The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

When talking about who was who in Star Wars terms...

"bigblackyogabear"prince_vultan
You've just been demoted from Boba Fett to Jango Fett.
2:49 AMAsh K.
Problem?
2:49 AMAsh K.
lol
2:49 AMAsh K.
Cool, I've got a billion clones of myself
2:49 AM"bigblackyogabear"prince_vultan
Now there's a terrifying thought
2:50 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
lol
2:50 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
Isn't Boba a clone anyway?
2:50 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
so either way really...
2:51 AM"bigblackyogabear"prince_vultan
Yeah, just not aged artificially
2:51 AMHKimF
A billion Ash clones?
2:51 AMAsh K.
Apparently
2:51 AMHKimF
I just conquered the galaxy.
2:51 AMAsh K.
I'm just going to hide from whoever Mace Windu is.
2:51 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
>1 billion Ash clones
2:51 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
>Nobody left in the galaxy to rule
2:51 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
TED is Mace Windu
2:51 AM"princessexplosivezombieazula"imsocorn
p.obviously

 

^But you needn't forget what started that.

"Big Black Yoga Bear" Prince Vultan 1:41 am
I always felt HKim was more like the Emperor from Star Wars, mostly he hides in the shadows letting Darth Monbrey do the public work

"edocsil dunei" Ash K. 1:41 am
Sounds about right

"Big Black Yoga Bear" Prince Vultan 1:42 am
I suppose this makes Ataro Grand Moff Tarkin

 

This is why Metronome in FFAs is a bad idea folks.

Kiss A uses Metronome...
//roll-dice1-sides610

[FFA] 10:15 pm
prince_vultan rolled 1 610-sided die: 153

Prince Vultan 10:15 pm
Lol
Explosion

"Felly" Swifty 10:15 pm
lmao

Maxie the Weavile 10:15 pm
ohhh dang


"MayTheOddsBeEverInYourFavor" Ash K 10:15 pm
...

"Felly" Swifty 10:15 pm
omg dying hahahaha

Prince Vultan 10:15 pm
//roll-dice1-sides8

[FFA] 10:15 pm
prince_vultan rolled 1 8-sided die: 6

Maxie the Weavile 10:15 pm
XD

Prince Vultan 10:15 pm
On Swampert

Eggy 10:16 pm
lolololololol

Maxie the Weavile 10:16 pm
epic win


Prince Vultan 10:16 pm
Sub Breaks

Eggy 10:16 pm
Moral victory there

Prince Vultan 10:16 pm
Togekiss A ko'd
Ash out @ 9th

 

commanderbadass1
What are your teams?

Black reaper
gg

Voltaire Magneton
Trainer
he's pilates

Black reaper
One sex
Sec*

 

It happened again...

