The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Spot on autocorrect.

Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46 - Today at 10:22 PM
Nape is good emp is decent tortellini sucks

 

Ochako | Dash-Today at 5:18 PM

i'm gonna be building mine soon


dad said he's gonna help me pay for the last $100 i need





swiftgallade46-Today at 5:19 PM

daddy help me pls


Ochako | Dash-Today at 5:20 PM

ew no


swiftgallade46-Today at 5:20 PM

ew not u


Menegoth-Today at 5:20 PM

daddy fullfil my wishes

 

Sou | Destroyer of Chats-Today at 10:58 AM

Since you have to crack open the legs. I feel sick

VeloJello/Katie-Today at 10:59 AM

I'll have your crab legs Sou












Mako | Morru Magnum-Today at 11:00 AM

Yea


I was like


BOI KEEP IT IN

 

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 5:35 PM
when u roll a 15-29 on the ug but get DR

 

Morru-Today at 6:43 PM

Ngl i miggt m


dp876-Today at 6:43 PM

kiiik'

 

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:09 PM
Dash, Ash, Nitro, FD

next? | FD™ - Today at 4:09 PM
hi

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:09 PM
with Xali as Reserve

Shock3600 - Today at 4:09 PM
is ash really the champ now?
or was that troll

Soulmaster - Today at 4:10 PM
Troll

⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 4:10 PM
:soon: ™

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:10 PM
just messing

Shock3600 - Today at 4:10 PM
so like

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:10 PM
yeah ash will be champ
when i die !!

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 4:10 PM
orite how could i forget ash

Shock3600 - Today at 4:10 PM
who is feirce deity and where are they

Nitro - Today at 4:10 PM
dash replaces ataro; xali goes to reserve
LOL
HAHAHAHA
that's the best thing I"ve ever heard
I am so happy right now

JacenBoy - Today at 4:10 PM
URPG: the line between truth and troll is so fine, we can't tell the difference sometimes

Dash - Today at 4:10 PM
@ FD or the announcement

Shock3600 - Today at 4:10 PM
so why did this all go down?

Menegoth - Today at 4:10 PM
fierce deity is dead

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:10 PM
there is no line

Adan Flyber - Today at 4:10 PM
Yet, we were talking about the eventuality "what if a champion resigns" a few days ago...

Nitro - Today at 4:11 PM
all my enemies are in power

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:11 PM
tbh ash can have my champ slot i want to be able to e4 again :sob:

Shock3600 - Today at 4:11 PM
why is fierce still e4?

Soulmaster - Today at 4:11 PM
Yes

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 4:11 PM
LOL

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:11 PM
no Syn pls

Shock3600 - Today at 4:11 PM
let me be champ

⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 4:11 PM
Yeah, I really should challenge again

Shock3600 - Today at 4:11 PM
do it right now\

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:11 PM
I want to try fighting Ash as E4 but I still need one more badge :ffpu:

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:11 PM
ITS NOT FUN BEING AT THE TOP UNABLE TO FORCE GOOD BATTLERS TO BATTLE
do ash

⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 4:11 PM
Maybe after the auction when I feel like burning all my money

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:11 PM
ive got a month of activity left

Shock3600 - Today at 4:11 PM
wait
so why is fierce e4>

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 4:12 PM
@Nitro

Dash - Today at 4:12 PM
because he's an active member who meets the requirements

Soulmaster - Today at 4:12 PM
Cause he's good

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:12 PM
because he's fierce

Soulmaster - Today at 4:12 PM
And that

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
wait so he is active?

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:12 PM
cause he's a Diety

Dash - Today at 4:12 PM
yes

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
oh ok

Dash - Today at 4:12 PM
mene's just memeing

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:12 PM
he was on earlier

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
sweet

Dash - Today at 4:12 PM
like he always does

Soulmaster - Today at 4:12 PM
Shock, you know FD?

