The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

hkimf
Out of our new sections heads, which aren't URPg mods?

12:44 AM Ash K.
Smiles and me

12:44 AM hkimf
Whoa Ash, you're not a mod?

12:44 AM hkimf
Weird.

12:44 AM Ash K.
I’m an Official, have been for all 6 months of my staff service

12:44 AM hkimf
Sometimes I feel you've been around forever.

12:45 AM Ash K.
I’ve been here almost five years

12:45 AM Ash K.
Feels like forever to me too

12:45 AM hkimf
lol

12:46 AM iluvhim4eveh
pffffffffffffft.

12:46 AM hkimf
Do you have mod powers over Contests?

12:46 AM Ash K.
Yes, Battles and Contests on all forums

12:46 AM iluvhim4eveh
"ash can you do this official kinda thing?" "no, i'm not one"

12:46 AM iluvhim4eveh
suddenly ash is official and "whoa, ash you're not a mod."

 

monbrey 4:27 pm
Go for me Im easy


you heard him, ladies.

 

Goodra's getting it on.

Attract, Goodra is all loved up
Goodra 100% [ <3 ] | Wailord 45.59%

Prince Vultan 10:25 pm
Goodra...
//roll-dice1-sides100

[Battle] 10:25 pm
prince_vultan rolled 1 100-sided die: 69

Truly An Cat 10:25 pm
ffffffffff

"mewashmew" Swifty 10:25 pm
lol appropriate

Prince Vultan 10:25 pm
Perfect number for this
Uses Power Whip

"mewashmew" Swifty 10:25 pm
inb4 miss

Prince Vultan 10:25 pm
//roll-dice1-sides100

[Battle] 10:25 pm
prince_vultan rolled 1 100-sided die: 69

"mewashmew" Swifty 10:26 pm
lmaooooo

Prince Vultan 10:26 pm
Doubly perfect
Hits, KOs

 

@Nitro;

("cerulean gym" nitrourpg) swift you watch adventure time right
6:58 ("monbrey" swiftgallade46) yaaaasss adventure time
6:58 ("cerulean gym" nitrourpg) ok because
6:58 ("monbrey" swiftgallade46) best show to watch while high
6:58 ("cerulean gym" nitrourpg) one time i got high with my roommate and she showed me this one episode
6:58 ("cerulean gym" nitrourpg) it was the food cycle bird worm one
6:59 ("cerulean gym" nitrourpg) that's it
6:59 ("cerulean gym" nitrourpg) that's the story

 

Sleep Talk shenanigans. I. AM. GAWD.

Elysia 1:01 pm
let's, uh, risk the defog again ._.
if I get snatch you're a god

Sleep Talk
//roll-dice1-sides30

[Battle 4] 1:02 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 30-sided die: 30

swiftgallade 46 1:02 pm
lol
LMAOOOO

Elysia 1:02 pm
gg world
gg

Elysia 1:02 pm
gg so much
all hail swift
you are a god

swiftgallade 46 1:03 pm
Snatch
Dragon Dance
Snatched

 

URPG Mondays everyone:

Syn Thesis 9:24 pm
it was silent here for literally like 15 hours

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles" EmpireCrusher 9:24 pm
^

"Two things are infinite Einstein" Ash K. 9:24 pm
Mondays are not usually the best day

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles" EmpireCrusher 9:24 pm
also you mean figuratively

Syn Thesis 9:24 pm
no i mean whatever i want

"Two things are infinite Einstein" Ash K. 9:25 pm
No, it literally was 16 hours with only a handful of message
s

Syn Thesis 9:25 pm
think i prefer the silence tbh

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles" EmpireCrusher 9:25 pm
literally is used for something that is real; figuratively is used for expressions or exagerations

"Two things are infinite Einstein" Ash K. 9:25 pm
I like it when there’s some people so it’s not boring, but not enough to feel overwhelmed with the crowd/messages

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles" EmpireCrusher 9:25 pm
it was silent here for figuratively like 15 hours

"Two things are infinite Einstein" Ash K. 9:26 pm
No, literally is correct
It literally was 15 hours

Syn Thesis 9:26 pm
omg
who cares

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles" EmpireCrusher 9:26 pm
i CARe
i didn't hold shift long enough :-(

"Two things are infinite Einstein" Ash K. 9:27 pm
“Literally silent for 15 hours” would be wrong because it was just a tad shy of being completely silent and in that case the literal is applying to the silence. “silent for literally 15 hours” is correct because it was literally 15 hours that is being discussed and it was actually 15 hours.