Spoiler

Elysia
Galvantula [53.77%] || Metagross [62.63%] [PAR]
6:27 PMSLC
electroball
6:29 PMayotui
stone edge
6:29 PMayotui
or wait
6:29 PMayotui
one sec
6:29 PMElysia
waiting
6:29 PMElysia
you were right in time
6:30 PMayotui
nice
6:30 PMayotui
still stone edge though (i should buy rock slide)
6:30 PMElysia
Galvantula uses Electroball
6:30 PMayotui
or not
6:31 PMElysia
or not?
6:31 PMayotui
i should get stone edge
6:31 PMayotui
my bad
6:31 PMayotui
zen headbutt
6:31 PMSLC
damn it
6:31 PMElysia
I think since I started reffing you can't
6:31 PMSLC
so close to being freed from the stone edge jokes
6:31 PMayotui
but...
6:31 PMayotui
you didnt start reffing
6:32 PMElysia
ayotui
still stone edge though (i should buy rock slide)
12:30 AM
Elysia
Galvantula uses Electroball
12:30 AM
ayotui
or not
6:32 PMayotui
but fair enough i guess
6:32 PMAsh K.
If the opponent allows the change, change can be made I believe
6:33 PMAsh K.
… Wait
6:33 PMAsh K.
Did he REALLY send Stone Edge with a Metagross :x
6:33 PMElysia
oh fuck me
6:33 PMElysia
the better question is
6:34 PMElysia
did I really ref that turn as if he could
6:34 PMElysia
fuck me
6:34 PMayotui
lol, im so used to everything having stone edge
6:34 PMElysia
guys you aren't supposed to do this now that the reftest is over
6:34 PM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
ok
6:34 PMElysia
fuuuuuuck
6:34 PMayotui
i forgot some mons dont learn it
6:34 PMElysia
I give up
6:35 PM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
omg hahaha
6:35 PMAsh K.
How can ANYONE forget Metagross doesn't get Stone Edge?
6:35 PMElysia
I wasn't there for this okay
6:35 PM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
ayo have you learned nothing from SLC
6:35 PMElysia
I just know the joke
6:35 PM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
it's ok Ely
6:35 PMElysia
well
6:35 PM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
I made the same mistake starting out
6:35 PMAsh K.
I mean ayo, not you Elysia
6:35 PMElysia
Head Ref Ash says you can change the move if SLC allows
6:35 PMayotui
i've never had a metagross before
6:35 PMAsh K.
I'm not Head Ref!
6:35 PMayotui
its bulky and rockish
6:35 PMSLC
i don't want to be a douche neccesarily but i also want to win
6:35 PMElysia
Prominent Ref Ash says you can change move
6:36 PMayotui
kk
6:36 PMSLC
so if i roll a 1 he can change, if it's a 2 he's stuck
6:36 PMayotui
up to you slc
6:36 PMAsh K.
It's a Stone Edge Metagross
6:36 PMElysia
*if SLC allows
6:36 PMBattle 3
slcalamity01 rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
6:36 PMSLC
there we go
6:36 PMSLC
good guy slc
6:36 PMayotui
zen headbutt
6:36 PMayotui
ty
6:36 PMElysia
good guy slc lol
6:36 PMayotui

 

Elysia 1:10 am
stop
no
stop
also what does milf stand for so I know never to repeat it again

Synthesis Full 1:11 am
LOL
r u joking

Elysia 1:11 am
if I say no will you judge me

Synthesis Full 1:11 am
mother i'd like to fuck

Elysia 1:11 am
well too late
oh jesus

Synthesis Full 1:11 am
omg

Elysia 1:11 am
okay yeah gonna go bury my head in a flowerpot now

Synthesis Full 1:11 am
lololol

Elysia 1:11 am
no
shuddup
we do not speak of this
to anyone

Synthesis Full 1:11 am
ahahaha
im dying
why did you randomly say milf??

Elysia 1:12 am
I knew it had to do with housewives
and they were talking about house-wifey-things
okay you know what
we should just
never
talk about this
ever

Synthesis Full 1:12 am
omg

Synthesis Full 1:12 am
loling so hard

Elysia 1:12 am
stop

Synthesis Full 1:12 am
you're so innocent

Elysia 1:12 am
;-;
NO I'M A BIG GIRL
LOOK AT ME I SAY THE WORD "SHIT" ALL THE TIME

 

"urpg13" mewashmew:
Mine's even smaller than yours Smores

 

The way to get into URPG staff is obviously to give nudes.

 

DarknessRuler88 4:36 pm
thank u syn!
now just need to find someone to roll for HP for Golduck lol

Prince Vultan 4:39 pm
//roll-dice1-sides16

[URPG Chat] 4:39 pm
prince_vultan rolled 1 16-sided die: 12

Prince Vultan 4:39 pm
Poison. Enjoy lul

A couple minutes later...

"college boi" Swifty 4:52 pm
DR's Golduck

[URPG Chat] 4:52 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 16-sided die: 12

"college boi" Swifty 4:53 pm
Poison

DarknessRuler88 4:53 pm
damnit PV!

