The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

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A Tax Evading Panda Chicken

--Vultan, on Discord
1/21/2016

(Edit: He then changed to Tax Evading Panda Chicken)

 

Liam-Today at 7:10 PM

I'd do male vaporeon

 

Soaringdylan - Today at 5:49 PM
!d 0, 44
URPG Dicebot - Today at 5:49 PM
Soaringdylan rolled the same number of dice as they have friends.
Soaringdylan - Today at 5:49 PM
LMAO
JacenBoy - Today at 5:49 PM
lol
Johnbdm - Today at 5:49 PM
hue
huehuehue
JacenBoy - Today at 5:49 PM
Okay, that's awsome
Johnbdm - Today at 5:50 PM
Props to monbrey

Easter Eggs are wonderful.

 

nooblysia strikes again

swiftgallade46-Today at 9:32 PM
idt water or flying got very much

Elysia-Today at 9:32 PM
flying got volc?

Ebail-Today at 9:32 PM
Flying use to get Scizor I remember then they took that away

Elysia-Today at 9:32 PM
idr what the final solutions were

Nitro-Today at 9:32 PM
flying got volc and a bunch of crappy bugs

swiftgallade46-Today at 9:32 PM
idt we gave Scizor back

Nitro-Today at 9:32 PM
volc's kinda crappy too
would not use

Ash K.-Today at 9:33 PM
We did not get Scizor back

swiftgallade46-Today at 9:33 PM
Volc is double rock weak
maybe they got Flygon back

Elysia-Today at 9:33 PM
Volcarona, Scizor, Venomoth, Dustox, Mew, Beedrill, Hydreigon, Flygon, Pinsir

Ash K.-Today at 9:33 PM
Flygon, yeah

Nitro-Today at 9:33 PM
Mew is a flying WC?

Elysia-Today at 9:33 PM
mfw not very much

Nitro-Today at 9:33 PM
wow!!

Elysia-Today at 9:33 PM
or is this joke thread

Ash K.-Today at 9:33 PM
Elysia
It has Mew in it


Elysia-Today at 9:33 PM
why do we have names that are so misleading

swiftgallade46-Today at 9:33 PM
lol that was a joke

Nitro-Today at 9:33 PM
lol

Elysia-Today at 9:33 PM
hmmmm the all caps FINAL should've also been a hint
I've been up since 6 okay

 

swiftgallade46 - Today at 11:00 PM
if u forfeit now it's a 5v5, is that alright with you?
Imperial (Xali) - Today at 11:00 PM
Idc
Ebail - Today at 11:00 PM
Implying I'm active enough to care

Story of urpg life basically

 

nvr forget

URPG Dicebot-Today at 3:01 PM
Soulmaster rolled 1

Morru-Today at 3:01 PM
its so float stone

Soulmaster-Today at 3:01 PM
It is

Dash-Today at 3:01 PM
lmao

Morru-Today at 3:01 PM
...

Dash-Today at 3:01 PM
omg morru

Soulmaster-Today at 3:02 PM
No joke it actually is

Morru-Today at 3:02 PM
pls tell me youre kidding

Dash-Today at 3:02 PM
you and jack need to stop reading the underground

Morru-Today at 3:02 PM
FUCK
mfw ive been calling this earlier
and just then

swiftgallade46-Today at 3:03 PM
also lmao
@ Morru

Morru-Today at 3:03 PM
ive been rolled this like 3 times now
sob

swiftgallade46-Today at 3:04 PM
Morru - Today at 2:11 PM with my luck with ug ill just get float stones

Morru-Today at 3:04 PM
t i l t e d
i bet im the only one with multiples lol

WinterVines-Today at 3:06 PM
youd lose that bet morru likely

Morru-Today at 3:06 PM
right
im probs the only one to actually own one probs
Float Stone UFT

Airik-Today at 3:10 PM
lol

swiftgallade46-Today at 3:11 PM

I'll trade u a Shoal Salt

Morru-Today at 3:13 PM
ive got plenty salt rn thanks :b

 

Elysia - Today at 6:15 PM
vacuuming with my dog is the best thing ever

Elysia - Today at 6:16 PM
am I a terrible person for pretending that the vacuum is killing my face just to watch her freak out

Ebail - Today at 6:16 PM
Yeah probably Ely

Elysia - Today at 6:16 PM
"DOG, SAVE ME"

Elysia - Today at 6:16 PM
>dog faces moral conundrum between crippling fear of vacuum cleaner and saving me

WinterVines - Today at 6:17 PM
aww hes trying to help you elysia

Elysia - Today at 6:17 PM
okay fine I'm a terrible person fair enough

WinterVines - Today at 6:17 PM
a cat would not try to help
they'd be like peace out sucka

