The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

"Gardevoir person" siless733:I am simultaneously allied with and at war with france

"Watisthis" akinaiurpg: You allied with France
"Watisthis" akinaiurpg: -5 respect points

"Gardevoir person" siless733: i think I broke the game
"Gardevoir person" siless733: actually I puppeted it
"Gardevoir person" siless733: there's a difference

"Watisthis" akinaiurpg: Ok, puppeting is slightly better

"Gardevoir person" siless733: mainly I'm making them support me by punching them int he face until they say yes

"Watisthis" akinaiurpg: ...change that - into a +
"Watisthis" akinaiurpg: And a gold star

 

A CONVERSATION ABOUT JUVENILE HORROR

"alwayswatchesnoeyes"ttartrainer
I got juvenile fantasy >.>

5 mins ago

albinocheesemonkey
Not in space.

VM
correction: juvenile horror

albinocheesemonkey
Primitive.

"gofuckyourself"monbrey
Yeah I have fantasies abouyt juveniles
I MEAN WHAT
WHO SAID THAT

"alwayswatchesnoeyes"ttartrainer
I lol'ed

VM
Yeah I have fantasies abouyt juveniles: perfect juvenile horror

 

KnittyDragon 12:34 am
So I asked Ash to go to the prom with me

[URPG Chat] 12:34 am
nitrourpg rolled 1 16-sided die: 14

"Go fuck yourself" monbrey 12:34 am
D'awwww

Nitro 12:34 am
rock gfg

Big Zaddy 12:34 am
thats cute

"allthesad" [email protected] 12:34 am
did you say

Big Zaddy 12:34 am
LOL

"allthesad" [email protected] 12:34 am
"i choose you"

 

8:38:36 (missingapparatus) I wish I was ice cream so i could eat myself

 

After discovering Google Docs, much randomness was to be had. Discussion is about Proto's "interesting" drawn spaceships.

AkinaiURPG
right, "ships"

The Protobabe
DO YOU QUESTION MY ROCKETSHIP
IT ALSO DOUBLES AS A SUBMARINE

AkinaiURPG
I DO INDEED

The Protobabe
FULL OF SEAMEN

AkinaiURPG
FREUD WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY

siless733
o.o
The Protobabe
YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF PENIS ENVY GAME

Jessica Graham
XD
I ENVY PEN
CILS
>.>

AkinaiURPG
NO I BELIEVE IT TO BE A COCKFIGHT

The Protobabe
hehehe

Jessica Graham
ODEAR

AkinaiURPG
THOSE ARE ILLEGAL FOR A REASON WOMAN

The Protobabe
*THROWS IN CHICKENS*

Jessica Graham
Would you like a COCKtail to go with that?

AkinaiURPG
...yeah i got nada

 

"Go fuck yourself" monbrey 1:53 am
I love tights so much

 

Ash K.
Hi
12:18 AMAsh K.
Knitty's telling me to sleep but I'm not tired :\
12:18 AMBlue Towel
hey ash
12:19 AMCommanderBadass1
Listen to your woman
12:19 AMWinterVines
back
12:19 AM"felly"iluvhim4eveh
Go sleep.
12:19 AMAsh K.
Do you ever CommBA
12:19 AMAsh K.
?
12:19 AM"felly"iluvhim4eveh
When she beats him up.
12:19 AMCommanderBadass1
Of course not
12:20 AMCommanderBadass1
But do you want really want to follow the footsteps of our relationship?
12:22 AMChainReactionRPG
what room, muddy?
12:22 AMKyle Zephyr
Chainy, too fast
12:22 AMChainReactionRPG
huh?
12:22 AMKyle Zephyr
Relatioships need to go a little slower than
12:22 AMKyle Zephyr
"which room"
12:22 AMKyle Zephyr
Oh, there was a 3 minute gap
12:22 AMKyle Zephyr
I GOT IT
12:22 AMCommanderBadass1
Be happy he's asking
12:22 AMKyle Zephyr
XD
12:22 AMCommanderBadass1
He usually just clubs you and drags you to the room of his choice
12:24 AMKyle Zephyr
Kinky

 

Hannah Warder 11:38 pm

how did you even break your ankle?​

MissingApparatus 11:39 pm

I tripped
down my porch stairs
and that's normally chill, I trip all the time​

Hannah Warder 11:39 pm

lol​

MissingApparatus 11:39 pm

but I caught myself weird​

Hannah Warder 11:39 pm

":
I broke my elbow by tripping​

MissingApparatus 11:40 pm

like, I landed on my foot with it twisted onto the cement
nooooooooooooo​

Hannah Warder 11:40 pm

NO
STOP
DON'T​

MissingApparatus 11:40 pm

NO HANNAH NO
WHY DID YOU HURT YOURSELF​

Hannah Warder 11:40 pm

Oh
I literally just tripped on a rock
and broke my arm
WOOHOO​

MissingApparatus 11:41 pm

lmao
please come to michigan
be my best friend​

Hannah Warder 11:41 pm

come to Colorado
be my grandma​

 

If there are people sponsoring moves to Michigan, holler at me dawg

 

CommanderBadass1 (12:04:10 PM): You have sex with Vanilish
"BEAR" derianurpg (12:04:20 PM): dammit now I want some ice cream
"BEAR" derianurpg (12:04:21 PM): fuck

 

[Mon May 20 2013 06:26:34 PM] "Felly" iluvhim4eveh: Parkour is not a number, Ash.

