The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Well you didn't until later.

 

Synthesis: Nah, infractions aren't enough. You have to do something really retarded. *Cough*Hyoma*Cough*
Ebail: Like post a picture of your penis.
synthesis: Lol Yeah.
I remember there was this one weird guy on BMG. I haven't seen him in a while, maybe he got banned. Anyway his avatar was this almost naked bodybuilder. And his sig had pics of nipples. He had like 500 posts surprisingly so you saw him a lot.
I lol'd at first but then it was sort of creepy.

Ebail: Glad I only go onto BMG for the URPG.
Synthesis: Why wouldn't you when you can say this [<link to post about dropping mah ballz>]
Ebail: I dunno. Someone might step on them.
Synthesis: Wha..?
Ebail: The balls you happened to drop.

~-~​

Ebail: You know those really smart monkeys? The kind they send in to space? Well I have one in front of my typing on the computer
Syn: Liar!
What's his name?
Ebail:Mr Monkey 425
ME WANT BANANA
Syn: bad monkey
you get bananas when you type stories
NO BANANA
MONKEY BAD
Ebail:373840462615394!:?.9?27:&3):82!3?;8:!3
GIMME BANANA
Syn: NO BADE MONKAH
NO NANAS FER MONKAH
Ebail: Excuse Me while I go crazy
Syn: Ok
Make it fast tho
I have a busy schedual
Ebail: Meh, I stile the monkeys eyes so I can read now
Syn: ONOES
NAO YHU HAZ MONKAH DICAESAS
Ebail: Nah Iate it's brain so now I'm ok
Syn: You can't say "Nah"
Diseses aren't optional
Otherwise there would be a cure for cancer!

Edited (slightly) chat between myself and Ebail

 

Pidge 9:30 pm
(9:30:13 PM): can you join chat herpderp
zeferintrazish 9:30 pm
(9:30:46 PM): cuz that's a name to make you want to say "I'll join that"
Pidge 9:31 pm
(9:31:20 PM): lol
(9:31:42 PM): lol
(9:31:45 PM): oh
(9:31:49 PM): i already said lol
(9:31:50 PM): lol

 

double post

Abigail Stewart 2:31 am
(2:31:16 AM): who was feng
(2:31:20 AM): 's pokemon
Monbrey 2:31 am
(2:31:25 AM): Feng is Porygon2
husnainisme 2:31 am
(2:31:26 AM): a huge duck
(2:31:28 AM): dick*
cooldunsparce 2:31 am
(2:31:31 AM): duck(
(2:31:33 AM): duck*

 

alaskapigeon 10:16 pm
(10:16:10 PM): hey sis
(10:16:25 PM): howd your drinking go?
undercover nerd0 10:16 pm
(10:16:37 PM): I just completely kawon beer pong!
alaskapigeon 10:16 pm
(10:16:43 PM): xD
undercover nerd0 10:17 pm
(10:17:01 PM): But ih ad to
(10:17:05 PM): go
(10:17:25 PM): Before I goot to um
(10:17:44 PM): because theres a game tomoro
(10:17:53 PM): and i dont wana be hung over
alaskapigeon 10:18 pm
(10:18:02 PM): xD
alaskapigeon 10:18 pm
(10:18:12 PM): yeah
(10:18:20 PM): being hungover for important things is usually bad
(10:18:26 PM): i tried to get drunk on listerine once
undercover nerd0 10:18 pm
(10:18:28 PM): Well, that
alaskapigeon 10:18 pm
(10:18:30 PM): it didnt turn out so great
undercover nerd0 10:18 pm
(10:18:33 PM): O.O
(10:18:36 PM): I can imagine
alaskapigeon 10:18 pm
(10:18:47 PM): i was crouched in the fetal position
(10:18:49 PM): for 6 hours
(10:18:53 PM): cause i couldnt throw it up
(10:18:57 PM): for some reason
(10:19:02 PM): and it burned like hell
undercover nerd0 10:19 pm
(10:19:15 PM): but i bet your breath was AWSOME
alaskapigeon 10:19 pm
(10:19:20 PM): xD
undercover nerd0 10:19 pm
(10:19:23 PM): for leik a week

