The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

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Me 12:33 am
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Near 12:33 am
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Me 12:33 am
DUDE ENOUGH
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STALKING VICTIMS

Near 12:33 am
Last one bitch

Me 12:33 am
IF I WANT SLUTTY PICS OF UNDERAGED GIRLS
I'LL SIGN UP FOR MYSPACE

 

[18:45] Imperialpineaple: I can has your badge plz?
[18:46] mewashmew: I don't give free badges ;x
[18:46] Imperialpineaple: But...
[18:46] Imperialpineaple: I'm Xali
[18:46] Imperialpineaple: I'm not just some random Alaska
[18:46] Imperialpineaple: trying to whore it off you
[18:46] Imperialpineaple: Gimme da badge and nobody gets hurt :]

 

darkdrakk 4:13PM
And iPod tried to make me say boobs instead of noobs

 

wtheburgerkingw 2:15 pm
its hard to tell which celebrities are crazy
who knows if eddie murphy really hears animals talk to him or if it was just in the movie

 

NinjaLnk: Suck me!
Husnainisme: (Drools)

Badtiming!

 

Black guy tries to read, lolwut.


"potato hegemon" imsocorn 8:28 pm
makes me feel like, lemme finished reading

Roulette Dares 8:28 pm
o.o
i didnt know you were rich

"potato hegemon" imsocorn 8:28 pm
whos rich?

Roulette Dares 8:28 pm
you
youre reading, therefore you have a lot of money to spend on luxuries like books and kindergarten

"Angst fail is fail" [email protected] 8:29 pm
lol
I can red

 

[22:54] derianurpg: Regular FFA Rules, nothing special
[22:54] derianurpg: no items, no encore, no sleep moves, no imprison
[22:54] derianurpg: I've gotten 3 sends so far
[22:54] derianurpg: come one guys
[22:54] Nitro: has left the chat
[22:54] derianurpg: on*
[22:55] Nitro: has joined the chat
[22:55] [email protected]: there's cicadas everywhere >:
[22:55] derianurpg: 4 sends
[22:55] derianurpg: I'm not ref guys :x
[22:55] derianurpg: 5
[22:55] BulbaTurtwig: lol
[22:55] herbalb582: lolgg
[22:55] Rohypnol75: lol
[22:55] [email protected]:
[22:56] Nitro: lmao

 

While we're quoting supposedly funny stuff:

[22:53:29] *** DoIPutNameHere has joined the conversation.

 

(11:50:36 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) i dont understand
(11:50:37 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) *** and **********
(11:50:37 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) and a couple other people
(11:50:38 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) they quote me a lot
(11:50:42 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("SomethingFunny" derianurpg) xD
(11:50:45 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) but its never stuff that i think is funny
(11:50:46 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("SomethingFunny" derianurpg) *** quotes me a lot too
(11:50:49 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) its like
(11:50:52 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) things that i just say
(11:50:56 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) like this
(11:50:58 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) like ill be like
(11:51:00 PM) [URPG Shipping]: ("sheep in wolfs clothing" alaskapigeon1) hey brohams

 

ataro wanted me to post this...

thedinobot (12:16:29 AM): smd
"implementing" Sniperxpwnage (12:16:41 AM): ok

 

Ultramr101 (17:48:25): Gonna miss the internet though D:
NinjaLnk (17:48:26):
NinjaLnk (17:48:33): nah internet will be fine to go
Ultramr101 (17:48:48): I dunno, I mean, look at what happened to the URPG after I left
NinjaLnk (17:48:59): well
Ultramr101 (17:49:03): If I leave the entire internet for a month, who knows what havoc Hkim can cause D:
NinjaLnk (17:49:07): LOL
Ultramr101 (17:49:12): GOing to come back and the entire internet will be censored
Ultramr101 (17:49:20): and I'll be banned from all of it

 

This is a bit long, so I'll spoiler it.