 

"Felly" Felly 12:50 am

He decided not to Golurk anymore, & instead, he went to Gohide.​

WinterVines 12:50 am

XD​

CommanderBadass1 12:50 am

Get out.​

 

[URPG Chat]
1:39:51 ("god" derianurpg) shut up nitro
1:39:57 ("idk how to feel" neoslayer93) nitrp stpp being a jerl
1:39:58 ("god" derianurpg) wtf
1:40:01 ("god" derianurpg) I was just like
Nitro
1:40:04 i d;on"t take kin,dly to this ve?bal abuse
[URPG Chat]
1:40:07 ("god" derianurpg) "nitro are you wasted" to my roommate

("NitroAreYouWasted derian voice" neoslayer93) idk
1:47:09 ("NitroAreYouWasted derian voice" neoslayer93) drink bears
Nitro
1:47:13 yo derian
1:47:18 how many bears you drink today?
[URPG Chat]
1:47:21 ("god" derianurpg) uh
1:47:24 ("god" derianurpg) 8ish

 

thecincybengals 12:00 am
im going to have to find my stats

a.sky.lark 12:05 am
Lugia and Jolteon are sent in

Lugia 100.00% l Jolteon 100.00%


thecincybengals 12:06 am
you are a faggot
on so many levels
:|





"Skulblaka" Ash K. 12:06 am
I just got it, I wanted to try it out :\

thecincybengals 12:06 am
is this because i beat your dragon gym with a dodrio

Nitro 12:06 am
LOL







"Battle me idc what type" Ash K. 3:24 pm
What's a life?

 

[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:19 PM] "Go fuck yourself" monbrey:
I can think of a three man event ;-)

[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:45 PM] "Felly" iluvhim4eveh:
omg, an appropriate three man event.

[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:46 PM] WinterVines:
i wouldn't mind signing up for it

[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:51 PM] Kyle Zephyr: XD
[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:53 PM] "Go fuck yourself" monbrey:
XD

[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:59 PM] TaitherURPG:
Threesome?

[Tue Jun 4 2013 08:18:59 PM] "Go fuck yourself" monbrey:
Okay winter ;-)

 

"gofuckyourself"monbrey
Its okay though
11:55 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
After my 15+ years of playing Pokemon games
11:55 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
I am able to beat the preschoolers on Route 3
11:55 PMAsh K.
lol
11:55 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
NEVER MIND THIS LITTLE FAGGOT HAS A PANPOUR
11:55 PMBlue Towel
well done!
11:55 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
FUCK YOU
11:56 PMAsh K.
Those preschoolers actually caused a lot of trouble for BT
11:56 PMBlue Towel
rotom-h that shit
11:56 PMBlue Towel
pardon my language
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
ITS NOT IN MY PARTY
11:56 PMBlue Towel
actually no
11:56 PMBlue Towel
just the teachers aide
11:56 PMAsh K.
Vulpix
11:56 PMBlue Towel
DROUGHT
11:56 PMAsh K.
Oh
11:56 PMBlue Towel
the one with a level 10 munna and psywave
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
It doesnt know water gun does it?
11:56 PMBlue Towel
it does
11:56 PMAsh K.
Probably does
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
it just tried to scratch my Litwick
11:56 PMAsh K.
lol
11:56 PMBlue Towel
...
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
Twice
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
2HKO with Energy Ball
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
gg
11:56 PMAsh K.
AIs are so smart
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
lol
11:56 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
I AM SO SMART
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
I AM SO SMART
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
SMRT
11:57 PMBlue Towel
BEST STAY IN SCHOOL LITTLE BOY
11:57 PMBlue Towel
YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED
11:57 PMBlue Towel
AT SCHOOL
11:57 PMBlue Towel
YEAH
11:57 PMBlue Towel
*grown man*
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
XD
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
FUCKING LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD CUNT THINKS HE CAN USE A WATER TYPE
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
PUT YOUR DIAPER BACK ON WHEN IM DONE KICKING YOUR ARSE
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
YOUR NAME IS DOYLE
11:57 PM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
NO WONDER YOU LOST
11:58 PMgazm0tr0n
lol

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"gardevoirperson"siless733
I was about to say "noone is that stupid"
5:24 PM"gardevoirperson"siless733
but then..

 

"snapchat your boobs to me" Nitro 1:12 am
LOL
somebody texted me once
asking for help with something
i didnt know who it was or how they got my number but i told them what they asked for
and then idk man
it devolved into me flirting with them

 

"Go fuck yourself" monbrey 2:14 am
Mine obviously need to accomodate my massive penis


Synthesis 2:14 am
obviously

"you dont have one" Teddy Bear 2:14 am
obviously

ChainReactionRPG 2:14 am
obviously

"Hashtag" Fawkes. 2:14 am
obviously

Great minds think alike B)

 

During an FFA with hidden species...

Ash K.
Also, Bunny Hop is a Lugia
4:04 PMThe Protobabe
hehe
4:04 PMThe Protobabe
cute
4:05 PMThe Protobabe
now I can't help but imagine it wearing bunny ears

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Ash K.
If I'm right, you forgot Technician on that Fake Out. But I could be wrong
4:22 PMAsh K.
2. Bunny Hop use Calm Mind
4:23 PMSLCalamity01
no idea how you knew that but shit yeah
4:23 PMSLCalamity01
god damn it, i'm rusty

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Monbrey's reply to seeing the above:

"gofuckyourself"monbrey
lol, SLC says he's rusty
12:35 AM"gofuckyourself"monbrey
Implying he was ever good

 

All my hurt </3