The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

[14:34] TheBlackMaeg: /pesters to ref
[14:34] MoreMallows4Mike: /denied
[14:34] MoreMallows4Mike: /already reffing
[14:34] MoreMallows4Mike: /soz
[14:35] TheBlackMaeg: /thanks
[14:35] TheBlackMaeg: /leaves

 

[20:58] tigerintheark: Sorry thought I was Pidge for a moment

EDIT: Post 42! WIN! Will edit quotes into this.

EDIT QUOTE 1:
[14:25] DrStubbsberg: The Pink One - Set aboard the S.S. Anne, Sailor Duncan has the responisbility of looking after spoilt pain-in-the-neck Anne, daughter of the ship's owner (thanks to being un-fit for duty because of his hand injury). Spotting a lone pink Shellos amongst a swarm of the blue variety, Anne demands that Duncan catches her, meaning he has to dive into the water to do so. After a decent length battle he manages to seperate the pink Shellos from the swarm and nearly knock it unconcious, throwing a pokeball at the last second.
[14:25] DrStubbsberg: dammit, hang on a sec
[14:25] Sandstorm263: ...ok
[14:25] DrStubbsberg: meant to roll die

EDIT QUOTE 2:
[21:16] BlackXHawk69: i am not challengin ice dojo!
[21:16] [email protected]: I know
[21:16] [email protected]: this was the name of the chat
[21:16] [email protected]: plus
[21:16] [email protected]: I own Lavaridge not any gay dojo
[21:16] [email protected]: :'p
[21:16] BlackXHawk69: yeah
[21:16] BlackXHawk69: gay dojo
[21:16] BlackXHawk69: especially that dragon one
[21:16] annagorov: Dojos are retarded
[21:16] BlackXHawk69: how queer
[21:17] MewAlcadiesMew: ... I'm right here you know...
[21:17] [email protected]: and that owner
[21:17] [email protected]: WHAT A FAG
[21:17] [email protected]: oh
[21:17] MewAlcadiesMew:
[21:17] BlackXHawk69: sorry thought you were afk

EDIT QUOTE 3:
[19:20] TigerintheArk: Wow I suck
[19:20] TigerintheArk: TigerintheArk rolled 1 999-sided die: 478
[19:20] TigerintheArk: gjdsjagbd
[19:20] imperialpineaple: wat
[19:20] TigerintheArk: That works
[19:20] TigerintheArk: I guess
[19:20] TigerintheArk: No freeze on Garchomp

EDIT QUOTE 4:
[22:23] MewAlcadiesMew: He's just CHICKEN
[22:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) GUESS WHAT
[22:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I AM CHICKEN
[22:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) READ IT IN MY NAME
[22:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Now stop trying to use my name as an insult, 'cause it doesn't work.
[22:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) xD
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) If you're trying to call me a coward, then call me a coward
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lol
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) But calling me a chicken is just a statement of fact.
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) :3
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Or rather
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) --=>

Spoiler

[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) it's like calling badal a cocksucker
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) ... lmao
[22:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Don't give an analogy comparing me to badal!

EDIT QUOTE 5:
In a battle between me and Stormy with Anna reffing...
[00:20] Stormy2229Storm: sleep powder
[00:20] Stormy2229Storm: shit
[00:21] MewAlcadiesMew: Can't Petal Dance is multi turn
[00:21] Stormy2229Storm: thats what i noticed first
[00:21] Stormy2229Storm: then I noticed I sent to you

EDIT QUOTE 6:
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) honestly, the Dojo Senseis could put together two teams
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Since there're 16 of us.
[13:23] MewAlcadiesMew: 15, Badal doesn't count
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Just find moar, wergugy :-D
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) ...
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) True
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) xD
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I can't believe I forgot
[13:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I got used to just not considering him a dojo sensei.

EDIT QUOTE 7:
[16:04] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) With MY luck?
[16:04] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) 20% chance to miss is like... "YOU LOSE"
[16:04] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lol
[16:04] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Hence...
[16:04] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) ICE BEAM MISSES
[16:04] MewAlcadiesMew: (lol)
[16:04] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) GG GARCHOMP JUST WIPED YOUR TEAM

EDIT QUOTE 8:
[20:22] MewAlcadiesMew: Duskull F Levitate, come forth from the deepest shadows of the realm
[20:22] BlackXHawk69: lame
[20:22] wrave91: Budew (F, Poison Point, Life Orb)
[20:22] BlackXHawk69: you spelled cum wrong

EDIT QUOTE 9:
When talking about a TCG whose very name is unbearable to me, (there seem to be three major TCGs. It is not Pokemon and it is not Magic: The Gathering.)...
[16:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) i had like the most boss deck
[16:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) and then i grew up and got interested in girls

EDIT QUOTE 10:
[22:55] DoIPutNameHere: weedle uses bug bite on deoxys
[22:55] DoIPutNameHere: space mutant destroyed

EDIT QUOTE 11:
[19:10] Arceusfan493: can you ref right now?
[19:10] Arceusfan493: oh wait i forgot....

Spoiler

[19:11] Arceusfan493: .....that i'm hungry
[19:11] MewAlcadiesMew: Sure, if you don't mind the battle not counting for a thing and no one gets money. O wait you're not worth it. The big question is can YOU ref?

Spoiler

[19:12] Arceusfan493: i could but i'm not liscensed to

EDIT QUOTE 12:
[20:32] derianurpg: is pidge awesome?
[20:32] derianurpg: is he?!!?
[20:32] MewAlcadiesMew: mhm
[20:32] derianurpg: yeah
[20:32] derianurpg: he is
[20:33] MewAlcadiesMew: Pidge = omnipotnent omniscient almighty one
[20:33] derianurpg: Pidgey was in fact, based on him
[20:33] derianurpg: which is why it doesn't resemble a pidgeon

EDIT QUOTE 13:
While Stormy was talking about Gold...
[23:41] MewAlcadiesMew: Magnesium and Freligator?
[23:42] Stormy2229Storm: Yeah
[23:42] Stormy2229Storm: /six
[23:42] Stormy2229Storm: years
[23:42] MewAlcadiesMew: I think it is Meganium and Feraligatr
[23:42] Stormy2229Storm: Close enough
[23:44] Stormy2229Storm: Our neighborhood pronounced everything so wrong, and I spell it how we said it. "Zigagon" Magnesium, HoHo, Poochina, ect.

EDIT QUOTE 14:
[20:19] mewalcadiesmew: Hola! Would you like to show us how much better than BMG refs like BlackXHawk you are?
[20:20] neoslayer93: haha
[20:20] neoslayer93: nice way to ask me to ref
[20:20] neoslayer93: that was pretty unique
[20:21] neoslayer93: what did BH do
[20:21] mewalcadiesmew: [20:21] neoslayer93: what did BH do
You clearly haven't seen him reffing. He didn't even know moves redirect in a double battle...
[20:22] neoslayer93: i actually never have seen him ref


EDIT QUOTE 15:
[20:30] Arceusfan493: his meebo is often evil

EDIT QUOTE 16:
[22:17] wrave91: I do pick up three attacks that are nice
[22:17] MewAshMew: Megahorn
[22:17] MewAshMew: Earth Power
[22:17] MewAshMew: and something else
[22:17] wrave91: Thrash
[22:18] MewAshMew: Thrash is NICE? Thrash is junky
[22:18] wrave91: Megahorn and Earth Power in particular
[22:18] MewAshMew: (lol)

EDIT QUOTE 17:
[22:27] neoslayer93: has left the chat
[22:28] MewAshMew: You said you needed to go? Or are you available to ref a DRAGON DOJO challenge? Allow me to show this challenger the true power of DRAGON!!!

