The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

From the same chat as the dumn not dum comes:

badalcristiano23 9:44 pm: why are all of you perving over the picture thread?
badalcristiano23 9:44 pm: btw any chicks here? ;-)

Edit: and

DoIPutNameHere: ST is easy troll target
meaning he is dumb
tigerintheark 10:42: ^

 

Let me try some, though mine likely won't be as good as other people's......... yet.

[21:13] ojajrrj: kk
[21:13] ojajrrj: After I'm done with
[21:14] ojajrrj: a hundred and fifty chemistry problems
[21:14] ojajrrj: I'll see if you're still on. o_o
[21:14] ojajrrj: Actually
[21:14] ojajrrj: I think there are more than that
[21:14] ojajrrj: AHHHHHHHH
[21:14] ojajrrj: *collapses*
[21:14] MewAlcadiesMew: :'( *CPR! QUICK!*
[21:15] MewAlcadiesMew: *Curses! I should have paid more attention in those gym classes*
[21:15] ojajrrj: NO DON'T
[21:15] ojajrrj: I'LL HAVE TO FINISH THE CHEMISTRY
[21:15] ojajrrj: D:
[21:15] MewAlcadiesMew: Sounds rough
[21:15] MewAlcadiesMew: :'''(
[21:16] ojajrrj: XD

[20:51] tigerintheark: Starmie uses Ice Beam
[20:51] tigerintheark: tigerintheark rolled 1 100-sided die: 81
[20:51] tigerintheark: Misses
A bit later...
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: Starmie's Ice Beam on Garchomp: Misses
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: We call it even. xD
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: a'ight?
[21:31] MewAlcadiesMew: 20% vs 5%...
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: nope
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: 15% vs 10%
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: Fly is 10% miss
[21:31] MewAlcadiesMew: Sand Veil is 20%
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: sandstorm garchomp is 15%

From Marriland:
Sand Veil
Any attacks targeting the user have an extra 20% chance of missing due to the Sandstorm. Garchomp also takes no damage from Sandstorm between turns.
(Move Pwr Acc)
Fly 90 95%
NOTE HOW 100-15>81...



(Referring to Dragonite)
[17:50] [Dojo Masters' Union]: ([email protected]) If it learns TBolt it can be rid of all Water/Ices
[17:51] MewAlcadiesMew: It has Thunderpunch...
[17:51] [Dojo Masters' Union]: ([email protected]) Lapras will probably be a common foe
[17:51] [Dojo Masters' Union]: ([email protected]) Tbolt is better for most situations
[17:51] MewAlcadiesMew: Which is probably better with its Attack/Special Attack comparison
[17:52] [Dojo Masters' Union]: ([email protected]) Only if it utilises DD (Wasting a move) otherwise not
[17:52] MewAlcadiesMew: That's the other thing I messed up on in my battle... I should've used Dragon Dance while his Gallade slept
[17:53] MewAlcadiesMew: I could've then Outrage'd Salamence for MAJOR damage
[17:54] MewAlcadiesMew: KO actually




[20:43] nuketheplatypus: i COULD consider Spiritomb...
[20:43] nuketheplatypus: Or Mismagius
[20:43] MewAlcadiesMew: Misdreavus is buyable you know...
[20:44] MewAlcadiesMew: And Gallade>Spiritomb



[20:48] Arceusfan493: i'm UNlucky for having to watch a nerdy argument with lame comebacks
[20:48] MagikchickenURPG: xD
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: comebacks?
[20:49] tigerintheark: lols
[20:49] tigerintheark: Ok
[20:49] tigerintheark: Back
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: We're discussing strategy.
[20:49] Arceusfan493: with the enemy?
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: Welcome back, O Illustrious Referee.
[20:49] MewAlcadiesMew: He just doesn't get it.
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: Yes, of course
[20:49] tigerintheark: Starmie uses Recover
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: No, he doesn't


I can't seem to find too many insulting ones, besides those where I find ref mistakes. I'm thinking of having a thread of ref mistakes if possible (want your opinions)

 

ojajrrj: (9:46:19 PM) SO BASICALLY THIS ENTIRE TOWN IS FULL OF SEX-FIEND PEDOPHILES
ojajrrj: (9:46:28 PM) WHO ARE TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER
InDaNeighborhood: (9:46:30 PM) I'D FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

 

Nice.

 

Kim is embrassing his inner 'Yahoo Vet'. I think it's safe to say he is now.... one of us.

~Jack~

 

InDaNeighborhood: (10:50:21 PM) I wasn't a pedo back then. ._.;

EDIT:

InDaNeighborhood: (11:37:51 PM) So far, it's me, my brother (NO, NOT THE ONE THAT YOU IMPREGNATED MY MOM WITH D: ), a few of my friends, and a couple of his.

 

[18:38] MewAlcadiesMew: [18:37] MewAlcadiesMew: Would you be available to ref a Dojo Match? :O
[18:38] MewAlcadiesMew: O wait oops you're not nuketheplatypus... You're not even at your computer!
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (matt5skip) lololol
[18:39] MewAlcadiesMew: Typed in wrong chat
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) [18:39]MagikchickenURPG: Why would I nuke a platypus?? THAT'S JUST CRUEL.
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (matt5skip) lol
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) oops, that goes after
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) [18:38]MagikchickenURPG: MagikchickenURPG used Sleep Talk!
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) [18:39]MagikchickenURPG: Why would I nuke a platypus?? THAT'S JUST CRUEL.

Ref seeking failure!

