The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

slightly edited, took out off-topic stuff.

starmies stats:
Starmie 100% [Def/SpDef+3]


TheEvilDookie (11:38:47 PM): Lapras A uses Sheer Cold on Starmie
husnainisme (11:38:51 PM): hit
OnlineHost (11:38:51 PM): TheEvilDookie rolled 1 100-sided die: 2
husnainisme (11:38:52 PM): hit
husnainisme (11:38:52 PM): hit
husnainisme (11:38:53 PM): OMG
husnainisme (11:38:54 PM): LOL
derianurpg (11:38:55 PM): :O
TheEvilDookie (11:38:55 PM): Hits KO
DoIPutNameHere (11:38:56 PM): O_O

 

ojajrrj: (10:14:56 PM) HOW GOES IT
MissingApparatus: (10:15:40 PM) YOU KNOW
MissingApparatus: (10:15:42 PM) SAME OLD
MissingApparatus: (10:15:45 PM) YOU?
ojajrrj: (10:16:04 PM) Well
ojajrrj: (10:16:07 PM) I starved my sister.
MissingApparatus: (10:22:10 PM) sounds pretty amusing
MissingApparatus: (10:22:27 PM) like the one time I stepped on my cat
MissingApparatus: (10:22:32 PM) And broke its hip
MissingApparatus: (10:22:35 PM) Good times

 

sniperxpwnage 5:53 pm
(5:53:27 PM): im on stinky

 

After a long argument...

Alaskapigeon: Shut up, your mom goes to college. :b xD I'm so stupid.
Perdidoyfundir: My mom is dead you asshole. I'm extremely insulted.
Alaskapigeon: xD
digitaldevil1056: (His mom is really dead) Which makes it funnier.
Alaskapigeon:.....I feel bad
Perdidoyfundir: Whatever. Anyways....

 

zeferintrazish: Stealth Rock hits. Wake Me Up is now at 80% health
Makina: T.T noooo!
Makina: Running Up That Hill switched out. Moves?
zeferintrazish: Bass Hunter Uses Techno Jingle Bells. The opponent is confused
Makina: curse you, new age catchiness!

 

[email protected] 10:54 pm
(10:54:51 PM): Is there such thing as a collab story?
ShiniesRule14 10:55 pm
(10:55:07 PM): yeah
(10:55:20 PM): but it has to be for more then 2 pokes
(10:55:25 PM): so each gets 1
[email protected] 10:55 pm
(10:55:32 PM): Makes sense.
(10:56:33 PM): I wouldn't want to cut the Pokemon in half.
ShiniesRule14 10:56 pm
(10:56:40 PM): lolol
[email protected] 10:56 pm
(10:56:52 PM): Too messy. Officer Jenny would be all over my ass.
ShiniesRule14 10:57 pm
(10:57:08 PM): lol
(10:57:12 PM): dats a gewd thing
(10:57:13 PM): XDDD
[email protected] 10:57 pm
(10:57:41 PM): I should've seen that one coming.
ShiniesRule14 10:57 pm
(10:57:48 PM): LOL
[email protected] 10:58 pm
(10:58:11 PM): Lol loses its meaning if it's overused.
ShiniesRule14 10:58 pm
(10:58:22 PM): yee
[email protected] 10:58 pm
(10:58:34 PM): It becomes more of a speech impediment.
[email protected] 11:00 pm
(11:00:15 PM): I'm two moves away from breaking the record for most stuffs on Raichu.
ShiniesRule14 11:00 pm
(11:00:39 PM): nice!!!
[email protected] 11:00 pm
(11:00:43 PM): But I can't leave hm in the daycare for camp 'cuz of the tourney XD
(11:00:52 PM): ...And I'm broke.
ShiniesRule14 11:00 pm
(11:00:53 PM): dang D:
(11:01:01 PM): also wuts ur team in tourney
[email protected] 11:01 pm
(11:01:08 PM): Team RagTag
ShiniesRule14 11:01 pm
(11:01:14 PM): oic
[email protected] 11:01 pm
(11:01:51 PM): Meaning: Team Everybody else was taken, so I grabbed a couple of people I knew from the almost dead RP forum and Vanity.
(11:02:03 PM): We actually turned out pretty good.
ShiniesRule14 11:02 pm
(11:02:03 PM): lol
(11:02:06 PM): nice
[email protected] 11:02 pm
(11:02:32 PM): Bitches dunno 'bout my Thunderbolt.
(11:02:59 PM): Except officer Jenny.
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[email protected] 11:07 pm
(11:07:01 PM): I'm think going to post some of this in the quote section.
(11:07:09 PM): At least the Officer Jenny bit.
ShiniesRule14 11:07 pm
(11:07:22 PM): lolol
[email protected] 11:07 pm
(11:07:48 PM): ...are all the keys broken except the O and L keys?
ShiniesRule14 11:07 pm
(11:07:57 PM): nope
(11:07:58 PM): !!!
[email protected] 11:08 pm
(11:08:08 PM): lol
(11:08:24 PM): Oh shit, I caught the virus.
ShiniesRule14 11:08 pm
(11:08:41 PM): oh no D:
(11:08:47 PM): o u caught it
[email protected] 11:09 pm
(11:09:09 PM): I'm turning into a monster...