Ebail - Today at 6:18 PM
Just do what I do
I'll shove a brother, so he shoves me back then watch my dog try to attack them cause he thinks I need help

WinterVines - Today at 6:18 PM
XD
thats adorbs
doesn't matter who shot first to the dog

Ebail - Today at 6:19 PM
I say he only wants me to be okay
Cause I'm his meal ticket since I'm the one who feeds him haha(edited)

Elysia - Today at 6:20 PM
lol ebail
Dog loves most of my family members equally
I raised her and everything but my sister gave her a piece of banana once and it was gg

WinterVines - Today at 6:20 PM
what a fairweather fan

Ebail - Today at 6:21 PM
Yeah dogs are easily bribed
Give mine a piece of cheese and you'll see him by your feet for 45 minutes

Elysia - Today at 6:21 PM
I ate a cookie two hours ago and Dog is still here lel

Ebail - Today at 6:22 PM
This is how my dog acts
Just a second to get the picture

Ebail - Today at 6:24 PM
Had to reupload it
He likes to think he's a person
What? : Photo
Post anything (from anywhere!), customize everything, and find and follow what you love. Create your own Tumblr blog today.

Elysia - Today at 6:25 PM
AHHHHH THAT'S ADORABLE

WinterVines - Today at 6:25 PM
n'aaawwwwww

Ebail - Today at 6:26 PM
Yeah he loves to sleep on the dining room chairs and some how find his way sitting up
Probably cause he was born tailless

Elysia - Today at 6:27 PM
he looks so perplexed
and sad haha
"I am in this chair but I still do not have the cheese"(edited)

Just talk about dogs. It's a fun thing to do filler removed that was in between

 

riggidy rekt

Elysia-Today at 12:28 AM
no the best is when you say completely stupid shit in a real conversation and people nod along because you say it with complete conviction
and then the looks on their faces as they realize

swiftgallade46-Today at 12:29 AM
oh btw Elysia are you or Felly getting the new dark gym from Alola

Elysia-Today at 12:29 AM
wait whaaaaat
were there new leaks

swiftgallade46-Today at 12:29 AM
yeah

Elysia-Today at 12:29 AM
links plox

Morru-Today at 12:30 AM
d4nkgym.com


EDIT: back 2 back

Elysia-Today at 12:48 AM
all this stuff is gonna go down in vein
hmmmm that's more of a drug pun

swiftgallade46-Today at 12:48 AM
better weed all of those out

Elysia-Today at 12:48 AM
we did weed already

Fierce Deity (neoslayer93)-Today at 12:48 AM
did someone say weed

swiftgallade46-Today at 12:48 AM
lmao

Morru-Today at 12:48 AM
lol

Elysia-Today at 12:48 AM
mmmm not even gonna edit that one

 

ok first post in 3 years



swiftgallade46- Today at 1:18 AM
caught it in one ball too

 

here's another one i'm on a roll


[DLG] Chub and Tucker- Today at 8:07 PM
I hit you with the tip.. ;-;

 

I think we've broken PV

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The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
Sorting sends
21 sends is plenty lmao

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
lmao

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
M O R E

Morru - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
lol
gg mikey

Felly - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
rip mikey

Bayzeast - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
NOOO!!!

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:30 PM
rip bayzeast =/

Morru - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
pv let bayz in ;-;

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
come on pv ;-;

Felly - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
22 means more money 4 u

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
Send before the list goes up

bluetowel - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
How to get more sends when hosting FFA: Start

Felly - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
tru

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
TRU

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:31 PM
i.e. Send really really fast right now

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The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:33 PM
Ok.
Here goes.

LC | Ref, Judge and Grader - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
Will there be an FFA?

Morru - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
rip LC

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
SEND U FOOL
NOW
CHOP CHOP

LC | Ref, Judge and Grader - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
To who?

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
artist

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
VULTAN

Morru - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
PV
LC PLS

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
JULIO SPECIAL RULE CP PLS

Morru - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
QUIT SKEDADDLIN

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
he Artist... | Very Lazy Ref - Today at 4:17 PM
Special Rule: You may change 1 of your Pokemon's types with send. Single type mon still only have 1 type. Eg. Fire/Dragon Charizard, Flying Tauros

Felly - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
lmao
fucking rip

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:34 PM
JFC

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
LOLOLOL

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO POST IT

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
lol

Morru - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
inb4 mikey gets on

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
THIS CHAT

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
DO IT LC

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:35 PM
FINE LC

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Initial send list went up not long after this. Initial first turn send time was :50.