EDIT QUOTE 18:
(Hariyama att+6)
[18:58] MewAlcadiesMew: WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN TYRANITAR AND HARIYAMA?!?
[18:59] digitaldevil1056: OHKO
[18:59] MewAlcadiesMew: With?
[18:59] digitaldevil1056: Bullet Punch
[18:59] IF1994: no, i checked as well
[18:59] IF1994: ttar ain't dead yet
[18:59] MewAlcadiesMew: I checked, even with Att+6 it doesn;t KO
[18:59] digitaldevil1056: uh
[18:59] digitaldevil1056: lets see that again
[19:00] digitaldevil1056: lol
[19:00] digitaldevil1056: why the hell does

Spoiler

[19:00] digitaldevil1056: it have to be
[19:00] digitaldevil1056: Steel type
[19:00] digitaldevil1056: and be called bullet punch
[19:00] MewAlcadiesMew: Bullet = Steel
[19:01] digitaldevil1056: yeah but it's a PUNCH
[19:01] MewAlcadiesMew: Fighting one is called Mach Punch and Hariyama doesn't have it
[19:01] MewAlcadiesMew: So should Fire Punch be fighting too?
[19:01] digitaldevil1056: T-tar uses Earthquake
[19:01] digitaldevil1056: KO
[19:01] digitaldevil1056: yes
[19:02] digitaldevil1056: next mon IF
[19:02] digitaldevil1056: Lucario 100%
[19:02] digitaldevil1056: Tyranitar 33%
[19:02] digitaldevil1056: Sandstorm rages
[19:02] Sandstorm263: has left the chat

Spoiler

[19:03] MewAlcadiesMew: Umm... Meowth also survived Bullet Punch
[19:03] digitaldevil1056: jesus christ
[19:03] digitaldevil1056: this pisses me off
[19:03] digitaldevil1056: we'll start again
[19:03] digitaldevil1056: at
[19:04] digitaldevil1056: Meowth 100% | Hariyama 45.50% Att+6 Def-2
[19:05] digitaldevil1056: ^those stats from 50 years ago

EDIT QUOTE 19:
[19:13] digitaldevil1056: btw
[19:14] digitaldevil1056: CH
[19:14] digitaldevil1056: is 12% chance on slash
[19:14] MewAlcadiesMew: Crit is 12.5%
[19:14] digitaldevil1056: round down
[19:14] digitaldevil1056: Hariyama uses Bullet Punch
[19:14] MewAlcadiesMew: ~facepalm~

EDIT QUOTE 20:
[19:25] MewAlcadiesMew: Stone Edge
[19:26] digitaldevil1056: send when ready
[19:29] MewAlcadiesMew: [19:25] MewAlcadiesMew: Stone Edge

[19:29] digitaldevil1056: can she not get into chats
[19:29] digitaldevil1056: or he
[19:29] MewAlcadiesMew: Who?
[19:29] digitaldevil1056: LOL
[19:29] digitaldevil1056: wrong
[19:29] digitaldevil1056: message
[19:29] digitaldevil1056: but i didn't get that for some reason
[19:30] digitaldevil1056: okay
[19:30] MewAlcadiesMew: Meebo + unreliable internet = lucky this works at all

EDIT QUOTE 21:
[19:38] digitaldevil1056: Garchomp uses Outrage
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: and that my friends
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: is a KO
[19:39] IF1994: lol, i didn't even send a move XD
[19:39] mewalcadiesmew: most certainly is
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: you sent
[19:39] IF1994: i didn't
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: FFFFFF
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: I SEE SWORDS DANCE TWICE
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: WHY AIM
[19:39] digitaldevil1056: WHY

EDIT QUOTE 22:
Towards the end of a battle where I constantly D/C'd and the 5 quotes above this occured...
[19:46] MewAlcadiesMew: Okay, that was the last time I will have internet trouble, I am home now
[19:47] digitaldevil1056: ok
[19:47] digitaldevil1056: and this is the last time i will be a shitty ref
[19:47] digitaldevil1056: i hope

EDIT QUOTE 23:
[11:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) I'm not really sure... to be honest, I'm out to get a balanced team right now, so I'll probably only end up trading it if it proves to be... not particularly useful.
[11:24] mewalcadiesmew: :O Flygon is one of the not so good dragons. If you want a Ground/Dragon type I would seriously suggest Garchomp
[11:24] mewalcadiesmew: Stats of Flygon: 80 100 80 80 80 100
[11:25] mewalcadiesmew: Stats of Garchomp: 108 130 95 80 85 102
[11:25] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) I may consider getting one at some point, then.
[11:26] mewalcadiesmew: (lol) Only reason Flygon would be wanted in my mind is if you want to use a double EQ in a double battle without hurting each other...

EDIT QUOTE 24:
[17:48] TigerintheArk: Phanpy is sent in
[17:48] TigerintheArk: Moves?
[17:48] Tamer Marco: oh god
[17:48] Tamer Marco: must watch
[17:50] TigerintheArk: Lucario uses Sword Dance

Spoiler

[17:50] TigerintheArk: Phanpy uses Charm
[17:50] TigerintheArk: Lucario @ 95.50%
[17:50] MewAlcadiesMew: ~facepalm~
[17:50] TigerintheArk: Phanpy @ 100%
[17:50] TigerintheArk: Moves?
[17:50] Arceusfan493: lol

Spoiler

[17:52] TigerintheArk: Lucario uses Sword Dance
[17:52] Arceusfan493: ugh
[17:52] TigerintheArk: Phanpy uses Charm
[17:52] TigerintheArk: Phanpy @ 100%
[17:52] TigerintheArk: Lucario @ 95.50%
[17:52] TigerintheArk: Moves?
[17:54] TigerintheArk: OMG

Spoiler

[17:54] TigerintheArk: SAME Shit
[17:54] TigerintheArk: Same stats
[17:54] TigerintheArk: Moves?
[17:54] MewAlcadiesMew: OMG LOL
Not what we call a productive 3 turns...

EDIT QUOTE 25:
[23:15] MewAlcadiesMew: Not HKim who is an inactive ref last I checked
[23:15] kingrapter101: What the fuck?
[23:15] cooldunsparce: okay.
[23:15] kingrapter101: Pastebin to show stats?
[23:15] mason878787: has left the chat
[23:15] cooldunsparce: we did not know.
[23:15] cooldunsparce: we will acknowledge.
[23:16] hkimf: Something about the Head Ref not wanting to renew my license since the last time I reffed we were using GSC rules.
[23:16] hkimf: I think that's just crazy talk.
[23:16] hkimf: Can't be that different.
[23:16] NukeThePlatypus: Who here wants to have a battle with GSC rules?
[23:16] MewAlcadiesMew: LOL ~facepalm~

EDIT QUOTE 26:
[23:27] DoIPutNameHere: KO
[23:27] NukeThePlatypus: GG
[23:27] DoIPutNameHere: say gg after turn
[23:27] DoIPutNameHere: lol

Spoiler

[23:27] sniperxpwnage: gg after turn
[23:28] cooldunsparce: gg after turn
[23:28] DoIPutNameHere: O U
[23:28] DoIPutNameHere: you're lucky im leniant..

EDIT QUOTE 27:
[23:47] DoIPutNameHere: eevee is ready to help DAT BAT (crobat)
[23:48] DoIPutNameHere: dratini uses extremespeed on garchomp
[23:48] DoIPutNameHere: metagross uses ice punch on garchomp
[23:48] thecincybengals: MAH COCK
[23:48] DoIPutNameHere: crobat uses sludge bomb on garchomp
[23:48] DoIPutNameHere: KO
[23:48] cooldunsparce: DURHH
[23:48] [email protected]: I smell a team
Someone hates me. Or rather, 4 someones hate me.

EDIT QUOTE 28:
[15:45] Monbrey: Lucario is switched for Tyranitar
[15:45] Monbrey: Sandstream activates
[15:45] Monbrey: Gallade uses Psycho Cut
[15:46] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
[15:46] Monbrey: Crit!

