Psychic on Infernape B
[01:30] Monbrey: KO's
[01:30] Monbrey: InfernapeWarrior out
[01:30] derianurpg: gg
[01:30] MagikchickenURPG: gg
[01:30] nyurghdude: gg
[01:30] Matt5Skip: gg
[01:30] InfernapeWarrior: *shrugs*
[01:30] Monbrey: Aerodactyl - 359 [75%][SUB]
Gengar B - 319 [75%][SUB]
Infernape A - 315 [75%][SUB]
Arcanine - 289 [53.90%][SUB]
Mr Mime - 279 [75%][SUB]
Dittomime - 279 [78.16%]
[01:30] InfernapeWarrior: I ain't leaving though
[01:31] nyurghdude: next time, dont mess with the Ditto
[01:31] Zoa: mr mime doesnt have a sub
[01:31] MagikchickenURPG: Yes it does?
[01:31] Zoa: or does it!?
[01:31] MagikchickenURPG: oh
[01:31] MagikchickenURPG: did it break?
[01:31] InfernapeWarrior: I Flared it
[01:31] InfernapeWarrior: I think
[01:31] nyurghdude: ^
[01:31] Monbrey: Yeah
[01:31] MagikchickenURPG: Ah, all right
[01:31] Monbrey: Aerodactyl - 359 [75%][SUB]
Gengar B - 319 [75%][SUB]
Infernape A - 315 [75%][SUB]
Arcanine - 289 [53.90%][SUB]
Mr Mime - 279 [75%]
Dittomime - 279 [78.16%]
[01:31] Monbrey: Sun shines :-D
[01:31] Monbrey: Moves?
[01:32] Zoa: also you forgot
[01:32] Zoa: the calm mind boost
[01:32] Zoa: on mr mime
[01:32] nyurghdude: wow
[01:32] nyurghdude: have there really been
[01:32] Monbrey: Hehe
[01:32] nyurghdude: 104 Yes votes
[01:32] Zoa: and hint: gen 1, tell me when you give up
[01:32] nyurghdude: in the masturbation thread
[01:32] nyurghdude: @[email protected]
[01:32] Monbrey: Aerodactyl - 359 [75%][SUB]
Gengar B - 319 [75%][SUB]
Infernape A - 315 [75%][SUB]
Arcanine - 289 [53.90%][SUB]
Mr Mime - 279 [75%][CM+1]
Dittomime - 279 [78.16%]
[01:32] nyurghdude: Dodrio?
[01:33] nyurghdude: wait
[01:33] Monbrey: 5 dodrio
[01:33] nyurghdude: the answer is less obvious than im making it
[01:33] derianurpg: 5 heads after subtracting feet right?
[01:33] InfernapeWarrior: Heads - Feet = 5
[01:33] derianurpg: ah ok
[01:33] derianurpg: question is, 5 what?
[01:34] *** dethdealersylar has left the conversation.
[01:34] derianurpg: 5 appendages?
[01:34] MagikchickenURPG: ^
[01:34] nyurghdude: just 5
[01:34] nyurghdude: if it has 8 heads
[01:34] nyurghdude: and 3 feet
[01:34] nyurghdude: it has 5
[01:34] nyurghdude: thats it
[01:34] Zoa: do you give up yet
[01:34] derianurpg: nope
[01:34] MagikchickenURPG: What's the question. ._.
[01:34] derianurpg: heads - feet = 5
[01:35] InfernapeWarrior: Name a mon that ^^
[01:35] derianurpg: from gen 1
[01:35] InfernapeWarrior: Exeggcute
[01:36] derianurpg: that was said earlier
[01:36] nyurghdude: no
[01:36] nyurghdude: it has 6
[01:36] derianurpg: exeggutor?
[01:36] InfernapeWarrior: Oh yeah...
[01:36] nyurghdude: 3
[01:36] nyurghdude: 5 heads
[01:36] nyurghdude: 2 feet
[01:36] nyurghdude: its not as easy as finding a mon with multiple heads
[01:36] nyurghdude: there's more to it
[01:37] Zoa: ok so you give up right
[01:37] InfernapeWarrior: Kanga
[01:37] InfernapeWarrior: ?
[01:37] nyurghdude: no
[01:37] Monbrey: Yeah
[01:37] nyurghdude: Ctrl+F
[01:37] Zoa: no
[01:37] nyurghdude: gimme a minute
[01:37] Monbrey: I'll brb then ref turn
[01:37] Zoa: not kanga
[01:37] derianurpg: I don't give up
[01:37] InfernapeWarrior: It needs 5 more heads than feet, correct
[01:38] derianurpg: in theory
[01:38] Lan4Prez: or negative feet
[01:38] derianurpg: staryu
[01:38] Zoa: no
[01:38] nyurghdude: well that didnt work
[01:38] nyurghdude: I though
[01:38] nyurghdude: heads included
[01:38] InfernapeWarrior: Starmie