 

[12:40] derianurpg: lol yeah, that's not what I mean
[12:41] Arceusfan493: oh
[12:41] derianurpg: just like, in deciding which mons to switch in etc
[12:41] Arceusfan493: oh
[12:41] derianurpg: like switching in a mon that isn't super effective against something but it's fast enough to outspeed the thing you're versus and with STAB still get a KO
[12:41] derianurpg: rather then another mon you have that is super effective
[12:41] derianurpg:
[12:42] Arceusfan493: oh
[12:42] derianurpg: are you getting laid?
[12:42] derianurpg: you keep saying "oh"

Derian needs to keep his mind out of the gutter...

[12:47] Arceusfan493: so you're a lesbian i take it?
[12:48] derianurpg: you didn't know that?

Learn something new every day =)

12:50] derianurpg: you're right, I am thinking about you not thinking, but you don't know that because you can't
[12:51] Arceusfan493: .....
[12:51] Arceusfan493: are u talking to the mirror again?
[12:51] derianurpg: it's the only one that listens T_T
[12:51] Arceusfan493: lol
[12:51] Arceusfan493: so do your lesbian friends?
[12:52] derianurpg: no all they want is sex
[12:52] Arceusfan493: rofl
[12:52] derianurpg: it's awesome
[12:52] Arceusfan493: they listen to "oh"?
[12:52] derianurpg: no but they do seem to say it a lot
[12:52] derianurpg: *shrugs*

I lol'd =P

 

[03:05:37] Alaskapigeon: sex with a hooker: $80
[03:05:46] Alaskapigeon: sex with a stripper: $120
[03:06:03] Alaskapigeon: IM sex with random strangers you met on the internet: priceless

 

alaskapigeon 12:29 am
(00:29:38): xD
i remember reading about one
(00:29:46): where this guy and his family bought a zoo somewhere
(00:29:51): and then the wife died of cancer
(00:29:57): i cant remember where in england it was
(00:30:05): i wanna say they did a documentary on it though
[email protected] 12:30 am
(00:30:50): um
(00:30:55): are you sure it wasnt a tv show?
(00:30:55): xD
(00:30:59): theres a show a bit like that
alaskapigeon 12:31 am
(00:31:20): maybe
alaskapigeon 12:31 am
(00:31:27): is it on animal planet?
[email protected] 12:31 am
(00:31:46): its on ITV
(00:31:46): xD
(00:31:52): Wild at heart
alaskapigeon 12:31 am
(00:31:55): i have no idea what that is
(00:31:56): yeah
(00:31:58): i think thats it
[email protected] 12:32 am
(00:32:02): It's a tv show
(00:32:03): xD
alaskapigeon 12:32 am
(00:32:05): xD
(00:32:08): No i meant ITV
(00:32:10): ....
(00:32:11): never mind
[email protected] 12:32 am
(00:32:22): Americans: Confusing fiction and fact since 1776
alaskapigeon 12:32 am
(00:32:27): xD
(00:32:32): oh god
(00:32:41): i know

 

Another Alaska special.


alaskapigeon 4:45 am
(04:45:22): it is foolish to think you could solve any major problem with just potatoes
(04:45:24): or at least
(04:45:28): i think thats how it goes
(04:45:31): its been a while
[email protected] 4:45 am
(04:45:34): of course you can
alaskapigeon 4:45 am
(04:45:39): xD
[email protected] 4:45 am
(04:45:52): name a problem that cant be solved with a potato
alaskapigeon 4:46 am
(04:46:33): ummmmmmm
(04:46:39): the war in the middle east?
[email protected] 4:46 am
(04:46:44): give them all potatoes.
[email protected] 4:47 am
(04:47:06): its all the jews fault anyway
alaskapigeon 4:47 am
(04:47:15): xD
[email protected] 4:48 am
(04:48:29): next problem?
alaskapigeon 4:48 am
(04:48:51): ummmmmm
(04:48:53): the fact
(04:49:02): that the chernobyl reactor is still leaking radiation?
[email protected] 4:49 am
(04:49:10): Huge potato in the top.
(04:49:42): next?
alaskapigeon 4:50 am
(04:50:20): xD
(04:50:28): the fact that im horny 24/7
(04:50:30): NO
(04:50:33): DONT SAY IT
(04:50:37): JUST THOUGHT THAT ONETHROUGH