Spoiler

[15:46] wrave91: it fails though
[15:46] mewalcadiesmew: Doesn't affect Tyranitar though
[15:46] Monbrey: Yep

EDIT QUOTE 29:
[21:56] mewalcadiesmew: Metang - Clear Body
[21:56] BlackXHawk69: my salary is at 5k one more basic battle and i can buy a fucking starly FUCK YEAH
[21:57] wrave91: Meowth (M, Pick Up)
[21:57] BlackXHawk69: guys are sent moves
[21:57] wrave91: Fake Out
[21:57] mewalcadiesmew: Bullet Punch if it matters

Spoiler

[21:57] BlackXHawk69: bulet punch
[21:57] BlackXHawk69: BlackXHawk69 rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
[21:57] BlackXHawk69: ch
[21:57] BlackXHawk69: KO

Spoiler

[21:57] BlackXHawk69: jk fake out, flinch

EDIT QUOTE 30:
[22:09] mewalcadiesmew: gg... WHAT? METANG IS EVOLVING! ~Music that I am too lazy to type out~ Congradulations! Your Metang has evolved into Magikarp! MAGIKARP?!? NOOOO! ~Feeds it a Rare Candy~ What? Magikarp is evolving? ~More music~ Congradulations! Your Magikarp has evolved into a Mew! MEW?!? AWESOME! Mew used Transform on Metagross! It somehow became permanent. NO!!! MY MEW! D': Well, at least I got my Metagross...

EDIT QUOTE 31:
[23:59] sniperxpwnage: Unown S uses Hidden Power on Gengar
[23:59] sniperxpwnage: redirected
[23:59] sniperxpwnage: sniperxpwnage rolled 1 5-sided die: 3
[23:59] sniperxpwnage: hits Unown S

EDIT QUOTE 32:
Unown S uses...
[00:10] sniperxpwnage: Hidden Power
[00:10] stunkylupus: thats not what i sent
[00:10] sniperxpwnage: well

Spoiler

[00:10] sniperxpwnage: it used Sacred Fire

Spoiler

[00:10] sniperxpwnage: but Ho-Oh refuses to let it be done

EDIT QUOTE 33:
[23:11] TheEvilDookie: Gallade B uses Fly on Gallade B. Fails.

EDIT QUOTE 34:
[21:39] derianurpg: I CHALLENGE YOUR DOJO
[21:40] derianurpg: no, wait... nevermind
[21:40] derianurpg: ignore that

EDIT QUOTE 35:
[15:41] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) we can all 3 gangrape it :-D
[15:41] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) though i don't know what a gan grape is

EDIT QUOTE 36:
[12:49] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Tyranitar switches to Salamence, Flygon intimidated
[12:49] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) yesss :-D
[12:49] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Flygon uses Draco Meteor

Spoiler

[12:49] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: monbrey rolled 1 100-sided die: 99
[12:49] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Misses
[12:49] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) ...
[12:50] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) FML

EDIT QUOTE 37:
[21:44] thedinobot: Garchomp sent in
[21:45] thedinobot: Infernape uses Stone Edge
[21:45] thedinobot: thedinobot rolled 1 100-sided die: 83
[21:45] imsocorn: -.-
[21:45] thedinobot: misses :X
[21:45] thedinobot: SS
[21:45] thedinobot: moves

Spoiler

[21:45] imsocorn: where'd SS come from?
[21:45] MewAshMew: This isn't a Tyranitar
[21:45] thedinobot: lol
[21:45] thedinobot: sorry, meant Same Stats
[21:45] imsocorn: lol

EDIT QUOTE 38:
[15:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thunderkanol) Hooray, tornado.
[15:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thunderkanol) DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
[15:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) damn
[15:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) brb
[15:38] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thunderkanol) But I'm on a laptop, so I'm staying on.
[15:38] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thunderkanol) I'll update you if I die
[15:39] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg)

EDIT QUOTE 39:
[21:40] PiEaNdChIpS678: Alakazam uses Gengar on Shadow Ball
[21:40] PiEaNdChIpS678: except other way around
[21:40] PiEaNdChIpS678: wait
[21:40] PiEaNdChIpS678: Psychic
[21:40] PiEaNdChIpS678: on Gengar

EDIT QUOTE 40:
[21:51] husnainisme: jr are you really reffing a ffa
[21:52] cooldunsparce: who is reffing
[21:52] PiEaNdChIpS678: if you count what im doing as reffing
[21:52] PiEaNdChIpS678: then yes

EDIT QUOTE 41:
[20:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) "The Evil Dookie uses Dice Roll. It's super effective! Magikchicken fainted."
[20:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) MY ULTIMATE WEAKNESS >_<
[20:57] MewAlcadiesMew: //roll-dice10-sides999
[20:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: mewalcadiesmew rolled 10 999-sided dice: 644 686 429 914 487 104 663 542 178 413
[20:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I swear, my type combination (Insane/Magik User) must have a double-weakness to Dice Roll.
[20:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Sorry, I have 100% resistance to irrelevance.
[20:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Due to my ability: Single-Track Mind

EDIT QUOTE 42 (WIN):
[23:01] BMGfaggot: fuck you near
[23:01] MewAlcadiesMew: ^
[23:01] iamnotyou11: ^
[23:01] sheepskinfuton: you wish
[23:01] PiEaNdChIpS678: i do
[23:01] PiEaNdChIpS678: every night
[23:01] cjsox11: I love people that hate near
[23:01] PiEaNdChIpS678: I FUCKING HATE NEAR
[23:01] PiEaNdChIpS678: GOD THAT KID
What do you know? Edit Quote 42 in post 42 is anti-near

EDIT QUOTE 43:
[17:39] imperialpineaple: shinies dont start with your lolgg shit again

Spoiler

[17:39] imperialpineaple: but lolgg

EDIT QUOTE 44:
[18:27] imsocorn: Typhlosion in
[18:27] imsocorn: moves
[18:27] Arceusfan493: chomps health?
[18:28] imsocorn: 88.33%
[18:28] Arceusfan493: k
[18:29] imsocorn: Chomp EQs
[18:30] imsocorn: Ty uses smokescreen
[18:30] imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 92
[18:30] imsocorn: misses
[18:30] imsocorn: Ty 1.38%
[18:30] imsocorn: Chomp 88.33%
[18:30] Arceusfan493: *facepalm*
[18:30] imsocorn: moves?
[18:31] imsocorn: wtf...
[18:31] Arceusfan493: ?

Spoiler

[18:31] imsocorn: Chomp freakin rests
[18:31] imsocorn: ._.
[18:31] Arceusfan493: ?
[18:31] imsocorn: Ty uses smokescreen
[18:32] imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 56
[18:32] imsocorn: hits
[18:32] imsocorn: SS KOs
[18:32] imsocorn: gg

EDIT QUOTE 45:
[11:42] Monbrey: Leech Seed saps, Charizard KO'd
[11:42] Monbrey: Ampharos [77.86%]
[11:42] Monbrey: Next?
[11:43] Monbrey: Garchomp [100%] | Ampharos [77.86%]
[11:43] Monbrey: Sandstorm, moves?
[11:48] Monbrey: *yawn*
[11:51] sexygreggles: sorry
[11:51] sexygreggles: dinner
[11:51] sexygreggles: Wait. what?
[11:51] Monbrey: ahh k

Spoiler

[11:51] sexygreggles: Garchomp?
[11:52] Monbrey: Yes
[11:52] Monbrey: Garchomp
[11:52] sexygreggles: Ohhhhh fuck.

EDIT QUOTE 46:
[12:04] Monbrey: Garchomp switches to Tyranitar [90.84%]
[12:04] Monbrey: Venusaur uses Leech Seed
[12:04] Monbrey: Monbrey rolled 1 100-sided die: 58
[12:04] Monbrey: Hits
[12:04] Monbrey: Sandstorm hurts Venusaur
[12:04] Monbrey: Aaand
[12:05] Monbrey: Tyranitar is [SLP-1]
[12:06] Monbrey: Tyranitar [70%][SLP-2][SEED] | Venusaur [40.38%]
[12:06] Monbrey: Sandstorm, moves?
[12:06] MewAshMew: How did Leech Seed do 20.84% damage?
[12:07] Monbrey: ....good question
[12:07] Monbrey: That doesnt even make sense in accidental calculations.....

