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I'm sexy like Gaga

Discussion in 'Battles' started by Zeferin, Aug 14, 2010.

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    Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

    1v1
    Bay sex
    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Medtite | Bulbasaur

    I love it when LO helps the user kill the target, only to kill the user. Yay recoil!

    Chain gets .75K
    Siless gets .75k
    I get .5K

    Wages 16.5K
     
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2010
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    Bay sex
    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Medtite | Eevee

    After Medtite used force palm, I declared it a Sith.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 17K
     
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    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Medtite | Eevee

    These sith, they have no respect.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 17.5K
     
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Medtite | Eevee

    Let me see some force lightning!

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 18K
     
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    1v1
    Bay sex
    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Medtite | Eevee

    If Tite is a Sith, then I declare Eevee a Jedi. I'm going to side with the Sith cuz they seems to be winning.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 18.5K
     
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Medtite | Eevee

    Jedi, they are also strong in the force, but their aim sucks when a TD misses the Sith. Sith aim is good.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 19K
     
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    1v1
    Bay sex
    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Magnemite | Eevee

    The Sith had an apprentice. It has learned well how to kill a Jedi.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 19.5K
     
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    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Magnemite | Eevee

    Ok, Chain is going home with a very, very nice lump of cash to spend.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 20K
     
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    1v1
    Bay sex
    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    So, how do you like you're eggs?

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 20.5K
     
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    Both used Life Orb
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    I like my sunny side up.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 21K
     
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    1v1
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    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    But I can deal with scrambled.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 21.5K
     
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    I feel like I've reffed this one before....

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 22K
     
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    And this one too.......

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 22.5K
     
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    1v1
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    Both used Life Orb
    "no Funny stuff"

    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    Crap. I think I'm stuck in a time loop.

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 23K
     
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    Oh God, not again!

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 23.5K
     
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    ChainReaction Vs Siless

    Larvitar | Togepi

    *Sobbing* Please make it stop!

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 24K
     
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    Larvitar | Togepi

    *takes out handgun, holds to head*

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 24.5K
     
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    Larvitar | Togepi

    *fires*

    Chain gets 1K
    Siless gets .5k
    I get .5K

    Wages 25K
     
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    Hearthome Gym

    3v3
    Revo
    Holds On
    Hail Weather/Normal Terrain
    Sleep Clause/Freeze Clause

    Leader DoH Vs Dodo

    Froslass w/ choice scarf, Dusknoir w/ expert belt, Absol w/ scope lens | Clefable, mismagius, Lanturn

    Well, this started off as a aim battle, but switched to forum. I can't remember why or what really happened before it switched, but what I do remember is that Dodo forgot to send itmes with his mons.

    ^insert sad face

    :-(

    Not sad enough.

    :bawl:

    There we go. Ok, moving on. Well, it looked like a hax fest was starting when clefable encored noir as noir disabled clefable. Both switched out. Next, Absol took the field for DoH and Mismagius took over for Fable for Dodo. Well, a well placed night slash meant a very, very close to death Mismag, so out came Lanturn, only to get a CH night slash.

    Lanturn was dead next turn, and fable came back. Another two night slashes *the last one being an unneeded CH* took care of fable. Mismag was forced and was KO'd with a quick sucker punch.

    Leader DoH defends the gym and get s 2K
    Dodo gets 1K
    I get 1.5K for reffing

    wages 26.5K
     
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    New wages

    3v3
    dppt
    no weather/terrain
    no clauses
    no helds

    Alaska Vs Jess

    Absol, marowak, Feraligatr | Manectric, Kingdra, Feraligatr

    That battled started off slow, with Manetic roar at both absol and Wak. Finally, it tried to take on gatr, aka Poseidon, with discharge. After Paring a god, Poseidon made quick work of Manectric.

    Next Came Kingdra that made quick work of Poseidon, then took down most of absol before absol quick attacked it. Finally Jess's "Gaytr" came in and took care of absol and surfed all over wak.

    Jess gets 1K
    Alaska get .5K
    I get 1.5K for reffing

    Wages 1.5K