The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

JesseJKJesse (02:07:25): how many friends u got
politoedprince (02:07:26): I HAVE TWO NOW


The truth comes out,

 

pokefan17 (16:47:45): so yh
pokefan17 (16:47:46): uh*
pokefan17 (16:47:47): ppl
pokefan17 (16:47:49): shut up
pokefan17 (16:47:50): plz
ttar trainer (16:47:52): *Shuts up so Sam can continue*
ayotui14 (16:47:57): ^
pokefan17 (16:48:00): like i was saying
Bulbasauraus (16:48:00): ^
[email protected] (16:48:08): ^
pokefan17 (16:48:08): :0
pokefan17 (16:48:09): ok
politoedprince (16:48:10): ^
neonsandsurpg (16:48:10): ^
Alex Seddon (16:48:10): SHUT IT
thedinobot (16:48:16): wtf is the point of that
monbrey (16:48:22): ^

 

gmandiddy: and I'm 100% English
chemgeek7: Hey cool, we all live on poopsite ends of the world
chemgeek7: 0.0
chemgeek7: ...
chemgeek7: I'm not even going to bother fixing that one...

Oh typos, how I hate you so :bash:

 

[14:34] iamnotyou11: Sup ur cute
[14:34] wingullcoasting: ?
[14:34] iamnotyou11: Fuck
[14:34] iamnotyou11: Wp
[14:34] wingullcoasting: I hope so

I was scared.

[23:43] imsocorn: a Hihidaruma
[23:43] imsocorn: and its cool
[23:43] imsocorn: thats why
[23:43] ChainReactionRPG: another fucking psychic/fire
[23:43] ChainReactionRPG: enough of them
[23:43] imsocorn: what do you mean another...
[23:43] imsocorn: theres
[23:43] ChainReactionRPG: enough fire types in general
[23:43] imsocorn: 2
[23:44] imsocorn: one is legend
[23:44] wingullcoasting: There are no fire types
[23:44] ChainReactionRPG: isnt solrock fire/psychic
[23:44] imsocorn: lolno
[23:44] ChainReactionRPG: *?
[23:44] wingullcoasting: LOL
[23:44] ChainReactionRPG: didnt thinik soi

 

alaskapigeon1 6:53 pm
i dunno
if i were you
id call girls sugartits a lot
if they respond positively
those are the easy one
*ones
JesseJKJesse 6:53 pm
omfg I litteraly lol'd
alaskapigeon1 6:53 pm
ikr?
knew thatd do it
JesseJKJesse 6:53 pm
oh fuck
i love it
alaskapigeon1 6:53 pm
hai sugartits ;D
JesseJKJesse 6:54 pm
hey ;-)
alaskapigeon1 6:54 pm
some dude called me that
i lold so hard
made the rest of my dad fucking amazing
xD
JesseJKJesse 6:54 pm
ur dad
derianurpg 8:54 pm
lol
that's damn good advice
alaskapigeon1 6:55 pm

[email protected] 6:54 pm
SSTOP TELLIN JESSE HOW TO FLIRT
JesseJKJesse 6:55 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 6:55 pm
looool are you using this on dudes?
JesseJKJesse 6:55 pm
no
JesseJKJesse 6:55 pm
I im'd them the chats
JesseJKJesse 8:55 pm
Hey Sugartits
dangokai 8:55 pm
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that
omfg
I laughed so hard
alaskapigeon1 6:56 pm

