The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Melissa Kerry" (14:37:25): Also, do you know what 'stfu' means?
WinterVines (14:37:33): im wondering that about you

 

DoIPutNameHere (14:41:04): you guys are so polite! ^_^
"Melissa Kerry" (14:41:24): Pidge, stfu with the sarcasm
NinjaLnk (14:41:32): LOL
"Melissa Kerry" (14:41:37): ^
DoIPutNameHere (14:41:40): wtf
alaskapigeon1 (14:41:44): lolololol
DoIPutNameHere (14:41:45): oh
DoIPutNameHere (14:41:45): wait
DoIPutNameHere (14:41:49): thanks ^^

alaskapigeon1 (14:43:36): god
alaskapigeon1 (14:43:42): i know shes just an attention whore/troll
alaskapigeon1 (14:43:47): but the urge to verbally beat the shit out of her
alaskapigeon1 (14:43:50): is overwhelming
NinjaLnk (14:44:04): do it i shal laugh
alaskapigeon1 (14:44:13): i will if she says something again
alaskapigeon1 (14:44:22): thats annoying and makes me want to kill small children
NinjaLnk (14:44:24): 99.9% chance she does
alaskapigeon1 (14:44:27): xD
alaskapigeon1 (14:44:38): that .1% is in the event someone just shoots her

 

Don't know why I found this funny, but I literally lol'd.

[20:33] ayotui14: i think im getting a nose bleed(nothing to do with ash btw)
[20:33] Fawkes.: oh right cos we assumed ash k had the power to ignite nose bleeds

 

Don't know why I found this funny, but I literally lol'd.

[20:33] ayotui14: i think im getting a nose bleed(nothing to do with ash btw)
[20:33] Fawkes.: oh right cos we assumed ash k had the power to ignite nose bleeds

 

AshK(Dragon Dojo) 6:16 pm
I don't see the mentioned pokemon's send

AshK(Dragon Dojo) 6:17 pm
There are 2 Dragonites cuz 1 send was hiding in the bottom corner of my screen :x

jage153 6:17 pm
oh dude....

Fawkes. 6:17 pm
i read that as bathroom

reign 6:18 pm
well...

NinjaLnk 6:18 pm
fucking hell

AshK(Dragon Dojo) 6:18 pm
1 minute to resend if you wish to

reign 6:18 pm
THIS IS WHY GARY HAS ALL THE BADGES ALREADY

 

pieandchips678 (23:22:35): am i b& too
mewalcadiesmew (23:22:40): Late
mewalcadiesmew (23:22:43): Now stfu
pieandchips678 (23:22:53): y
mewalcadiesmew (23:23:21): I'm reffing and you'll be banned from future FFAs if you keep talking
pieandchips678 (23:23:31): scary threat

 

[06:29 PM] iReign : no reffing after this line
[06:29 PM] mewalcadiesmew: Haxorus A, B Sub
[06:29 PM] iReign : ___________________
ireignorshine (23:31:11): he broke da rules
ireignorshine (23:31:15): banned from my future ffas

 

AshK(Dragon Dojo) 6:29 pm
Salamence A KO'd for talking

Alex Myers 6:29 pm
lolgg

reign 6:29 pm
you're KO'd for reffing

NinjaLnk 6:29 pm
lmfao

reign 6:30 pm
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

 

herbalb582 (23:35:09): Ash ... just put them on ignore and get on with it
herbalb582 (23:35:11): -_-
mewalcadiesmew (23:35:13): Zoroark KO'd
mewalcadiesmew (23:35:19): Mandibuzz KO'd

Funny thing is Mandibuzz is Buzz!

 

I thought this was funny even though @Rohypnol and @Fossil Fusion were making fun of me ...