EDIT QUOTE 47:
[17:58] Alaskapigeon: Wanna ref?
[17:58] MewAlcadiesMew: I want to, but I'm not a ref >.>
[17:58] Alaskapigeon: xD
[17:58] Alaskapigeon: sorry

EDIT QUOTE 48:
[21:31] zeferintrazish: can you ref?
[21:32] MewAlcadiesMew: I can, but I'm not an official ref >.>
[21:33] zeferintrazish: kk, nvm then

EDIT QUOTE 49:
[22:58] MewAlcadiesMew: (Magikarp Bazooka hurls Magikarp at them)
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) so thaaaat's why team rocket wanted to force magikarp to evolve
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) better ammo!

EDIT QUOTE 50:
[19:05] DoIPutNameHere: Garchomp 100%
Espeon 88.02%
Sand

[19:05] DoIPutNameHere: moves
[19:06] DoIPutNameHere: espeon uses psybeam
[19:06] DoIPutNameHere: DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 100-sided die: 96
[19:06] DoIPutNameHere: miss
[19:07] DoIPutNameHere: garchomp uses outrage
[19:07] DoIPutNameHere: sand
[19:07] DoIPutNameHere: Garchomp 12.57%
Espeon 88.02% (out1)
Sand
[19:07] DoIPutNameHere: moves
[19:07] Arceusfan493: err
[19:07] MewAshMew: I don't think Espeon used outrage
[19:07] Arceusfan493: lol
[19:07] DoIPutNameHere: oops lol
[19:08] DoIPutNameHere: why not

EDIT QUOTE 51:
[16:28] imsocorn: Speed tie
[16:28] imsocorn: Dusk A 1
[16:28] imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 1
[16:28] imsocorn: erm
[16:28] imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 2-sided die: 1

EDIT QUOTE 52:
[00:20] zeferintrazish: note to self: when able to OHKO your opponent's mon, pay more attention to the battle and not youtube

EDIT QUOTE 53:
[19:17] Destruction269: Crobat 100% [359],
Drapion 70.64% [289], attk2
Mr. Mime 100% [279],
Gardevoir A 75% [259], Sub
Gallade -7.35% [259], Sub
Gardevoir B 100% [259], spattk/spdef1
Metagross A 75% [239], Sub
Metagross B 100% [239], def2
Clefable 100% [219], defs1
Swampert 75% [219], Sub
Blissey 100% [209], def1
Snorlax C 100% [159],
Snorlax B 100% [159],
Snorlax E 100% [159],
Snorlax A 100% [159],
Snorlax D 100.00% [105], def/attk1 spd-

EDIT QUOTE 54:
[20:56] Destruction269: i have a dick worth 5 dollars
[20:57] athletiking: typical
[20:57] thecincybengals: dont flatter yourself
[20:57] JesseJKJesse: 5dolalh make u holla shinies?
[20:57] thecincybengals: xD
[20:57] JesseJKJesse: lol jk

EDIT QUOTE 55:
[07:48] MewAlcadiesMew: ~Pokes Magikchicken to see if he still lives~
[07:50] MewAlcadiesMew: M A G I K C H I C K E N , a r e y o u s t i l l a l i v e ?
[07:50] MewAlcadiesMew: ~preforms CPR on Magikchicken~
[07:51] MewAlcadiesMew: ~Steals Magikchicken's pokéballs~
[07:53] MewAlcadiesMew: ~Has a battle against Magikchicken's pokémon for Dojo Master~
[07:53] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) ~Refs~
[07:54] MewAlcadiesMew: ~Weavile sits there, waiting for commands~ Breloom, DYNAMICPUNCH!
[07:54] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: monbrey rolled 1 100-sided die: 68
[07:54] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) fail
[07:55] MewAlcadiesMew: Come on Breloom, you can't even hit a motionless target? ~Remembers that a Garchomp's Brick Break KO's a Weavile so DynamicPunch is unneeded~
[07:56] MewAlcadiesMew: ~remembers Breloom is still in daycare~
[07:56] * MewAlcadiesMew fail
[07:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) ~Reports~
[07:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) My Infernapes in Daycare atm
[07:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) So no accepting challenges for a bit lol
[07:57] MewAlcadiesMew: ~Realizes the Breloom he used was actually just a doll of a Breloom~
[07:57] MewAlcadiesMew: lol
[07:57] MewAlcadiesMew: I need to put a few of my Dojo pokémon in daycare
[07:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) No wonder the punch missed

EDIT QUOTE 56:
[14:15] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lawl I'm not going to fight pika
[14:15] MewAlcadiesMew: WHY NOT?
[14:16] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) is that a joke?
[14:16] MewAlcadiesMew: It's not like its better than Raichu or anything... O wait...
[14:16] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) well only offensively
[14:16] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) it's very offensive
[14:16] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) I'm offended by it
[14:17] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) it makes a lot of racist jokes
[14:17] MewAlcadiesMew: Pikachu, tell derian how you feel abut his "opinions"
[14:17] MewAlcadiesMew: Pikachu: Pika Pika
[14:18] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) oh THAT MOTHER FUCKER
[14:18] MewAlcadiesMew: Pikachu: PIKA CHU!
[14:18] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) you WHAT?
[14:19] MewAlcadiesMew: Pikachu: Pi Pika Chu. Pika!
[14:19] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) fucking racist
[14:20] * MewAlcadiesMew watches as Pikachu uses Thunderbolt, Volt Tackle, Iron Tail, and Quick Attack on derian.
[14:20] MewAlcadiesMew: It's super effecive! derian fainted.

EDIT QUOTE 57:
[23:50] MewAlcadiesMew: Hi
[23:51] MewAlcadiesMew: I've been wondering where you were Magik. The one time I saw you on you were away.
[23:51] MewAlcadiesMew: OMG MAGIK IS AWAY AGAIN!!!
[23:52] MewAlcadiesMew: What's that for? I see you turning on and off away status...
[23:52] MewAlcadiesMew: STOP TRYING TO BE PSYCHIC AND MESSING WITH PEOPLE CHICKEN!
[00:11] MewAlcadiesMew: Anyone here?
[00:23] MewAlcadiesMew: Why is Magik always away when I am on? He wasn't when I first got on, then he went away, came back, and went away again without saying a word.
[00:23] MewAlcadiesMew: I THINK HE'S AVOIDING ME!
[00:26] MewAlcadiesMew: If anyone else has said anything in here then my Meebo just fails, but what else is new?

Spoiler

[00:39] MewAlcadiesMew: Sorry about that, MAJOR wrong chat >.<
Would have been nice to know sooner I was talking in an IM to someone who is offline, and not in Dojo Sensei's Tea Room...