Monbrey 6:55 pm
Hey sugartits
JesseJKJesse 6:56 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 6:56 pm
alaskapigeon1 6:55 pm
hai sugartits
derianurpg 6:55 pm
yeah I'm pretty easy
JesseJKJesse 6:56 pm
Im gonna send it to winter
JesseJKJesse 8:56 pm
Hey sugar tits
WinterVines 8:56 pm
um
JesseJKJesse 8:56 pm
;-)
WinterVines 8:56 pm
yo
JesseJKJesse 8:56 pm
xD
JesseJKJesse is available 6:57 pm
Hey Sugartits 1s ago Comment
JesseJKJesse 6:57 pm
JesseJKJesse 8:55 pm
Hey Sugartits
dangokai 8:55 pm
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that
JesseJKJesse 8:57 pm
U didnt like i?
it*
dangokai 8:57 pm
no.
xD
alaskapigeon1 6:57 pm
LOL GUESS SHES NOT EASY
JesseJKJesse 6:57 pm
JesseJKJesse 8:57 pm
wynaut?
dangokai 8:57 pm
I dunno
send it to LS
tell him hey sugartits
alaskapigeon1 6:58 pm
derianurpg 6:55 pm
yeah I'm pretty easy
what's up sugartits?
alaskapigeon1 6:57 pm
lol
nm, chocodick
i dunno thats all i could come up with on a moments notice
derianurpg 6:57 pm
not bad lemonsnatch
JesseJKJesse 6:58 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 6:58 pm
send it to wintervines
and siless
JesseJKJesse 6:58 pm
I did
alaskapigeon1 6:58 pm
oh lol
JesseJKJesse 6:58 pm
I im'd u thoose chatc
chats*
tell derian too
alaskapigeon1 6:59 pm
[email protected] 6:59 pm
You know what lemon goes with well?
alaskapigeon1 6:59 pm
pussy?
[email protected] 6:59 pm
Fish
alaskapigeon1 6:59 pm
same difference

JesseJKJesse 6:59 pm
JesseJKJesse 8:59 pm
Hey Sugartits ;-)
MoreMallows4Mike 8:59 pm
D:
JesseJKJesse 8:59 pm
U dont liek it :-(
alaskapigeon1 6:59 pm
LOL
JesseJKJesse 6:59 pm

MoreMallows4Mike 8:59 pm
im not sure
JesseJKJesse 8:59 pm
:-(
alaskapigeon1 7:00 pm
LOL SEND TO MAVERICK
JesseJKJesse 7:00 pm

JesseJKJesse 8:59 pm
:-(
did I come on to strong?
MoreMallows4Mike 9:00 pm
no
i like it strong

but i prefer

salty tits

=/
omfg
alaskapigeon1 7:01 pm
LOL
JesseJKJesse 7:01 pm

JesseJKJesse 9:01 pm
this is why we are in love
alaskapigeon1 7:01 pm
I GOT THIS
JesseJKJesse 7:01 pm
I sent to maveric
JesseJKJesse 7:01 pm
MoreMallows4Mike 9:01 pm
alaskapigeon1 10:01 pm
hai saltytits
alaskapigeon1 7:01 pm
looooooool
[email protected] 6:59 pm
You play video games, you're actually average on the hotness scale, and you are pervy.
You're like every nerd's wet dream
this is true
JesseJKJesse 7:01 pm
xD
what did marshy say
alaskapigeon1 7:02 pm
he just said lol
JesseJKJesse 7:02 pm
ok

JesseJKJesse 9:02 pm
hey sugartits
DoIPutNameHere 9:02 pm
aye
alaskapigeon1 7:02 pm
xD
JesseJKJesse 7:03 pm
no responce from maveric
JesseJKJesse 7:03 pm
im scared to send it to scuurage
alaskapigeon1 7:03 pm
LOL DO IT
[email protected] 7:02 pm
god...
i wonder what sex feels like...
JesseJKJesse 7:04 pm
lawl
alaskapigeon1 7:04 pm
that made me laugh for some reason
JesseJKJesse 7:04 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:04 pm
hi sugartits
ojajrrj 9:04 pm
hi dickface

alaskapigeon1 7:04 pm
LOIL
JesseJKJesse 7:04 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:04 pm
you dont like my pickup line?

JesseJKJesse 9:03 pm
Hi sugartits
ShockNJ 9:04 pm
._.
alaskapigeon1 7:04 pm
lol
does this go to quote thread?