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
oh

Silver | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:12 PM
he's literally on right now

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
ohhhhh

Dash - Today at 4:12 PM
you can only take like 5% of the things he says seriously

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
OHHHH

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 4:12 PM
LOL

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
FD

Nitro - Today at 4:12 PM
hahahaha

Shock3600 - Today at 4:12 PM
THATS WHAT THAT MEANS
ffa_gg2

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 4:12 PM
im dying

Nitro - Today at 4:12 PM
LS syndrome

Mako | Morru Magnum - Today at 4:13 PM
im die.

synthesis; loser. - Today at 4:13 PM
lol

Soulmaster - Today at 4:13 PM
This is great

 

Nitro-Today at 1:49 AM

i am a man of taste


metal -> rap -> shoegaze


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 1:49 AM

tf is shoegaze


Nitro-Today at 1:49 AM

watch me work


it's like


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 1:50 AM

Is that music for people who spend all day staring at shoes


High as fuck


Nitro-Today at 1:50 AM

really blurred out indie rock


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 1:50 AM

so yes






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Mikey57-Today at 2:05 AM

Oh my god


Apparently it was


9-12 shots of vodka that night


next? | FD™-Today at 2:05 AM


codka


Mistral-Today at 2:05 AM

god bless


HELLO YRPG | Nitro-Today at 2:05 AM

LOL


Mikey57-Today at 2:05 AM

First hangover because I chugged the last 3-4 at once


Mistral-Today at 2:06 AM

GOD


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 2:06 AM

Have you ever considered drinking mens alcohol?

 

i am crying

 

3 Way Tie in Master Beauty:

Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 10:14 PM

Guess thats my fault for using Beauty Combos in a beauty contest instead of Smart moves and copies /shrug

 

Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:50 AM
Aww yiss, Mewtwo vs Mew in here
Nitro - Today at 2:50 AM
Mew-Mewtwo 78.46% att+1 def+1 spa+2 spe+3 [897]
Mewtwo 72.59% att+1 def+1 spa+4 spd+1 spe+2 safeguard1 [718]
moves?
Soulmaster - Today at 2:50 AM
Will the original or the knockoff win?
Liam - Today at 2:50 AM
>when there was even a golduck and a venusaur in here
diamondpearl876 - Today at 2:50 AM
First movie all over again
Nitro - Today at 2:51 AM
oh baby
Mew-Mewtwo uses Psywave
ur boi's rolling publicly
!d 11
URPG DicebotBOT - Today at 2:51 AM
Nitro rolled 7
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:52 AM
o shit thats not bad
Nitro - Today at 2:52 AM
-110 hp
Mewtwo uses Psywave
!d 11
URPG DicebotBOT - Today at 2:52 AM
Nitro rolled 1
Nitro - Today at 2:52 AM
lol
-50(edited)
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:52 AM
This was my idea
Nitro - Today at 2:53 AM
Mew-Mewtwo 66.08% att+1 def+1 spa+2 spe+3 [897]
Mewtwo 46.15% att+1 def+1 spa+4 spd+1 spe+2 safeguard2 [718]
moves?
Mew-Mewtwo uses Psywave
!d 11
URPG DicebotBOT - Today at 2:53 AM
Nitro rolled 10
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:53 AM
lmao
Nitro - Today at 2:53 AM
-140
leaves it with 52 hp :eyes:
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:54 AM
pen_mouth:
Nitro - Today at 2:54 AM
Mewtwo uses Psywave
!d 11
URPG DicebotBOT - Today at 2:54 AM
Nitro rolled 2
Nitro - Today at 2:54 AM
lolol
⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 2:54 AM
lol
Nitro - Today at 2:54 AM
-60
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:54 AM
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Nitro - Today at 2:54 AM
Mew-Mewtwo 51.23% att+1 def+1 spa+2 spe+3 [897]
Mewtwo 12.50% att+1 def+1 spa+4 spd+1 spe+2 safeguard3 [718]
moves?
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:55 AM
RIP cant win with Psywave :frowning:
Gold | weirlind120 - Today at 2:55 AM
No one knows the order for the next turn!
⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 2:55 AM
Mewone has Speed+3, Mewtwo has Speed+2
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:55 AM
Well maybe a Coordinator cant figure it out
But 897 is bigger than 718
Liam - Today at 2:55 AM
l o l
Nitro - Today at 2:55 AM
w o w
Gold | weirlind120 - Today at 2:55 AM
Don't lie to me
2 Psywaves?!
Nitro - Today at 2:56 AM
that's my favorite tame impala song
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:56 AM
Im going for the KO on the offchance you roll a 1
Soulmaster - Today at 2:56 AM
But 9 is more than 1 so mewtwo is faster
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:56 AM
lol
Nitro - Today at 2:56 AM
Mew-Mewtwo uses Psywave
!d 11
URPG DicebotBOT - Today at 2:56 AM
Nitro rolled 7
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:56 AM
rip
gg
Nitro - Today at 2:56 AM
KOs
Monbrey 2nd
Ash K wins gg!
⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 2:56 AM
gg, thanks for reffing and battling
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:56 AM
Not suggesting that again lmao
Ralin - Today at 2:56 AM
gg!
Fire Lord | Monbrey - Today at 2:57 AM
Could have two-shot with Psystrike