EDIT QUOTE 58:
[14:15] MewAlcadiesMew: Tyranitar hit first and used Fire Fang. Burn + Flinch. (Choice Scarf)
[14:15] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) Too bad it missed
[14:15] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) ooh the 5% comes back and bites it in the rear
[14:15] MewAlcadiesMew: //roll-dice1-sides100
[14:15] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: mewalcadiesmew rolled 1 100-sided die: 96
[14:15] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) =P
[14:15] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) I win
[14:16] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) These rolls are just not going your way for this imaginary battle

EDIT QUOTE 59:
[18:17] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) So you know Husnain is in the reffing calc
[18:17] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) It's funny
[18:19] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) a tackle from a magikarp leaves him with -224.01% health =)
[18:21] MewAlcadiesMew: Deoxys SpAtt+6's Psycho Boost does so much damage to a Husnain SpDef-6 that it just sets it back to 100.00%.
[18:22] MewAlcadiesMew: Or it just doesn't like calculating it...
[18:22] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) or perhaps it doesn't work
[18:22] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) because Husnain is Dark type =P
[18:22] MewAlcadiesMew: ~facepalm~ I forgot
[18:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (walkertexrang) Haha

EDIT QUOTE 60:
[23:04] thecincybengals: if you fail the ref quiz
[23:05] thecincybengals: then you shouldn't be a ref
[23:05] thecincybengals: lol
[23:05] theevildookie: lol
[23:05] thecincybengals: it's so easy
[23:05] PiEaNdChIpS678: didnt you fail it
[23:05] PiEaNdChIpS678: ^_^;
[23:05] thecincybengals: three times!
[23:05] PiEaNdChIpS678: ^_^;

EDIT QUOTE 61:
[23:29] imsocorn: Its saliva can decompose anything. It wraps its long tongue around things to coat them with its sticky saliva.
[23:29] PiEaNdChIpS678: females
[23:29] MewAshMew: Lickilicky
[23:29] imsocorn: ^
[23:29] MewAshMew: Lickitung
[23:29] husnainisme: lmao jr
[23:29] kingrapter101: females
[23:29] kingrapter101: lickilicky
[23:29] kingrapter101: same thing really right

EDIT QUOTE 62:
[00:20] MewAlcadiesMew: Cradily [75%] Sub SP3 SpDef+2
Vespiquen [75%] Sub Def/SpDef+5
[00:21] MewAlcadiesMew: Vespiquen can heal easily. Cradily loses its def boost if it heals.
[00:22] MewAlcadiesMew: Cradily has no crit move. Vespiquen has a crit move.
[00:22] MewAlcadiesMew: And do you want to hear the most important part?
[00:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (wrave91) ya

Spoiler

[00:23] MewAlcadiesMew: Vespiquen sent, Cradily didn't.

EDIT QUOTE 63:
[17:32] LSpl0x: primeape uses hyper beam on lanturn
[17:32] LSpl0x: KO
[17:32] LSpl0x: gg
[17:32] LSpl0x: Drapion uses Explosion
[17:32] jeffokakoor: gg
[17:32] LSpl0x: on houndoom
[17:32] husnainisme: has left the chat
[17:32] JesseJKJesse: ur primape
[17:32] LSpl0x: KO
[17:32] LSpl0x: gg
[17:32] jeffokakoor: gg
[17:32] LSpl0x: metagross sucks cock
[17:32] LSpl0x: KO
[17:32] LSpl0x: gg
[17:32] jeffokakoor: gg
[17:33] [email protected]: ...
[17:33] [email protected]: xD
[17:33] LSpl0x: and husnain is a nigger
[17:33] JesseJKJesse: Meta Kos Primape
[17:33] LSpl0x: KO
[17:33] jeffokakoor: gg
[17:33] LSpl0x: gg
[17:33] jeffokakoor: LMAO

EDIT QUOTE 64:
DISCLAIMER: If you are Pidge please don't read this. I STILL WORSHIP YOU BECAUSE OF THIS.

Spoiler

[12:33] MewAlcadiesMew: I hope Monbrey gets back on soon. He is my favorite ref. BUT DON'T TELL PIDGE I SAID THAT!
[12:33] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) I'M TELLING PIDGE RIGHT NOW
[12:33] MewAlcadiesMew: Pidge is offline...
[12:33] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) I... er...
[12:33] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) FUCK

EDIT QUOTE 65:
This is from pe2k trades. Here is a link. http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3174243&postcount=1127

EDIT QUOTE 66:
[13:00] mewalcadiesmew: Has it really been 6 months since yesterday?
[13:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Apparently so

EDIT QUOTE 67:
[00:33] LSpl0x: hus
[00:33] LSpl0x: if you had a choice to fuck me or jeff
[00:33] LSpl0x: what would you choose
[00:33] husnainisme: you-1
[00:33] husnainisme: husnainisme rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[00:33] husnainisme: ok
[00:33] husnainisme: husnainisme rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[00:33] husnainisme: husnainisme rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
[00:33] husnainisme: LOL
[00:34] LSpl0x: gg
[00:34] husnainisme: husnainisme rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
[00:34] husnainisme: what do you think I am
[00:34] husnainisme: GAY OR SOMETHING
[00:34] LSpl0x: yes
[00:34] husnainisme: oh
[00:35] LSpl0x: not fully

EDIT QUOTE 68:
Shinies = ref
[21:08] ShiniesRule14: shut u[
[21:08] [email protected]: Canada fucking rules
[21:08] Sweetiekido: everyplace is awesome except america cuz we is broke
[21:08] ShiniesRule14: up
[21:08] ShiniesRule14: shut up
[21:09] Sweetiekido: its true...
[21:09] lspl0x: shut up so shinies can share his experience in blowjobs
[21:09] MewAlcadiesMew: Quiet time.
[21:09] lspl0x: SHUT UP ASHK
[21:09] [email protected]: Shut up LS
[21:09] ShiniesRule14: SHUT
[21:09] ShiniesRule14: has left the chat
[21:09] lspl0x: lold
[21:09] Monbrey: LOL
[21:09] nyurghdude: lol
[21:09] walkertexrang: lo
[21:09] [email protected]: Fail
[21:09] Sweetiekido: hahaha
[21:09] Mikey94028: lol

EDIT QUOTE 69:
Note: Strikethrough means it wasn't there but it should have been
[22:32] Destruction269: Metagross 100% [478][attk1][spd2][def2][mr1]
Jolteon 100% [359]
Sceptile 75% [678] [sub][attk2][spd2]
Raichu 100% [598] [mr4][spattk2][spd2]
[22:32] Destruction269: Moves
[22:32] Destruction269: send to shinies sn
[22:32] Destruction269: shiniesrule sn
[22:33] nyurghdude: requesting more songs here
[22:33] MewAlcadiesMew: Metagross 100% [478][attk1][spd2][def2][mr1]
Jolteon 100% [359]
Sceptile 75% [678] [sub][attk2][spd2]
[22:33] facefisted9000: has left the chat
[22:33] MewAlcadiesMew: oops
[22:33] MewAlcadiesMew: Sceptile 75% [678] [sub][attk2][spd2]
Raichu 100% [598] [mr4][spattk2][spd2]
Metagross 100% [478][attk1][spd2][def2][mr1]
Jolteon 100% [359]
[22:34] imsocorn: wtf is this ._.
[22:34] Destruction269: ffa
[22:34] Destruction269: u missed it
[22:34] MewAlcadiesMew: BMG>pe2k
[22:34] imsocorn: no
[22:34] imsocorn: I mean
[22:35] imsocorn: Wtf is Ash. K doing with stats
[22:35] Destruction269: lol
[22:35] MewAlcadiesMew: I was putting the speeds right

EDIT QUOTE 70:
[18:16] mewalcadiesmew: You want an Evil Cookie to eat. We want an EvilDookie to ref. Deal?
[18:16] TheEvilDookie: i already have evil cookies so nty
[18:28] MewAlcadiesMew: These aren't just any Evil Cookies! They have been frozen by an Arcticuno, zapped by a Zapdos, cooked by a Moltres, Made Sacred by Ho-Oh, made aerodynamical by Lugia, protected by Celebi, magmarized by Groudon, soaked by Kyogre, locked by Rayquaza, doomed by Jirachi, made meteoric by Deoxys, can time travel thanks to Dialga, can teleport thanks to Palkia, dimentionalized by Giratina, cleaned by Phione, clensed by Manaphy, given a sweet aroma by Shaymin, judged the best by Arceus... All before being evil. And then they were completed by Darkrai's Dark Void.