Spoiler

(11:09:19 PM): I'm turning into...

Spoiler

(11:09:24 PM): A URPG REF!

 

SotaOMG 2:00 pm
(2:00:27 PM): we can be like a sexy quote couple
Lord Khajmer 2:00 pm
(2:00:32 PM): nty
(2:00:59 PM): Anything with "we" "sexy" and "couple" in it coming from you is not something I want any part of
SotaOMG 2:01 pm
(2:01:21 PM): why
(2:01:25 PM): do you think i'm ugly
(2:01:25 PM):
Lord Khajmer 2:01 pm
(2:01:29 PM): Yes

And from earlier;

Lord Khajmer 1:59 pm
(1:59:28 PM): gfu
SotaOMG 1:59 pm
(1:59:41 PM): aw did you make that up yourself
Lord Khajmer 1:59 pm
(1:59:50 PM): No, I stole it from someone else
SotaOMG 2:00 pm
(2:00:05 PM): just like you did with my virginity ":

 

iamnotyou11 3:26 pm
(3:26:54 PM): Hey mr dunsparce
(3:26:54 PM): I mean
(3:26:57 PM): Dunfaggot
cooldunsparce 3:38 pm
(3:38:06 PM): what do you want
iamnotyou11 3:40 pm
(3:40:21 PM): Shutup

 

Some guy impersonating ST... -_-

[01:03] SumerianRevenant: New SN
[01:03] SumerianRevenant: Adding everyone over
[01:03] Zoa: who are you
[01:03] SumerianRevenant: ...
[01:03] SumerianRevenant: Look at my Avatar
[01:03] SumerianRevenant: ST
[01:03] SumerianRevenant: FOOL
[01:04] SumerianRevenant: Also
[01:04] Zoa: i dont believe you
[01:04] Zoa: who would choose that gay of a name
[01:04] Zoa: and look that gay in their avatar
[01:04] SumerianRevenant: Ok w/e BKRandy
[01:04] SumerianRevenant: You stupid scrub
[01:04] SumerianRevenant: bhnd u
[01:05] Zoa: oh i get it u are trying to offend me
[01:05] Zoa: by labeling me as inexperienced

Also, from my blog, hus is fucked:

 

DoIPutNameHere 5:32 pm
uh
i call the jonas brothers
just incase i become gay

 

I stand by this statement. :spam: :awww:

 

:mail::mail::mail::mail::mail::mail::banana:

I call the 4th one just incase

 

This is probably one of those that are funnier when you're there as they unfold, but it at least deserves to end up here on the quote thread.

[12:05] Black Hawk: Abra 14.17 | Vibrava 70
[12:05] MagikchickenURPG: Abra uses THIS IS SPARTA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[12:05] Black Hawk: TiS...
[12:05] OnlineHost: BlackXHawk69 rolled 1 100-sided die: 82
[12:05] Black Hawk: hit KO
[12:05] MagikchickenURPG: HA
[12:05] Black Hawk: jk
[12:05] MagikchickenURPG: win

 

thinking of special ffa rules..

