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Re: Ur Moneys R hur

Sootopolis Gym Battle
3v3
DPPt
Helds Off
Rain
Sleep / OHKO / Freeze Clause
Ocean Terrain

Gym Leader Bumblebee Vs Challenger Mubz

Huntail, Kingdra, Floatzel | Tyranitar, Electivire, Sceptile

Well, I picked this up after Khajmer had to leave for something. I came in with ttar dead, Sceptile at 40%, electivire down to about a quarter hp and floatzel was all that was left of the gym leader's team. Floatzel rain danced as elec dealt a tbolt before getting KO'd by an aqua jet, which beat out it's attempted quick attack.

Scept then came in, in hopes to pull off a few quick moves to get the victory. Unfortunately for Mubz, though, scept's quick attack did finish off floatzel *7 HP!!!* and let floatzel pull off a finishing ice fang.

BB gets 2K for defending his gym
Mubz gets 1K for his challenge
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages: 8K

 

Re: Ur Moneys R hur

Pewter Gym Battle
4v4
DP
challenger sends first
clauses ON
Weather: Sandstorm

Leader Gliscorman Vs Dancingdodo

Tyranitar, Cradily, Gliscor, Aggron | Dewgong, Venusaur, Clefable, Mismagius

Battle started out with Dewgong and Cradily, with dewgong taking out the Sand with hail. After a few ice attacks, Cradily was out and ttar came in with SS. Dewgong hailed again.

After dragon dancing, ttar took care of dewgong, along with Venusaur, but not before Venu leech seeded, setting up a hail+LS hax on ttar. Fable came in then, but got tore up with outrage, which left ttar confused and LS'd with very little HP.

this is were Mismag comes in. with a lucky roll, ttar smaxkills itself before it could OHKO with crunch. Gliscor came in, but was OHKO'd with icebeam, leaving Aggron the gym leader's only mon.

Aggron tried to take finish off off Mis, but a Nasty plot and two tbolts was too much for aggron.

Dodo get 2K, Boulder Badge, and TM Stone Edge
Gliscorman gets 1K
I get 2K for reffing

Wages 10K

 

Re: Ur Moneys R hur

Dragon Dojo Battle
6v6
Revolution
No Holds
Default Terrain
Sun
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO clauses

Sensei Ash K. Vs Challenger Kai-Mei

Dragonite (Supreme Lord), Tyranitar (Lord of Sand), Charizard (Fire Demon), Salamence (Overlord), Garchomp (Underlord), Kingdra (no cool name) | Swampert, Starmie, Milotic, Rotom-F, Lapras, Deoxys-A (God)

My brain is still hurting from this monster. With a lot of technicalities and other really odd rules and problems *such as deoxys-A doesn't work in the calc* aside, this was a great battle.

This started out with Charizard and Swampert, but ended shortly when Ash had added solarbeam to Zard's arsenal just minutes before the battle began, throwing the challenger off, and sent swampert to an early, unexpected grave. Next came rotom-f, the Haxking. After seting up a conray/twave hax on Zard, Ash called him back to send out Dragonite, but remembered that rotom-f had ice moves, so back came Nite and in came Kingdra. Once again the Haxking set up its con/par, letting Kingdra get a whole lot of nowhere.

Then, the real fun started. Tyranitar came in, and since I was bored, I went into dramatic reffing where I told the story of the dragon Lords, and how Lapras, who had switched in for rotom, tried to appeal to them with a dance. The Lord of sand, though, was not impressed. After dancing himself, he then impaled Lapras with the stony edge of this sword, and then turned to Milotic, who was shortly eaten with a loud Crunch, but not before the beautiful snake released a toxin into the Lord.

Crippled and almost dead, the Lord switched out for the Fire Demon Zard as rotom cam back out. Seeming as if had forgotten it's paralyzed body, the Fire Demon switched places with the Underlord, who, with the help of the Sandstorm from the Lord of Sand, torn into Rotom's metalic body, ripping circuits and electronic out as he killed the motorized mon. Rotom, though, lived up to its haxking title and gave one last conray before meeting its end.

Then, the Heavens sang out in an emaculous immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens descended Deoxys-A. After working out how to calc Deoxys, the Underlord protected himself from God's presence as God tried to pursuit him. Seeing that this God had failed, the Underlord came to realize that this was a False God, and thus he attack without fear as the False God used his comsmic powers to protect him. In an act of desperation, the False God shot out a boost of psychic energy as attacked in an Outrage.

With the false God no more, a lone Starmie was all that stood up against the Dragon Lords, but it wasn't afraid. Without haste, the starfish took out the Underlord with an Ice beam, and thus killed the first of the Dragon Lords. With the Underlord dead, The Overlord took over, and gave a scary face at Starmie for its fallen comrade. Starmie not only attack, but also momentarily froze the overlord before a same turn thaw released him. Furies with the turn of events, the Overlord attacked in his own Outrage against Starmie as Starmie finished him off with Ice beam.

