The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Boo Boo Keys | swiftgallade46-Today at 6:44 PM

Soy why r u a kitty


Soy



Boo Boo Keys | swiftgallade46-Today at 6:44 PM

Soy


Nitro's Egg | GrayMagicΓ-Today at 6:44 PM


Soy


Boo Boo Keys | swiftgallade46-Today at 6:44 PM

SOU


KFC autocorrect


Menegoth-Today at 6:45 PM

sue


Boo Boo Keys | swiftgallade46-Today at 6:45 PM

Omg


Sou | Fairy of Tears-Today at 6:45 PM

because i like cats :')


Boo Boo Keys | swiftgallade46-Today at 6:45 PM

I cant


Sou | Fairy of Tears-Today at 6:45 PM

GG SWIFT


Dash | Kill the Greninjas-Today at 6:45 PM

if she's soy


Brock (weirlind120)-Today at 6:45 PM

KFC AUTOCORRECT DUDE

 

Magikchicken-Today at 3:07 AM

I guess we'll scroll up to check remaining stuff


In about an hour, I'll be asleep


I have work in 9.5 hours


Ty for reffing!


Fire Lord | Monbrey-Today at 3:11 AM

I can probably come back in about an hour


NEW MESSAGES


Magikchicken-Today at 3:13 AM

The lag is strong with this one

 

Juliorain | Well-Em'd Klefki uft-Today at 1:21 PM

I mean my beginning park rp was crap(edited)

Juliorain | Well-Em'd Klefki uft-Today at 1:21 PM

and actually tried to write for an intermediate mon and consistently received simple rolls


but I guess it was quality of the writing I guss ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gold | weirlind120-Today at 1:22 PM


wait julio



you know you can only get commons in beginner runs right


Juliorain | Well-Em'd Klefki uft-Today at 1:22 PM




Morru | Looking for Rhyhorn-Today at 1:22 PM

lol


Juliorain | Well-Em'd Klefki uft-Today at 1:22 PM

no I didn't tbh


Silver | GrayMagicΓ-Today at 1:22 PM

RIP

 

@Nitro

 

this is what led to nitro posting ^^^^ that picture



Smiles-Today at 6:46 PM

do you remember when I was 13 and you were like "hey JV do you know what a v cut is"


Elrond-Today at 6:46 PM

You've done a true service to humanity


URPGs resident alcoholic | Zolar-Today at 6:46 PM


LMFAO


Smiles-Today at 6:46 PM

talking about "shield your eyes" lmao so fake


URPGs resident alcoholic | Zolar-Today at 6:46 PM


FD


Nitro-Today at 6:47 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOO


URPGs resident alcoholic | Zolar-Today at 6:47 PM


YOU ANIMAL


Nitro-Today at 6:47 PM

HAHAHAHAH WHAT


:ffpu: | FD-Today at 6:47 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


URPGs resident alcoholic | Zolar-Today at 6:47 PM


WHAT THE FUCK


:ffpu: | FD-Today at 6:47 PM




URPGs resident alcoholic | Zolar-Today at 6:47 PM


LMFAO


Smiles-Today at 6:47 PM

AND HE SENT ME THIS PIC OF HIM I was like gawd

 

Oh Felly, oh Felly. What would we do without you and your no chill.

 

Ebail - Today at 10:22 AM
Oh cool there's a gas leak right outside of work. Should make work interesting

JacenBoy - Today at 10:25 AM
Sounds fun

Smiles - Today at 10:25 AM
be careful! D:

Juliorain - Today at 10:26 AM
[emojis]

Voltaire M. - Today at 10:26 AM
i can make jokes that i can only get about that tbh

Ebail - Today at 10:33 AM
I ain't safe anywhere tbh. My house had a gas leak like 2 months ago too

Gold | weirlind120 - Today at 10:36 AM
Ebail you probably shouldn't eat so many burritos
Chipotle is great and all but every day leads to stuff like this

 

Mind you, Weir was about to win.

Gold | weirlind120 - Today at 8:24 PM
Ninetales F Drought and forfeit
Ebail - Today at 8:25 PM
are you sure?
Gold | weirlind120 - Today at 8:25 PM
ye
Ebail - Today at 8:25 PM
the things people do to make sure they get some
gg
Gold | weirlind120 - Today at 8:25 PM
LOL

 

Morru-Today at 10:42 PM

What if i came on weir

 

Empire Crusher | Truly An Cat-Today at 12:16 AM

Is there a way to submit a story or something, privately


Morru Magnum XL | Menegoth-Today at 12:16 AM

i dont see why you wouldnt be able to





Nitro-Today at 12:18 AM

post it on pxr


Silver | GrayMagicΓ-Today at 12:18 AM

^


Nitro-Today at 12:18 AM

that's basically posting it private


Dash-Today at 12:18 AM




Nitro-Today at 12:19 AM

and at that point i'm not even making a joke


it will have the effect you want

 

Haillys-Today at 7:41 PM

I just fired Jesus

 

[6:07 PM] Fire Lord | Monbrey: I saved instant messaging

 

⚔ Chandra Nalaar ⚔ | Ash K.-Today at 12:11 AM

Fortree


I saw that


Deleting, resending, deleting again


Oh, they were two different people, huh?


