The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

kersmcdick
tell me you wouldnt eat pizza with her
6:28 PMSynthesis
pizza yeah
6:28 PMkersmcdick
would you eat her cheese pizza syn
6:28 PMSynthesis
i'd eatpizza with everyone though!
6:28 PMgoalieman413
Pizza is not what I would be eating....
6:28 PMkersmcdick
;^)
6:28 PMSynthesis
lel duh
6:29 PMFelly
I kinda want pizza now.
6:29 PMSynthesis
oh felly
6:29 PMkersmcdick
felly youre sick
6:29 PMSynthesis
;-)
6:29 PMFelly
what
6:29 PMFelly
i said i want pizza
6:29 PMgoalieman413
Can I have ur pizza Felly?
6:29 PMFelly
is it a euphanism for something now?
6:29 PMSynthesis
you'd eat her cheesey pizza?
6:29 PMFelly
Oh.
6:29 PMkersmcdick
her cheesy sausage pizza
6:29 PMSynthesis
loling
6:29 PMFelly
Yeah, it was a euphanism.
6:29 PMFelly
I walked in at the wrong time.
6:29 PMFelly
Awkward.

 

felly youre SICK

 

CommanderBadass1
Croconaw 100% vs Foongus 18.12% Atk/SpAtk+2
1:16 AMGaius Vi Britannia (Mlouden03 Bulbapedia)
ice fang
1:17 AMthedinobot
growth
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
Ice Fang
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
<<link removed>>
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
Oh shit
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
don't click that
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
whoops
1:19 AMBattle
commanderbadass1 rolled 1 100-sided die: 40
1:19 AMAsh K.
… How bad is it…?
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
it's tits
1:19 AMAsh K.
BAN COMMBA, HE POSTED PORN
1:19 AMCommanderBadass1
I know, fuck
1:19 AM"snapchatmeyourthighgap"nitrourpg
LMAO
1:20 AMBattle
commanderbadass1 rolled 2 100-sided dice: 61 7
1:20 AM"snapchatmeyourthighgap"nitrourpg
GOAT

 

[URPG Chat]
3:44:43 (silverxchrome) Nitro is attractive. Source: I'm a girl.

 

Airik Talor 10:01 am
Legitimate question which pokemon would taste the best

"Go fuck yourself" Monbrey 10:01 am
Vanniluxe

Blue Towel 10:02 am
Shiny Vanilluxe

Airik Talor 10:03 am
i was thinking jiglypuff

"Go fuck yourself" Monbrey 10:04 am
Gardevoir ;-)

"copyright" Synthesis 10:04 am
i was going to say it
then i realised i wasn't 12

"Go fuck yourself" Monbrey 10:04 am
You're 11

"copyright" Synthesis 10:04 am
not for another few weeks!

"Fairy Gardevoir Person" siless733 10:04 am
..Jigglypuff?

 

rsz alonzo png

 

Nitro
10:17:07 i will spend the rest of my potentially short-lived urpg career making sure that your future staff prospects are forever 0
[URPG Chat]
10:17:25 ("AIDs Survivor" iluvhim4eveh) What if I give you nudes?

can't believe this is a community where nudes are offered for staff spots smh so shame

 

BulbaTurtwig (3:10:44 PM): Dragon Tail
[Battle] (3:10:47 PM): bulbaturtwig rolled 1 100-sided die: 37
Monbrey (3:11:04 PM): Come ooooon Blaziken
Monbrey (3:11:17 PM): Monbrey's URPG Stats - Cinnabar Gym
iluvhim4eveh (3:11:22 PM): I would say come on something that sucks, but I'm pretty sure they're all NUKEM. xD
Monbrey (3:11:31 PM): Nah Chainy has the NUKEM Blaziken
Monbrey (3:11:35 PM): Mines second
BulbaTurtwig (3:11:42 PM): inb4 Camerupt
[Battle] (3:11:45 PM): bulbaturtwig rolled 1 12-sided die: 2
BulbaTurtwig (3:11:47 PM): Blaziken

 

After Knitty was gone from AIM for a month and a half...

