I'm sexy like Gaga

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

2v2
DPPT
Clauses on

MuddyMudkip Vs 8-bit

Machamp, Swampert | Lapras, Infernape

It started out with Machamp and Lapras, lapras setting up a rain dance as machamp just used blunt attacks. Lapras gets vital thrown to death. Next in was Infernape, but really couldn't use any fire attacks with the rain storm, and with a swtich to swampert, the fire monkey was S.O.L'ed with a Muddy Water.

Oh, and according to 8-bit, Muddy Water=Crap. With that splashed all over Infernape...

pixelatedEIGHT 10:03 pm
(10:03:35 PM): INFERNAPE catches AIDS.

MuddyMudkip gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 2.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Basics
No weather/terrain
All clauses on
Even cake clause

Kai-mei Vs DrStubbsberg

Shinx | Slakoth

Slakoth, the lazy bum with truant, didn't know the cake was a lie. Shinx just let it think that way, leered, and t-fanged to victory.

Kai-mei get 1k
Doc gets .5k
I get .5k for reffing

Wages 3k

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

Ice Dojo Battle

3v3
Hail/No terrain
OHKO, Sleep Clause on
no held

Dojo Sensei Roulette Dares Vs Challenger Catmoonstone320

Lapras, Mamoswine, Frolass | Luxray, Magmortar, Mismagius

Well, it started out with Lappy and Luxray, the Bling Bling Pokemon. Lappy didn't like the bling, so Mamo came in as Lux tried to discharge. Innuendos aside, Mamo took care of lux quickly and The mutated Magmar was in. With a few Flamers and stuff, Mamo was dead and Lappy was back.

Lappy watered the flamer to death and the ghost came out. a eball and magical leaf pot took care of Lappy, but a quick Shady ball from Lass finished off Cat's team.

Roulette gets 2K
Cat gets 1K
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages 4.5k

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay Sex
no helds
no weather/terrain

Joker Jess Vs Shroomish

Skitty | Torchic

Skitty dug, torchic protected. WTF. Oh well, Skitty just double, double edged.

Jess gets 1K
Shroomish gets .5K
I get .5K

Wages 5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay Sex
no helds
no weather/terrain

Joker Jess Vs Shroomish

Skitty | Torchic
This time, the bird subbed as skitty double edged again. This let torchic flame, then quick attack so that Skitty killed the bird then itself.

Shroomish gets .75K
Jess gets .75K
I get .5K

Wages 5.5K

PS

Spoiler

zeferintrazish 11:16 pm
(11:16:34 PM): I was reffing a dojo at the same time
JesseJKJesse 11:16 pm
(11:16:46 PM): so u cheated on us.
zeferintrazish 11:17 pm
(11:17:10 PM): no
(11:17:11 PM): I was
(11:17:13 PM): ....
JesseJKJesse 11:17 pm
(11:17:14 PM): no
zeferintrazish 11:17 pm
(11:17:14 PM): um
(11:17:15 PM): ....
JesseJKJesse 11:17 pm
(11:17:17 PM): gtfo
(11:17:25 PM): your killing our family
zeferintrazish 11:17 pm
(11:17:26 PM): I'M TAKE THE DOG WITH ME
(11:17:29 PM): AND THE CAT
(11:17:31 PM): AND THE BIRD
JesseJKJesse 11:17 pm
(11:17:56 PM): not the fish though '_'
zeferintrazish 11:18 pm
(11:18:08 PM): IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU WON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE HAVE SEX
(11:18:11 PM): *cries*
(11:18:18 PM): Why won't you look at me!!!!
JesseJKJesse 11:18 pm
(11:18:21 PM): CAUSE U DONT PUT OUT.
zeferintrazish 11:18 pm
(11:18:37 PM): Well
(11:18:44 PM): if you learned something called forplay
JesseJKJesse 11:18 pm
(11:18:45 PM): no excuse.
zeferintrazish 11:19 pm
(11:19:04 PM): then maybe i could get into it more!
JesseJKJesse 11:19 pm
(11:19:29 PM): *begins to cry*
(11:19:29 PM): what are you trying to say
zeferintrazish 11:19 pm
(11:19:45 PM): I don't love you anymore
JesseJKJesse 11:20 pm
(11:20:16 PM): i
(11:20:18 PM): cant
(11:20:19 PM): even respond
(11:20:20 PM): to that
zeferintrazish 11:20 pm
(11:20:23 PM): lol
(11:20:26 PM): that was fun

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

4v4
no weather/terrain
aka Hallo rules

Xali Vs Gmandiddy

Lapras, Tyranitar, Yanmega, Milktank | Venusaur, Lanturn, Flygon, Infernape

First off, Xali said he'd rather win than lose, so he randomly rolled his mon.

