The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

(mewalcadiesmew) What was your name back then?
(9:43:42 PM): (sectastic) Hydropump
(9:43:54 PM): (sectastic) Sec on Bmgf
(9:44:02 PM): (mewalcadiesmew) Ah
(9:44:06 PM): (wintervines) i faintly remember sex
(9:44:07 PM): (wintervines) sec
(9:44:09 PM): (wintervines) lol bad typo
(9:44:25 PM): (wintervines) you used to post in the park iirc
[COLOR= ]SilverxChrome[/COLOR] [COLOR= ]9:44 pm[/COLOR]
(9:44:32 PM): lol wint
[COLOR= ][Battle 3][/COLOR] [COLOR= ]9:45 pm[/COLOR]
(9:45:00 PM): (monbrey) XD


(9:45:10 PM): (monbrey) Oh youre Sec

(9:45:12 PM): (monbrey) I remember you

[COLOR= ]SilverxChrome[/COLOR] [COLOR= ]9:45 pm[/COLOR]
(9:45:22 PM): but do you remember sex, Monbrey?
[COLOR= ][Battle 3][/COLOR] [COLOR= ]9:45 pm[/COLOR]
(9:45:25 PM): (iluvhim4eveh) lol
(9:45:34 PM): (monbrey) Well yeah it was only two days ago

(9:45:35 PM): (sectastic) Yeah and I co-ran the contest section with Shock64 for a little bit before we both left and Reffed and graded, and did everything else xD
(9:45:42 PM): (iluvhim4eveh) pfffffffft/

 

("Snowbelle Leader" gurussonpman) I just need to see if they sell blowup pokemon

 

(11:55:23 AM) [FFA]: ("discoball Chandelure" swiftgallade46) i would let you go, but i spent a while on this rule
(11:55:25 AM) [FFA]: (iluvhim4eveh) Host simultaneous FFAs?
(11:55:34 AM) [FFA]: (bulbaturtwig) That's what you said the last two times
(11:55:35 AM) [FFA]: (bulbaturtwig) :<
(11:55:46 AM) [FFA]: ("discoball Chandelure" swiftgallade46) no it isnt lol
(11:55:49 AM) [FFA]: (bulbaturtwig) Yeah it is
(11:55:51 AM) [FFA]: (bulbaturtwig) I have chat logs!
(11:56:05 AM) [FFA]: (bulbaturtwig)
(9:46:52 PM) [FFA]: ("forever a newb" swiftgallade46) and it shoots lazurs because that's awesome
(11:56:11 AM) [FFA]: (bulbaturtwig) Okay that's not the right log

 

Monbrey 9:39 pm
Okay starting
Starmie [100%]
Espeon [100%]
Raichu [100%]
Primeape [100%]
Lucario [100%]
Gallade A [100%]
Gallade B [100%]
Blastoise [100%]
Metagross [100%]
Swampert [100%]
Gourgeist [100%]
Reuniclus [100%]
5 minutes to send

"trap lord in stores now" Nitro 9:40 pm
reflect
well fuck

 

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brian pownall
what do i get my girlfriend for christmas
i literally have no idea
she is a sorority girl if that helps

Hannah Warder
hmm
starbucks and fuzzy blankets and candy and stuff
or like

brian pownall
that's so unoriginal

Hannah Warder
power tools or something


Monbrey
"Power tools"

 

"gardevoirperson"siless733 (17:27:32): if babies were like pokemon. pop out and pretty much equal to adults except littler

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:28:25): if babies were like pokemon, they better know some good moves day 1

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:28:48): "you don't know how to read? RELEASED"

"gardevoirperson"siless733 (17:28:55): "Oh hey, she has rocket science and multilingual as egg moves!"

WinterVines (17:28:57): lmao

The Protobabe (17:29:11): LOL

"gardevoirperson"siless733 (17:29:06): ok yours is much better

The Protobabe (17:29:39): albino=OMFG SHINY

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:29:35): lol'd loud

The Protobabe (17:29:53): thing with shinies though, they have shitty stats

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:29:59): oh gods
"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:30:05): those maury shows
"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:30:19): "i swear it's your kid! he's just shiny!"

The Protobabe (17:30:43): XD

"gardevoirperson"siless733 (17:30:30): lol
"gardevoirperson"siless733 (17:30:37): what did I start

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:30:44): hilarity

The Protobabe (17:31:14): WOW THIS KID IS FAST, AND THIS ONE IS STRONG
The Protobabe (17:31:16): breeeed them
The Protobabe (17:31:22): *attaches destiny knot*

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:31:16): "but they're cousins!"

The Protobabe (17:31:42): MORE CHANCE FOR SHINY

"gardevoirperson"siless733 (17:31:29): "That just means the shared IVs are more likely to pass down!"

The Protobabe (17:32:06): We are very messed up

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:31:54): nah, higher chance would be a japanese person and an american

The Protobabe (17:32:13): omfg
The Protobabe (17:32:18): INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS

Felly (17:32:09):

The Protobabe (17:32:27): THAT'S WHY THE BABIES ARE PRETTY

"watisthis"akinaiurpg (17:32:19): sides hurting XD

 

Ash K. 10:25 pm
I have too many females right now

Ash K pimp mode.

 

4 mins ago
Felly
Gotta get your boob in somehow.

