The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

To explain this, I'm a straight girl first of all. And second of all, I didnt know this was Near at first.

Monbrey 8:12 pm
(8:12:14 PM): hey

(8:12:18 PM): oh god
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:20 PM): hello

(8:12:21 PM): what?
Monbrey 8:12 pm
(8:12:22 PM): Near is going to love you
iamnotyou11 8:12 pm
(8:12:26 PM): Why
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:34 PM): I feel afraid

(8:12:36 PM): 2 vs 2
Monbrey 8:12 pm
(8:12:36 PM): No reason.....
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:39 PM): No weather

(8:12:42 PM): No holds

(8:12:45 PM): D/P/Pt
(9:31:22 PM): iamnotyou11 8:12 pm
(8:12:48 PM): Monbrey tell me

(8:12:51 PM): :<
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:57 PM): If the news hasnt spread yet

(8:13:03 PM): I'd be pretty damn surprised

(8:13:04 PM): and I am
iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
(8:13:10 PM): what news


(8:13:11 PM): wtf
(9:31:32 PM): Alaskapigeon 8:13 pm
(8:13:15 PM): maybe I bitched the other guys into submission
(8:13:22 PM): I'm gonna shut up now
iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
(8:13:27 PM): omg


(8:13:33 PM): Tell me :-(
Alaskapigeon 8:13 pm
(8:13:35 PM): I'm gay
Monbrey 8:13 pm
(8:13:43 PM): Yep
iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
(8:13:45 PM): Oh.


(8:13:50 PM): Monbrey fuck you


(8:13:50 PM): <3

Me and Monbrey proceeded to pretend to be gay for about half an hour. Later....

Alaskapigeon 8:43 pm
(8:43:24 PM): hmmm
(8:43:29 PM): keep on Dragon Rushing
Monbrey 8:43 pm
(8:43:56 PM): from behind?
Alaskapigeon 8:44 pm
(8:44:03 PM): ;-)

(8:44:08 PM): You know thats how I like it

(8:45:12 PM): Especially from you

(8:45:14 PM):

and so on....

Later on after Monbrey left:
Alaskapigeon 9:44 pm
(9:44:05 PM): Hey there
(9:44:11 PM): you're a guy right?
iamnotyou11 9:44 pm
(9:44:52 PM): Yh why
Alaskapigeon 9:44 pm
(9:44:56 PM): Oh

(9:45:07 PM): I've just been looking for other guys to flirt with

iamnotyou11 9:45 pm
(9:45:16 PM): Dude

(9:45:22 PM): I'm not gay
Alaskapigeon 9:45 pm
(9:45:27 PM): hmmm

(9:45:30 PM): Thats too bad
Alaskapigeon 9:45 pm
(9:45:27 PM): hmmm
(9:45:30 PM): Thats too bad

(9:45:45 PM): cause like half of the URPG is

(9:45:50 PM): we have a secret club actually
iamnotyou11 9:46 pm
(9:46:02 PM): Flirt with me if you want hotstuff ; D
Alaskapigeon 9:46 pm
(9:46:10 PM): xD
Alaskapigeon 9:47 pm
(9:47:22 PM): lol
(9:47:26 PM): you know I'm not gay right

(9:47:29 PM): and I'm not a dude

(9:47:32 PM): xD

(9:47:38 PM): yeah

(9:47:45 PM): now you're just screwed, huh?
iamnotyou11 9:48 pm
(9:48:08 PM): No


(9:48:09 PM): Why
iamnotyou11 9:48 pm
(9:48:12 PM): Lol



and then I posted it here!