Spoiler

[19:32] SLC: but chain, choose which ribbon you get, as you win!!
[19:32] Imperialpineaple: get tough
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: wow cool
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: uh
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: I dk
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: *idk
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: um
[19:32] Imperialpineaple: he said cool
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: ...
[19:32] ChainReaction01 Gray: beauty?
[19:32] Imperialpineaple: give it to him
[19:32] mewalcadiesmew: Go with Cute, cuz Role Play is Cute
[19:33] ChainReaction01 Gray: k
[19:33] ChainReaction01 Gray: Cute please
[19:33] alaskapigeon1: chainy
[19:33] SLC: I wasn't paying attention
[19:33] alaskapigeon1: did i tell you it was easy
[19:33] SLC: but when did xali get here oO
[19:33] Imperialpineaple: no, you said cool first
[19:33] ChainReaction01 Gray: k
[19:33] alaskapigeon1: lawl
[19:33] ChainReaction01 Gray: irdc
[19:33] alaskapigeon1: xD
[19:33] ChainReaction01 Gray: lolalaska
[19:33] mewalcadiesmew:
[19:33] SLC: cute it is
[19:33] Fawkes.: URG risk looks awesome
[19:33] Imperialpineaple: official contest rule #7, sub-section II states
[19:33] Imperialpineaple: "a contest ribbon is given for the first category a coordinator mentions"
[19:34] ChainReaction01 Gray: no, thats the one about no banana hammocks allowed in contests
[19:34] Imperialpineaple: thats sub-section I
[19:34] ChainReaction01 Gray: no, its II
[19:34] alaskapigeon1: we cant wear banana hammocks?
[19:34] alaskapigeon1: bullshit
[19:34] alaskapigeon1: i call bullshit
[19:34] ChainReaction01 Gray: I is no heterosexuals
[19:34] Fawkes.: so am i disqua;ified then?
[19:34] ChainReaction01 Gray: iunno
[19:34] ChainReaction01 Gray: I'm bsing man
[19:35] alaskapigeon1:
ChainReaction01 4:34 pm
I is no heterosexuals
[19:35] alaskapigeon1: im keeping this
[19:35] ChainReaction01 Gray: oh shit
[19:35] ChainReaction01 Gray: ooc c/p
[19:35] alaskapigeon1: AHAHAHAHAHA
[19:35] alaskapigeon1: dont worry
[19:36] alaskapigeon1: im sure ill say something sooner or later
[19:36] alaskapigeon1: that you can quote to everyone
[19:36] ChainReaction01 Gray: xDDDD
[19:36] alaskapigeon1: like how im scared of other people with vaginas
[19:36] ChainReaction01 Gray: ah

And meanwhile, in a different chat...

[19:35] [ODD FUTURE]: (alaskapigeon1)
ChainReaction01 4:34 pm
I is no heterosexuals
[19:35] [ODD FUTURE]: ("Chainreaction backstabs" theevildookie) im not surprised
[19:36] [ODD FUTURE]: (herbalb582) ^
[19:36] [ODD FUTURE]: ("IMme 2 team" gurussonpman) old news is old

 

"THE MOST BIASED REF" Pidge 11:02 pm
does the ranger's posts count towards the mcr too

"syn is poo" Fawkes. 11:02 pm
no

"Dont IM to team" Synthesis 11:02 pm
no

Jake Jonas 11:02 pm
IM meh to team also
;D

"THE MOST BIASED REF" Pidge 11:02 pm
no

sniperxpwnage 11:02 pm
anything that is in your post counts basically

"THE MOST BIASED REF" Pidge 11:03 pm
does my dick count

"FALCOOOO PAWNCH" Gliscorman (Alex myers) 11:03 pm
Too short.

"syn is poo" Fawkes. 11:03 pm
if you put it in then yeah

"THE MOST BIASED REF" Pidge 11:03 pm
thats a solid 100 characters

"syn is poo" Fawkes. 11:03 pm
let's not be optimistic

"FALCOOOO PAWNCH" Gliscorman (Alex myers) 11:03 pm
^

"Dont IM to team" Synthesis 11:03 pm
pidge puts her dick in ataros

AND

pman: Encore
mewalcadiesmew: Moves?
roulette16dares: shadow claw
mewalcadiesmew: Shadow Claw
mewalcadiesmew: mewalcadiesmew rolled 1 8-sided die: 2
mewalcadiesmew: No crit
mewalcadiesmew: Encore
mewalcadiesmew: Blaziken 100% Att-1 Def+3 Speed+5 | Wobbuffet 79.96%
mewalcadiesmew: Moves?
roulette16dares: claw
pman: counter
mewalcadiesmew: Blaziken uses Dragon Claw
pman: ?
mewalcadiesmew: He said Claw :x
roulette16dares: ..
mewalcadiesmew: Maybe Crush Claw?
roulette16dares: the one im locked into
mewalcadiesmew:
mewalcadiesmew: Fine, Blaziken goes all boring and uses Shadow Claew
mewalcadiesmew: Claw*

 

[23:29] [email protected]: ... Wait a sex.