Then, from all the outcries of the Dragon Lords, the Supreme Lord returned, and used his heal bell to prove a point that the Dragon Lords would never fall. Then, to show Starmie that it was in a tier far beneath that of dragons, finished it off with a might Hyperbeam that obliterated it and its trainer into the nothing.

Sensei Ash K. defends his Dojo and gets 2K
Kai-Mei gets 1K for challenging
I get 3K for reffing

Wages 13K

 

My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

Water Dojo Battle
4v4
Revo
Auto Rain
Road Terrain
no helds
sleep/freeze clause on, OHKO clause on
XD

Sensei Kai-Mei Vs Challenger Legendary Master

Swampert, Starmie, Kingdra, Ludicolo | Infernape, Garchomp,Jolteon, Electivire

The battle started off with Swampert against the unlikely choice, Infernape. Nape started out with a fake out, followed by a grass knot, but Swamp set up a Stealth rock that helped with the remaining match. after getting the KO, swamp went out and Starmie came in.

Nape switched at the sight of the aggro water mon, and went in for jolt. Kai-Mei then switched to Ludicolo as LM thunder spammed, that lead to a PAR on lud, but that wasn't enough to keep lud from KOing Jolt. It was enough, though, for Electivire to outspeed Lud for a quick revenge kill.

After Lud was dead, Kingdra came out and DD'd twice to let it KO evire with a waterfall. Nape came back then, only to fake out and mach punch Kingdra to a 2HKO. Starmie was then forced, but made quick work of the fire monkey.

Finally, all that were left was Starmie and Garchomp. Starmie sent off an ice beam, but Garchomp then started on a sand attack spam, leading to two turns of missed ice beams *just for a side note, my dice REALLY hate Dojo Sensei*. After getting sick of it, Kai-Mei the used psych up as chomp crunched. This let the dojo sensei finish the dragon off with an ice beam.

Good Game

Sensei Kai-Mei gets 2K for defending the Dojo
Challenger Legendary Master gets 1K for an honorable battle.
I get 2K for having to ref this dice nightmare.

Wages 15K

 

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1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

Buzzer Vs Gliscorman

Budew | Mareep

Budew tired to growth build to finish off mareep, but a charged thunder and a couple singal beams meant a dead plant. Time to weed the garden.

Gliscorman gets 1K
Buzzer gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 15.5K

 

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1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs 8-bit

Aipom | Gastly

A purple Monkey hits a being made entirely of gas with a fist of ice from its tail. Makes sense.

WinterVines gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 16K

 

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1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs 8-bit

Aipom | Gastly

The monkey now gets with the a sucker, and retaliates by throwing a snow cone.

WinterVines gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 16.5K

 

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1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs 8-bit

Aipom | Gastly

Lord Vadpom is assaulted by the Emperor with Miley Cirus music as payback, so Lord Vadpom almost throws the Emperor into space. The Emperor then hits Lord Vadpom with his nonexisting arms with a sucker punch, so Lord Vadpom, emotionally upset, throws the emperor into a freezer, which he...

"picks up the freezer, puts it in the air lock, and shoots it off into space. And people wept, dogs howled, bagpipes played and a person was pissed because he left his macaroni salad in the freezer."

WinterVines gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 17K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

D/P/Pt
1vs1
No Weather, Terain, Items, etc
Basics

Weegee VS Rainbowmoondust

Trapinch | Budew

Trapinch is a Earth-God

Weegee gets 1K
Rainbowmoondust gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 17.5K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Flame melts steel.
Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 18K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Flamer! Flamer! Flamer!

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 18.5K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Beldum just can't get a break.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 19K

 

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Beldum 1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Beldum, remember that one day, you will be a Metagross. You will pwn then.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 19.5K

 

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Beldum 1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

In soviet russia, Chick Roast you!

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 20K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Even evolved, he can't beat a chicken.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 20.5K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Hyper Beam Fail

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 21K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Psychic Fail

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 21.5K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Zen butt again. Torchic is killing.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 22K

 

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1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

One Torchic won Buzzer 10K. GG

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 22.5K

 

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New Wages

Veilstone Gym Battle
3v3
Revo
no Weather/Terrain
Freeze Clause, Sleep Clause, OHKO clause
All of the leader’s Pokémon know the Gym TM (Bulk Up)

Leader HiPS vs Ash K.

Infernape, Electivire, Hitmonchan | Salamence, Togekiss, Gallade

Well, to make a short story shorter, Mence Dragon dance, and then danced across the board and all over HiPS's mons. EQ, Aerial Ace, and EQ means that Ash K. wins.

Ash K. gets 2K, Veilstone badge, and TM Bulk Up
HiPS gets 1K
I get 1.5K for reffing