Lookie: where spam becomes an art form!

A TIME HONORED TRADITION
CELEBRATED BY MANY URPG MEMBERS HAS MADE A RETURN, HERE ON BMG

the rules of lookie:
Have fun and make friends. Because that is the magic of battlan!!!
Kill or maim something in every post, if your post isn't insane then you ain't doin' it right.
No arguing. Yeah, my overshield with infinity rocket launchers may be a little unbalanced, but how can you make the situation MOAR unbalanced?
NO POKEMON ALLOWED​

 

You know, If I wanted to talk about something other then Pokemon, I would do it somewhere other than a Pokemon forum. Just saying.

In other news: Shotgun to the face. Eat it.

 

pft, i just brushed off the shotgun like it wasn't nothin
now take my ENERGY PENI- i mean sword to the face

YOU LIKE IT DON'T YOU?

 

*Comes behind you and slices you with a lightsaber* Nice try.

 

Ack! Takes Death's Scythe and rips your soul out of your body. *Buwahahahaha*

 

>my face when i'm a ghost chicken and now i can haunt you all until you commit suicide

 

Suddenly, Gorithan(The creation of the sons of Gohan and trunks fusing) appears and goes iddqd and then he throws a blast at Zolar with 5% of his power. This, of course, destroys the planet and everything on it.

 

I shot you in the face, don't ask how I just can. I think that move needs a round of applause.

 

me: hi
announcer: FINISH HIM!
nonpain: wtf
me: *freezes nonpain and shatters his head into a million peices with a kick*
announcer: FATALITY!

 

I am Gregorax, Destructor of Fallacies. I have found user august13th to be of the most repugnant nature. I suppose SWORDS DEMON. SWORDS DEMON is a horned demon composed entirely of SWORDS. SWORDS DEMONS strikes august13th with a million SWORDS by jumping on top of his corneas.

edit: ur dead now

 

Oh so they're lightsabers? I always thought they were lightsavers. Ya know some cheap ass government scheme to encourage kids to save light or some crap like that.

 

Dude what the hell! I like the BEARS!

Anyway, I used to call them lightsavers too. Any... Here comes Death's scythe again!

 

*puts his hands over his head and summons energy*

See you in 200 posts.

 

Hahaha... just try to kill me! I am the Jesus of Magikarps.

I will resurrect myself and create an army of follower that listen to a talking dead guy. :mail::mail:

 

Been there, done that

 

Been one, Worship'd that.

 

BA KAWWW! BA KAWWWW!

But now I'm a BLIND ghost chicken, so you're going to have to buy me a ghost seeing eye dog to compensate -

-Ozzy Osbourne from literally nowhere-

"Hello, Ghost Chicken. It is time to eat."

"OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME PLEASE I DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD"

"Hehehehe"

TO BE CONTINUED IF SOMEONE BOTHERS TO SAVE ME

 

Eh, young knave, I do believe I have fallen to sympathize for you. :bash: :expect:

It is time for...

[insert rhythm]
Soulja...Soulja...Soulja...All da pretty boys stand up...All da pretty girls stand up.... PRETTY BOY SWAG. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.

The Oz is not pleased and is distracted from biting your head off. His posse of black, long-haired, skinny demons appear and they slowly advance towards me.

Me on phone: Janet, cancel my appointment, I've reached a minor setback. Eheheheheheheehhe. :XD:

 

My milkshakes bring all te boys to the yard...eh? Hehe. I kill you with my milkshakes. Wait...milkshakes? Oh I get it. Shame I have no milkshakes on me =[

 

IT IS 4:10 MY TIME. THAT MEANS I AM ALL POWERFUL NOW!

*kicks everyone in sight* GG.. whoah what?! NOOO, I TOOK TOO LONG TO WRITE THE POST!

*hides under a rock*