The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

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Best part about this is that I just noticed Pin Missile is 95% Accuracy and rolled a 94.

 

I call biased reffing of all four refs mentioned in the first quote!!! =P

 

Felly Felly 10:54 pm
gg 4 refs in a room & none of us realize pin missile actually hit


Ash brought this gem to my attention.

 

DarknessRuler
big pearl...bring me anything? i hope at least a refund
12:18 PMSLCalamity01
7.5k
12:18 PMDarknessRuler
woot!
12:18 PMSLCalamity01
i'll post when pxr/my internet stops sucking
12:18 PMDarknessRuler
good luck with that. it takes after the user
12:18 PMSLCalamity01
;-;
12:18 PMWinterVines
lol
12:18 PMSLCalamity01
don't make me reroll you a broken pick :<
12:18 PMDarknessRuler
i say that with love slc. keep that in mind

 

Idl how to put the times in I just copy-pasted

togekiss uses metronome
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
Lapras again
ffa with fries's iconffa with fries
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 610-sided die: 252
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
Horn Drill. Prohibited.
Ash K.'s iconAsh K.
lol, Horn Drill
7 mins ago
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
Ludicolo uses Seed Bomb on Lanturn
Ash K.'s iconAsh K.
Uh, no OHKO Clause in rules that I see
WinterVines's iconWinterVines
usually ohko is allowed
Kyle Zephyr's iconKyle Zephyr
lololol
WinterVines's iconWinterVines
at least in most that is ee
Prince Vultan's iconPrince Vultan
OH BOY
Ash K.'s iconAsh K.
FFA
Revolution
No Helds
No Sleep Moves (Barring Rest)
Evasion Clause
Accuracy Clause
Perish Song Fails
Hit All - Hit One
Imprison Fails
Encore Fails
Redirects off
Illusion Pokémon disguises as a random Pokémon from the dex
Imposter, Download, and Intimidate select a random participating Pokémon
Not sending or forfeiting results in KO at the beginning of the turn
Special Rule: At any time instead of moving, you may steal an opponent's Ability or stat rises. Your own Ability/Stat rises will be overwritten, and the target's ability will be nullified until they steal it back or steal one from someone else
Kyle Zephyr's iconKyle Zephyr
Jesus christ
Prince Vultan's iconPrince Vultan
THIS COULD BE FUN
Ash K.'s iconAsh K.
Someone see it in there that I'm missing?
Kyle Zephyr's iconKyle Zephyr
Nope
The Nonexistent Tazz's iconThe Nonexistent Tazz
THIS IS GOING TO CRAZY!!!!
Felly Felly's iconFelly Felly
OH SHIT
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
wat
Prince Vultan's iconPrince Vultan
inb4 hits a sub
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
holy shit fuck
DarknessRuler88's iconDarknessRuler88
boy. that Electivire is a dick
6 mins ago
The Nonexistent Tazz's iconThe Nonexistent Tazz
TOGEKISS USES HORN DRILL.
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
OH FUCK
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
I have literally been using these same rules for so long...
damn
Prince Vultan's iconPrince Vultan
I hope it's not a male Togekiss
CommanderBadass1's iconCommanderBadass1
It's only 30% chance, calm down everyone
Prince Vultan's iconPrince Vultan
Nudge Nudge, wink wink, say no more
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
Well who did it hit
Felly Felly's iconFelly Felly
why have we never noticed this before xD
The Nonexistent Tazz's iconThe Nonexistent Tazz
Is the Togekiss a man?!
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
ok well either this will miss or someone will be very angry
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
Or not hit
Ash K.'s iconAsh K.
Or just break a sub
Kyle Zephyr's iconKyle Zephyr
^
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
SHUSH THIS IS THE PART WHERE I MIGHT ROLL SOMEONE'S DOOM
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
eeep
Kyle Zephyr's iconKyle Zephyr
lawl
5 mins ago
ffa with fries's iconffa with fries
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 10-sided die: 4
swiftgallade46's iconswiftgallade46
electivire
DarknessRuler88's iconDarknessRuler88
XX
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
WOO
Kyle Zephyr's iconKyle Zephyr
inb4 mewtwo
DarknessRuler88's iconDarknessRuler88
XD*
Peaceful Giraffe's icon
NOT ME
ffa with fries's iconffa with fries
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 100-sided die: 43
Prince Vultan's iconPrince Vultan
Awwww
Maxie the Weavile's iconMaxie the Weavile
Karma

 

DarknessRuler
that was awesome
8:26 PM"duedocsil"mewalcadiesmew
Yay money that now needs fixing
8:26 PMDarknessRuler
win or lose that was good
8:26 [email protected]
Well that was tring
8:26 PMPeaceful Giraffe
Fun
8:26 PM"derptreemasterrace"swiftgallade46
and you guys were all "Aww we wont win!"
8:26 [email protected]
Very incest
8:26 [email protected]
WAIT
8:26 PMDarknessRuler
lmfao
8:26 PM"derptreemasterrace"swiftgallade46
lolwat
8:26 [email protected]
Intends
8:26 PMDarknessRuler
joltik...just stop
8:26 PMMaxie the Weavile
XD
8:26 PM"derptreemasterrace"swiftgallade46
loling
8:26 [email protected]
FOILED BY MY OWN SPELLING

8:26 PMPeaceful Giraffe
lol

 

Hannah Warder 11:43 pm
it is okay swift do not worry
everyone makes mistakes everyone has those days!

swiftgallade46 11:43 pm
omigawd
Hannah....
Montana?!
it all makes sense now!

