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Re: Ur Moneys R hur

1 vs. 1
Single battle
Battle Style: D/P/P
http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showthread.php?t=87546

Paragon Vs Adem

Cyndaquil | Sentret

Cyndaquil got luck with a flamer burn, which then threw sentret's ability to make a quick sucker punch KO out the window.

Paragon get 1K
Adem gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 6.5K

 

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Rock Dojo battle
3v3
Sandstorm
No terr
No held

Sensei Bandito Vs Challenger Gliscorman

Rhyperior, Aerodactyl, Rampados | Roselia, Raticate, Gliscor

Well, started out with Gliscor Vs Rhy, with rhy switching out for aero. Well, it turned into a fang battle, with gliscor coming out on top thanks to sand veil and a sword dance. It went to Ramp, who's mold breaker did it's job, but couldn't finish him off, so in a *I lol'd* double KO, Ramp took out Gliscor.

Well, Rhy was forced and took on Rat who spent a turn swords dancing while Rhy almost KO'd it. Rat, though, managed a super fang on rhy. Well, rhy went up against Rose, who got lucky with a grass whistle. Rose then Petal danced Rhy to death.

Challenger Gliscorman get 2K, The dojo belt, and TM Stone Edge
Sensei Bandito gets 1K
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages 8K

 

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1v1
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Buzzer Vs Gmandiddy

Mudkip | Trapinch

Water > ground

Buzzer gets 1K
Gmandiddy gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 8.5K

 

Re: Ur Moneys R hur

1v1
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Buzzer Vs Gmandiddy

Mudkip | Trapinch

Water > ground

Buzzer gets 1K
Gmandiddy gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 9K

 

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1v1
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Buzzer Vs Gmandiddy

Mudkip | Trapinch

Water > ground

Buzzer gets 1K
Gmandiddy gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 9.5K

 

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1v1
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Buzzer Vs Gmandiddy

Mudkip | Trapinch

Water > ground

Buzzer gets 1K
Gmandiddy gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 10K

 

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2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, ??? | Omastar, Eevee

Nidoking kicks puppies.

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 11K

 

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1v1
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Buzzer Vs Gmandiddy

Mudkip | Trapinch

Water > ground

Buzzer gets 1K
Gmandiddy gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 11.5K

 

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2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, ??? | Omastar, Eevee

My dice hate Noble

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 12.5K

 

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2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, Torterra | Omastar, Eevee

Nido got watered down, Torterra eq'd

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 13.5K

 

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2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, Torterra | Omastar, Eevee

Nido got watered down, Torterra eq'd-----again

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 14.5K

 

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2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking | Omastar, Eevee

Nido EP owned

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 15.5K

 

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Ice Dojo Battle
3v3
revo
hail/normal terrain
sleep and ohko clauses
no helds

Sensei roulette dares Vs Challenger HiPS

Froslass, Mamoswine, Lapras | Scizor, Infernape, Lucario

Well, the battle started with Lappy against Scizor, and started out good for Hips as he set up a double swords dance, but the hail and a lucky double protect let lappy finish him off with an ice shard.

Next came the ape, who made quick work of lappy. Next came mamo, who Eq'd the ape and sent him flying. Finally, there was Lucario, who's speed and aura sphere got the better of Mamo. Then there was frolass, who con-haxed the way to victory.

PS, my dice REALLY, REALLY hate Hips.

Sensei Roulette dares defends dojo, gets 1K
Challenger Hips gets .5K
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages 17K

 

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2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, Torterra | Omastar, Lucario

Nido got humped by Oma, who then got his world shook by Tort, who then got a cold hand...um...*something dirty* by Lucario, who was deemed by God to levitate above no ground with mag rise.


Noble One gets 1K
Alaska gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 14.5K

 

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6v6
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Dragonite, Charizard, Nidoking, Garchomp, Sandslash, Feraligatr | Electirive, Lucario, Espeon, Floatzel, Sceptile, ???

Great battle. First there was Dragonite against Electirive. Dragon outraged elect to death, but was killed with luc's "ice punchie". Then came out char, who died with a Stone edge. Next was Nidoking, who failed by posting earth power first so that Luc could mag rise out of the way.

Next, Espeon set up a calm mind sweep, taking out nido, Garchomp *HP Dragon kills fast* , and most of Sandslash. Then Floatzel came in and got rid of sandslash. Finally, Fera, aka Poseidon, took a stand and used toxic against floatzel, which ended up helping with Poseidon winning that round. Unfortunately for Poseidon, Sceptile came out and used "Leaf the fucking Blade" for Noble's victory.

Noble gets 2K for winning
Alaska gets 1K
I get 3K for reffing

Wages 17.5K

 

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NEW WAGES​

3v3
Normal battle
Revo

Noble One Vs Buzzer

Lucario, Sceptile, Jolteon | Swampert, Xatu, Charizard

ROFL

I promised that if Lucario swept, then I would rofl. It did. Buzzer tried to kill that damn Luc, but mag rise on top of HP grass, extreme speed and stone edge proved to be too much for Buzzer's team. Buzzer forfeited.

Noble get 1K
Buzzer gets .5K
I get 1.5K for reffing

wages: 1.5K

 

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3v3
Normal all
DPPT

Monbrey vs Acetrainer17

Togekiss, Swampert, Charizard | Electrode, Drapion, Venusaur

Monbrey go to send first. It started with Tog came out and par'd electrode as it t-bolted. Tog then set up a nasty plot+air slash combo to take out electrode. Drapion came in and took care of tog after getting hit by a final Xtremespeed.

Swampert came out and first mud shot for a speed drop and then eq for the finisher. Venu, though, seed bombed and wiped swampert right off the map.

Finally, Zard came in with a DD and "Fware Bwitz" and fried that plant to ashes.

Monbrey 1K
Ace .5K
Wages 3K

 

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Bay Sex
Weather: Sh*t storm
NO ITEMS, NO CLOTHES, NO NOTHING, EVARRRRRRR

Wintervines Vs Coasting Wingull

Shellder Vs Treeko

Treeko pwns water type.

Coasting Wingull gets 1K
Wintervines gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages: 3.5K

 

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2v2
Normal stuff

Kanga Vs Synthesis

Heracross, Alakazam | Ampibom, Bronzong

I only had 15% battery life on my laptop when I started this battle, so I had no time for my usual jokes. Hera beat up ampibom with some close combats after a quick fake out on his part. Next, Bronzong come out and took out Hera, but was down for the count when Ala came in. In desperation, Bronzong exploded, taking himself and ala with him.

Kanga gets $750
Synthesis gets $750
I get 1k for reffing

Wages 4.5K

 

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4v4
Revo
Holds off
Normal Weather/Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion clause *love these rules*

Monbrey Vs Roulette Dares

Ampipom, Infernape, Jolteon, Gliscor | Drapion, Ursaring, Houndoom, Roserade

I have seen a monkey beat the crap out of a turtle before, but these primates beat the sh*t out of a scorpion, a bear, a hell hound, and a plant.

Ambi came in and built up both a nasty plot/curse set up that left it pretty much a sweeper for Drapion *thanks to technician*, Ursaring *thanks to speed*, and was finally taken down by houndoom. That, though, was a short victory as infernape came in and swept, even with toxic spikes being set up against him.

Monbrey gets 1.5K
Roulette Dares gets $750
I get 2K for reffing

Wages 6.5K