 

(1:37:44 PM) Monbrey: my day?
(1:37:55 PM) Monbrey: i bought a vibrator, picked my gf up from school and.... yeah

 

Just a collection of highlights:

Alaskapigeon: cute asian guy
Alaskapigeon: one look
Alaskapigeon: not happening
Alaskapigeon: go get a dildo
Alaskapigeon: tape it to your waist
Alaskapigeon: well figure it out

Alaskapigeon: How do you fuck up a blow job
Alaskapigeon: its not hard
monbrey: You'd hope something is hard

neoslayer93: e-orgy
neoslayer93: its not official until we get the whipped cream and strawberries

neoslayer93: Rule #1: Don't wet SAT hw while fingering. That is your future.

neoslayer93: i want
neoslayer93: a hot sex teacher
neoslayer93: she has to be lesbo too

monbrey: I would get myself thrown in jail so quickly if I was a teacher

ojajrrj: I'mma penor girl. D:

ojajrrj: I want me a BDSM daddy. XDD

ojajrrj: Being jailbait is no fun if you aren't jailbait anymore.

Alaskapigeon: she doesnt live with you anymore
Alaskapigeon: thank god
Alaskapigeon: I dont think shed like what I was going to do to her son

 

somethings are destined to fail

[17:13] Zoa: clefable use pound
[17:13] Zoa: gengar use lick
[17:13] zeferintrazish: ...
[17:13] Zoa: what, every battle needs its comic relief
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fine, I'll give you that one...
[17:14] zeferintrazish: Gengar uses lick
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fails
[17:14] zeferintrazish: Clefable uses pound
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
[17:14] zeferintrazish: failboat all the way
[17:15] zeferintrazish: Clefable 100% | Gengar 100%
[17:15] zeferintrazish: try again?

 

imsocorn 5:29 pm Drap 19.76%
(5:27:19 PM): next?
imsocorn 5:29 pm
(5:29:12 PM): Gallade in
(5:29:13 PM): moves?
(5:30:17 PM): cross poison
OnlineHost 5:30 pm
(5:30:20 PM): imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 30
imsocorn 5:30 pm
(5:30:24 PM): psn ._.
ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
(5:30:26 PM): lol
onlinehost 5:30 pm
(5:30:28 PM): imsocorn rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
imsocorn 5:30 pm
(5:30:29 PM): CH
(5:30:32 PM): LOLOLOL
ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
(5:30:32 PM): ...
ryoku112 5:30 pm
(5:30:33 PM): ACE.
ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
(5:30:42 PM): plz no ko
imsocorn 5:31 pm
(5:31:07 PM): holy balls theres sniper too
(5:31:07 PM): lol
(5:31:10 PM): btw
ChainReactionRPG 5:31 pm
(5:31:11 PM): ffs

 

[20:29] Zoa: I HAVE NO REGERST
^copyrighted to me, I don't give if Pidge said it. :expect:

 

jeffokakoor (22:59:08): Hands off Crobat
jeffokakoor (22:59:10): It's mine
theevildookie (22:59:56): hands off ludicolo
ttar trainer (23:00:09): Hands off my Heineken!
Politoed Prince (23:00:12): Hands off my mother ;-)
zeferintrazish (23:00:21): too late

 

neoslayer93 8:47 pm
(8:47:03 PM): HP Ice is move?
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:09 PM): yes
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:11 PM): xD
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:15 PM): lol
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:19 PM): oh
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:20 PM): NO DUDE IM JUST SAYINg
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:22 PM): Hidden Power
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:23 PM): IT HAS HP ICE
(8:47:35 PM): BUT YOU KNOW
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:37 PM): I thought he meant HP like health
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:38 PM): TACKLE IS A COOL MOVE

 

[19:29:19] theevildookie: he has a bunch of guys id like to have

 

brendenop 8:55 pm
(8:55:15 PM): yeah baby
(8:55:17 PM): just me and you
Alaskapigeon 8:55 pm
(8:55:23 PM): hmmm
(8:55:26 PM): convince me
brendenop 8:55 pm
(8:55:53 PM): uh
(8:56:08 PM): i am just a deliveryboy
(8:56:14 PM): maam will you sign for this PACKAGE?
(8:56:18 PM): *porn music*