 

"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
Espeon 27.25% [SpA,SpD+1] | Rotom Wash-Form 100% [ATK,DEF,SpA,SpD,SP+1][SLP-0][SR]
11:40 PMBattle
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 30-sided die: 27
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
LAMO
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
*LMAO
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
just
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
wow
Ash K. facepalms
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
wowowo
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
Sleep Talk
11:40 PMAsh K.
Seriously Swift?
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
becomes Psych Up
11:40 PM"potatosexual"swiftgallade46
Espeon uses Psych Up lololololol
11:40 PMRogue Operative
troll
11:41 PMRogue Operative
gg

 

Rogue Operative 5:52 pm
I have a sthetoscope around
And it is breast cancer awareness month...
free check ups
;o

swiftgallade 46 5:53 pm
but it wont be after midnight u_u

Rogue Operative 5:54 pm
I CAN EXTEND IT!!

swiftgallade 46 5:54 pm
u have great power

Rogue Operative 5:54 pm
lol

swiftgallade 46 5:54 pm
with great power comes great breasts

Rogue Operative 5:54 pm
lmao

 

double posting woo

talking about ORAS

swiftgallade 46 8:16 pm
this is so nostalgic ;-;

"Axion" [email protected] 8:16 pm
it is

"Axion" [email protected] 8:16 pm
Im taking a break right now, I stopped after Petalburg

swiftgallade 46 8:17 pm
well, you know, except for the Shiny Beldum that can Mega Evolve part

"Axion" [email protected] 8:17 pm
I also hear there are no grannies in the hot tubs

CommanderBadass1 8:18 pm
Well, yeah, it's been like 15 years, they probably died

swiftgallade 46 8:18 pm
lmao

 

"Beesbbygrl" swiftgallade46 10:23 pm
Hypnosis

[Battle 2] 10:23 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 100-sided die: 22

"Beesbbygrl" swiftgallade46 10:23 pm
hits
flaaffy sleeps
Haunter 45.58% | Flaaffy 100% [SLP-1]

DarknessRuler 10:24 pm
i read "faggot sleeps"

"Beesbbygrl" swiftgallade46 10:24 pm
it's ok, Flaaffy, we dont judge

DarknessRuler 10:24 pm
XD

Black reaper 10:24 pm
lol

"Beesbbygrl" swiftgallade46 10:25 pm
you be a Amph-abulous as you want!

Wilson Ramirez 10:25 pm
Omg xD lmfao Hex

 

xx1xander1xx
Ok. I can only by 1 though so I'll have 3 not 4
6:14 PM"thosehairylegsdoe"[email protected]
you mispeeled by
6:14 PMAsh K.
You misspelled misspelled
6:14 PMxx1xander1xx
*buy
6:14 PMxx1xander1xx
Lmao
6:14 PM"thosehairylegsdoe"[email protected]
I mispelled mispelled by accident
6:14 PMAsh K.
You still misspelled mispelled
6:15 PM"thosehairylegsdoe"[email protected]
no...
6:15 PMAsh K.
Yes
6:15 PM"skybuttercup"iluvhim4eveh
3 is still a step closer to 4 though, haha
6:15 PM"thosehairylegsdoe"[email protected]
how
6:15 PMxx1xander1xx
True
6:15 PMAsh K.
misspelled
mispelled
6:15 PM"thosehairylegsdoe"[email protected]
#mispelled

 

"kitten"iluvhim4eveh
i was gonna do the oral last night, but i was like "i'll come monday. i have no idea wtf i'm doing right now lol"

So many poorly chosen words.