EDIT QUOTE 71:
[19:16] Monbrey: Talk and lose 50%
[19:16] Monbrey: ______________________
[19:16] Monbrey: Infernape uses Mach Punch on Smeargle
[19:16] iamnotyou11: Dick
[19:17] Monbrey: Smeargle loses 50%
[19:17] Monbrey: KO's
[19:17] Monbrey: Near out
[19:17] iamnotyou11: fuck you monbrey
[19:17] [email protected]: gg
[19:17] alaskapigeon1: gg
[19:17] MiloticQueen: gg
[19:17] iamnotyou11: has left the chat
[19:17] Nyurghdude: pwned, gg

EDIT QUOTE 72:
[18:02] MewAlcadiesMew: Also, what happens when an active Dojo Sensei loses their Dojo? Do they get kicked or do we let them stay here?
[18:02] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) one of those
[18:02] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) They get kicked =(
[18:02] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Sorry
[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) But yeah...
[18:03] MewAlcadiesMew: HiPS is out then
[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) I need to houseclean otherwise we'll have a massive backlog of inactives
[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) I dont mind Feng
[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg)
[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) ...
[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) Derian/Wrave/HiPS =(

Spoiler

[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) Y'know, f that. I'm going to let ex-senseis stay in

EDIT QUOTE 73:
Right after this FFA..................
[22:42] mewashmew: I can't believe I lost because I didn't have Earthquake..... And here I thought I wouldn't need it since I had Bone Rush
[22:43] Monbrey: Never understimate my dice's ability the screw you over with accuracy
[22:44] mewashmew: ^_^

EDIT QUOTE 74:
[18:46] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Salamence uses Outrage, KO's
[18:46] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) gg
[18:46] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) gg
[18:46] mewalcadiesmew: g
[18:46] mewalcadiesmew: gg
[18:46] mewalcadiesmew: ggg
[18:46] mewalcadiesmew: gggg
[18:46] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) xD
[18:46] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) thanks for reffin' monbrey
[18:46] mewalcadiesmew: idk
[18:47] mewalcadiesmew: Thanks Monbrey
[18:47] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg) gggg = good goddamn gay game?
[18:47] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (magikchickenurpg)
[18:47] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) xD

EDIT QUOTE 75:
[19:41] alaskapigeon1: ive only been on URPG
[19:41] alaskapigeon1: since april
[19:41] alaskapigeon1: it made me ragequit real life
[19:41] [email protected]: ...
[19:41] [email protected]: ?
[19:42] alaskapigeon1: do you ever see me offline when im not sleeping or eating or at school?
[19:42] [email protected]: Dookie
[19:42] alaskapigeon1: i quit real life
[19:42] [email protected]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQ19TJiCAQ
[19:42] alaskapigeon1: *worth it*
[19:42] alaskapigeon1: lol

EDIT QUOTE 76:
[09:09] mewalcadiesmew: It's almost Halloween....... :O
[09:10] mewalcadiesmew: I for one know that on Halloween

Spoiler

[09:10] mewalcadiesmew: I am probably going to stay inside and play Pokémon
[09:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) I intend to uhh.... "pretend" to be a pedophile
[09:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Yeah.... costume
[09:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) COME TO MY DOOR KIDDIES
[09:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) THERES CANDY
[09:11] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) IN THE BASEMENT
[09:12] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (y2beric) I'm gonna watch football and eat a bunch of our leftover candy

EDIT QUOTE 77:
[17:42] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Why do refs hate reffing?
[17:42] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) xD

Spoiler

[17:42] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Its not reffing, its you

EDIT QUOTE 78:
[20:55] Monbrey: has joined the chat
[20:55] Monbrey: NO FFA
[20:55] Monbrey: GO HOME
[20:56] Monbrey: has left the chat

EDIT QUOTE 79:
[22:55] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lol highest sp atk pokemon is lucario?
[22:55] mewalcadiesmew: I think so
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) wow
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Mine is Togekiss or Magmortar I think
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) mine is kiss
[22:56] mewalcadiesmew: Magmortar is higher
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Jolteon
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) mine might be jynx :-(
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) I forget what it has
[22:56] mewalcadiesmew: Magmortar is still higher
[22:56] mewalcadiesmew: Jolteon has 110
[22:56] mewalcadiesmew: Magmortar 125
[22:56] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) I dont remember bases lol
[22:57] mewalcadiesmew: I try to
[22:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) I'd be better at memorising URPG stats lol
[22:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) xD
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) lol
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) I'm good with base stats
[22:58] mewalcadiesmew: I know the stat formula by heart
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) nice
[22:58] mewalcadiesmew: So I can easily convert between URPG and base
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) you don't have a girlfriend right?
[22:58] mewalcadiesmew: lol
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) LOL
[22:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EDIT QUOTE 80:
[22:24] leman5693: BReloom uses Spore
[22:25] leman5693: Dusknoir uses Sleep Talk
[22:25] zeferintrazish: haha!
[22:25] leman5693: leman5693 rolled 1 31-sided die: 21
[22:25] mewalcadiesmew: lol
[22:25] leman5693: Rest
[22:25] leman5693: pwnt
[22:25] mewalcadiesmew: lol
[22:25] zeferintrazish: DAMN

EDIT QUOTE 81:
[18:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: ([email protected]) Can we breed in URPG
[18:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) We can
[18:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) xD
[18:23] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) But our Pokemon cant
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: ([email protected]) But, can I breed with my pokemon?
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) not advised
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) its frowned upon
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) Unless you have a Gardevoir I dont recommend it
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) lol
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) or a lickilicky
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (monbrey) *has a Gardevoir*
[18:24] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: ([email protected]) ewww
[18:25] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) but its in your basement, right?

 

(10:05) cooldunsparce: Today I admitted I was gay, ya me

 

ojajrrj 11:25 pm
(11:25:24 PM): Yes.
(11:25:26 PM): That's right.
(11:25:28 PM): I have a penis.


:'D

 

[22:33] iamnotyou11: what's a good argument as to why american pie should be allowed to be watched in class, if the teacher promised we could watch a movie, and that we would vote on movie's people bring in
[22:33] Zoa: ALL ARE COCKS
[22:33] iamnotyou11: what
[22:34] Zoa: all are cocks
[22:34] iamnotyou11: wtf does that mean

 

[email protected]: (9:31:46 PM) we should talk about my bloody vagina
[email protected]: (9:32:37 PM) pads are uncomfortable and get heavy as the flow goes on
[email protected]: (9:33:00 PM) but tamons can get stuck and give you toxic shock syndrom if you leave it in too long
[email protected]: (9:33:10 PM) I change my ever 6-12 hours
[email protected]: (9:34:12 PM) matters how heavy Aunt Flow is during that special week of time when mother nature veers her awkward head around the labium wall
ojajrrj: (9:34:46 PM) You lose your tampons?
ojajrrj: (9:34:57 PM) in your vagina?
[email protected]: (9:35:15 PM) yea it's HUGE
[email protected]: (9:35:31 PM) I use it as a travel purse
ojajrrj: (9:35:52 PM) I'm
ojajrrj: (9:35:53 PM) so sorry.
[email protected]: (9:36:02 PM) lol
[email protected]: (9:36:06 PM) it happens

 

Both of these are from the FFA hosted by Stinky (stunkylupus) on June 2.

Stinky: Olivine (Steel) 12:40 am
(12:40:23 AM): Pidgeot Transforms into Ditto which is really a snorlax


^^^ Pidgeot used Mimic to copy Ditto's Transform, then used it... on the same Ditto, which had transformed into Snorlax. xD



And, after Gallade inflicted retribution on the original Snorlax, which had body slammed it... Also, there was a Kingdra in the early parts of the battle. It died to a Body Slam, which helped me come up with...

