Lookie: where spam becomes an art form!

Zombie. Auto win. Suck my undead toe.

 

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I just killed all of your heterosexualities. Fags.

 

Yay, Lookie is back.

*Explodes from excitement*

 

Throw a rock at that guy *pints at "that guy"*!

 

/0

*world esplodes*

 

I transform into a T-Rex and eat you all with my godly powerful bite.

 

*still gathering energy*

 

Hi, meet my friend Toma Kamijo. His hand stops any kind of magic or superpower in its tracks. *puts Toma's hand on you, kills collected energy* suck it bitch

 

*Punches Toma Kamijo*
Gather that energy Monbrey! Gather all that energy

WITH YOUR HEART

WITH YOUR SOUL

WITH YOUR LIFE.

 

Now you will all be defeated from my ninjas, they are some of the greatest ninjas of all time!
They are: Grey Fox (the cybernatic ninja from metal gear solid), Sheik (zelda's alter ego from LoZ:OoT), Karas (the most awesome anime ninja ever!), Scorpion (the fire ninja from mortal kombat) and Sub-zero (the ice ninja from mortal kombat).

 

I'm afraid I have bad news for you. They won't be able to fight in the main battle because they're going to be contending with my army of undead pirates. *nods over shoulder at fleet of ghost ships*

 

Is that so... ATTACK! *army of undead ninjas fight the undead pirates and my group of ninjas escape*

 

Flareon008 does not approve of these shenanigans! august13th must be sacrificed to the volcano to appease him.

~Jack~

 

*Looks at the super-ninja/Ghost Pirate battle*

I hate to interrupt, but it time to end all of this. I unless my army of Magikarp, Feebas, and, of course, Bellsprout.

Yea...you should be shitting brick right about now.

 

THE VOLCANO?

NOW I KNOW WHY I BUILT THESE SKATES MADE OF THE COLDEST ICE KNOWN TO MAN AND SEVERAL ALIEN WORLDS

LATER JACK HAHAAHA

 

... well august13th can't be used... so let's throw in zeferin's army instead!

 

Joke's on you.

While you were committing your sacrificial fish fry, I, unbeknown to you, had put a mixture of glycerol, Nitrogen oxide, extruded polystyrene foam soaked in ethanol, and some trace amounts of sulfur, charcoal and Potassium Nitrate into the guts of my fish army.

To make a long story short, your volcano is now vaporized thanks to my Kamikaze Magikarp/Feebas.

 

OHMYGOD! YOU USED POKEMON! Now august's gonna... well... nothing.

If he wasn’t such a little wuss-bag he probably would slit your throat while you sleep, and watch the blood run freely while prancing up and down the living room to a marching tune, laughing hysterically and planning how to get rid of the bodie by dismembering the corpses, and using a wood-chipper to grind all the evidence into a manageable size before dumping the remains on a beach in Normandy. Then he’d have to make up a story for the police ... but I digress ...

WAZZZZZAAAAAAAP!!

 

SHHHH
PL3A53
GUYS
STOP WASTING SPACE