 

Ash K.
And technically, I think you accounts on all three, you just don’t use the others
6:52 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
i don't have one on bulbagarden actually
6:52 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
but i do have one on PWN
6:53 PMAsh K.'s iconAsh K.
Are you sure? I think I found it accidentally one wages when I copy/pasted all the mentions and yours worked
6:53 PMAsh K.'s iconAsh K.
Me
6:53 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
maybe idk
6:53 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
i don't really pay attention to more than 3 forums
6:54 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
which are PXR, a different pokemon one, and Warrior Cats RPG
6:54 PMAsh K.'s iconAsh K.
http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/members/76970.html
6:54 PMElysia Urpg's iconElysia Urpg
woah woah woah
6:54 PMAsh K.'s iconAsh K.
Current ActivityViewing Thread Your Spine Is Beautiful (WWC)
6:54 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
oh yeah that is mine
6:54 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
LOL IM LOGGED IN
6:54 PMAsh K.'s iconAsh K.
lol
6:55 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
brilliant
6:55 PMElysia Urpg's iconElysia Urpg
lol
6:55 PMHeavenly Dash's iconHeavenly Dash
I'm so freaking smart
6:55 PMElysia Urpg's iconElysia Urpg
I was gonna point that out
6:55 PMElysia Urpg's iconElysia Urpg
but nah

 

thinking of antonyms for everybody's usernames:

swiftgallade 46 1:30 am
some people dont have opposite names though :-(

CommanderBadass1 1:30 am
And opposite of Monbrey, I don't know, Digibrey or something?

mewashmew 1:30 am
Innocent?

Felly 1:31 am
just call harry monbrey and monbrey harry
and there's your opposite

CommanderBadass1 1:31 am
That works

mewashmew 1:31 am
That works

swiftgallade 46 1:31 am
that works

 

LETS REVIVE A GAME

http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f394/unofficial-urpg-quote-compilation-64981/index31.html#post3292880

my attempt

"african goku" Synthesis 11:36 pm Hello? Brian Aka Maxie 11:36 pm - Pastebin.com

 

Outrageous actions involving word configurations

Spoiler

John Paul 10:44 pm
And my O key still hates me
At least I've always caught it when it takes the O out of count

commanderbadass1 10:46 pm
Now you're gambling with trouble, look at all those o's that could've messed up

"Anyone want to battle" Ash K. 10:47 pm
Oh, wouldn’t doing good words without o’s work poorly otherwise?

John Paul 10:48 pm
I have a feeling you spent way too much time figuring that sentence out, Ash

commanderbadass1 10:48 pm
Or as Soul would say
h, wuldn't ding gd wrds withut 's wrk prly therwise

"Anyone want to battle" Ash K. 10:49 pm
You would be right. It’s surprisingly hard to make sure every word includes at least one o.

commanderbadass1 10:49 pm
Oh, I forgot the question mark

John Paul 10:51 pm
See now that just goees over the line, I may forget my Os, but never my punctuation!

"Anyone want to battle" Ash K. 10:51 pm
Did you forget negative e’s?

monbrey 10:51 pm
Oh come on, wont you idiots stop?

"Anyone want to battle" Ash K. 10:51 pm
-e is very important, especially when you raise to the iπ!

John Paul 10:52 pm
No, that was for the going over the line, one E was over and the other wasn't
And nice one, Mon

monbrey 10:54 pm
Obviously not too confusing to work out words containing o's to form complete thoughts

commanderbadass1 10:54 pm
Wow, he'so righto

monbrey 10:55 pm
Your effort's disappointing

"Anyone want to battle" Ash K. 10:56 pm
You don’t bother working out good solutions, do you Comm?

commanderbadass1 10:56 pm
No

"cerulean gym" nitrourpg 10:56 pm
lol
oh all the words have o in them now i get the joke

John Paul 10:57 pm
Not everybody's some sort of ridiculous wordsmith

monbrey 10:57 pm
You shouldnt bother, work on your vocab more
Monbrey's going home now, so goodbye, enjoy your idiotic word sport

commanderbadass1 10:58 pm
Adios

John Paul 10:59 pm
Bye, Mon

 

WinterVines
man, greninja is stupid broken

11:24 PM WinterVines
i did not really get it until just now

11:24 PM WinterVines
because other people use it poorly

(with a couple typos fixed and off-topic things removed)