The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Ehh people were being dumb.
Wintervines 4:28 pm
lol...
Alex Seddon 4:28 pm
I'll just take it from you
Noble One 4:28 pm
Dont pull a Millie
Alex Seddon 4:29 pm
Making up for years of black guys taking stuff off white guys
Jesse(Rustburo) 4:29 pm
wut is a millie
Wintervines 4:29 pm
dont be an ace
Alex Seddon 4:29 pm
DONT DO A KAIOO
Wintervines 4:29 pm
lol dodo
Noble One 4:29 pm
^
Win

Cause we laugh at your pain Kaioo:3

 

[21:27] wingullcoasting: Buzzer fuck yo mom
[21:27] wingullcoasting: <3
[21:27] herbalb582: Also you contracted aids
[21:27] Catsmoonstone320: Do either of you have an off switch or maybe a paralyze button
[21:27] WinterVines: he has a mum
[21:27] WinterVines: not a mom
[21:27] wingullcoasting: Thats homo
[21:27] herbalb582: ^
[21:27] alaskapigeon1: xD


Love you Buzzzer.

[21:40] WinterVines: buzz why are you still here lol
[21:41] wingullcoasting: Cause hes drunk
[21:41] derianurpg: lol
[21:41] WinterVines: you need to sleep
[21:41] herbalb582: I'm not drunk I can't still type
[21:41] herbalb582: and see
[21:41] derianurpg: can*
[21:41] wingullcoasting: Ahaha
[21:41] WinterVines: lol
[21:41] herbalb582: XD
[21:41] herbalb582: DAMN
[21:41] thedinobot: lold
[21:41] Catsmoonstone320: Right of course

 

Was this too mean? Abigail is millie, btw.


