*(Seeing this thread fills you with determination.)

July 20, 2014: Reftested by Ataro; passed! ^^
yaaaaaaay let the destruction commence

All-Time Wages: 53,000

Spoiler

7/20/2014 - 8/03/2014 - 13,000
8/04/2014 - 8/17/2014 - 40,000

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Battles #1-5

1v1
D/P/Pt
No Helds
Neutral Starting Weather/Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On

HP Lovecraft: Chimchar
Prince Vultan: Beldum

Flamethrower 2HKO'ed while Beldum did pitiful damage back. Some variations with Nasty Plot or Torment to spice things up.

Lovecraft (5 wins): 5,000
Prince Vultan (5 losses): 2,500

Me: 2,500
Total Wages: 2,500​

 

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Battle #6


4v4
D/P/Pt
Helds On
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Petalburg Gym Battle

Petalburg Leader Synthesis: Kecleon
Challenger BK201: Dragonite, Blaziken, Cradily

Kecleon was a pro and easily took down Dragonite and toyed with Blaziken for a while. Kecleon vs Cradily with Psych Up meant there were boosts everywhere, but Kecleon came up on top with Power-Up and Drain Punches. Reaper decided it was useless, so he forfeited.

Synthesis: 3,000 + Defends
BK201: 1,500

Me: 1,500
Total Wages: 4,000​

 

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Battle #7

4v4
D/P/Pt
Helds On
Rainy Weather/Neutral Terrain
Sleep/OHKO/Freeze/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On
No Legendaries

Sunyshore Gym Battle

Sunyshore Leader SLC: Electivire, Lanturn, Rotom-W, Galvantula
Challenger Ayotui: Tyranitar, Gliscor, Metagross, Kabutops

Elysia
Galvantula [53.77%] || Metagross [62.63%] [PAR]
12:27 AM SLC
electroball
12:29 AM ayotui
stone edge

Yeah so this happened.
Some people never learn.

Ayo still won, though.

Ayotui: 3,000 [Already Beat Gym; no prizes] + Metagross with Stone Edge
SLC: 1,500 + haha more of these jokes

Me: 2,000
Total Wages: 6,000 ​

 

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Battle #8

4v4
D/P/Pt
Helds On
Neutral Weather/Neon Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses on

Petalburg Gym Battle

Gym Leader Synthesis: Kecleon
Challenger Kantomasta: Chandelure, Garchomp, Lucario, Blaziken

Yup, Kecleon for Ubers.

Synthesis: 3,000 + Defends
Kantomasta: 1,500

Me: 2,000
Total Wages: 8,000​

 

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Battle #9


3v3
Revo
Helds Off
Rainy Weather/Normal Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/Evasion/Accuracy/OHKO Clauses On

Mikan Gym Battle!

Mikan Gym Leader Darkness Ruler: Ludicolo, Rotom-W, Jellicent
Challenger Princess Crow: Ludicolo, [Rotom-W], Lapras

Hannah's Ludicolo narrowly came out on top of the Ludicolo vs Ludicolo wars after being flinched by DR's Ludicolo, but by then Crowdicolo had Att+2 and basically tore through the opposing Rotom-W and most of Jellicent. DR tried to turn things around with some Confuse Ray hax, but a Perish Song from Lapras sealed the game.

Princess Crow: 3,000 + Coral Eye Badge
Leader Darkness Ruler: 1,500

Me: 1,500
Total Wages: 9,500 it's over 9000!​

 

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Battle #10

4v4
D/P/Pt
Acc/Eva/OHKO/Slp/Frz
Sunset Terrain/Rain
No Legends
Helds Off

Sootopolis Gym Battle!

Sootopolis Gym Leader Tychiel: Empoleon, Greninja, Swampert, Azumarill
Challenger Smiles: Ludicolo, Togekiss, Quagsire, Sawsbuck

Interesting moves on both sides! Eventually, Lovecraft managed to wear away Smiles's team until Greninja could sweep.

Leader Tychiel/Lovecraft/idk name: 3,000 + defends
Challenger Smiles: 1,500

Me: 2,000
Total Wages: 11,500​

 

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Battle #11
3v3 (Mono-Water on both sides)
Revo
Helds Off
Rain/Normal Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses On

Mikan Gym Battle!

Mikan Gym Leader Darkness Ruler: Ludicolo, [Greninja], Lanturn
Challenger Prince Vultan: Greninja, Tentacruel, Crawdaunt

Greninja and Ludicolo ended with a pretty dented Greninja and a pretty healthy Ludicolo, and then Lanturn hit the field.
And that was basically the end. Lanturn sat down, tanked, and tore through all three members of PV's team to net DR the victory.