 

alaskapigeon1 9:05 pm
did i tell you
bandi is back
BANDI IS BACK
wintervines 9:05 pm
hes mexican i thought
oh wait
alaskapigeon1 9:06 pm
loooooooool

 

[00:33] mewalcadiesmew: It is also after midnight though, so I should probably go anyways :x
[00:33] Tyranitex: W/E
[00:33] Tyranitex: YOU POO
[00:33] Tyranitex: I HAT U
[00:34] Tyranitex: YES
[00:34] mewalcadiesmew: *blocks*\
[00:34] Tyranitex: HAT IS A VERB
[00:34] Tyranitex: CRIES

 

"jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101 6:31 pm
hus want to play ACB later?

husnainisme 6:31 pm
not today!

"jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101 6:31 pm
Why? :-(

husnainisme 6:31 pm
Cause:
com.gale.presentation.framework.RequestException: com.gale.fca.retrieve.RetrieveException
message = "/gale/prod-i1/data/per_data/current_data/content/P1/docs/doc-vault/segments/seg-68/data-374 (No such file or directory)"
cause = ""
stackTrace = "java.io.FileNotFoundException: /gale/prod-i1/data/per_data/current_data/content/P1/docs/doc-vault/segments/seg-68/data-374 (No such file or directory)
at java.io.RandomAccessFile.open(Native Method)
at java.io.RandomAccessFile.(RandomAccessFile.java:212)
at java.io.RandomAccessFile.(RandomAccessFile.java:98)
at com.gale.ocean.store.FSVaultSegmentReader.read(FSVaultSegmentReader.java:34)
at com.gale.ocean.store.VaultSegment.retrieveDocument(VaultSegment.java:133)
at com.gale.ocean.store.read.ReadableVaultSegment.getDocument(ReadableVaultSegment.java:53)
at com.gale.ocean.store.read.ReadableVaultSegments.retrieveInFileMode(ReadableVaultSegments.java:107)
at com.gale.ocean.store.read.ReadableVaultSegments.retrieve(ReadableVaultSegments.java:99)
at com.gale.ocean.store.read.ReadableCoreVault.retrieve(ReadableCoreVault.java:99)
at com.gale.ocean.store.document.OceanReadableDocumentVaultImpl.retrieveDocument(OceanReadableDocumentVaultImpl.java:214)
at com.gale.ocean.store.document.MultiOceanReadableDocumentVaultImpl.retrieveDocument(MultiOceanReadableDocumentVaultImpl.java:126)
at com.gale.ocean.partition.service.retrieve.RetrieveAgentImpl.retrieveDocument(RetrieveAgentImpl.java:66)

"jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101 6:31 pm
:l

husnainisme 6:32 pm
thats why

"jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101 6:32 pm
I need a more indepth explaination

 

husnainisme) lmao
husnainisme) tell him
NinjaLnk (10:38:39): yugioh zexal 5
husnainisme) psychic type pokemon hints
NinjaLnk (10:38:41):
NinjaLnk (10:38:44): LOL
NinjaLnk (10:40:38): oi hus you watch water pokemon hints i've seen you
(10:41:41): (husnainisme) yes !
(10:41:46): (husnainisme) it told me about
NinjaLnk (10:41:46): o dats gd
(10:41:51): (husnainisme) blaziken protecting 3 times
(10:41:56): (husnainisme) and baton passing to staraptor
NinjaLnk (10:41:59): LOL

 

[20:05] mewalcadiesmew: TURN STARTING
[20:05] TheEvilDookie: huh
[20:05] mewalcadiesmew: Everyone sent this time
[20:05] TheEvilDookie: oh that turn LOL

Maybe I'm not as good at FFAs as I thought :x

 

NinjaLnk (16:45:09): please shoot her down @ bottom
sniperxpwnage (16:47:10): can i ignore :c
NinjaLnk (16:47:18): haha of course
NinjaLnk (16:47:24): someone else will make he burn
sniperxpwnage (16:47:24): i cbf to bother
sniperxpwnage (16:47:25): xD
NinjaLnk (16:47:27): LOL