Lappy iced over venu, Lanturn got lappy, but then ttar came in and took out lanturn. Nape came in, took out ttar, but was half down on its hp. Yanmega took care of Nape.

Then flygon came in, finished off yanmega and had a showdown with Miltank, winning with 0.61% hp.

Gmandiddy get 1.5K
Xali gets .75k
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages 7K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

DPPt
No clauses
No items
Normal weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs AceTrainer14

Ambipom, Crobat | Primeape, Electrode

Well, it started off with Ambipom and Primeape, and ended really soon after a close combat by Ape, who only got a twave in between.

Next was Crobat that air slashed and wing attacked [b*tch slapped] Primeape to death, but was tbolted by the ape.

I then let my friend smugleaf commentary, and he pointed out how four wings on a purple bat was unnecessary and that electrode was just an upside down pokeball. Also, he pointed out that Bat psn'd the electrode with sludge bomb and electrode par'd with tbolt. One more tbolt and it was KO for the bat.

zeferintrazish 3:51 pm
(3:51:30 PM): oh well.
(3:51:33 PM): the bat is fried
(3:51:34 PM): KO
(3:51:43 PM): Let's eat.

oh yeah, ambipom rolled a 7 on the pickup, so Winter gets a item!

AceTrainer14 gets 1K
WinterVines gets .5K and a pickup
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 8K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

DPPt
No clauses
No items
Normal weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs AceTrainer14

Torchic, Eevee | Poliwrath, ???

Well, the bird wasn't OHKO'd by surf, so yay! After that, Poli beat the crap out of the fox with brick. He made a nice fur coat out of it.

AceTrainer14 gets 1K
WinterVines gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 9K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

Electric Dojo battle
3v3
DPPT
Items no
Auto rain
No terrain
Ohko/slp/frz clauses on
Challenger sends, then they alternate

Dojo Sensei Synthesis Vs Alaska *Our favorite nice lady*

Jolteon, ???, ??? | Dragonite, Swellow, Absol

Well...I guess the moral lesson is that Flying types shouldn't come to the electric gym when the sprinkler system is causing it to rain indoors.

Will finish log asap.

Sensei Synthesis defends dojo.

Synthesis gets 2K
Alaska gets 1K
I get 1.5K

Wages 10.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
dppt
No weather/terrain

Morru Magnum Vs AyameKijo

Houndoom | Rapidash

Rapidash is Ayame's only Pokemon

Well, two fire types went at it with both of them having flash fire.

Yay.

So after some solar beaming, biting and a lot of spanish, japanese and whatever Morru Magnum speaks, Rapidash won with a quick attack.

AyameKijo get 1k
Morru Magnum get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 11K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
dppt
No weather/terrain

Morru Magnum Vs AyameKijo

Togekiss | Rapidash

Rapidash is Ayame's only Pokemon

Well, this time, Morru sent out his Kiss, which air slash, ancientPowered, and extremespeeded itself to victory over the Rapidash, which could only get a megahorn and a flare blitz out.

Morru Magnum get 1k
AyameKijo get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 11.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

magnemite | Bulbasaur

Helds make basics go by so much faster.

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 12K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

medtite | Bulbasaur

well, it wasn't a speed tie like with mag, but the ended up Double Ko'ing due to LO recoil.

Chain gets .75K
Siless gets .75k
I get .5K

Wages 12.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

I sense a sweep coming...

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 13K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

These seed bombs aren't working well for bulba.

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 13.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

Seed bombs are art, and Art is a bang!

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 14K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

Even with Deidara by his side, bulba just can't pull through.

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 14.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

Bulba really likes making seed bombs.

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 15K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

I think Bulba is a terrorist. Another seed bomb.

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 15.5K

 

Re: My Dice Hate the Dojo Sensei

1v1
Bay sex
Both used Life Orb
"no Funny stuff"

ChainReaction Vs Siless

Bronzor | Bulbasaur

This says it all:

zeferintrazish 12:21 am
(12:21:05 AM): Well, bulba didn't realize that if you mixed Polyethalyne with dihydrogenmonoxide
(12:21:09 AM): nothing would happen
(12:21:20 AM): in frustration, he sets off a bomb
Siless 12:21 am
(12:21:37 AM): that is onepissed off bulba
zeferintrazish 12:21 am
(12:21:46 AM): Bronzor sets it off a little earlier than expected
(12:21:58 AM): It had a rough childhood
Siless 12:22 am
(12:22:14 AM): it was abused before showing up in the mart I guess
ChainReaction 12:23 am
(12:23:47 AM): lol
zeferintrazish 12:24 am
(12:24:53 AM): lol
(12:25:09 AM): wayward home for abused Pokemon
(12:25:10 AM): aka
(12:25:15 AM): URPG

Chain gets 1K
Siless gets .5k
I get .5K

Wages 16K