(5:44:37 PM) PiEaNdChIpS678: well
(5:44:39 PM) PiEaNdChIpS678: imma go work out
(5:44:50 PM) ninjalnk: who are you trying to impress?
(5:44:53 PM) PiEaNdChIpS678: myself
(5:44:55 PM) Rohypnol: another guy
(5:44:56 PM) Rohypnol: see
(5:45:02 PM) PiEaNdChIpS678: XD
(5:45:03 PM) Rohypnol: XD

 

[20:50] [ODD FUTURE]: (lspl0x) next person who talks has a small penis
[20:50] [ODD FUTURE]: ("hi" doiputnamehere) ok

 

very offensive language! @The Jr. Trainer@Rohypnol

Spoiler

[21:47:06] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) Munchy crunchy ^_^
[21:47:23] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) ok
[21:47:25] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) i will do it
[21:47:41] Husnainisme: shut up william
[21:47:50] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) no you shut up
[21:48:08] Husnainisme: uncalled for
[21:48:25] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) will.i.am
[21:48:38] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) that's what my army friends
[21:48:39] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) call me
[21:48:40] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) XD
[21:48:49] Husnainisme: tell your
[21:48:52] Husnainisme: army friends
[21:48:56] Husnainisme: to go fuck themselves
[21:48:57] Husnainisme: XD
[21:48:59] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) XD
[21:49:08] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) they're not faggots
[21:49:09] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) like you
[21:49:10] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) XD
[21:49:13] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) .. wow
[21:49:21] Husnainisme: if only that was true XD
[21:49:45] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) XD
[21:49:46] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) sounds like you're trying to convince us XD
[21:49:57] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) sounds like we should fuck each other in the ass XD
[21:50:04] [secret society of _]: ("jr likes 12 year old girls" kingrapter101) sounds good XD
[21:50:13] [secret society of _]: (pieandchips678) i dont have any condoms though XD
[21:50:20] Husnainisme: ok let me write my WILL XD

 

In Shipping:

("OneWeekChallenge" doiputnamehere) someone invite me to a chatroom called finallybattle
("OneWeekChallenge" doiputnamehere) fffffffffff cant join

In finallybattle:

alaskapigeon1 has entered the room. 11:01 pm
derianurpg has entered the room. 11:01 pm
derianurpg 11:02 pm
lol
DoIPutNameHere has entered the room. 11:02 pm
DoIPutNameHere 11:02 pm
it aint right
DoIPutNameHere has left the room. 11:02 pm
derianurpg 11:02 pm
LOL

 

darkdrakk 3:53 pm
there was a land far, far, OMG WTH ITS A WALRUS

 

Imsocorn (1:44:43 PM): lol, remember when we didn't even have helds?
NinjaLnk (1:44:53 PM): true
AmericanTreeF (1:44:55 PM): I miss those days
imsocorn (1:45:00 PM): we're such oldfags xP​

 

"Rohypnol75" (11:24:45): i just gave up on ygo
"Rohypnol75" (11:24:49): too much new shit
"Rohypnol75" (11:24:58): easier to just quit than play XD

NinjaLnk (13:43:59): why grade/range then!
sniperxpwnage (13:44:18): i grade for the money lolol
NinjaLnk (13:44:23): ah
sniperxpwnage (13:44:49): Then a rich man with a shiny, white top hat and dashed along who wore a white suit and he held a long gold stick made out of solid gold.
sniperxpwnage (13:44:51): OMG IS THIS YOU
NinjaLnk (13:45:06): D: I AINT OLD
NinjaLnk (13:45:13): but the description is familar :3

@RUSTYREFBOT

NinjaLnk (09:07:55): They should give Unown Superpowder
NinjaLnk (09:07:58): *power
NinjaLnk (09:08:04): Nature and Secret Powers
[secret society of _] (12:52:18): ("keep cryin" doiputnamehere) yeah then it will be good
NinjaLnk (12:52:27): that was late
[secret society of _] (12:52:35): ("keep cryin" doiputnamehere) had to think about it

@Pidge

 

Serperior getting owned.