Hannah Warder 11:43 pm


a.sky.lark 11:43 pm
gasp
That's why she has that mask

#URPGtwerkteam

 

Battle 6 ?

By Zekrom25

 

ST on Facebook:

Been hanging out with this girl a lot
And just as I'm about to tell her I really like her and ask her out
You know what she tells me?
How she's only into women.

 

SWIFT SO MEAN. Prob the best burn i've seen in a long time!

Zekrom 25 1:55 am
Marrill is better also

The Nonexistent Tazz 1:55 am
Dude.
Azumarill.

"Banana Slakoth Leader" swiftgallade46 1:56 am
Zekrom please know what youre talking about before you spout nonsense

DarknessRuler88 1:56 am
i got dedenne b/c i actually happen to like it, shitty or not. so honestly, ur wasting ur time and breath
or muscle i guess..

The Nonexistent Tazz 1:56 am
Zekrom : 0

DarknessRuler88 1:56 am
if u have any

The Nonexistent Tazz 1:56 am
DR: 1

"Banana Slakoth Leader" swiftgallade46 1:56 am
if you're going to make an arguement at least plagiarize it from somewhere else so that it's half way decent.

Zekrom 25 1:57 am
Xerneas will beat dedenne in one hit

"Banana Slakoth Leader" swiftgallade46 1:57 am
wow you dont say

"Banana Slakoth Leader" swiftgallade46 1:58 am
did u c/p that from Smogon?

The Nonexistent Tazz 2:00 am
Swift: 9851
Zekrom: -9

Peaceful Giraffe 2:00 am
Zek, I'm a Fairy Gym Leader. I use a Dedenne. So shut up.

Zekrom 25 2:00 am

Hydreigon w quick claw & a steel type move = 1hko on dedenne

 

Not enough likes to express how great this is XD

 

Not to mention Dedenne's lack of a Steel weakness because it's Electric. Also, Xerneas actually CAN'T OHKO it without boosts. Awesome one Swift, wish I had been there for that.

 

there was an Eelektross in the FFA who kept getting rolled to recieve the special rule which was get the moves of a random pokemon in the national dex. Finally we rolled for someone else to benefit from the rule and this happened

WinterVines 9:18 pm
the dice like crawdaunt and eel

swiftgallade46 9:18 pm
//roll-dice1-sides718

[FFA] 9:18 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 718-sided die: 604

a.sky.lark 9:18 pm
I call bias

swiftgallade46 9:18 pm
lmfaoooo
EELEKTROSS
HAHAHA

Prince Vultan 9:18 pm
xD

swiftgallade46 9:18 pm
IM NOT MAKING THIS UP

Elysia 9:18 pm
lmao

"so ffa king great" voltairemagneton 9:18 pm
NANANANANA EELEKTROSS SHOCK


"My Little Pokemon" ttar trainer 9:19 pm
lol

well played Eelektross, well played.

EDIT:

[Battle] 4:24 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 2 100-sided dice: 71 71

1 in 10,000 chance nbd

 

swiftgallade 46 6:42 pm
I actually need more Pokemon to get intimate
*intimidate!!!!

 

4:44:04 ("dick too long i cant even" smoresgasbored) its weird that im officially at that age that i could statutory rape a girl in high school

 

"Fawkes for official" Felly 4:04 am
because fuck yeah dark people
mfw

 

#revivethequotethread



"edocsil dunei" Ash K. 11:56 am
Give Nubfrog an arrow to the knee


"Need 10 basics" H.P. Lovecraft 11:56 am
Why would you want greninja
to get married?

"edocsil dunei" Ash K. 11:56 am
…

 

near tried to join an FFA, I lol'd

ryan feger 12:35 am
WTF IS THE FUCK DOES FFAS WITH SUB ALLOWED???

Synthesis Full 12:35 am
lol

ryan feger 12:36 am
substitute allows banned or is that not allowed now
........

ryan feger 12:36 am
allways

 

swiftgallade 46 1:17 am
ugh ghost normal needs to be a thing

David Davidson 1:17 am
yes pls
it could be...
PARANORMAL

swiftgallade 46 1:17 am
omg

David Davidson 1:17 am
*yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*

swiftgallade 46 1:17 am
YES

get 2 work, gamefreak.