 

"Two things are infinite Einstein" Ash K. 11:06 pm
I meant Cacturne and Shiftry being more scared of Bug/Dairy than of Heracross

HKimF 11:06 pm
Okay, I'll allow Husnain as a WC for all gyms.

ATLiam 11:06 pm
oooh

ATLiam 11:06 pm
then no I guess not lol

monbrey 11:06 pm
Cacturne and Shifty are lactose intolerant?

 

monbrey 10:34 pm
So I alone am more popular than the entirety of PWN

You heard it here, folks.

 

In a battle Swift was reffing...

"mewashmew"swiftgallade46
sorry about that guys

9:35 PM "mewashmew"swiftgallade46
got a phone call

9:35 PMAsh K.
It’s okay, the battle’s over

9:35 PM "mewashmew"swiftgallade46
oh lol

9:35 PM "mewashmew"swiftgallade46
gg

 

Happy Anniversary BMG URPG!

Spoiler

"urpgchat"gurussonpman
I'm pretty sure my quiz was gen 3 rules lol

11:53 PM Ash K.
Nah, BMG expansion was gen 4

11:53 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
might have barely been gen 4

11:53 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
gen 4 rules it is then

11:53 PM Ash K.
HGSS was already out

11:53 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
pretty sure 20111 was gen 4 lol

11:53 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
2011

11:54 PM John Paul
20111 will be like Gen M

11:54 PM Ash K.
HGSS had just come out like a month before the expansion

11:54 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Oh yeah, I came to BMG 3 days before URPG because of HGSS now tht I think about it

11:54 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
gen 3 ended after 2006

11:54 PM Ash K.
2011 was gen 5 lol

11:54 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
yeah

11:54 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Did I join in 2010?

11:54 PM Ash K.
BW released in March 2011

11:54 PM John Paul
Wow that long ago?

11:54 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Are we gen 6 now?

11:54 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
yes

11:54 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
wow

11:54 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
actually

11:54 PM John Paul
It does not seem like 4 years ago

11:54 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
we're like

11:54 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
gen 6.5

11:55 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
because

11:55 PM Ash K.
Dojo league was May 2010-March 2011

11:55 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
ORAS wasn't patched for X/Y

11:55 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
but it introduced new Megas and crap

11:55 PM Ash K.
Also, tomorrow is the five year anniversary of BMG expansion!

11:55 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Wow...

11:55 PM hkimf
Has it really been 5 years?

11:55 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
=-O

11:55 PM John Paul
Wow

11:55 PM Ash K.
April 15, 2010

11:55 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Holy crap...

11:55 PM "kitten"iluvhim4eveh
tomorrow is wednesday

11:55 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
I started URPGing 5 years ago tomorrow then...

11:56 PM Ash K.
Friday is my five year anniversary in URPG

11:56 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Holy shit, today is April 15 2015, 1:56pm

11:56 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
right now

11:56 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
for me

11:56 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
lol

11:56 PM Ash K.
Stop living in the future!

11:56 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
you came back on your anniversary

11:56 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
by coincidence

11:56 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
gfg

11:56 PM Ash K.
lol

11:56 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
Complete fluke

11:56 PM dismssngrsux
kim is like that guy who forgets his marriage anniversary

11:56 PM Ash K.
Hi Jack

11:56 PM Ash K.
Lurking as always, I see

11:56 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
We need to do a BMG expansion FFA

11:57 PM John Paul
lol, at both Pman and Jack

11:57 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
With some special rule about expanding something

11:57 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
I would but it's like midnight

11:57 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
so naw

11:57 PM John Paul
Not now, tomorrow : P

11:57 PM "urpgchat"gurussonpman
I meant tomorrow US time

11:57 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
in 4 minutes

11:57 PM "monbrey"swiftgallade46
?