[01:38] nyurghdude: Iron Head, etc.
[01:38] derianurpg: lol that's not gen 1 though
[01:39] nyurghdude: it is
[01:39] nyurghdude: the mon is gen 1
[01:39] nyurghdude: and gen 1 mons do learn Iron Head
[01:39] nyurghdude: he didnt say
[01:39] nyurghdude: straight from Gen 1
[01:39] derianurpg: true but still
[01:39] nyurghdude: I want to say
[01:39] nyurghdude: Ditto
[01:39] nyurghdude: since
[01:40] nyurghdude: it can have 5 heads
[01:40] nyurghdude: and 0 feet
[01:40] derianurpg: Vileplume
[01:40] derianurpg: 5 heads + 2 arms - 2 legs
[01:40] nyurghdude: arms dont count
[01:40] derianurpg: who said?
[01:40] nyurghdude: he said
[01:40] nyurghdude: heads - feet
[01:40] InfernapeWarrior: Slowbro? xD
[01:40] Monbrey: A pack of 5 dodrio
[01:41] InfernapeWarrior: lol
[01:41] Lan4Prez: That
[01:41] Lan4Prez: lol
[01:41] derianurpg: lol
[01:42] Monbrey: Right
[01:42] Monbrey: Turn starting
[01:42] Monbrey: Aerodactyl uses Crunch on Gengar
[01:42] Monbrey: Sub breaks
[01:43] nyurghdude: (Link: http://www.kidsdomain.com/kids/poke...idsdomain.com/kids/pokemon/games/riddles.html
[01:43] nyurghdude: that was cute
[01:45] InfernapeWarrior: ...
[01:45] Lan4Prez: hello?
[01:46] Lan4Prez: ?
[01:46] nyurghdude: k pidge
[01:46] InfernapeWarrior: Hola
[01:46] nyurghdude: I give up
[01:46] derianurpg: give him a minute, probably having IM problems or something
[01:46] InfernapeWarrior: I give up too
[01:47] nyurghdude: I know Im gonna be pissed
[01:47] nyurghdude: when I hear the answer
[01:47] Zoa: wait until end of turn
[01:48] InfernapeWarrior: *has looked up and down Serebii's RBY dex...several times*
[01:48] derianurpg: same lol bulbapedia
[01:48] Lan4Prez: I'd say it's not even a Gen 1 Pokemon
[01:48] derianurpg: that'd be cheatingf
[01:49] derianurpg: -f*
[01:49] InfernapeWarrior: +!
[01:49] Lan4Prez: also it's MissingNo
[01:49] Lan4Prez: except no
[01:49] InfernapeWarrior: Huh?
[01:49] nyurghdude: its something stupid
[01:49] nyurghdude: like a pun
[01:49] nyurghdude: unless I miscounted
[01:49] MagikchickenURPG: Word puzzle?
[01:49] MagikchickenURPG: xD
[01:49] nyurghdude: since no mon whose Heads + Head moves
[01:49] nyurghdude: minus their feet
[01:49] nyurghdude: equal 5
[01:49] nyurghdude: at least, not in gen 1
[01:49] Lan4Prez: Minus their feet moves?
[01:50] Lan4Prez: Machamp?
[01:50] nyurghdude: lol, what feet moves
[01:50] derianurpg: articuno,zapdos, and moltres?
[01:50] Lan4Prez: Low Kick
[01:50] derianurpg: that's 5
[01:50] derianurpg: and they don't have feet
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: *cough*
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: xD
[01:50] Zoa: ok
[01:50] derianurpg: er
[01:50] derianurpg: that's 6
[01:50] derianurpg: I'm retarded
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: Y'all is grasping at straws
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: And yeah.
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: Tell us what it is, Pidge
[01:50] Lan4Prez: no please don't
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: Wynaut?
[01:50] MagikchickenURPG: =P
[01:51] derianurpg: I thought I totally had it with staryu :-(
[01:51] nyurghdude: IM me
[01:51] Matt5Skip: Starmie?
[01:51] Matt5Skip: Charmander?
[01:51] nyurghdude: oh my god
[01:51] Matt5Skip: Bulbasaur
[01:51] imsocorn: Tentacruel
[01:51] Matt5Skip: *is going to name every single of the 151*
[01:51] nyurghdude: is it a Dugtrio fucking two Digletts?