By the way, he didn't convince me. xD



EDIT:

ojajrrj 4:49 pm
(4:49:11 PM): It's... interesting.
(4:49:15 PM): I like Canada more than the US.
Alaskapigeon 4:49 pm
(4:49:29 PM): xD
(4:49:36 PM): I probably would
(4:49:39 PM): it seems like the US
(4:49:45 PM): has its head too far up its own ass
ojajrrj 4:50 pm
(4:50:09 PM): Well, all US teenagers think that.
(4:50:13 PM): It's kinda how the media conditions us.
ojajrrj 4:50 pm
(4:50:24 PM): There's this whole
(4:50:27 PM): EVERYONE HATES THE US
(4:50:29 PM): mentality
Alaskapigeon 4:50 pm
(4:50:34 PM): xD
ojajrrj 4:50 pm
(4:50:35 PM): which is oddly untrue.
(4:50:41 PM): IE
(4:50:43 PM): I was in Ital
(4:50:44 PM): y
(4:50:46 PM): and some guy came up to us
(4:50:50 PM): and started shaking our hands
(4:50:52 PM): and thanking us
(4:51:01 PM): because we liberated Naples a few decades ago.
(4:51:03 PM): XDDDD
Alaskapigeon 4:51 pm
(4:51:04 PM): xD
(4:51:07 PM): lololol
(4:51:12 PM): you shouldve been like
(4:51:22 PM): "Oh I remember doing that
ojajrrj 4:51 pm
(4:51:23 PM): YEAH, BUT WE'RE ASSHOLES NOW
Alaskapigeon 4:51 pm
(4:51:28 PM): That was the time I raped Hitler"

 

Halas xDDDDDD (4:46:17 PM): Can I have a link to your stats please?
Tyler Nguyen (4:46:23 PM): stats?
Halas xDDDDDD (4:46:48 PM): Where you have all of your Pokemon, money and badges listed
Tyler Nguyen (4:47:01 PM): oh i don't have any of that
Halas xDDDDDD (4:47:05 PM): .
Halas xDDDDDD (4:47:16 PM): Did you join the Urpg?
Tyler Nguyen (4:47:20 PM): no
Halas xDDDDDD (4:47:27 PM): uh huh
Tyler Nguyen (4:47:37 PM): how you even join?
Tyler Nguyen (4:48:34 PM): really didn't join
Halas xDDDDDD (4:48:47 PM): ok
Tyler Nguyen (4:48:56 PM): how you join?
Halas xDDDDDD (4:49:08 PM): http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showthread.php?t=55971&page=53 post what starter mon you want there
Tyler Nguyen (4:49:13 PM): k
Halas xDDDDDD (4:49:36 PM): Then put together your stats then come im me and we can battle.
Tyler Nguyen (4:49:42 PM): k

Tyler Nguyen (4:50:15 PM): wait..

Tyler Nguyen (4:50:23 PM): can they evolve?

Halas xDDDDDD (4:50:26 PM): yeah
Tyler Nguyen (4:50:30 PM): how?

 

[21:27] ShiniesRule14: bronzong is taunted
[21:27] Zoa: it cant use what after the taunt? ;o
[21:27] Mikey94028: Sub
[21:27] LSpl0x: shut up
[21:27] husnainisme: I THINK WE ALL KNOW

 

Sweetiekido (6:10:32 PM): PENIS!!!!
theevildookie (6:10:34 PM): just go by the level up moves
theevildookie (6:10:34 PM): lol
alaskapigeon (6:10:38 PM): the ultra sex works just as well

 

Heehee, if only everyone knew the context. :mail:

 

LSpl0x 8:50 am
(8:50:57 AM): Nick Jonas Joe jonas Kevin Jonas
(8:50:59 AM): go!
alaskapigeon 8:51 am
(8:51:01 AM): xD
jeffokakoor 8:51 am
(8:51:04 AM): Kill them all
alaskapigeon 8:51 am
(8:51:06 AM): ^
LSpl0x 8:51 am
(8:51:11 AM): I'd marry Nick Fuck Kevin and kill joe <3
MiloticQueen 8:51 am
(8:51:16 AM): me too

 

Marry one, kill one, fuck one.

monbrey (16:57:53): Well thats 3 for fucking me
Politoed Prince (16:57:59): well, near would like Monbrey ;O
Jack Walker (16:58:00): lol
monbrey (16:58:06): He liked my dick
[email protected] (16:58:10): ...
alaskapigeon (16:58:13): xD
Jack Walker (16:58:17): wait he licked your WAHT!