 

Jack trolling as always.



DarknessRuler88 9:39 pm
jack doesn't really count because he comes and goes and is really never around so ha!

dismssngrsux 9:39 pm
i know right

 

this happened:

Sableye snaps out of confusion
and uses Metronome
//roll-dice1-sides613

[FFA] 1:22 am
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 613-sided die: 462

swiftgallade 46 1:22 am
LMAOOOO
Self Destruct
//roll-dice1-sides5

[FFA] 1:23 am
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 5-sided die: 3

swiftgallade 46 1:23 am
lmaoooooooooooo
on Drifblim

"WinterVines" mewashmew 1:23 am
Phone is dying anyways, bye

swiftgallade 46 1:23 am
immune
Ash K. out 6th gg

 

relationship goals

Elysia 11:29 pm
swift bby

swiftgallade 46 11:30 pm
yes
yes my love

Elysia 11:31 pm
hi

swiftgallade 46 11:34 pm
you say the most romantic things

Elysia 11:34 pm
your farts make me keen over in passion

swiftgallade 46 11:35 pm
ooooh baby

 

Bringing this thread back to life with this gem (lolgeddit? puns.)

Gym Leader Liam 11:37 pm
Neon placed the Thunder Stone next to the Poison Gem in his bag and continued for one last dig

Gym Leader Liam 11:38 pm
it was getting late and he needed to set up camp still before nightfall
He found another good patch of dirt
this one felt like a winner for sure!
//roll-dice1-sides100

[URPG Chat] 11:38 pm
liamacetrainer rolled 1 100-sided die: 2

Elysia 11:38 pm
damn

Gym Leader Liam 11:38 pm
He found nothing!

Elysia 11:38 pm
nailed it lol

WinterVines 11:39 pm
XD

Elysia 11:39 pm
10/10 narration would do again

WinterVines 11:39 pm
ah well. he can redig again at least? if hes determine!

"Rock Dojo Sensei" Corsair Banditos 11:39 pm
I also just posted while you are up please human liam friend pal buddy

"XenonSilicaURPG" Rogue Operative 11:39 pm
This was literally my bestime story
*bedtime
Way to make it anticlimactic Liam

Elysia 11:40 pm
the suspense tho

Gym Leader Liam 11:40 pm
Neon has never felt so defeated by anything like this before




It was also by bestime story ever.

 

Everybody's favorite Mexican Sootopolis Gym Leader

[Battle 2]: (iluvhim4eveh) we fite here
[Battle 2]: (seppe_vega) ok
[Battle 2]: (imperialpineaple) Hi, I'm uhhh Wallace
[Battle 2]: (imperialpineaple) Water pkmn are beautiful
[Battle 2]: (imperialpineaple) Something something something
[Battle 2]: (iamnotme11) nah. your not
[Battle 2]: (imperialpineaple) Prepare to battle
[Battle 2]: (iamnotme11) You're Juan
[Battle 2]: (imperialpineaple) Racist.

 

Our new chat mechanism is already plotting against us...

 

It's also pretty sassy and I like it.

 

Oh yeah, AIM is still a thing.

"mewtwogarymewtwo" Monbrey 4:36 am
ANYONE NOT ON DISCORD YET?

Big Daddy V 4:36 am
Some nubs

"TeamCommBa" Neon 4:36 am
Gun6 will forever be lost
in the sands of time

"mewtwogarymewtwo" Monbrey 4:43 am
I sent out some PMs

Big Daddy V 4:44 am
When gun actually becomes active
It'll be like Fallout
Wondering where the hell everyone is

"mewtwogarymewtwo" Monbrey 4:44 am
WHERE IS MY SON SEAN
Oh nevermind, a new settlement needs my help?
Yeah my lost son and avenging my dead wife isnt that important

gun6gun6 7:36 am
shh

 

Spoiler

Bots are getting too smart for their own good.