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The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:40 PM
What's the Over/Under on Turn 1 deaths?

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:40 PM
you DID send a different type, right, Henry?

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
I hate you all

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
who knows

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
0 tbh

syndasis - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
wow rude

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
we might start another ffa

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
Everyone'll sub

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
ash pls

Felly - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
well, when mikey shows up, we'll have ash's pair

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
Please Ash, please don't do it to me
23 sends already

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
nahhh make it 25

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:41 PM
You're the one who started without me

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
send ash
do ittt

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
but plz no ray or mew

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
yeah send in the clefable instead

bluetowel - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
water dragon rayquaza

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
What are rules, anyways?

syndasis - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
send in death

Elrond - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
WE WANT ASH
WE WANT ASH

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
1 clefable is more than enough tbh

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
WE WANT ASH

Morru - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
WE WANT TO PILE ASH

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
WE WANT ASH

Morru - Yesterday at 4:42 PM
o

LC | Ref, Judge and Grader - Yesterday at 4:43 PM
Type change @⚔ Ash K. ⚔

Morru - Yesterday at 4:43 PM
wrong cp

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:43 PM
TRU

Morru - Yesterday at 4:43 PM
mb

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:43 PM
he Artist... | Very Lazy Ref - Today at 4:17 PM
Special Rule: You may change 1 of your Pokemon's types with send. Single type mon still only have 1 type. Eg. Fire/Dragon Charizard, Flying Tauros

Elysia - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
Oh is there ffa

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
LMAO

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
LOL

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
OH CHRIST

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
Be number 25

Elysia - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
Squaaaad

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
Elysia + Ash, you can both send if you really want

Soulmaster - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
13 more to beat the record

Elrond - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
I think we need an extra bonus for hitting 25

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:44 PM
It gives a 50/50 mystery chance

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DarknessRuler - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
am i late?

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
HI DR

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
OH GOD

Xᵄlᴉ - Not a Ref - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
yes

Morru - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
LOL

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
LMFAO

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
WHYYYY

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
lol

Elysia - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
Lol

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
I LOVE THIS

LC | Ref, Judge and Grader - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
Lol

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
JOIN

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
I'm dying right now

Odd Hen - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
hshs

DarknessRuler - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
am i really?!

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
BE #26

Xᵄlᴉ - Not a Ref - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
no

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
JOIN U FOOL

Xᵄlᴉ - Not a Ref - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
Be 26

Morru - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
@HKim pls send

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
Fine, DR you can send

Elrond - Yesterday at 4:46 PM
This kills the PV

DarknessRuler - Yesterday at 4:47 PM
sweet!

Odd Hen - Yesterday at 4:47 PM
THIS IS CHAOS

Felly - Yesterday at 4:47 PM
lol rip

DarknessRuler - Yesterday at 4:47 PM
rules?

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:47 PM
We're never gonna start this thing lol

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The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
Send #26 is inbound
OH GOD
DAMNIT SWIFT

Morru - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
LOL

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
LOLOLOL

LC | Ref, Judge and Grader - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
Lol

swiftgallade46 - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
you know that at least 5 of those people are not going to send for turn 1

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
ROFL

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
I SEE YOU TYPOING

Felly - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
LOL

JacenBoy - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
LOL

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
lol

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
You can be #27 if you want

swiftgallade46 - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
It's ok I'm not joining

The Artist... | I Hate FFAs - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
OH THANK GOD

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:49 PM
NO YOU ARE

Dash - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
I TITLE THIS FFA
THE DEATH OF THE ARTIST

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
^^^

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
RIP

Elrond - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
FUCK I LOVE THAT

Morru - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
2soon

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
The dead ref formerly known as The Artist formerly known as Prince Vultan

Soulmaster - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
Aww comeon Swifty, get that easy 5k for sending

juliorain | Curator - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
The PICTURE OF THE ARTIST VULTAN BEFORE HE DIED

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
WE WANT SWIFT

swiftgallade46 - Yesterday at 4:50 PM
since when is it 5k ?_?

Felly - Yesterday at 4:51 PM
because we have over 18

⚔ Ash K. ⚔ - Yesterday at 4:51 PM
FFA Weekend on a huge FFA

LC | Ref, Judge and Grader - Yesterday at 4:51 PM
FFA Friday bonus

Johnbdm - Yesterday at 4:51 PM
W E W A N T S W I F T

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8 hours of FFA chaos ensued. gg Vultan.

 

Fierce Deity (neoslayer93)- Today at 12:52 AM

im moist


Smiles- Today at 12:52 AM

LOOOOOOOL OMG SAME

 

In PMs, after I said legends only FFA, no rentals in response to people asking for an FFA...