KnittyDragon
anyway I have to go for a while byeeee
5:03 PMAsh K.
Hello there
5:03 PMAsh K.
Wow, timing
5:03 PM"apocalypticblissey"swiftgallade46
LOL
5:03 PMKnittyDragon
oh sure now you show up
5:03 PMBlue Towel
seeya knitty :'3
5:03 PM"apocalypticblissey"swiftgallade46
haha
5:03 PMAsh K.
I have a 2-4 class, you know this
5:03 PMKnittyDragon
my club meeting started 3 minutes ago
5:03 PMKnittyDragon
and it's 5 pm you silly
5:03 PMAsh K.
Er, 4-5
5:04 PMGaius Vi Britannia (Mlouden03 Bulbapedia)
lol
5:04 PMAsh K.
Wrong day
5:04 PMKnittyDragon
anyway I should go
5:04 PMAsh K.
Bye
5:04 PMGaius Vi Britannia (Mlouden03 Bulbapedia)
maybe he's seeing someone on the side knitty with that extra hour xd
5:04 PMKnittyDragon
you know my number if you need me
5:04 PM"apocalypticblissey"swiftgallade46
bai knitty!
5:04 PMAsh K.
Laughing so hard right now
5:04 PMGaius Vi Britannia (Mlouden03 Bulbapedia)
dont believe him!! lolz
5:04 PMKnittyDragon
byeeee!
5:04 PMGaius Vi Britannia (Mlouden03 Bulbapedia)
bye knitty
5:04 PM"apocalypticblissey"swiftgallade46
i know i do ;-)
5:04 PMAsh K.
Bye!
5:04 PM"smugleaf"[email protected]
anyone know a good artist on BMG who is good at making sigs
5:04 PMKnittyDragon
no even if he did like someone else he wouldnt' be able to tell them!!!!! (and that's one hell of an if)
5:04 PM"apocalypticblissey"swiftgallade46
u know mine!
5:04 PMAsh K.
lol, she's got that right
5:04 PMKnittyDragon
*waves*
5:04 PMAsh K.
*waves*

 

Let's reinstate the rule of not posting things that aren't funny.

 

(4:58:43 PM) [URPG Chat]: ("Apocalyptic Blissey" swiftgallade46) i never use swapnote anyway
(4:58:50 PM) BulbaTurtwig: I never learned what it was
(4:58:52 PM) BulbaTurtwig: until it shut down
(4:58:52 PM) [URPG Chat]: ("Go fuck yourself" monbrey) Yeah now I cant sends n00ds using my friendcode
(4:58:58 PM) [URPG Chat]: ("Spacetime must bend to Love NOW" mewalcadiesmew) Same

 

siless733
*gives cats*

AkinaiURPG
*builds a catapult*

The Protobabe
D:

siless733
was that meant to be a horrid pun

AkinaiURPG
yes
they can't all be good, sue me >.>

Blue Towel
a catapult made of cats?
sounds like a catastrophe waiting to happen

AkinaiURPG
leave it for the mane event then?

The Protobabe
You guys need to stop lion around and actually do something around these parts

Blue Towel
i'll leop right to it

AkinaiURPG
...is there time for a short catnap first?

Blue Towel
ti guess

The Protobabe
Let me just paws for dramatic effect

Felly
I'm not sure how I feel about these.

AkinaiURPG
go ahead, i'll catch the tail end of the work later
/whathaveweallstarted

Blue Towel
i can understand if you're feeling a little skittish

The Protobabe
Now, Felly, don't be a cheetah and steal our puns

Felly
/fellydies

CommanderBadass1
Out. All of you, out.

Felly
Wow
what did i do

Blue Towel
felly
feline
you're making cat puns with every line

AkinaiURPG
someone should quote this XD

The Protobabe
I'm really feline the animosity around here

Blue Towel
make sure to lynx it if you do

The Protobabe
I really like cats a lot, but I tigress

Felly
CommBA, I'm scared.

AkinaiURPG
stop pussyfooting around then? D:

Blue Towel
i don't have too much pride to admit i love cats

 

Blue Towel
??? | Sand | Charizard 93.89%
2:26 PMTaither
/roll-dice 1-sides33
2:26 PMTaither
Can't see it.
2:27 PMBlue Towel
you used one /
2:27 PMBattle 2
taitherurpg rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
2:27 PMMaxie the Smugleaf
4
2:27 PMTaither
I noticed that. xD
2:27 PMBlue Towel
taitherurpg rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
2:27 PMBlue Towel
wrong die?
2:27 PMTaither
6-sided?
2:27 PMBlue Towel
mhm, default roll when typo
2:28 PMTaither
I'm failing today.
2:28 PMBattle 2
taitherurpg rolled 1 33-sided die: 1
2:28 PMMaxie the Smugleaf
1
2:28 PMTaither
There.
2:28 PMBlue Towel
taitherurpg rolled 1 33-sided die: 1
2:28 PMTaither
Oh, yay.
2:28 PMTaither
Scizor M Technician in
2:28 PMTaither
I would have taken the 4. >.>
2:28 PMBlue Towel
Scizor 100% | Sand | Charizard 93.89%
2:29 PMTaither
I'm gonna switch out.
2:30 PMBattle 2
taitherurpg rolled 1 33-sided die: 8
2:30 PMMaxie the Smugleaf
8
2:30 PMBlue Towel
taitherurpg rolled 1 33-sided die: 8
2:30 PMTaither
omfg. .-.
2:30 PMTaither
Dice hate me today.
2:30 PMTaither
Forretress M Sturdy in
2:30 PMAsh K.
lol
2:31 PMMaxie the Smugleaf
lol Flamethower

 

Just a random Katy Perry references contest:

Me: AND THE CHANCE OF FELLY FAILING HER STORY WHILE K. PERRY SINGS WIDE AWAKE IS... QUITE LOW

"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
lol
Bonus points if you use Katy Perry song references in your grade.