Gym Leader Darkness Ruler: 3,000 + defends
Challenger Prince Vultan: 1,500

Me: 1,500
Total Wages: 13,000​

 

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paid above
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Battles #12-15
1v1
D/P/Pt
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Shadow Jay: Sneasel
Ash K.: Bunnelby

This happened a while ago, but I forgot to log. Sneasel won the first two with a pair of Faint Attacks and an Ice Shard, and then Ash realized that Bunnelby learns Double Kick through level-up and was able to 2HKO twice with that. Then, I had to go, and Felly took over.

Shadow Jay (2 wins / 2 losses): 3,000
Ash K. (2 wins / 2 losses): 3,000

Me: 2,000
Total Wages: 2,000​

 

Battle #16
4v4
D/P/Pt
Puddle Terrain (Generation V/VI)/Sun
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion/Species Clauses
No Legendary Pokémon

Mistralton Gym Battle!

Challenger SLC: Garchomp, Ditto, Starmie, Talonflame
Mistralton Gym Leader Ash K.: Dragonite, Charizard, Hawlucha, Aerodactyl

Astounding amount of hax on both sides. SLC missed a Dual Chop, which allowed Dragonite to set up and OHKO, but then SLC's Ditto-Dragonite was able to win the speed tie and OHKO Ash's Dragonite anyway. Other highlights include Aerodactyl getting max confusion and smacking itself to death at the hands of Starmie, who would've won if SLC had sent Psyshock or Psychic against Hawlucha. Unfortunately, SLC didn't think of the former until it was too late, and he doesn't yet own the latter, so he narrowly lost.

Leader Ash K.: 3,000 + Defends
Challenger SLC: 1,500

Me: 2,000
Total Wages: 4,000​

 

Battle #17

6v6
BW Revo
Helds On
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Elite Four Battle!

Elite Four Synthesis: Togekiss, Eelektross, Raikou, Kangaskhan, Swampert, Greninja
Challenger Ash K.: Accelgor, Blaziken, Ditto, Lucario, Mamoswine, Togekiss

About five hours of stuff happened, idk. Both sides pulled some pretty interesting plays, but Ash was able to get the upper hand on Syn on most of them. Also, Mega-Lucario is disgustingly broken, and anyone who thinks that it's really "not that big of a threat" needs to go die in a fire face Ash's, have it threaten everything on your team, and only be killed through some lucky Swagger hax.

In terms of a legit recap, Accelgor and Swampert started off. Accelgor used Giga Drain while Swampert got up rocks, and then Swampert Resto/Chesto'd its way back to full while Accelgor failed to kill it. Accelgor/Mamoswine messed around with Togekiss for a few turns, and then Greninja came in to threaten Mamoswine, only for Ash to bring in Ditto to make his own Greninja, only to be hit with a surprise Grass Knot. However, Ditto-Greninja's Red Card phazed in Eelektross, which let Ash set up Toxic Spikes. Syn's Togekiss was able to revenge kill the Ditto-Greninja at this point, but had to flee to Raikou at the threat of fucking broken Mega-Lucario. Accelgor came in to mess with Raikou some more, and there was some switching in between, and eventually Mega-Kangaskhan came in to get knocked to almost dead with Accelgor's Final Gambit. Blaziken picked it off easily and then Baton Passed some speed to Ash's Togekiss, who got paralyzed by Syn's Togekiss, who then got completely wrecked by Mega-Lucario again. Raikou tried to Thunder Wave it and got killed for its efforts, and then Greninja came in with some Swag and managed to kill Mega-Lucario through some lucky smacks and a Hydro Pump. However, that left Greninja in range to be picked off by an Extreme Speed from Ash's Togekiss, and everything else Syn had left could be picked off from Ash's remaining Blaziken/Togekiss, and also Syn was feeling fed up with this, so he forfeited.

tl;dr: Ash won. Mega-Luc is still a ho.

Challenger Ash K.: 4,000 + E4 Badge or something idk
Elite Four Synthesis: 3,000

Me: 4,000
Total Wages: 8,000​

 

Battle #18

3v3
D/P/Pt Revo
Helds Off
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Acc/Eva/OHKO/Slp Clauses On

Synthesis: Ursaring, Mandibuzz, Avalugg
Echo: Hydreigon, Aggron, Gengar

Echo's Aggron missed Head Smash three times, but then all of Syn's mons smacked themselves nearly to death in the subsequent turn. Eventually, it came down to the 50/50 "do I not-attack fearing the Sucker Punch or attack to outspeed and KO," which Syn lost.

Echo: 1,000
Synthesis: 500

Me: 1,500
Total Wages: 9,500​

 

Battles #19-23
1v1
D/P/Pt
Helds Off
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Acc/Eva/OHKO/Sleep Clauses On

Prince Vultan: Slowpoke
Polaris: Mareep

Discharge 2HKO'ed. Some variations with Electroball if Discharge paralyzed.