[email protected] 2:53 pm
Yeah cause thats my cell exactly
While you do that imma go eat.
Abigail Stewart 2:55 pm
cant I give you mine?
alaskapigeon1 2:55 pm
and im going to coincidentally leave at the same time
[email protected] 2:55 pm
Ummm I guess
Lol why alaska?
alaskapigeon1 2:56 pm
>>
shes not supposed ot know
remember?
Abigail Stewart 2:56 pm
wat
ur doing something
alaskapigeon1 2:56 pm
not really
[email protected] 2:56 pm
?
Abigail Stewart 2:56 pm
so you can tell me?
[email protected] 2:56 pm
Even im confused here
alaskapigeon1 2:56 pm
dude its nothing
we have to go take care of a thing
Abigail Stewart 2:57 pm
she said I'm not aloud to know
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
*allowed, sweetie
keep your grammar up
Abigail Stewart 2:57 pm
w/e
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
and if we dont go now
we never will
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
theres not a lot of time left.....
[email protected] 2:57 pm
Lol go where?
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
fuck, dude, you know where
its gonna get out soon
and then theres no chance, man
were royally fucked
we have to go right fucking now
[email protected] 2:58 pm
The invasion?
alaskapigeon1 2:58 pm
fuck dude dont talk about it
Abigail Stewart 2:58 pm
wat xD
alaskapigeon1 2:58 pm
she could be one of them
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
one of what?
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
for fucks sake, think with your head
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
URPG?
[email protected] 2:59 pm
Xd
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
sure, millie
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
Cos if it is I dont do it anymore?
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
its just URPG
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
tell me love
pleaasse
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
millie, you cant know
if we told you wed have to kill you
[email protected] 2:59 pm
Lol
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
kill me later
now tell me please love !!!!
alaskapigeon1 3:00 pm
no im dead serious
we cant talk about this
we will literally have to kill you
no one can no
outside of a select few
Abigail Stewart 3:00 pm
wat just you and mav
alaskapigeon1 3:00 pm
now im fucking serious maverick
no theres more
[email protected] 3:00 pm
Lol millies ok
alaskapigeon1 3:00 pm
you wont know all of them
dude shes not man shes not
we dont know anything about her
Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
please tell me love
alaskapigeon1 3:01 pm
fuck man
fuck man its gonna get out
we gotta fucking go
theres no fucking way
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Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
What is gonna get out
?
Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
tell me this is like a bombs gonna go
alaskapigeon1 3:01 pm
dude theres not much time
okay millie
all i can tell you
is in three days time
do you have a basement?
Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
not really love
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
do you have anywehre thats sheltered?
Abigail Stewart 3:02 pm
how about a pantry?
um attic or w/e
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
okay
Abigail Stewart 3:02 pm
my shed xD
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
heres what you do
shed or attic works
in three days
at about lets see
i dont know what itd be UK time
ummm
east coast time
at 11 pm
Abigail Stewart 3:02 pm
uh huh
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
be in that safe place
and with you
you need to take enough water to last you like a week
some food
blankets
maybe a weapon
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Abigail Stewart 3:03 pm
why you gonna invade us xD
You are no longer rate limited, and you may now send messages. 3:03 pm
alaskapigeon1 3:03 pm
not us
and also
Abigail Stewart 3:03 pm
somebody is?
alaskapigeon1 3:03 pm
youre gonna need ass loads of sugar
Abigail Stewart 3:04 pm
why
alaskapigeon1 3:04 pm
i cant tell you
but its important
Abigail Stewart 3:04 pm
are people coming to bomb me
xD
alaskapigeon1 3:04 pm
sugar and onions
dude im serious
we cant tell you
all i can say
is were not who we say we are
but we care aboutyou millie
Abigail Stewart 3:05 pm
ok
?
alaskapigeon1 3:05 pm
just write down those instructions
youre gonna need to be in hiding for about a week
alaskapigeon1 3:05 pm
so make sure you have enough supplies
Abigail Stewart 3:05 pm
what if I need to go toilet
or have a shower
alaskapigeon1 3:05 pm
youll need a bucket or something
Abigail Stewart 3:05 pm
or need my makeup xD
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
bring what you need with you
but for the love of god
no matter how you feel
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
My bf xD
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
or what you hear
do not come out
take him with you if you need
but he might be one of them
now maverick
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
but I got school exams xD
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
lets get the fuck out of here
You are about to be rate limited. Please wait a few seconds before sending, to avoid being rate limited 3:06 pm
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
weve wasted enough time
and sweetie, there wont be school exams after this
[email protected] 3:06 pm
?
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
MAVERICK FOR FUCKS SAKE
WE HAVE TO GO
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
yeah
no exams
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
SHELL BE FINE IF SHE FOLLOWS THE ADVCIE
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
wait NO EXAMS!
I wanna be a GP and Dietitian
xD
Imma need to pass them GSCE's for college
[email protected] 3:07 pm
Shit Alaska is my camero ready?
Abigail Stewart 3:07 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 3:07 pm
just take my advice millie
yeah dude
alaskapigeon1 3:07 pm
its all set
Abigail Stewart 3:07 pm
camero?
alaskapigeon1 3:07 pm
weve got everything loaded up
but we have to fucking go man
its almost time
you got your RPG?
[email protected] 3:08 pm
Alright
Yeah and my M16
Abigail Stewart 3:08 pm
wait so people are cuming here
alaskapigeon1 3:08 pm
aight thats good
not people exactly
dont open any doors
Abigail Stewart 3:08 pm
aliens
alaskapigeon1 3:08 pm
and whatever you fucking do
haha no
i wish
DONT TRUST ANYONE UNTIL THE WEEK IS UP
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
aww I want to give um some brew xD
[email protected] 3:09 pm
Ok
alaskapigeon1 3:09 pm
its not a joke millie
weve gotta go now
will you be okay?
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
wait I need a tampon
alaskapigeon1 3:09 pm
bring that then
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
next weeks will be my you know
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 3:09 pm
yeah
oh wait
they smell blood
hmmmm
do you have something thatll cover up the smell?
Abigail Stewart 3:10 pm
umm
air freshner
Tylers farts xD
alaskapigeon1 3:10 pm
ohlol
well
use lots of that
Abigail Stewart 3:10 pm
ugh no
[email protected] 3:10 pm
Millie remember that theme park we talked about
Abigail Stewart 3:10 pm
Id run out of the shed
the one I went to?
or you?
[email protected] 3:11 pm
Yeah
Abigail Stewart 3:11 pm
which one xD
[email protected] 3:11 pm
Listen go there the one you gave the video to
Abigail Stewart 3:12 pm
oh um
alton towers
[email protected]om 3:12 pm
Yeah go there by next saturday. And were something black.
Abigail Stewart 3:12 pm
why
alaskapigeon1 3:13 pm
then you need ot get back home as soon as possible
all right
im leaving now mav
with or without you, babe
Abigail Stewart 3:13 pm
woah why
alaskapigeon1 3:13 pm
we seriously have to go
bye millie
good luck
Abigail Stewart 3:13 pm
no why do I come back
alaskapigeon1 3:13 pm
youll see


Was this not the greatest idea ever? If not just awful?

 

No not really as I know you guys were taking the mick but nonetheless it was shitload of fun. We should do something like that again definately. xD

 

alaskapigeon1: (7:49:33 PM) HEY EVERYONE
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:35 PM) LOOK AT ME
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:44 PM) I LIKE SEX AND GUNS AND SEX AND VIOLENCE AND SEX
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:46 PM) *shakes ass*
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:52 PM) *gets gang raped*
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:56 PM) and im as happy as a clam

 

alaskapigeon1 (22:08:25): ayotui
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:26): ace told me to tell people
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:30): to join the gauntlet
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:32): you should do that
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:33): :b
ayotui14 (22:08:38): no
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:42): aight
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:44): not my idea
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:48): *backs away slowly*
ayotui14 (22:08:51): lol
alaskapigeon1 (22:08:51): *breaks into run*

 

The funny part of this isn't the joke. It's HiPS' response. 0_0


alaskapigeon1 8:54 pm
LOL
whats the difference between a christian blow up doll and a muslim blow up doll?
a muslim one blows itsel fup
*itself up
Matt5Skip 8:55 pm
so true

 

HARRY MADE A FUNNY!
If you don't understand what he's implying....I'm so sorry for you.


alaskapigeon1 6:05 pm
hmmmmm
sometimes its a burden being so likable
HKimF 6:05 pm
That is a safe way of saying it.