All I saw was purple names

 

Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46-Today at 9:24 PM

Did you get drugged


Johnbdm-Today at 9:24 PM

yes tbh

Silver | GrayMagicΓ-Today at 9:24 PM


John you still need to challenge my gym


Silver | GrayMagicΓ-Today at 9:24 PM


remember, that's a thing you said you'd do



you just don't remember since you're drugged


Johnbdm-Today at 9:25 PM

gray i'd actually believe you if you said that without the "since you're drugged" part

 

[9:48 PM]Gold | weirlind120:Swift save me
[9:48 PM]Gold | weirlind120:@Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46 marry me instead of Ebail

[9:48 PM]Ebail:Oh thank god
[9:48 PM]Ebail:I thought I was gonna have to fake my death to get out of being with you tbh

[9:48 PM]Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46:what u been drinkin


[9:49 PM]Gold | weirlind120:Uh
[9:49 PM]Gold | weirlind120:A buncha cocktails
[9:49 PM]Gold | weirlind120:You know Marriott?
[9:50 PM]Gold | weirlind120:They're helping with our hotel opening
[9:50 PM]Gold | weirlind120:And we're part of
[9:50 PM]Gold | weirlind120:They're collection or some shit
[9:50 PM]Gold | weirlind120:So we're doing a tasting
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:And like
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:They serve a cocktail with every course
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:But this guy next to me
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:Keeps giving me his since he doesn't drink
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:They literally have a drink

[9:51 PM]Dash:ur drunk aren't you

[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:That tastes like chocolate milk
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:Yes
[9:51 PM]Gold | weirlind120:Probably
[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:My eye won't stop twitching

[9:52 PM]Dash:how many fingers am i holding up

[9:52 PM]Nitro:tfw


[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:2

[9:52 PM]Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46:banana

[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:V for Victory

[9:52 PM]Dash:i'm holding up 4

[9:52 PM]Dash:you're drunk

[9:52 PM]Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46:fk

[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:Nitro
[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:I love you fam
[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:You're the best

[9:52 PM]Dash:you're gay

[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:You gave me my favorite mon

[9:52 PM]Dash:@K'sariya your boyfriend is gay

[9:52 PM]Nitro:i wish i was drunk

[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:I am gay
[9:52 PM]Gold | weirlind120:I'm bi actually

[9:52 PM]Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46:did u just assume their gender

[9:52 PM]Dash:no i assumed his sexuality

[9:53 PM]Nitro:isnt it crazy how

[9:53 PM]K'sariya:yeah about to fuckin say how many times have you heard this shit smdh

[9:53 PM]Nitro:$15 wines are so much better than $10 wines(edited)

[9:53 PM]Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46:mmm ok
[9:53 PM]Tortellini?! | swiftgallade46:let's go ahead and change the subject

[9:53 PM]Dash:also
[9:53 PM]Dash:thanks for letting me
[9:53 PM]Dash:know weir
[9:53 PM]Dash:i think
[9:53 PM]Dash:im not sure

[9:53 PM]Gold | weirlind120:I'm coming up to Wisconsin this summer dash

 

[3:09 AM] Synthesis: i know the speed of every single mon

starting a new game: whenever you see Syn online, you have to ask him the speed of a random Pokemon and give him a mental ten-count to guess it

here is a running log of all the times he was wrong:

Spoiler

[3:09 AM] Fawkes: speed of rhydon go
[3:09 AM] Synthesis: lolol
[3:09 AM] Synthesis: 189
[3:09 AM] Silver | GrayMagicΓ: uhh 209?
[3:09 AM] Nitro: like 149
[3:09 AM] Mako | Morru Magnum: Imma just close these HP wiki tabs rq
[3:09 AM] Nitro: nah thats too low
[3:09 AM] Silver | GrayMagicΓ: rip
[3:09 AM] Silver | GrayMagicΓ: I looked it up
[3:09 AM] Nitro: idc im not guessing 199 like a loser
[3:09 AM] Silver | GrayMagicΓ: Syn was closest at 179

[3:10 AM] Mako | Morru Magnum: Cryogonal
[3:10 AM] Synthesis: 279
[3:10 AM] Silver | GrayMagicΓ: 209
[3:10 AM] Nitro: 319
[3:10 AM] Nitro: lol
[3:10 AM] Silver | GrayMagicΓ: wtf it can't be that fast
[3:10 AM] Synthesis: oh shit
[3:10 AM] Synthesis: nvm
[3:10 AM] Synthesis: it is 309

[3:13 AM] Fawkes: is furfrou meta yet
[3:13 AM] Synthesis: no
[3:13 AM] Synthesis: but its 279 speed
(furfrou is 303 speed)