Rotom-O 75% [407], Sub DD+1 CM+1
Gengar 100% [319],
Togekiss 23.26% [259],
Gallade 90.59% [259], ATK/DEF+1
Snorlax 75% [159], [is really a Ditto] STCK2 DEF/SPDEF+2 Sub
Slowbro 100.00% [159], Sub
Swampert 75% [145], Sub CRS1
Snorlax 29.96% [105], Sub [is really a Pidgeot] CRS1
Snorlax 100% [105], CRS1

Psychedelic Shroomish 12:54 am
(12:54:26 AM): this reminds me of 300
(12:54:36 AM): gallade is gerard buttler and snorlaxs are dirty persian bastards
MagikchickenURPG 12:54 am
(12:54:39 AM): xD
(12:54:40 AM): Lmfao
Stinky 12:54 am
(12:54:46 AM): yeah that
MagikchickenURPG 12:55 am
(12:55:15 AM): "You come to my kingdom, and lay the heads of conquered Kingdras on MY city steps... You threaten my people with SLAVERY and BODY SLAMS."
(12:55:24 AM): "Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Snorlax. Maybe you should've done the same..."
Psychedelic Shroomish 12:55 am
(12:55:36 AM): Snorlax: ZZZ...
Siberian Tiger 12:55 am
(12:55:42 AM): ^
MagikchickenURPG 12:55 am
(12:55:44 AM): xD
(12:56:00 AM): *gallade painstakingly rolls the sleeping snorlax into the well*
(12:56:04 AM): *it gets stuck halfway down*
Pidge 12:56 am
(12:56:09 AM): LOL
MagikchickenURPG 12:56 am
(12:56:11 AM): Gallade: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Psychedelic Shroomish 12:56 am
(12:56:33 AM): now this is what i call an ultra pokemon role playing gam
MagikchickenURPG 12:56 am
(12:56:46 AM): xD
gun6: Azalea (Bug) 1:00 am
(1:00:37 AM): amazing
Siberian Tiger 1:00 am
(1:00:46 AM): i know right
Pidge 1:00 am
(1:00:52 AM): uh
gun6: Azalea (Bug) 1:00 am
(1:00:53 AM): that was the greatest chunk of win I have seen since that time yo momma shat bricks

 

[19:02] MewAlcadiesMew: I LOST TO A ----ING CLEFFA!!!
[19:03] MewAlcadiesMew: Why Cleffa anyway?
[19:03] MewAlcadiesMew: And not Gallade?
[19:03] Shikaru91: 1 battle towards Clefable
[19:03] MewAlcadiesMew: Or Quagsire
[19:03] MewAlcadiesMew: LOL
[19:03] MewAlcadiesMew: YOu risked losing a dojo match to evolve your Cleffa?

 

ojajrrj: (6:17:36 PM) How's your toe fungus?
PiEaNdChIpS678: (6:18:01 PM) getting better
PiEaNdChIpS678: (6:18:04 PM) but still hurts
PiEaNdChIpS678: (6:18:04 PM)
PiEaNdChIpS678: (6:18:12 PM) also migrating to my testes

EDIT:

CJsox72: (6:41:34 PM) I like battling you
CJsox72: (6:41:35 PM) because
CJsox72: (6:41:38 PM) I can just like
CJsox72: (6:41:39 PM) go nuts
CJsox72: (6:41:49 PM) battle with ridiculous risks
CJsox72: (6:41:54 PM) and I don't feel like I'm being judged
CJsox72: (6:41:55 PM) because
CJsox72: (6:42:04 PM) YOU ARE THE WORST URPGER EVER!!!!

 

TigerintheArk 3:53 am
(3:53:23 AM): I sucked so bad when I joined
(3:53:26 AM): Seriously, one sec
TigerintheArk 3:53 am
(3:53:28 AM): >_>
TigerintheArk 4:02 am
(4:02:01 AM): http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22169
(4:02:07 AM): I was such a b00b
(4:02:09 AM): ...
(4:02:15 AM): Facepalming
(4:02:17 AM): So hard

 

What is this? A quote NOT from AIM?

 

Long story short, an epic fail. That is all.

Spoiler

gurussonpman has entered the room. 10:00 pm
gurussonpman is on your blocked list. 10:00 pm
theblackmaeg 10:00 pm
(22:00:29): Hold on.

(22:00:34): We're one person short.
derianurpg 10:00 pm
(22:00:40): (I'm just spectating)
Senzura1 10:01 pm
(22:01:00): derian, can u just be in this one?
derianurpg 10:01 pm
(22:01:07): I guesss
IF1994 10:01 pm
(22:01:21): roll for teams
theblackmaeg 10:01 pm
(22:01:25): walker says he will, if I'm not too late.
gurussonpman 10:01 pm
(22:01:36): bring him in
Senzura1 10:01 pm
(22:01:38): or welse pman is gonna whore himself off somwhere else jk
walkertexrang has entered the room. 10:01 pm
derianurpg 10:01 pm
(22:01:50): aw damn, and I was just getting excited to play

(22:01:50): jk
gurussonpman 10:02 pm
(22:02:20): senzura is with
OnlineHost 10:02 pm
(22:02:26): gurussonpman rolled 1 3-sided die: 1
gurussonpman 10:02 pm
(22:02:31): 3 is alker
Sandstorm263 has entered the room. 10:02 pm
gurussonpman 10:02 pm
(22:02:38): 2 is black mage

(22:02:43): 1 is iff

(22:02:49): what was the roll result
Senzura1 10:03 pm
(22:03:00): 1 + 1 vs 1 + 1 DPPt No holds Normal weather and shit Double
gurussonpman 10:03 pm
(22:03:13): s who is with who?
walkertexrang 10:03 pm
(22:03:30): senzura is with IF
derianurpg 10:03 pm
(22:03:30): the roll result was 1, so senzura is with IF

(22:03:34): ninja bastard!
gurussonpman 10:03 pm
(22:03:39): i can't see roll results so either i can do them in t claculator and you guys don't see them or someone can read them back to me
theblackmaeg 10:04 pm
(22:04:36): We'll read 'em back.
gurussonpman 10:04 pm
(22:04:47): mons a nd usernames pls
walkertexrang 10:04 pm
(22:04:58): is this revo? or d/p/pt?
theblackmaeg 10:05 pm
(22:05:03): DDPt
IF1994 10:05 pm
(22:05:08): InfernoFlames
theblackmaeg 10:05 pm
(22:05:23): Pidgeot, Male, Tangled Feet, and I'm Skull Kid
walkertexrang 10:06 pm
(22:06:11): Neonsands
gurussonpman 10:06 pm
(22:06:48): mons guys
IF1994 10:06 pm
(22:06:58): Lucario(female, steadfast), standby for battle
theblackmaeg 10:07 pm
(22:07:01): Pidgeot, Male, Tangled Feet
walkertexrang 10:07 pm
(22:07:33): and Forretress/M/Sturdy
theblackmaeg 10:07 pm
(22:07:42): sen?
Senzura1 10:08 pm
(22:08:06): Senzura, Togekiss, F, Serene Grace
gurussonpman 10:08 pm
(22:08:29): brb, door

(22:09:48): ok, moves
theblackmaeg 10:10 pm
(22:10:11): Pidgeot uses Tailwind
Senzura1 10:10 pm
(22:10:47): Metronome on Foretress
walkertexrang 10:10 pm
(22:10:57): Forretress uses Rock Polish

(22:11:21): and by that i mean not rock polish
IF1994 10:11 pm
(22:11:22): Lucario uses Swords Dance
walkertexrang 10:11 pm
(22:11:34): i guess i cant change now so w/e
gurussonpman 10:11 pm
(22:11:44): ok, does anybody know how i pick the move metronime uses?
theblackmaeg 10:12 pm
(22:12:04): There's a ref guide for this.
gurussonpman 10:12 pm
(22:12:40): its not in there
Senzura1 10:12 pm
(22:12:52): URPG's newest ref everybody! round of applause!
derianurpg 10:12 pm
(22:12:58): *applause*
gurussonpman 10:13 pm
(22:13:17): i'll random page bulbadia till i get a move, any objections?
derianurpg 10:13 pm
(22:13:39): you roll like a x-sided die, I think
theblackmaeg 10:13 pm
(22:13:42): Ask ST.