 

[15:54] Zeferin _: but did you guys hear of the lady in Spain that claimed ownership of the sun?
[15:54] niteethan: Yes! lol
[15:54] Monbrey: Oh god -.- No
[15:55] Zeferin _: She's going to charge countries to use it too
[15:55] niteethan: People are saying they can sue her for melanoma
[15:55] Zeferin _: 90% of the revenue goes to Spain's income, 10% for her own uses
[15:55] niteethan: It won't actually work
[15:56] niteethan: She'll be sent to a madhouse
[15:56] niteethan: And no one's actually going to give her their money
[15:58] Zeferin _: and to that lady
[15:58] niteethan: Go die?
[15:58] Zeferin _: I'm sueing her for letting her property give me second degree burns
[15:59] niteethan: Yeah
[15:59] Zeferin _: I'm claming the moon
[15:59] niteethan: She'll recieve about a billion lawsuits
[15:59] niteethan: If she actually goes ahead with it
[15:59] Zeferin _: I'll charge people for viewing fees
[15:59] Zeferin _: and tides
[15:59] Monbrey: I'll claim Uranus just like last night
[16:00] Zeferin _: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!!!

 

Feng . 11:50 pm
wut
but uh, you don't know what skiing is?
Pidge 11:50 pm
no i dont
Feng . 11:51 pm
its something we do up here in the north
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Freestyle_skiing_jump2.jpg
Pidge 11:52 pm
how
how can you run up
and go that high
Feng . 11:52 pm
its a ramp
Feng . 11:52 pm
off a mountain
You don't watch the Winter Olympics do u..
Pidge 11:53 pm
olympics are gay
original olympics had naked men

 

Spoiler

FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T MODIFY THIS POST, I HAVE LOST A LOT OF QUOTES TRYING TO PUT THEM IN AND NOT CHECKING BACK SOON ENOUGH, AND HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT IS CLAIMING RESPONSIBILITY. I AM FURIOUS. VERY FURIOUS. AND IN A VERY BAD MOOD.

 

BB2(Sootopolis) 11:15 am
lol, wassup
Noble One 11:15 am
XD bout to go out
And I did my underground dig
BB2(Sootopolis) 11:15 am
lol, I saw
Noble One 11:15 am
PLUS I almost have my qouta for the day
BB2(Sootopolis) 11:15 am
did you read my underground post?
BB2(Sootopolis) 11:16 am
Let me dig, and if I get something sucky I curse the next three people to get nothing but spheres ;-)


and you're in the three
Noble One 11:16 am
I hate you
BB2(Sootopolis) 11:16 am
lol'd
Noble One 11:16 am
IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE HP ICE EEVEE!!!!!!?!?!?!
BB2(Sootopolis) 11:16 am
lol, i didn't know you'd post there xD
and YES IT IS
I cant spend anymore until wages come out
Noble One 11:18 am
XD

 

I have one thing to say about this.

BlackHawk is from Pe2K.

 

wrave91: (2:06:35 PM) Can I haz your Tyrogue
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:06:55 PM) (matt5skip) no you cannot haz.
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:07:02 PM) (thesyn4) No, go away Wrave
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:07:07 PM) (matt5skip)
wrave91: (2:07:08 PM) lol
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:07:24 PM) (thesyn4) Lol, its for that bitch hips
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:08:02 PM) (matt5skip) I may be a bitch, but I'm a bitch with a Tyrogue
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:08:03 PM) (matt5skip) so I win.
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:08:27 PM) (thesyn4) Lol, so true...
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (2:08:43 PM) (matt5skip) Why do I have a feeling that someone is going to quote that... :|

 

[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 7:29 pm
(Bandi) Blashphamy
(Bandi) Hips go sit in the corner for lying
(matt5skip) I'll ban you
(Bandi) I'll pee on you

<3 I'd rather spend the holidays with the weird internet people that pee on each other than anyone else. ^_^ xD

 

wrave91: (10:45:03 PM) Alright what is the freakiest thing you people have done in bed
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (10:45:12 PM) ([email protected]) Border collie

 

Pidge 11:03 pm
`_`

 

It's not what it looks like guys... :X

[00:54] cooldunsparce: O_O

 

alaskapigeon1 11:28 am
what would you do
if i sang out of tune
would you stand up and walk out on me?
ireignorshine 11:28 am
slap the SHIT out of you