 

[4:19 PM] Juliorain: :muscle: :circus_tent: RSE Super Tough --Round 2 :circus_tent: :muscle:

Donald Trunk the Donphan 6 :sparkling_heart: (+6 :sparkling_heart: )
Schopenhauer the Anorith 3 :sparkling_heart: (+3 :sparkling_heart: ) :star:
Poncho the Electivire 2 :sparkling_heart: (+2 :sparkling_heart: ) :star:
Repente the Houndoom 4 :sparkling_heart: (+4 :sparkling_heart: )
CM = :fouredited)
[4:20 PM] CowboyJake: Does Anorith have a star
[4:26 PM] Juliorain: ok
[4:26 PM] Juliorain: Donald Trunk appealed with Magntude!!!!
[4:26 PM] Juliorain: It is November 2016 all over again!!! +6 :heart:
[4:27 PM] Juliorain: Its finesse impressed the crowd! +1 :heart:
[4:27 PM] Juliorain: CM = :fire:
[4:27 PM] Juliorain: Its finesse got the crowd going wild!!!!! +5 :heart:
[4:27 PM] Juliorain: and elected him
[4:27 PM] Juliorain: CM = :zero:
[4:28 PM] Juliorain: Its toughness went over well, polls confirm! +1 :heart:
[4:28 PM] Juliorain: CM = ne:
[4:28 PM] diamondpearl876: what have i DONE
[4:28 PM] CowboyJake: well then
[4:28 PM] Juliorain: you know exactly
[4:28 PM] Juliorain: Shopenhaur appealled Rock Blast!!! +2 :heart:
[4:29 PM] Juliorain: It tried to match the attribute of the appeal before it! +4 :heart: :white_check_mark:
[4:29 PM] Juliorain: With its finesse, I guess you can say it was Cruz'n along! +1 :heart:
[4:29 PM] Juliorain: CM = :two:
[4:29 PM] Juliorain: It was tough! +1 :heart:
[4:29 PM] Juliorain: CM = :three:
[4:30 PM] Juliorain: Putin Poncho appealed with Thief! +1 :heart:
[4:30 PM] Juliorain: It copied voter patterns!!!! +10 :heart:
He was the star stealer! +1 :heartedited)
[4:30 PM] Juliorain: Dang, that was tough! +1 :heart:
[4:30 PM] Juliorain: CM = :four:
[4:31 PM] Juliorain: Hillary Repente also appealed with Thief! +1 :heart:
[4:31 PM] Gold | weirlind120: WOAH
[4:31 PM] synthesis; loser.: RIP
[4:31 PM] Gold | weirlind120: EXCUSE ME
[4:32 PM] synthesis; loser.: also poncho should get one for condition too?
[4:32 PM] Juliorain: I won't continue with the poltiics metaphor next round(edited)
[4:33 PM] Gold | weirlind120: If anything Repente is Vermin Supreme
[4:33 PM] CowboyJake: lmfao
[4:33 PM] Juliorain: It scrambled to copy voting patterns! +15 (32/2)
[4:34 PM] synthesis; loser.: Ah us politics so relateable :eyes:
[4:34 PM] Juliorain: It was tough!!! +0 :heart:
[4:34 PM] Juliorain: It got the crowd going wild!!!! (but she was already elected) +0 :heart:
[4:34 PM] Juliorain: CM = :zero:
[4:35 PM] diamondpearl876: lmao
[4:35 PM] Gold | weirlind120: Useful crowd boost/10
[4:35 PM] Juliorain: too many voters in california tbh
[4:36 PM] Juliorain: !d 2
[4:36 PM] BOTURPG Dicebot: juliorain rolled 2
[4:36 PM] Juliorain: :muscle: :circus_tent: RSE Super Tough --Round 3 :circus_tent: :muscle:

Repente the Houndoom 20 :sparkling_heart: (+16 :sparkling_heart: )
Poncho the Electivire 15 :sparkling_heart: (+13 :sparkling_heart: ) :star:
Donald Trunk the Donphan 19 :sparkling_heart: (+13 :sparkling_heart: )
Schopenhauer the Anorith 10 :sparkling_heart: (+7 :sparkling_heart: ) :star:
CM = :zero:
[4:37 PM] Gold | weirlind120: L O L @ California
[4:37 PM] Gold | weirlind120: Too soon man

Best round evar

 

DarknessRuler-Today at 5:29 AM


curse


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 5:31 AM

Will-o-Wisp


Ataro-Today at 5:32 AM

Accelgor uses Will-O-Wisp


!d 100


URPG DicebotBOT-Today at 5:32 AM

Ataro rolled 65


Ataro-Today at 5:32 AM

hits, Dusknoir became burned


Dusknoir uses Curse


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 5:32 AM

Ataro what the fuck are you doin

 

some gems from my DMs with @Mikey57 as we planned this trainwreck success of an auction:

Mikey57-Yesterday at 10:58 AM
Magby solo is really Medicare
Rufflet kinda same
Corphish is alright tbh

swiftgallade46-Yesterday at 10:59 AM
Medicare lol what
it has health insurance ?

Mikey57-Yesterday at 10:59 AM
Not like this
Mobile pls
Mediocre

.......................................

swiftgallade46-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
I thought that's what you were doing with Stunfisk

Mikey57-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
I wasn't sure if that could happen multiple times

swiftgallade46-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
I think there should only be one of those

Mikey57-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
Forgot if selpe did that tbh

swiftgallade46-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
selpe

Mikey57-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
Ok perf
Ya selpe

swiftgallade46-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
U played ya selpe

Mikey57-Yesterday at 11:05 AM
LMFAO

 

crine

 

Nitro - Today at 7:58 AM

M F W
⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 7:58 AM
He's not wrong
It is two minutes to 8
Nitro - Today at 7:58 AM
I like an e4 battle with my breakfast
I've always said this
⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K. - Today at 7:58 AM
And I am making the intelligent decision of challenging for Champion
Nitro - Today at 7:58 AM
Hahaha

 

Also Nitrp | GrayMagicΓ - Today at 4:25 AM
and I didn't know regular Rayquaza's speed

 

gg

 

Sky Queen Mistral-Today at 12:18 AM

when you say you're gonna start cryin' and he comes :heart_eyes:

 

swiftgallade46-Today at 8:08 PM
fucking Enrique got the best of me last night






swiftgallade46-Today at 8:10 PM


I have to be risk management tn
I get to yell at freshmen should be fun
"yo either GET INSIDE or LEAVE"