(22:13:43): He knows.
walkertexrang 10:14 pm
(22:14:06): there is a page for this
IF1994 10:14 pm
(22:14:15): roll a four hundred-something sided dice

(22:14:28): and the number rolled is the move that it uses
Senzura1 10:14 pm
(22:14:34): Yah, bulbapedi'as pages arent really random. They have a matrix that makes pages that need work appear more often
theblackmaeg 10:14 pm
(22:14:41): "Uses a random move out of the 467 moves. These moves cannot be picked: Assist, Chatter, Copycat, Counter, Covet, Destiny Bond, Detect, Endure, Feint, Focus Punch, Follow Me, Helping Hand, Me First, Metronome, Mimic, Mirror Coat, Mirror Move, Protect, Sketch, Sleep Talk, Snatch, Struggle, Switcheroo, Thief, Trick, and any move the User Pokémon knows."
walkertexrang 10:15 pm
(22:15:26): so roll a 467 sided die

(22:15:39): open up bulbapedia and type in move list or something

(22:15:42): find that number

(22:15:44): and use it
theblackmaeg 10:15 pm
(22:15:52): -All the moves Kiss knows.
gurussonpman 10:16 pm
(22:16:08): ok, so it turns out theres been a mistake and i can't actuallty ref you guys, sorry
theblackmaeg 10:16 pm
(22:16:16): Why not?
Sandstorm263 has left the room. 10:16 pm
gurussonpman 10:16 pm
(22:16:48): apparently i passed the wrong test
theblackmaeg 10:16 pm
(22:16:58): ORLY
walkertexrang 10:17 pm
(22:17:03): what test did you pass?
derianurpg 10:17 pm
(22:17:14): pregnancy test
walkertexrang 10:17 pm
(22:17:24): ahhhh
gurussonpman 10:17 pm
(22:17:34): the quiz as apoosed to the test...i didn't know there was a difference
theblackmaeg 10:17 pm
(22:17:50): So you're not actually a ref yet.

(22:17:56): You've done half the requirements.
IF1994 10:18 pm
(22:18:11): u still have to ask an offical to ref test u
gurussonpman 10:18 pm
(22:18:11): so it appears...it seams i just have to do the test on aim as apossed to by pm

(22:18:24): so it appears

(22:18:31): i do apoligize guys
walkertexrang 10:18 pm
(22:18:49): oh well
theblackmaeg 10:18 pm
(22:18:52): Alright.

(22:18:56): Seeya.
IF1994 10:18 pm
(22:18:59): bye
theblackmaeg 10:19 pm
(22:19:00): Good luck with that.
gurussonpman 10:19 pm
(22:19:02): sorry to break up the fun......

(22:19:09): hopefully will be a ref v soon
gurussonpman has left the room. 10:19 pm

 

[22:48] Zinata360: I got my avvie done
[22:49] Zinata360: May Norman, she'll eat your babies.
[22:49] TigerintheArk: Dude, that so fails. Doesn't fit at all.
[22:49] Zinata360: Fine, what should I make it say?
[22:49] Ultramr101: May Norman, she'll have your babies.


tigerintheark (10:42:31 PM): Ya, cause I mean, it's not like a girl should instinctively feel or notice that
tigerintheark (10:42:54 PM): I mean, I don't know about other guys, but if anything of mine was accidently hanging out, I'd fucking know
tigerintheark (10:42:54 PM): XD
ojajrrj (10:43:11 PM): Oh, no, breasts are pretty easy to lose track of when you're wearing a v-neck.
ojajrrj (10:43:18 PM): Um.
ojajrrj (10:43:23 PM): *headdesk*

 

Xbox Live

Zoa: Anna, what is your opinion of Gucci Mane?
KellieNoire: I'm white, I don't even know what that is.

 

And I'd just figured out exactly what i had to do for metronome as well

 

this is really that much fail, but it's fail nonetheless

me: ...*faceplam*
zekuromu: something wrong?
me: look at the forum battle page
zekuromu: Wats wrong with it?
me: we both made threads for the battle

 

Rainsecbow (2:46:54 AM): hey
TigerintheArk (2:47:41 AM): Yes?
Rainsecbow (2:47:51 AM): whats up?
TigerintheArk (2:48:19 AM): Reffing
TigerintheArk (2:48:21 AM): You?
Rainsecbow (2:48:46 AM): yeah i found a nice website
Rainsecbow (2:48:47 AM): im just chillen and downloading some ringtones on my cellphone
TigerintheArk (2:49:00 AM): I'm about to An Hero, do you mind much?
TigerintheArk (2:49:13 AM): I mean, I need someone to watch ._.
Rainsecbow (2:49:14 AM): if you wanna check it out its free the website is http://referer.us/7/freeringtones4
Rainsecbow (2:49:39 AM): yeah i got like 15 downloaded already lol
TigerintheArk (2:56:50 AM): So what would you say if I said Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison of Twilight should both have a nuke shoved up their ass so it can implode, painfully killing them?
Rainsecbow (2:57:16 AM): they got all the new songs

 

Senzura requested I post this.


senzura1: btw. my do people overuse lmao?
derianurpg: I use it when I think something is legitimately more funny then lol
senzura1: irl your proboly just grinned or somthing, but on the interwebs u claim your "laughing your ass off"
derianurpg: I was mentally laughing my ass off
derianurpg: I intellectually found that very amusing

 

(5:22:44 PM) imsocorn: hes eatin dinner sooo... yeah
(5:22:46 PM) imsocorn: lets wait -.-
(5:22:52 PM) [email protected]: k, lol
(5:23:04 PM) [email protected]: Can you quiz me on cell organelles?
(5:23:13 PM) imsocorn: ummm
(5:23:19 PM) imsocorn: Mitochondrion are?
(5:23:50 PM) [email protected]: Um...They create protien Synthesis, right?
(5:23:53 PM) imsocorn: mmhmm

 

(A few quiz questions later...)
Vacuoles?
[email protected] 6:26 pm
(6:26:13 PM): That's a tough one...stores energy and water?
(6:27:15 PM): ...are you on wikipedia XD?
imsocorn 6:28 pm
(6:28:30 PM): it is, and no, I'm not
(6:28:36 PM): I kicked ASS at Bio =P
[email protected] 6:28 pm
(6:28:45 PM): Sweet.
imsocorn 6:29 pm
(6:29:04 PM): haven't take in in about 2-3 years though
[email protected] 6:29 pm
(6:29:43 PM): Well, I'm doing this in grade 8, so your memory must be pretty kick ass too.
(6:30:28 PM): I'm pretty sure we dicect pig fetuses in grade 9 or 11.
imsocorn 6:30 pm
(6:30:35 PM): I slept through my eigth grade science class
(6:30:35 PM): lol
[email protected] 6:30 pm
(6:30:48 PM): I doodled through mine XD
imsocorn 6:30 pm
(6:30:51 PM): I literally set it aside as nap time
(6:30:56 PM): and I was in the front too
(6:31:06 PM): as long as I got As, she didn't give a damn +P
[email protected] 6:31 pm
(6:31:21 PM): My teacher always complains about not being able to sleep in science.
(6:31:54 PM): And uses threatening hypothetical situations to describe scientific scenarios.
imsocorn 6:32 pm
(6:32:10 PM): thats... odd
[email protected] 6:32 pm
(6:32:22 PM): Kinda like how I use big words to make myself sound smart.
imsocorn 6:32 pm
(6:32:28 PM): freshmen year, there were 2 algebra I teachers
(6:32:32 PM): the one I didn't have
imsocorn 6:32 pm
(6:32:35 PM): had a nub-finger
(6:32:44 PM): she would stick it in someones ear if they fell asleep
[email protected] 6:33 pm
(6:33:00 PM): ...remind me never to go to your school