Me:/o/

Elysia
don't do that

Me:yar, felly gonna try that

Elysia
you don't want to hear him roar

Me:lol

"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
LOOOOOOL

Me:you haven't seen the part of me
which you never ever take away from me (OH)

Elysia
but you'll love him unconditionally
even if his grade sounds like some sort of teenage dream, yo

"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
It's okay, you can keep the diamond ring.

Elysia
'cause he's just one of the boys
but I mean, Voltaire
BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEEEEEEWORRRRRRKKKK

Me:lol but 2/10
"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
COME ON LET YOUR COLORS BURST

Me:dont worry you are all my califoria gurls
ARE WE RUNNING OUT OF SONGS?

"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
NO, SHE JUST RELEASED A WHOLE NEW ALBUM.
BECAUSE SHE WANTS YOU TO HEAR HER ROAR.

Me:OH YEAH, THE PRISM, DONT WORRY, THE LIGHT WILL DAWN ON ME
OK FAIL
just now

"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
TOO LATE, THE DARK HORSE HAS ALREADY COME.

Me:LOL OKAY I FORFEIT IN THIS KATY PERRY REFERENCES CONTEST

"pinktextperson"iluvhim4eveh
lol

 

These gems were from an FFA where a random mon was rolled Metronome as its move.

swiftgallade46 9:44 pm
hits 2x
sub bolds
*holds

Elysia 9:44 pm
substitute

swiftgallade46 9:44 pm
?

Elysia 9:44 pm
(it was a bold sub, sorry)
(bad pun)

swiftgallade46 9:44 pm
lol

Monbrey 9:45 pm
Get out

-------------------------------------

Monbrey 9:59 pm
So you killed me instead
I want my Larvitar back

thedinobot 9:59 pm
im not embarrased
hey

DarknessRuler obey the darkness 9:59 pm
life's a bitch isn't it monbrey?

thedinobot 10:00 pm
its not my fault you decide to not use Charizard

Monbrey 10:00 pm
No
Bee is a bitch
Life is fine

thedinobot 10:00 pm
xD

DarknessRuler obey the darkness 10:00 pm
lol

Felly 10:00 pm
lol

---------------------------------------------------

It was down to the last three. Scrafty was up against a boosted Scizor. Scrafty was rolled the Metronome.

swiftgallade46 10:42 pm
The Metronomonee is...
//roll-dice1-sides3

[FFA] 10:42 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 3-sided die: 1

swiftgallade46 10:42 pm
Scrafty!
uses...

CommanderBadass1 10:42 pm
Come onnnnn Fire Punch

swiftgallade46 10:42 pm
//roll-dice1-sides608

[FFA] 10:42 pm
swiftgallade46 rolled 1 608-sided die: 178

swiftgallade46 10:43 pm
mother of god
Flare fucking Blitz

CommanderBadass1 10:43 pm
Good enough, I'll take it

 

Referring to gen 6:

Felly 3:18 pm
and they wouldn't post on pwn first that would be dumb

I smell a traitor!

 

(1:29:56 PM) [URPG Chat]: ("DONT YELL" swiftgallade46) because dead things are getting sexier

 

pokemonliveson (10:30:24 PM): matheus, ash is my bf he's an excellent battler
pokemonliveson (10:30:32 PM): been doing it for over an hour
pokemonliveson (10:30:40 PM): and was doing it last night

[CONTEXT REMOVED]

 

swiftgallade46 5:16 pm
no drop!
Enigma Berry consumed!

Synthesis 5:16 pm
what does that do again?

WinterVines 5:16 pm
what does that even do

swiftgallade46 5:16 pm
lol
currently consulting refpedia

Synthesis 5:16 pm
lol

WinterVines 5:16 pm
XD

swiftgallade46 5:16 pm
but i know it heals on an SE move

WinterVines 5:16 pm
i like how none of us even know

Synthesis 5:17 pm
i knew of it if that helps lol

swiftgallade46 5:17 pm
it's not in refpedia ;-; or at least ctrl+f cant find it...

Synthesis 5:17 pm
haha

WinterVines 5:17 pm
berry store prob

AkinaiURPG 5:17 pm
enigma is an enigma

swiftgallade46 5:17 pm
lol gg

 

12:38:37 PM) Pman: Eavor?
(12:38:46 PM) [URPG Chat]: ("DONT YELL" swiftgallade46) whats an eavor
(12:38:49 PM) Pman: A new player
(12:38:58 PM) [URPG Chat]: ("DONT YELL" swiftgallade46) oh i thought we called them newbs
(12:39:07 PM) Pman: it's his UN lol
(12:39:10 PM) Pman: or SN anyway