 

Legendary Master 9:48 pm
Near died a painful death
MiloticQueen 9:48 pm
yeah poor her

 

Don't get confused, part of this is me copy/pasting from a chat what is going on while they think we are gone.

[01:18] cooldunsparce: gg =[
[01:18] cooldunsparce: oh well
[01:18] cooldunsparce: Never won an ffa yet
[01:18] cooldunsparce: close though
[01:22] cooldunsparce: lets both quit
[01:22] cooldunsparce: :99
[01:22] Zoa: ok
[01:22] Zoa: lets both become invisible at the same time
[01:23] Zoa: and leave
[01:23] *** "cooldunsparce (cooldunsparce)" signed off at Tue Aug 31 01:23:21 2010.
[01:23] Zoa: LOL
[01:23] cooldunsparce: LOl]
[01:24] Zoa: you better not be actually sending
[01:24] Zoa: or else you aint my good friend!
[01:24] cooldunsparce: :-((
[01:24] cooldunsparce: Monbrey 10:24 pm
Both D/C lol
[01:24] cooldunsparce: he said in IM
[01:25] Zoa: to who
[01:25] cooldunsparce: me
[01:25] cooldunsparce: :9
[01:25] cooldunsparce: hope he allows this
[01:25] Zoa: he cant end it any other way
[01:26] cooldunsparce: if you send though >
[01:26] Zoa: im not sending
[01:26] cooldunsparce: alright
[01:26] cooldunsparce: brb Im getting an apple
[01:29] Zoa: i joined the chat as a pseudonym
[01:29] cooldunsparce: name
[01:29] Zoa: [01:25] *** GeebuzDont has joined the conversation.