gmandiddy 9:49 pm
Ok
Serperior uses Leaf Storm
OnlineHost 9:50 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 99
gmandiddy 9:50 pm
misses
SLC 9:50 pm
wow
gmandiddy 9:50 pm
Clefable uses Thunder Wave
Lum Berry Heals
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 9:50 pm
.-.
SLC 9:50 pm
ohyeah shit
gmandiddy 9:51 pm
Clefable 100%, Serperior 100%
SLC 9:51 pm
twave some more
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 9:51 pm
Leaf Storm still
gmandiddy 9:52 pm
Serperior uses Leaf Storm
OnlineHost 9:52 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 44
gmandiddy 9:52 pm
hits
Clefable uses Thunder Wave
gmandiddy 9:53 pm
Clefable 62.69%, Serperior 100% [PAR][Special Attack +2]
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 9:53 pm
Leaf Storm
SLC 9:54 pm
psych up
gmandiddy 9:54 pm
Clefable uses Psych Up
OnlineHost 9:54 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 8
gmandiddy 9:54 pm
Serperior is Par
Clefable 62.69%[Special Attack +2] , Serperior 100% [PAR][Special Attack +2]
SLC 9:55 pm
psychic :/
no
yeah, psychic
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 9:56 pm
Leaf Storm
SLC 9:56 pm
was wondering how much fire blast would do in rain
gmandiddy 9:56 pm
Psychic
OnlineHost 9:56 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 5
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 9:56 pm
inb4 drp
gmandiddy 9:56 pm
drop
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 9:56 pm
shit
.-.
SLC 9:56 pm
wow
if I calc'd it right
it still only 3hkos
SLC 9:58 pm
oh
nvm
gmandiddy 9:58 pm
Serperior
OnlineHost 9:58 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 16
gmandiddy 9:58 pm
par
SLC 9:58 pm
wow
fucking hax battle
gmandiddy 9:58 pm
Clefable 62.69%[Special Attack +2] , Serperior 62.99% [PAR][Special Attack +2]
SLC 9:59 pm
fire blast
watcch my luck run out
gmandiddy 10:01 pm
Fire Blast
OnlineHost 10:01 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 9
gmandiddy 10:01 pm
hits
OnlineHost 10:01 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 17
gmandiddy 10:01 pm
no burn
Serp
OnlineHost 10:01 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 73
gmandiddy 10:01 pm
uses Leaf Storm
OnlineHost 10:01 pm
gmandiddy rolled 1 100-sided die: 95
Gian Magnum Kurumiru 10:02 pm
..
gmandiddy 10:02 pm
misses

 

NONE OF THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT IT WAS TWO AM SO YEAH.

(1:54:24 AM) husnainisme: park is like
(1:54:31 AM) husnainisme: stories but they actually get graded

(1:59:17 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: earthquack
(1:59:24 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: what if they made a duck
(1:59:30 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: that learned eq
(1:59:37 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: it really would be earthquack
(1:59:37 AM) husnainisme: that would be quack
(1:59:53 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: wow
(2:00:00 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: only 2 posts in a problem thread
(2:00:02 AM) husnainisme: are there only
(2:00:04 AM) husnainisme: 4 ducks
(2:00:09 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: PSYDUCK
(2:00:11 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: GOLDUCK
(2:00:13 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: what else
(2:00:17 AM) husnainisme: ducklett
(2:00:18 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: oh
(2:00:21 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: 3
(2:00:26 AM) husnainismeh yea
(2:00:26 AM) husnainisme: 3
(2:00:31 AM) husnainisme: cuz evo is swan
(2:00:31 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: evo is a swan
(2:00:32 AM) husnainisme: lol!
(2:00:34 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: hence its name
(2:00:34 AM) husnainisme: hi5
(2:00:35 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: xDD
(2:00:37 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: hi5
(2:00:42 AM) husnainisme: wait
(2:00:44 AM) husnainisme: theres
(2:00:46 AM) husnainisme: blaziken
(2:00:49 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: ...........................
(2:00:56 AM) husnainisme: oh
(2:00:58 AM) husnainisme: its a bear
(2:00:58 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: thats a bear

(2:04:42 AM) husnainisme: why
(2:04:48 AM) husnainisme: why can I not get
(2:04:50 AM) husnainisme: what i want
(2:04:51 AM) husnainisme: for once
(2:04:53 AM) husnainisme: fuck
(2:05:05 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: what else
(2:05:06 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: do you want
(2:05:36 AM) originalgankstar: dicks
(2:05:41 AM) husnainisme: he
(2:05:46 AM) PiEaNdChIpS678: hey shaunifer
(2:05:46 AM) husnainisme: took the words right out of my mouth
(2:05:50 AM) husnainisme: or
(2:05:52 AM) husnainisme: dicks out of my mouth

 

Imperialpineaple 11:45 am
Ice get out or I'll ban you
you too Dodo

oh wait!

 

DoIPutNameHere 10:55 pm
cradily, bad game really fucked up w/o storm drain, horrible playing, i give you a 0/10, please try harder next time