JesseJKJesse 7:05 pm
idk
if you want
to make a
sugartits
barrage
JesseJKJesse 9:05 pm
Hi sugartits
imsocorn 9:05 pm
ohey
I think you should
alaskapigeon1 7:05 pm
alaskapigeon1 7:04 pm
if i call you sugartits
will you punch me?
ojajrrj 7:05 pm
No
I might call you dickface

like Jesse

looooooool
JesseJKJesse 7:05 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:04 pm
you dont like my pickup line?
ojajrrj 9:05 pm
Heh
JesseJKJesse 9:05 pm
;-)
alaskapigeon1 7:05 pm
cause people yell at me when i put MY things in the quote thread
JesseJKJesse 7:06 pm
DO IT
put our barrages of sugartits in the chat thread

JesseJKJesse 9:05 pm
Hi sugartits
imsocorn 9:05 pm
ohey
JesseJKJesse 9:05 pm
:-D

JesseJKJesse 9:06 pm
Hi Sugartits
gun6gun6 9:06 pm
hey slimjim
best responce
xD
alaskapigeon1 7:07 pm
xD

it haz to be you
JesseJKJesse 7:07 pm
kk
JesseJKJesse 7:08 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:07 pm
hey sugartoits
tits*
[email protected] 9:07 pm
That's cinamon testicles to you!
alaskapigeon1 7:08 pm
lol
that ones epic
JesseJKJesse 7:08 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:07 pm
hey sugartits
Matt5Skip 9:08 pm
hey
JesseJKJesse 9:07 pm
hey sugartits
Ultramr101 9:08 pm
Hey hunni ^^
JesseJKJesse 9:08 pm
lol wahts up
Ultramr101 9:08 pm
who are you?!
alaskapigeon1 7:08 pm
LOL DO IT TO NEAR
JesseJKJesse 7:09 pm
Ultramr101 9:08 pm
who are you?!
JesseJKJesse 9:08 pm
im your hunni
when are you coming home


gun6gun6 is available 9:06 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:06 pm
Hi Sugartits
gun6gun6 9:06 pm
hey slimjim
JesseJKJesse 9:07 pm
Wassup
gun6gun6 9:09 pm
not much
JesseJKJesse 9:09 pm
same
did me calling you sugartits make you hapopu?
happy*
gun6gun6 9:09 pm
yes
it just sounds so

bouncy
JesseJKJesse 7:10 pm
JesseJKJesse 9:09 pm
Hey sugartits
Arcadia157 9:09 pm
yo
alaskapigeon1 7:10 pm
xD
LOL DO IT TO NEAR
JesseJKJesse 7:10 pm
this better go in qoute thread
alaskapigeon1 7:11 pm
you have to do it to near
JesseJKJesse 7:11 pm
hes not repsonding
alaskapigeon1 7:11 pm
xD
JesseJKJesse 7:11 pm

JesseJKJesse 9:07 pm
hey sugartits
Ultramr101 9:08 pm
Hey hunni ^^
JesseJKJesse 9:08 pm
lol wahts up
Ultramr101 9:08 pm
who are you?!
JesseJKJesse 9:08 pm
im your hunni
when are you coming home
Ultramr101 9:11 pm
Probably never
I'll probably die over here in Iraq
JesseJKJesse 9:11 pm
plz dont I need one last kiss

 

[21:22:36] PiEaNdChIpS678: nah I'm pretty sure I'm just going to work at some shitty place
[21:22:39] PiEaNdChIpS678: until my dad dies
[21:22:42] PiEaNdChIpS678: then inherit
[21:22:45] PiEaNdChIpS678: >lifes good
[21:22:46] DoIPutNameHere: whats ur dad do
[21:22:49] DoIPutNameHere: makes water slides
[21:22:50] DoIPutNameHere: or something
[21:22:52] PiEaNdChIpS678: He has a SMALL BUSINESS
[21:22:59] DoIPutNameHere: walmart?
[21:23:05] PiEaNdChIpS678: no
[21:23:12] PiEaNdChIpS678: Wall-E
[21:23:27] DoIPutNameHere: pretty sure thats a movie
[21:23:28] PiEaNdChIpS678: he makes
[21:23:32] PiEaNdChIpS678: plaques and shit
[21:23:44] DoIPutNameHere: like on teeth
[21:23:44] DoIPutNameHere: cool

 

[15:05] Mubz96: k ill zen butt
[15:06] thesyn4: No
[15:06] thesyn4: Attack something else like Gross
[15:06] Mubz96: i am gross
[15:06] wingullcoasting: LOL
[15:06] thesyn4: LMAO
[15:06] wingullcoasting: Ahahahah
[15:06] thesyn4: Wow
[15:06] Mubz96: lol
[15:06] wingullcoasting: So quoted
[15:06] thesyn4: I thought it was TED
[15:06] Mubz96: METAgross
[15:06] thesyn4: xD