 

(12:13:35 PM) [FFA]: (ttartrainer) You don't have to worry about gifting back for Umbry
(12:13:44 PM) [FFA]: (fields_of_elysia) no, but I want to D:
(12:13:47 PM) [FFA]: (ttartrainer) But if you get some extra money and really really want to a mega ring would be awesome
(12:13:57 PM) [FFA]: (fields_of_elysia) I shall do that, then!
(12:14:04 PM) [FFA]: (stormgrad) Typical girl
(12:14:05 PM) [FFA]: (ttartrainer) Thanks a bunch
(12:14:08 PM) [FFA]: (ttartrainer) lol Airik
(12:14:08 PM) [FFA]: (stormgrad) just wants jewlery
(12:14:10 PM) Pman: lol
(12:14:22 PM) [FFA]: (ttartrainer) Hey, this jewlery makes my Pokemon turn into giant monsters of death
(12:14:26 PM) [FFA]: (ttartrainer) Moreso than they already are
(12:14:45 PM) [FFA]: (stormgrad) does it also bring out the colour of your eyes
(12:14:52 PM) [FFA]: (prince_vultan) *Sunflora looks up hopefully*
(12:14:56 PM) [FFA]: (prince_vultan) No. Not you Sunflora.

 

"edocsil dunei" Ash K. 2:52 am
Murkrow is in all four of my positions iirc

wtheburgerkingw 2:52 am
reverse cowgirl, ?, ?, ?

 

"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
Stoutland 100% | Gliscor 35.59% [SP+2][ATK+3][TOX-4]
1:09 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
moves?
1:10 AMAsh K.
BM Baton Pass
1:10 AMbesty xDDD
Roar
1:10 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
baton pass
1:10 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
to?
1:10 AMbesty xDDD
saved myself from being sweeped
1:11 AMAsh K.
Espeon M Magic Bounce @ Leftovers
1:11 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
lol nope
1:11 AMAsh K.

1:12 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
Espeon in
1:12 AMbesty xDDD
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
1:12 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
lol
1:12 AMbesty xDDD
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
1:12 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
Roar
1:12 AMAsh K.
Figured you'd try that, which is why I had to Baton Pass that turn
1:12 AMbesty xDDD
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
1:12 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
Magic Bounce
1:12 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN NO MATTER HOW MANY Os YOU PUT
1:12 AMFelly
If you think you're not going to get swept by Ash, think again. xD
1:12 AMAsh K.
If only (a) I had Absolite (b) you could switch in Mega Evolved
1:13 AMbesty xDDD
meh still could not be swept
1:13 AMAsh K.
Espeon's about the least threatening physical sweeper you'll ever see
1:13 AM"slakothgodtier"swiftgallade46
if you think anything about ash in a battle is going to necessarily happen besides him proving you wrong think again
1:13 AMAsh K.
lol, so true

 

This is kind of a let down, I was expecting a light novel =|

 

(mewalcadiesmew)(Ash) Baton Pass to Charizard M Blaze @ Charizardite X
(mewalcadiesmew)(Ash) Much more threatening physical sweeper
(bestyxDDD)(me)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(iluvhim4eveh)(Felly) Besty captures my feelings every time I battle Ash quite well.

 

We get it. Ash can't battle without baton pass.

 

Hannah Warder 3:22 am
how do you set aliases
let's make this offish

Synthesis 3:23 am
!gullible and then your alias

and then a few seconds later in [urpg chat]

Hannah Warder 3:23 am
!gullible and then your alias
what the FUCK

 

Ash K.
PWN is awesome
11:54 PMKnittyDragon
people who like PWN are weird
11:54 PMSmiles!
join us join us join us
11:54 PMKnittyDragon
who likes them
11:54 PMKnittyDragon
they're weird

I love you too <3

 

KnittyDragon
why can't abras be homosexual?
goalieman413
lol y do u want em to b?
KnittyDragon
they are 75% male and I'm having a really difficult time getting good females
so yes
i do
goalieman413
lmfao

 

"Nigerian Prince" BulbaTurtwig 1:15 am
Clefable got a new typing
and it's STILL bad

wtheburgerkingw 1:15 am
clefables good in competitive now

"Go fuck yourself" monbrey 1:15 am
Agreed

"Emilio Catastrophe" David Davidson 1:15 am
inb4 Ash K. asks someone to hold his earrings

 

Me asking for someone to ref my Historic Classic Remix FFA V1.0

Me:who the ref volunteers for Historic Clasic Remix FFA V1.0?

imsocorn
you should probably tell them what it is first

Me: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f393/ur...s-suggestions-55970/index413.html#post5038534


BulbaTurtwig
That seems like a BT kinda FFA

iirc BT volunteered to ref this STLO

BulbaTurtwig
STLO?


Me:some time later on

"discoballchandelure"swiftgallade46
ok

"ninetypenguins"fawkes937
so the legend originated

"discoballchandelure"swiftgallade46
oh shit
i didnt mean to type that here

imsocorn
TOO LATE
YOU ALREADY AGREED TO IT

Felly
YOU MUST HOST NOW

Me: LOLGG

"discoballchandelure"swiftgallade46
NOPENOPENOPE

imsocorn
YEPYEPYEP

Prince_Vultan
YUP