and then the great reveal (best part)

Spoiler

[01:51] Zoa: answer is weezing
[01:51] Matt5Skip: yes!
[01:51] Matt5Skip: ?
[01:51] Matt5Skip: WEEZING?
[01:51] nyurghdude: oh god
[01:51] Matt5Skip: it doesnt have legs!
[01:52] nyurghdude: it gets Headbutt and Iron head
[01:52] Zoa: yeah
[01:52] nyurghdude: doesnt it
[01:52] Zoa: 2-0=2
[01:52] Zoa: i said 2, right
[01:52] nyurghdude: no
[01:52] nyurghdude: you said
[01:52] nyurghdude: 5
[01:52] Zoa: what?
[01:52] InfernapeWarrior: You said 5!
[01:52] Zoa: wtf
[01:52] nyurghdude: WOW
[01:52] dismssngrsux: lol
[01:52] Zoa: nah jk: (Link: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/54...img34.imageshack.us/img34/5436/theanswery.png
[01:52] InfernapeWarrior: ...
[01:52] InfernapeWarrior: -_-
[01:52] Lan4Prez: lol
[01:52] Zoa: lan was closest
[01:52] Lan4Prez: lol
[01:52] Lan4Prez: lol
[01:52] nyurghdude: wow Pidge
[01:52] derianurpg: lol
[01:52] Matt5Skip: loil
[01:53] nyurghdude: just
[01:53] Monbrey: right
[01:53] nyurghdude: wow
[01:53] Monbrey: Sorry bout that
[01:53] InfernapeWarrior: Oh...very funny
[01:53] derianurpg: someone guessed slowbro!
[01:53] derianurpg: that should be like... partial credit
[01:53] InfernapeWarrior: I did
[01:53] Monbrey: Gengar uses Shadowball on Dittomime
[01:53] Zoa: ok fine you get a C

 

Daniel Wiseman 10:24 pm
That would suck if I was just a figment of your imagination
alaskapigeon1 10:24 pm
xD
Daniel Wiseman 10:25 pm
and my only means of communication with the real world was the URPG.
or just the internet in general.
Maybe this is all made up.
alaskapigeon1 10:25 pm
xD
Daniel Wiseman 10:26 pm
Or mabye the entire universe is actually your brain.
alaskapigeon1 10:26 pm
lol
Daniel Wiseman 10:27 pm
Do I have to start calling you God or somthing?
alaskapigeon1 10:27 pm
yes
Daniel Wiseman 10:27 pm
k, Big G.
alaskapigeon1 10:27 pm
xD
Daniel Wiseman 10:28 pm
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN! XD! HUZZAH!
alaskapigeon1 10:28 pm
LISTEN O CHOSEN ONE
FOR I SHALL SPEAK
alaskapigeon1 10:28 pm
I DECLARE THAT THERE SHALL BE LIGHT AND THERE SHALL BE DARKNESS
NEXT
THE DARKNESS WILL HAVE A LARGER COCK, BUT BE MORE LIKELY TO STEAL THINGS FROM MY HOUSE AFTER I FALL ASLEEP
AND WHEN THOU WALKSTHROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF HERPES
THOU SHALT FEAR NOT FOR I WILL BE WITH THEE
Daniel Wiseman 10:31 pm
LET IT BE FROM THIS DAY FORTH THAT WE SHALL WEAR THE SACRED CONDOMS!
alaskapigeon1 10:31 pm
HUZZAH
Daniel Wiseman 10:32 pm
XD!
Now to lay waste to the non-believers...
To the quote thread!

 

Oh my God, a quote not involving me. :yahoo:

[email protected] 5:46 pm
(5:46:41 PM): Cougars are scary. Sharp claws...pointy teeth...
(5:46:47 PM): And the animals are even worse!