 

Here's some Near quotes:
"it's not spelled dum you retard, its dumn"

Me "Hey Sexy"
Near "Fag fag fag"
Me "Look up at the ceiling, the word sarcasm is on it"
Near "I can't see it you moron"

 

ST: your a creep
Senzura: I am?
ST: Yes
Senzura: Ill proboly regret asking, but why?
ST: Look at the Marth is a Taco thread
Senzura: Sorry, didnt know that would offend you
ST: It didnt offend me
ST: But what kind of creeper goes around posting pictures of random strangers?

 

iamnotyou11 (10:57:46 PM): I'll send Machamp F No Guard

A Few Mins Later.

cooldunsparce (11:04:57 PM): There is no proof that Fissure gives 100% accuracy if there is static

iamnotyou11 (11:07:12 PM): So it's not 100% accrucy?

cooldunsparce (11:07:31 PM): it isnt


Teehee

 

This happend in a ST FFA

Me: I FUCKIN ATTACKED THE WRONG MON! THE WHOLE ALLIENCE IS FALLING APART!
Me: Vegeta: Now the whole universe is going to die!
limeluner: Not if Goku can hold it
limelunar: Goku: Its no use...I cant!
limelunar: Were boned

 

DoIPutNameHere (3:48:40 AM): miltank uses thunder wave
DoIPutNameHere (3:48:54 AM): porygon-z EXECUTES LUM BERRY.EXE
DoIPutNameHere (3:49:03 AM): paralysis DELETED
DoIPutNameHere (3:49:13 AM): intiate tri attack
DoIPutNameHere (3:49:14 AM): 1
DoIPutNameHere (3:49:15 AM): 2
DoIPutNameHere (3:49:15 AM): 3
DoIPutNameHere (3:49:32 AM): MIltank.pok status = KO

 

[21:57] theblackmaeg: If there was a hermaphroditic Nidoran, what would it evolve into?
[21:57] Senzura1: hmmmm
[21:57] theblackmaeg: NidoGaga?

 

[15:47] imsocorn: Abra uses Teleport
[15:47] imsocorn: KO

 

Upon me JUST starting a story deal...

(limelunar) NO NEED FOR A SLUGMA
[21:08] (limelunar) ^^
[21:08] (limelunar) I GOT ONE
[21:08] (magikchickenurpg) =X
[21:08] (magikchickenurpg) Ooh
[21:08] (magikchickenurpg) gratz
[21:08] (limelunar) FOR JUST A GARCHOMP
[21:09] (limelunar) I GOT
[21:09] (magikchickenurpg) ... LOL
[21:09] (magikchickenurpg) WUT
[21:09] (limelunar) FOR FREE
[21:09] (limelunar) xD
[21:09] TheBlackMaeg: lolwut
[21:09] (magikchickenurpg) ......
[21:09] (magikchickenurpg) WUT
[21:09] (magikchickenurpg) fail

 

(senzura1) I better get out of here before I start questioning the idea of love. I leave you with these parting words. This is what happens to you if you watch the End of Evangelion.

LimeLunar: (9:39:52 PM) WHAT IS LOVE

(9:39:59 PM) (annagorov) BABY DON'T HURT ME

LimeLunar: (9:39:57 PM) BABY DON'T HURT ME

LimeLunar: (9:39:57 PM) Ugh, beat me to it... D:

(9:39:59 PM) (annagorov) ...

(9:39:59 PM) (annagorov) NO MORE

 

(3:25:34 PM) imsocorn: Cro uses hypNOsis
(3:25:44 PM) imsocorn: DOM
(3:25:46 PM) Sexygreggles: ....................
(3:25:47 PM) imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
(3:25:52 PM) Rainsecbow: xD
(3:25:54 PM) Sexygreggles: ASSHOLE lol
(3:25:58 PM) imsocorn: Did it fool you? =P
(3:26:01 PM) Sexygreggles: YES!
(3:26:03 PM) Rainsecbow: almost
(3:26:05 PM) imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 60-sided die: 23
(3:26:08 PM) Sexygreggles: yess!!!
(3:26:10 PM) Rainsecbow: xP
(3:26:11 PM) imsocorn: LOL
(3:26:13 PM) Sexygreggles: FUCK YOU
(3:26:16 PM) Sexygreggles: hahhaha
(3:26:17 PM) Sexygreggles: stopppp
(3:26:20 PM) imsocorn: WIIIINNNNNNEEERRRR
(3:26:25 PM) imsocorn: imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 63
(3:26:26 PM) imsocorn: Misses
(3:26:28 PM) Rainsecbow: :x
(3:26:29 PM) imsocorn: Shadow ball KOs
(3:26:31 PM) imsocorn: gg ^_^

 

I meant to say death scream, but I was listening to Dancing mad...

[15:25] TheBlackMaeg: EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[15:25] TheBlackMaeg: How to make a great evil laugh:
[15:26] TheBlackMaeg: Step one: String together vowels, R's, G's, and H's.
[15:26] TheBlackMaeg: Done.
[15:26] cuckundu: that didnt sound like an evil laugh
[15:26] cuckundu: that sounded like an explosive orgasm

 

iamnotyou11 4:52 pm
(4:52:25 PM): swith to breloom F effect Spore @ Life orb
(4:52:28 PM): Lmao Alonzo
(4:52:30 PM): I'm resorting
(4:52:32 PM): to effect spore hax
(4:52:33 PM): x DDD
sexygreggles 4:52 pm
(4:52:52 PM): Earthquake isnt a contact move
iamnotyou11 4:52 pm
(4:52:55 PM): oh fuck
(4:52:55 PM): .-.



tigerintheark 8:02 pm
(8:02:59 PM): Bellsprout uses Gallade 2

 

(ultrapigtrilo) If I don't ask, I'll never get the possibility to ref.
(evanfardreamer) zactly
(evanfardreamer) would you like me to tell one of the refs you'd like to take a ref test?
(evanfardreamer) i set up plenty of blind dates in middle school, i've got practice