 

derianurpg 7:37 pm
(7:37:11 PM): there are no girls on the internet
zeferintrazish 7:37 pm
(7:37:21 PM): *cough*Alaska*cough*
derianurpg 7:37 pm
(7:37:27 PM): alaska is a country
(7:37:27 PM): silly

 

alaskapigeon1 10:59 am
winter gift stations coming up too
ryan feger 10:59 am
I have 20 or so things to gift away.
alaskapigeon1 11:00 am
nice
ryan feger 11:01 am
You can have first choice
alaskapigeon1 11:01 am
awwwwwww
ryan feger 11:01 am
They're all shit.
alaskapigeon1 11:02 am
LOL

 

iamnotyou11 (6:09:04 PM): I like my dick
iamnotyou11 (6:09:07 PM): 3 inches of pure awesome

 

iamnotyou11 (8:32:31 PM): desalination plant
iamnotyou11 (8:32:33 PM): fml
iamnotyou11 (8:32:35 PM): I was looking for a tree
iamnotyou11 (8:32:35 PM): -.-

LOL

 

alaskapigeon1 1:16 pm
when i die a slow painful death from an alcohol/sex related incident
name something after me
derianurpg 1:16 pm
I don't think i'll have any kids before next week

 

alaskapigeon1 8:01 pm
unforgivable yet satisfying
[email protected] 8:01 pm
Yeah
Like rape

 

*clears throat*

Here is a quote section from Noble's/my wedding (officiated by Nemo):

 

alaskapigeon1 (2:13:30 PM): most likely hes wondering why i would bring a sandslash to his dojo
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:11 PM): 'There must be some reasoning behind this!'
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:13 PM): theres not
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:21 PM): thats the only weapon i have
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:23 PM): confusion
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:27 PM): im like....
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:29 PM): a shitty zubat
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:41 PM): just confuse ray the fuck out of everything
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:45 PM): and then leech life
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:51 PM): and maybe i win sometimes

 

I'm so happy for you guys! arty:arty:arty::-D

 

([email protected]) I am unsure if you are all of the same insanity of me
(matt5skip) I'm screwed up in the head
(matt5skip) so you're good
Roulette Dares 11:24 pm
i give people pictures of aroused bats
i think youre ok

 

[23:13] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) I bananaxed Magik
[23:13] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) so worth it
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) ill go buy the soothe bell now
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) and a dawn stone while im at it
[23:14] mewalcadiesmew: Why HiPS?
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) because he claimed that Blaziken was better than Apey
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) shiny stone*
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) and lying is not allowed on the forums

 

No clue if other people think this is funny, but I lmao'd.

lol wut 8:13 am
yes
alaskapigeon1 8:13 am
and then saying kill whitey in a couple ffas
lol wut 8:13 am
i still mean that
kill whitey
alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
lol
lol wut 8:14 am
killing whitey would solve 90% of the world's problems
alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
its funny because i am incredibly white!


lol wut 8:14 am
!

alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
like
alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
hybrid of a polar bear and elton john white
lol wut 8:14 am
polar bears are sex
good on you

 

The Winter Gifting Station seems to lead to interesting discussions

[09:51] niteethan: The Winter Gifting Station is in a few weeks
[09:51] Abigail Stewart: wats that
[09:51] Abigail Stewart: ive heard of it
[09:51] niteethan: A Winter Gifting Station, funnily enough

[09:52] JesseJKJesse: But dont gift me fucking temes
[09:52] JesseJKJesse: XD
[09:52] JesseJKJesse: items*
[09:52] niteethan: They are like yams
[09:52] niteethan: Except URPG style
[09:52] wintervines: teme is a jap word for hand slave, roughly
[09:52] alaskapigeon1: lol
[09:52] alaskapigeon1: ummmm
[09:52] niteethan: That's what Alaska is
[09:52] alaskapigeon1: xD
[09:52] niteethan: A rough hand slave

I only posgted this so Alaska won't feel guilty about double posting