PiEaNdChIpS678 (5:55:01 PM): how about we all go get laid then come back when we're done
MagikchickenURPG (5:55:04 PM): That's pretty dumb but would be fun.

 

FFA's are fun...

SumerianRevenant 11:18 pm
(11:18:20 PM): Ash K is KO'D

cooldunsparce 11:18 pm
(11:18:22 PM): ">"
(11:18:26 PM): gg

sheepskinfuton 11:18 pm
(11:18:28 PM): gg

SumerianRevenant 11:18 pm
(11:18:42 PM): Now
(11:18:46 PM): Sceptile uses Detect

digitaldevil1056 11:18 pm
(11:18:50 PM): what mon was he

SumerianRevenant 11:18 pm
(11:18:51 PM): Dusknoir B
(11:18:54 PM): Err

SumerianRevenant 11:18 pm
(11:18:56 PM): Wow
(11:19:03 PM): I said Ash K and not his Pokemon lul

 

[13:44] Politoed Prince: I got chimchar from the gift station x3
[13:44] JesseJKJesse: you cant use mons from the gift staion tell after it....
[13:44] derianurpg: ...
[13:44] JesseJKJesse: ...
[13:44] derianurpg: this contest is OVER
[13:44] derianurpg: *flips over table*

 

TigerintheArk 5:23 pm
(5:23:36 PM): Ok, done, bai
imsocorn 5:23 pm
(5:23:36 PM): KO
TigerintheArk has left the room. 5:23 pm
imperialpineaple 5:23 pm
(5:23:46 PM): is that forfeit lol
imsocorn 5:23 pm
(5:23:48 PM): umm... do we call that a forefeit?
annagorov 5:23 pm
(5:23:55 PM): Yeah... I'd call it a forfeit
imsocorn 5:24 pm
(5:24:05 PM): You ask... I'm afraid too =/

lol. ST, you scary sonuvabitch <3

 

My screen shot WIN
ST, Jr, Doro, and I.
Not a quote. But who gives a shit?

 

I lol'd by the way.


annagorov 12:17 am
(12:17:09 AM): Ignoring Feng
SotaOMG 12:17 am
(12:17:21 AM): nobody cares
(12:17:22 AM): whore
annagorov 12:17 am
(12:17:29 AM): And you, too. Faggot.
[email protected] 12:17 am
(12:17:36 AM): I think a part of ST has rubbed off onto anna
annagorov 12:17 am
(12:17:40 AM): Ahhh. There we go. That's better...
SumerianRevenant has entered the room. 12:17 am
[email protected] 12:17 am
(12:17:43 AM): lol
sheepskinfuton 12:17 am
(12:17:43 AM): lololol
SumerianRevenant 12:17 am
(12:17:46 AM): Sup faggot
SotaOMG 12:17 am
(12:17:47 AM): you mean
[email protected] 12:17 am
(12:17:49 AM): LOLOLOL

 

[16:37] Y2Beric: Wait, your a parrot?
[16:39] theomegamoon: I'm not a parrot. That parrot is a parrot.
[16:40] Y2Beric: But if the parrot is a parrot, and you are a parrot then that would mean you are the parrot who is a parrot
[16:41] theomegamoon: ... lolwut?
[16:42] Y2Beric: Why did you wanna know how tall I was?
[16:44] theomegamoon: Ask the parrot.
[16:45] Y2Beric: Well you are the parrot so I did just ask the parrot
[16:47] theomegamoon: I am not the parrot, the parrot is the parrot, not the parrot which you believe is me but is not a parrot.
[16:50] Y2Beric: But if there is a parrot then the parrot must be you. A parrot is a parrot and being a parrot it can only speak not type. So the parrot of which is a parrot can only be a parrot thats a half human parrot so this parrot thats a parrot but is really only half parrot is you the half parrot.
[16:52] theomegamoon: Oh, this is so going in the quotes thread.