 

imsocorn 2:19 pm
(2:19:42 PM): I don't usually work with little ghetto kids
(2:19:47 PM): They're so much more fun
(2:19:54 PM): ONE OF THEM ELECTROCUTED ME =D
pokefan17 2:19 pm
(2:19:58 PM): lolwhut
thedinobot 2:19 pm
(2:19:58 PM): lmao

 

derianurpg (8:24:25 PM): I'm definitely going to challenge an ice sensei if there is one
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:24:39 PM): (mewalcadiesmew) Challenge yourself then
derianurpg (8:24:46 PM): GENIUS!
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:24:51 PM): (mewalcadiesmew) AND DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DOJO
derianurpg (8:24:53 PM): wanna ref monbrey?
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:25:12 PM): (monbrey) YES
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:25:19 PM): (monbrey) Rules Derian?
derianurpg (8:25:28 PM): 2v2, items on, hail in effect, d/p
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:25:37 PM): (monbrey) NOT YOU
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:25:39 PM): (monbrey) The Dojo leader
derianurpg (8:25:44 PM): sorry
derianurpg (8:25:50 PM): 2v2, items on, hail in effect, d/p
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:26:03 PM): (monbrey) XD
derianurpg (8:26:05 PM): challenger sends first... that's you, derian
derianurpg (8:26:10 PM): oh! right! Arcanine, Male, Intimidate
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:26:11 PM): (monbrey) Thanks
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:26:31 PM): (matt5skip) lol
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:26:31 PM): (monbrey) *checks rules* I'm pretty sure it doesnt actually say you can't battle yourself
derianurpg (8:26:35 PM): lol
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:26:39 PM): (mewalcadiesmew) LOL
derianurpg (8:26:49 PM): Lapras, Female, Water Absorb, expert belt
derianurpg (8:26:53 PM): lapras, surf!
derianurpg (8:26:57 PM): shiitt... sunny day!
derianurpg (8:27:28 PM): lmao the log will say "Derian vs DOJO Sensei Derian"
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] (8:27:43 PM): (matt5skip) lololol

 

Monbrey 9:07 pm
(9:07:29 PM): I cant wait till I get my record wages
(9:07:34 PM): ILL BUY ALL THE GUMBALLS

 

[email protected] (00:09:48): (Brad) yo
kanga (00:09:53): (George) yo
[email protected] (00:10:27): (Brad) sup
kanga (00:11:02): (George) nm, watsup wid yo
[email protected] (00:11:54): (Brad) gd, man

We own

 

It's been a while, so:


alaskapigeon1 2:16 pm
(2:16:56 PM): hey corn
(2:17:00 PM): would you do an MFM
imsocorn 2:17 pm
(2:17:16 PM): I'm too tired to DECODE
(2:17:17 PM): =P
alaskapigeon1 2:17 pm
(2:17:24 PM): Male/Female/Male
(2:17:26 PM): three way
imsocorn 2:17 pm
(2:17:31 PM): no
alaskapigeon1 2:17 pm
(2:17:40 PM): .....wimp
imsocorn 2:17 pm
(2:17:44 PM): umm
(2:17:54 PM): Sausage fests suck
alaskapigeon1 2:17 pm
(2:17:57 PM): xD
imsocorn 2:18 pm
(2:18:01 PM): especially when everyone is naked
alaskapigeon1 2:18 pm
(2:18:10 PM): then why is gangrape still so popular?
imsocorn 2:18 pm
(2:18:18 PM): because thats different
(2:18:21 PM): thats a bonding experience

 

http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3205167&postcount=2225

^Win

 

Alex Seddon (17:18:16): Kaioo
Alex Seddon (17:18:20): If Bestiality is illegal
Alex Seddon (17:18:25): Your dad needs locking up.

 

(miloticqueen) Wait wait bang tidy
[20:21](miloticqueen) xD
[20:21](derianurpg) lol
[20:21](miloticqueen) its a me and derian joke
[20:21] theblackmaeg: I'm confused.
[20:22] derianurpg rolled 1 100-sided die: 20
[20:22] (derianurpg) you smack

 

monbrey 9:52 pm
You always challenge me at gay times
O hey Sam
pokefan17 9:52 pm
lolmonbrey
imperialpineaple 9:52 pm
Sam, as long as you dont pull a "monbreys" everything is kewl (no offense monbrey) ;o
pokefan17 9:52 pm
LOL
monbrey 9:52 pm
LMAO