 

alaskapigeon 9:04 pm
(9:04:59 PM): btw
(9:05:00 PM): alaskapigeon 9:04 pm
(9:04:38 PM): dude
(9:04:40 PM): toothpaste lube

(9:04:42 PM): best

(9:04:43 PM): night

(9:04:43 PM): ever

(9:04:45 PM): or worst

(9:04:47 PM): not sure
iamnotyou11 9:04 pm
(9:04:47 PM): Yes
(9:05:05 PM): dont ask
LiftedSkyline 9:05 pm
(9:05:13 PM): Well
(9:05:20 PM): Now you're minty fresh
alaskapigeon 9:05 pm
(9:05:23 PM): xD

LiftedSkyline 9:05 pm
(9:05:23 PM): in all the right places

 

About my wincest ladder.....

alaskapigeon 3:59 pm
(3:59:21 PM): xD
(3:59:24 PM): lemme see
(3:59:51 PM): you dont like near, millie, maverick, KOd, i dont think you like LS
you dont know kitty and ikamazu
(3:59:58 PM): dunno how you feel about scourge or hkim
(4:00:02 PM): i imagine you like monbrey
(4:00:03 PM): xD
JesseJKJesse 4:00 pm
(4:00:24 PM): Jese uses rap powers
(4:00:39 PM): Maverike KOG KO'D
(4:00:42 PM): Jesse*
alaskapigeon 4:00 pm
(4:00:46 PM): xD
(4:00:51 PM): KOG
(4:00:54 PM): nice
(4:00:59 PM): well
(4:01:08 PM): i did put him down as creepy uncle
JesseJKJesse 4:01 pm
(4:01:11 PM): Near millie and LS survive
alaskapigeon 4:01 pm
(4:01:16 PM): xD
alaskapigeon 4:01 pm
(4:01:28 PM): who else survives?
JesseJKJesse 4:01 pm
(4:01:32 PM): kitty and Ikamazu forgot to send KO
alaskapigeon 4:01 pm
(4:01:37 PM): xD
JesseJKJesse 4:02 pm
(4:02:11 PM): Scurage and Hkim use Explosion on near and milli
(4:02:29 PM): Monbrey uses Flamethroew LS KO'd gg
alaskapigeon 4:02 pm
(4:02:48 PM): xD
(4:03:18 PM): so whos left?
(4:03:24 PM): scourge, hkim, and monbrey?
JesseJKJesse 4:03 pm
(4:03:28 PM): no
(4:03:35 PM): they used exlosion
(4:03:42 PM): the kO'd themselvees
(4:03:45 PM): Monbrey won
alaskapigeon 4:03 pm
(4:03:46 PM): xD



EDIT:


alaskapigeon 4:17 pm
(4:17:36 PM): xD
(4:17:44 PM): i cant tell when people are serious anymore
(4:17:52 PM): near fucked up the part of my brain that does that
imsocorn 4:18 pm
(4:18:11 PM): That tends to happen from prolonged exposure to URPGers
alaskapigeon 4:18 pm
(4:18:13 PM): xD
imsocorn 4:18 pm
(4:18:19 PM): somehow URPG attracts like
(4:18:30 PM): the weirdest fucking perverted people on the internt
(4:18:32 PM): *internet
alaskapigeon 4:18 pm
(4:18:36 PM): xD
imsocorn 4:18 pm
(4:18:41 PM): like, per capita, we beat 4chan

I vote that as our new description instead of 'We've got cookies'

 

Feng . 3:52 pm
i think this is the first time people got hooked up via URPG
Pidge 3:53 pm
problem?!!?
Feng . 3:53 pm
we we should privatise urpg
and turn it into a dating sit
!
Pidge 3:53 pm
we already did that
you just werent invited
Feng . 3:53 pm
:-(

 