[01:25] MiloticQueen: soo stupid those friggin kazam
[01:25] TheHolyShoe: jeez, and that %th guy is a jerk.
[01:26] TheHolyShoe: :-\
[01:26] Monbrey: So....
[01:26] MiloticQueen: huh love
[01:26] Monbrey: neither of them can send
[01:26] MiloticQueen: no wait
[01:26] Monbrey: I DIDNT HAVE A PIC FOR THIS
[01:26] MiloticQueen: oh no
[01:26] MiloticQueen: let furret win
[01:26] imsocorn: just out Furret on top anyway
[01:26] Monbrey: I had furret teh winnar
[01:26] MiloticQueen: yeah
[01:26] imsocorn: put it a draw
[01:26] MiloticQueen: no who left first
[01:26] imsocorn: but have the furrent thing anyway
[01:26] MiloticQueen: yeah win furret
[01:27] imsocorn: no
[01:27] imsocorn: ITS A DRAW
[01:27] MiloticQueen: who left first
[01:27] imsocorn: but use the furret pic
[01:27] imsocorn: it doesn't matter
[01:27] imsocorn: neither sent
[01:27] imsocorn: ._.
[01:27] Monbrey: I'm calling it at 3:30 my time :0
[01:27] Monbrey: 3 minutes
[01:27] imsocorn: It IS 3:30 your time
[01:27] imsocorn: ._.
[01:27] MiloticQueen: ok 3 mins
[01:27] dismssngrsux: first one back wins?
[01:28] MiloticQueen: whoever went first loses
[01:28] imsocorn: that makes no sense
[01:28] dismssngrsux: kinda like a double KO, first boxer to get up wins
[01:28] imsocorn: because neither sent
[01:28] MiloticQueen: yes they forfited first
[01:28] imsocorn: there was no forfeit
[01:28] imsocorn: they both dced ._.
[01:28] MiloticQueen: well whoever left first
[01:28] imsocorn: OMG
[01:28] Monbrey: It will be a draw -.-
[01:28] imsocorn: THE CHAT IS NOT IMPERTINENT TO THE BATTLE
[01:28] MiloticQueen: no
[01:28] MiloticQueen: just let furret win love
[01:29] husnainisme: husnainisme rolled 1 100-sided die: 86
[01:29] husnainisme: husnainisme rolled 15 100-sided dice: 34 62 83 29 55 93 50 29 71 13 70 88 43 94 86
[01:29] imsocorn: The chat is a vessel ._.
[01:29] *** Error while sending IM: Refused by client
[01:30] Zoa: [01:29] MiloticQueen: cant we have a vote to see if furret or zam should win
[01:29] Monbrey: ....No, we cant
[01:29] MiloticQueen: awww
[01:29] MiloticQueen: 1 minute left
[01:29] Monbrey: BECAUSE THATS NOT HOW BATTLES WORK
[01:30] MiloticQueen: ok
[01:30] MiloticQueen: but whoever left first must come second
[01:30] Monbrey: LOL wow
[01:30] imsocorn: what should I put ZUBAT in the daycare for
[01:30] Monbrey: 3:30, no-one has sent
[01:30] MiloticQueen: ooh
[01:30] MiloticQueen: it is 30
[01:30] Monbrey: The FFA is a draw
[01:30] MiloticQueen: noooooooooo
[01:30] MiloticQueen: furret why
[01:30] *** DoIPutNameHere has joined the conversation.
[01:31] cooldunsparce: lol =-O wait
[01:31] cooldunsparce: you joined the convo?
[01:31] cooldunsparce: )))
[01:31] cooldunsparce: :-(((
[01:31] cooldunsparce: :-()()()
[01:31] Zoa: [01:30] Monbrey: LOL
[01:30] MiloticQueen: yes
[01:30] MiloticQueen: its still 30
[01:31] Zoa: sup
[01:31] imsocorn: Thats the Zam
[01:31] imsocorn: lol
[01:31] Monbrey: [15:30:29] Monbrey: The FFA is a draw
[01:31] MiloticQueen: oh
[01:31] Monbrey: [15:30:43] *** DoIPutNameHere has joined the conversation.
[01:31] MiloticQueen: boohoo
[01:31] Zoa: drats, just missed it ^_~
[01:31] Zoa: yeah but its a draw
[01:31] Zoa: right after they declared it a draw
[01:31] Zoa: you join too now
[01:32] cooldunsparce: leave again
[01:32] Zoa: ok lets leave again
[01:33] cooldunsparce: lol
[01:33] Zoa: [01:32] *** DoIPutNameHere has left the conversation.
[01:32] *** cooldunsparce has left the conversation.
[01:32] MiloticQueen: no
[01:33] Monbrey: LOL
[01:33] imsocorn: lol'd
[01:34] cooldunsparce: ...
[01:34] cooldunsparce: WRONG GUY'
[01:41] cooldunsparce: btw
[01:41] cooldunsparce: you might wanna change from invis now

Additional accompanying chat log:

Spoiler

[01:17] MiloticQueen: any furret that beats a kingdra and 8 alakazams is good with me
[01:17] Monbrey: Alakazam [50%][DEF/SPE+1][SP.A+3][SP.D+4] | Furret [23.93%][SP.D+2][SUB]
[01:17] Monbrey: Moves>
[01:18] MiloticQueen: nooo
[01:18] cooldunsparce: lol exact
[01:18] MiloticQueen: oh its sub
[01:18] MiloticQueen: phew
[01:18] MiloticQueen: wait this is scary
[01:18] Zoa: yeah
[01:18] MiloticQueen: furret come on
[01:18] Monbrey: Alakazam uses Psychic, sub breaks
[01:18] Monbrey: Furret must recharge!
[01:19] Monbrey: Alakazam [50%][DEF/SPE+1][SP.A+3][SP.D+4] | Furret [23.93%][SP.D+2]
[01:19] MiloticQueen: oh no
[01:19] Monbrey: Oh wait -.-
[01:19] Monbrey: Ignore that
[01:19] MiloticQueen: ok
[01:19] MiloticQueen: ok
[01:19] imsocorn: wut ._.
[01:19] MiloticQueen: dang
[01:19] Monbrey: Pidge changed before the turn
[01:19] Monbrey: I didnt see it
[01:19] Monbrey: Alakazam uses Future Sight
[01:19] Monbrey: Furret recharges
[01:19] MiloticQueen: oh
[01:19] MiloticQueen: ha]
[01:20] imsocorn: lolgg
[01:20] MiloticQueen: sub still here
[01:20] Zoa: idk why i did that lawl @[email protected]
[01:20] Zoa: is it still taunted?
[01:20] Monbrey: Alakazam [50%][DEF/SPE+1][SP.A+3][SP.D+4] | Furret [23.93%][SP.D+2][SUB] {FS-1}
[01:20] Monbrey: Yeah
[01:20] Monbrey: Taunt-2
[01:20] Monbrey: Alakazam [50%][DEF/SPE+1][SP.A+3][SP.D+4] | Furret [23.93%][SP.D+2][SUB][TAUNT-2] {FS-1}
[01:20] Monbrey: Moves?
[01:20] MiloticQueen: furret
[01:20] MiloticQueen: furret
[01:20] MiloticQueen: furret
[01:21] Zoa: i was going to let furret win
[01:21] Zoa: until miloticqueen
[01:21] Zoa: spoke up
[01:21] Zoa: kind of pestering =3
[01:21] MiloticQueen: well fine then love
[01:21] MiloticQueen: just remember love your crushing poor furrets dreams
[01:21] Zoa: furret is my friend xP
[01:22] cooldunsparce: oh well
[01:22] MiloticQueen: not after wat ur gonna do
[01:22] cooldunsparce: I think we should let Kazam win
[01:22] MiloticQueen: no
[01:22] Zoa: there is no way i can win this
[01:22] Zoa: i call for a draw
[01:22] MiloticQueen: no
[01:22] Zoa: do you agree
[01:22] Zoa: feng
[01:22] MiloticQueen: no
[01:22] imsocorn: leave britney alone?
[01:23] MiloticQueen: whose britney
Session Close (!aol://2719:10-4-alaskaisntwearingpants): Tue Aug 31 01:23:08 2010 -0400


Session Start (DoIPutNameHere:!aol://2719:10-4-alaskaisntwearingpants): Tue Aug 31 01:33:47 2010 -0400
[01:33] cooldunsparce: wow my internet sucks
[01:33] GeebuzDont: ^
[01:33] imsocorn: (12:32:37 AM) cooldunsparce left the room.
(12:32:38 AM) doiputnamehere left the room.
[01:33] MiloticQueen: omg
[01:33] Monbrey: (Link: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showpos...rden.net/showpost.php?p=2120954&postcount=440
[01:33] cooldunsparce: really lol
[01:34] Monbrey: ITS A GOD DAMN DRAW
[01:34] cooldunsparce: NO
[01:34] cooldunsparce: NOOOO
[01:34] GeebuzDont: wtf monbrey this is BS!
[01:34] cooldunsparce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[01:34] GeebuzDont: I WOULD WON THIS SHIT OMG
[01:34] GeebuzDont: IM GONNA REVOKE UR SHIT
[01:34] imsocorn: I like that pic =o
[01:34] cooldunsparce: wtf are you geebuz
[01:34] GeebuzDont: that pic is hot
[01:34] dismssngrsux: lol pic
[01:34] imsocorn: I like the zam variation
[01:34] MiloticQueen: DoIPutNameHere has left the room. 6:32 am
cooldunsparce has left the room. 6:32 am

 

What? What is this?
:mail::mail::mail::mail::mail:

 

OMG LIEK WE TOTALLY HAD NO IDEA THAT DIS WAS PLANNED!