Polaris (5 wins): 5,000
Prince Vultan (5 losses): 2,500

Me: 2,500
Total Wages: 12,000​

 

Battles #24-25
1v1
D/P/Pt
Helds Off
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Acc/Eva/OHKO/Sleep Clauses On

Prince Vultan: Slowpoke
Polaris: Flaafy

Discharge still 2HKO'ed. PV stopped so Blue could do some basics too.

Polaris (2 wins): 2,000
Prince Vultan (2 losses): 1,000

Me: 1,000
Total Wages: 13,000​

 

Battles #26-28
1v1
D/P/Pt
Helds Off
Neutral Weather/Terrain
Acc/Eva/OHKO/Sleep Clauses On

Polaris: Flaafy
Blue Towel: Amaura

Refrigerate Tri Attack + Hyper Beam 2HKO'ed, except for once when Hyper Beam missed and Flaafy won instead.

Blue Towel (2 wins, 1 loss): 2,500
Polaris (2 losses, 1 win): 2,000

Me: 1,500
Total Wages: 14,500​

 

Battle #29

4v4
D/P/Pt
Helds On
Sandstorm/Tall Grass Terrain
Eva/Acc/OHKO/Frz/Slp/Item/Species/Legend Clauses On

Olivine Gym Battle!

Olivine Gym Leader Neonsands: Excadrill
Challenger BK201: Blaziken, Gliscor, Dragonite, Starmie

Excadrill was pissed. Eight turns later, everything was dead. All hail Excadrill.

Leader Neonsands: 3,000 + defends
Challenger BK201: 1,500

Me: 2,000
Total Wages:16,500​

 

Battle #30

3v3
Revo
No items
No weather/terrain
Frz/OHKO/Slp/Eva/Acc clauses.

CommBA: [Tyrantrum], Rotom-W, Hawlucha
Echo: Gengar, Hydreigon, Aggron

Rotom messed around with Aggron for a while. True to form, my dice made Echo miss 2/3 Head Smashes, although through Reflect/Burn they weren't doing that much anyway. Hawlucha eventually statted up and tore through what was left.

CommBA: 1,000
Echo: 500

Me: 1,500
Total Wages: 18,000​

 

Battle #31

4v4
Revo
No items/helds
No weather/terrain
Frz/Slp/OHKO/Acc/Eva

Ash K.: Quagsire, Ambipom, Haxorus, Metagross
Echo: Gengar, Hydreigon, Aggron, Togekiss

Echo accidentally sent Dark Pulse when he didn't have it, which gave Metagross the extra turn that it needed to completely wreck Echo's team. That being said, Metagross really only needed an Agility and a Hone Claws to turn itself into a massive machine of death, so it did.
Also, double pays for PWN Birthday Extravaganza. Happy Birthday, PWN!

Ash K.: 3,000
Echo: 1,500

Me: 4,000
Total Wages: 22,000​

 

Battle #32


4v4
Revo
No Items/Helds
No Weather/Terrain
Frz/Slp/OHKO/Acc/Evga

Elamite: Tyranitar, Slowbro, Rhyperior, Accelgor
Echo: Hydreigon, Aggron, Togekiss, Gengar

Accelgor dealt with Gengar with some Me First trollery, and then it OHKO'ed Aggron with Focus Blast. Tyranitar came in after Accelgor fell to Togekiss, set up a couple of Dragon Dances, and cleaned up what was left.
Also, double pays for PWN Birthday Extravaganza. Happy Birthday, PWN!

Elamite: 3,000
Echo: 1,500

Me: 4,000
Total Wages: 26,000​

 

Battle #33

4v4
D/P/Pt
Holds On
No Weather/Terrain
Sleep/Acc/Freeze/Sleep/OHKO/Legend Clauses On

Elamite: Medicham, Azumarill, Diggersby, Scolipede
Ash K.: Tyrantrum, Chandelure, Pikachu, Lilligant

75% of Smo's team was Pure/Huge Power, but it wasn't quite enough. Things were pretty even for most of the battle, and both sides lamented not having some moves (Medi wanted Rock Tomb against Chandy, and Pikachu wanted Substitute and Pain Split against Diggersby). In the end, Ash was careful to make sure that he didn't send the last member of his lineup until Smores sent his, meaning Ash was able to pit Lilligant against Diggersby/Azumarill to wrap things up.
Also, double pays for PWN Birthday Extravaganza. Happy Birthday, PWN!

Ash K.: 3,000
Smo/Smores/Elamite: 1,500

Me: 4,000
Total Wages: 30,000​