[12:52] Monbrey: Togekiss uses Extremespeed
[12:52] Monbrey: Ambipom uses Ice Punch, KO's
[12:52] Monbrey: gg
[12:52] Y2Beric: This battle was too close, Ambi only held on with like 2%
[12:52] Monbrey: *18.64%
[12:52] Arceusfan493: gg
[12:53] Arceusfan493: thanks for the battle and thanks for reffing
[12:53] Arceusfan493: the forums aren't working lol
[12:53] Y2Beric: Oh right, ES isn't special

 

Kai trying to guess about something I did with a URPG person that was not....rated PG

dangokai 3:20 pm
(3:20:45 PM): MONBREY
alaskapigeon1 3:20 pm
(3:20:48 PM): nope
(3:20:53 PM):
dangokai 3:20 pm
(3:20:55 PM): erm...
alaskapigeon1 3:20 pm
(3:20:56 PM): IM A CHEATER
(3:20:59 PM): bahahahahahaha
dangokai 3:21 pm
(3:21:08 PM): aw, poor him
(3:21:12 PM): [/sarcasm]
alaskapigeon1 3:21 pm
(3:21:18 PM): xD
(3:21:24 PM): yeah
(3:21:27 PM): you will never guess
alaskapigeon1 3:21 pm
(3:21:31 PM): not in five trillion years
dangokai 3:21 pm
(3:21:31 PM): Kaiser?
alaskapigeon1 3:21 pm
(3:21:35 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
dangokai 3:21 pm
(3:21:46 PM): just naming people on the wincest list
(3:21:47 PM): LS?
(3:21:48 PM): Near?
(3:21:53 PM): Jesse?
(3:21:57 PM): Scourge. Oh, god no
alaskapigeon1 3:22 pm
(3:22:01 PM): ewwwww
dangokai 3:22 pm
(3:22:04 PM): ...
alaskapigeon1 3:22 pm
(3:22:05 PM): IM STRAIGHT FREAK
dangokai 3:22 pm
(3:22:07 PM): I did not just say that
alaskapigeon1 3:22 pm
(3:22:10 PM): xD
dangokai 3:22 pm
(3:22:20 PM): *runs off to corner and hides*

 

I second this. Just saying.

 

EEK.

That was not what it sounded like, I swear.

 

Getting married is a pain,

Spoiler

JesseJKJesse (6:26:15 PM): our trade was approved
MiloticQueen (6:26:46 PM): I know
MiloticQueen (6:26:49 PM): just now
MiloticQueen (6:26:53 PM): that was quick love
JesseJKJesse (6:27:04 PM): i know right
MiloticQueen (6:27:18 PM): it's like we're etting married
MiloticQueen (6:27:23 PM): so and so approved
JesseJKJesse (6:27:37 PM): yeah xD go marry kaiser
JesseJKJesse (6:27:52 PM): i want a divorce
JesseJKJesse (6:27:54 PM): lololol
MiloticQueen (6:28:03 PM): No I dont wanna marry him
MiloticQueen (6:28:11 PM): I want to keep our marriage alive
JesseJKJesse (6:28:19 PM): lololololoolol
MiloticQueen (6:28:27 PM): Nooooo
MiloticQueen (6:28:34 PM): please don leave me
MiloticQueen (6:28:39 PM): we can make this work
JesseJKJesse (6:28:42 PM): meh
MiloticQueen (6:28:46 PM): *begging on her knees*
MiloticQueen (6:29:19 PM): Please don't leave me
JesseJKJesse (6:29:27 PM): ill igve you one more chance XD
MiloticQueen (6:29:30 PM): Yay
MiloticQueen (6:29:38 PM): Ill never have an affair again
JesseJKJesse (6:30:13 PM): YOU HAD AN AFFAIR.
JesseJKJesse (6:30:19 PM): ITS OVER AGAIN. XD
MiloticQueen (6:30:22 PM): Noooo
MiloticQueen (6:30:28 PM): I was joking
MiloticQueen (6:30:30 PM): Please
MiloticQueen (6:30:38 PM): It was a joke to lighten the mood
JesseJKJesse (6:30:40 PM): *moves on to alaska*
MiloticQueen (6:30:44 PM): Noooo
MiloticQueen (6:30:50 PM): My worst nightmare
MiloticQueen (6:31:13 PM): Dumpingme for her
JesseJKJesse (6:31:30 PM): Im not gonna lie, she makes better cookies.
MiloticQueen (6:31:43 PM): WELL I SHAG BETTER xD
JesseJKJesse (6:32:17 PM): you are moving to fast in our relationship, im gonna have to leave. and im taking the kids, i dont want them to live with a sex crazed mother.
MiloticQueen (6:32:24 PM): Noooooo
MiloticQueen (6:32:28 PM): There my kids
MiloticQueen (6:32:49 PM): Plus alaska will cheat on you with monbrey
JesseJKJesse (6:33:21 PM): she will cheat on me with everyone. but not have an AFFAIR.
MiloticQueen (6:33:33 PM): Yes she will
JesseJKJesse (6:33:52 PM): its only an affair when i dont know about it
JesseJKJesse (6:35:10 PM): *begins to cry* I... I. I try so hard, to live with your problems. but you are a sex crazed deviant and I dont need that in my life right now, we can still be friends but I cant be your husband anymore.