Johnbdm - Today at 1:54 PM
totally legit rayquaza m contrary
Ash K. - Today at 1:56 PM
I'll need to see some proof of ownership
Johnbdm - Today at 1:57 PM
yes well

this is a rayquaza
and it is mine
Ash K. - Today at 1:58 PM
If it's a Rayquaza, it won't mind getting hit by a bunch of Bug and Fire type moves then
Johnbdm - Today at 1:59 PM
WELL YOU SEE
it's allergic
to bad types
Ash K. - Today at 1:59 PM
So it won't mind getting hit by a bunch of Fire type moves then
Johnbdm - Today at 1:59 PM
WELL YOU SEE
it's allergic
to bad types
Ash K. - Today at 1:59 PM
So it won't mind getting hit by a bunch of Fire type moves then
Johnbdm - Today at 1:59 PM
WELL YOU SEE
it's allergic
Johnbdm - Today at 2:00 PM
to bad types
Ash K. - Today at 2:00 PM
So it won't mind getting hit by a bunch of Fire type moves then
Johnbdm - Today at 2:00 PM
WELL YOU SEE
it's allergic
to bad types
Ash K. - Today at 2:00 PM
So it won't mind getting hit by a bunch of Fire type moves then
Johnbdm - Today at 2:00 PM
nope go ahead

 

juliorain| Delibirds of Doom - Today at 2:29 AM
It hits hard and fast.. Just the way I like it lmao


TMI brah

 

Nitro- Today at 12:39 AM

weezing f baby the f stands for fuchsia

 

Seppe-Today at 9:51 PM

no burn


Togekiss uses Nasty Plot


Clefable uses Reflect


Slowking uses Psyshock on Clefable


but before Slowking moved, Electivire used Ice Punch on Garchomp


which was protected


Togepi uses Soft-Boiled


swiftgallade46-Today at 9:54 PM

the fact that


it boils itself


to heal


.__.


Mikey57-Today at 9:54 PM

Its just hot tbh


juliorain-Today at 9:54 PM


quoting


Seppe-Today at 9:54 PM

tfw mikeys attracted to young eggs


swiftgallade46-Today at 9:54 PM

Mikey we frown upon that here

 

when you confuse friend codes with phone numbers

swiftgallade46-Today at 2:49 AM
anyway whats your FC
not going to disagree =P


Nitro-Today at 2:49 AM
4523-2434-9824


Elysia-Today at 2:50 AM
Lmao
Time to text nitro
/shot
/s


Nitro-Today at 2:50 AM
yeah text my FC


swiftgallade46-Today at 2:50 AM
lmao Ely

 

If this is gen 7, I'm happy sticking with gen 6 tyvm

Elysia - Today at 10:55 PM
someone ask about gen vii
just do it
jk do it in a little bit
rip

The Artist... - Today at 10:55 PM
HEY ELYSIA

Elrond - Today at 10:55 PM
Is Gen 7 ready?

Magikchicken - Today at 10:55 PM
@DarknessRuler you could flood the raffle

Elrond - Today at 10:55 PM
:}

The Artist... - Today at 10:55 PM
WHEN ARE WE GETTING
THE SUN

Elysia - Today at 10:55 PM
fuq me

Elrond - Today at 10:55 PM
no

The Artist... - Today at 10:55 PM
CAUSE RIGHT NOW I SEE A MOON

DarknessRuler - Today at 10:55 PM
no because they wont release it!

Elrond - Today at 10:55 PM
taken sry

Elysia - Today at 10:55 PM
takesies backsies

The Artist... - Today at 10:55 PM
AND ITS CREEPIN ME OUT

DarknessRuler - Today at 10:56 PM
actually i don't want to flood it. i'm not interested in the major 1

Magikchicken - Today at 10:56 PM
Does it have a huge face and does it slowly growing closer @The Artist... ?

The Artist... - Today at 10:56 PM
No

Magikchicken - Today at 10:56 PM
then it's not creeping you out as much as it could
Be thankful
B e v e r y t h a n k f u l

Menegoth - Today at 10:57 PM

 

Ataro-Today at 12:03 AM
go Porygon-Z (G, Adaptability) @ Choice Scarf


juliorain | Delibirds of Doom-Today at 12:04 AM
hmm
ugh need uturn for gren(edited)
I'll switch to....
Aiment Magnezone w/ no item
and
Sturdy


Ataro-Today at 12:12 AM
ill give you an item!
Trick MT


swiftgallade46-Today at 12:12 AM
ok I Iol'd


WinterVines-Today at 12:12 AM
what a nice guy
that ataro


Ataro-Today at 12:12 AM
ikr