​

 

Because Alaska weren't done having these conversations...

alaskapigeon1 9:45 pm
that hella reminds me
my friend was talking to me
and someone mentioned Twilight
and she like, grabbed me
and said
er no wait
shes like
"Do the Twilight thing"
and so I sighed and I'm all
"Fine. Youre skin is ice cold and pale,
You're frightening
Native Americans dont like you"
and she goes
"Say it."
Kai-Mei 9:46 pm
OUT LOUD
alaskapigeon1 9:46 pm
"You are....Michael Jackson"

 

Lolwut. I was bored so...

Synthesis
4:43 am
baddul?
Milotic Queen 4:43 am
huh
Synthesis 4:44 am
battle?
Milotic Queen 4:44 am
with wat love
Synthesis 4:45 am
of course and maybe our pogeymanz
MiloticQueen 4:45 am
huh no i meant your pokemon
Synthesis 4:46 am
yeah, that's what I said, mon amour...
MiloticQueen 4:46 am
sorry who are you love
Synthesis 4:47 am
you're bestest friend, don'cha remember me love? ":
MiloticQueen 4:47 am
sorry forgot love
MiloticQueen 4:47 am
i dont think we've talked in ages
Synthesis 4:48 am
It was 12 minutes ago exactly. I kept track of how long it would take before my love replied
BUT I'M NOT A STALKER,... unlesss you want me to be
so... what'cha wearing..?
xDDD
jk
don't tell me
MiloticQueen 4:49 am
wait tell me who you are love
Synthesis 4:49 am
remeber what happened last time
MiloticQueen 4:49 am
i seriousle cant remember
Synthesis 4:49 am
why are you calling me love, unless we're destined to be...
EASY TIGER
MiloticQueen 4:50 am
oh sorry I always say love
I say it cos a lot of people from where I am say it
Just tell me who you are again I really have forgotten
Synthesis 4:51 am
Oh, I thought you say it cause you love me
MiloticQueen 4:51 am
Oh sorry no
Synthesis 4:51 am
YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ME?!?
MiloticQueen 4:51 am
a lot of people say that
Synthesis 4:51 am
THAT'S IT WE'RE OVER!

MiloticQueen 4:51 am
No I don't love
MiloticQueen 4:52 am
Sorry love but we were never together
Synthesis 4:52 am
YES WE WERE
MiloticQueen 4:52 am
No love i dont even know who you are
Synthesis 4:52 am
that's not you were saying last night
MiloticQueen 4:53 am
what
Synthesis 4:53 am
The nerve of you
MiloticQueen 4:53 am
huh
Synthesis 4:53 am
oh don't act all innocent!
MiloticQueen4:53 am
tell me who you are
Then I can remember you
Synthesis 4:53 am
that's the last straw, I'm leaving you for good
Don't say anything
just don't
MiloticQueen 4:54 am
ok well we were never together
Synthesis 4:54 am
I bid you good day!
MiloticQueen 4:54 am
ok good day to you love
*seriously Idk who you are-
when I explained I was joking later on she didn't believe me an started bitchin' to WTP. Lmao.

 

New rule: One quote per week. :XD: