_|-Winter Gift Station-|_

Gallade(M, Steadfast)
Psychic/Fighting
Moves: Leaf Blade, Night Slash, Leer, Growl, Confusion, Double Team, Teleport, Lucky Chant, Fury Cutter, Magical Leaf, Slash, Heal Pulse, Calm Mind, Swords Dance, Psychic, Psycho Cut, Imprison, Helping Hand, Future Sight, Feint, Charm, False Swipe, Hypnosis, Protect, Dream Eater, Close Combat, Stored Power
Trade with Gmandiddy(Zoroark <----> Gallade)
Stone Edge TM
Earthquake TM
Icy Wind MT
Shadow Sneak BM

Going to Pidge

 

@ Your gym and dojo were always some of the hardest to beat. I can remember spending a lot of time thinking of the perfect strategy to beat your pesky Steel Dojo. Good times lol. But yes, UNCLE BE DAMNED, I view us as more brothers-in-arms, being some of the few Senseis left. Here's to a few more good years!

This guy got way cooler in Gen V. He has a few of the necessary TMs to abuse that sexy Sheer Force, so enjoy him.

Nidoking

Gender: Herp
Ability: Poison Point or Rivalry
Dream World Ability: Sheer Force
Type: Poison/Ground
Level-up Moves: Leer, Peck, Tackle, Double Kick, Poison Sting, Focus Energy, Fury Attack, Horn Attack, Chip Away, Thrash, Helping Hand, Toxic Spikes, Flatter, Earth Power, Poison Jab, Captivate, Horn Drill, Mega Horn
EMs: HM Strength, HM Surf, HM Cut, TM Flamethrower, TM Fire Punch, TM Ice Beam, TM Ice Punch, TM Thunderbolt, TM Thunderpunch, TM Earthquake, TM Counter, TM Substitute, TM Dragon Pulse
Obtained; URPG Easter Gift from Bee
Value: $65,500.41219/">

Indeed, sir. I remember our Sensei days pretty vividly, and feel like that whole experience helped shape me into the URPGer I am now, be that for better or worse Your gym and dojo were always some of the hardest to beat. I can remember spending a lot of time thinking of the perfect strategy to beat your pesky Steel Dojo. Good times lol. But yes, UNCLE BE DAMNED, I view us as more brothers-in-arms, being some of the few Senseis left. Here's to a few more good years!

This guy got way cooler in Gen V. He has a few of the necessary TMs to abuse that sexy Sheer Force, so enjoy him.

Nidoking

Gender: Herp
Ability: Poison Point or Rivalry
Dream World Ability: Sheer Force
Type: Poison/Ground
Level-up Moves: Leer, Peck, Tackle, Double Kick, Poison Sting, Focus Energy, Fury Attack, Horn Attack, Chip Away, Thrash, Helping Hand, Toxic Spikes, Flatter, Earth Power, Poison Jab, Captivate, Horn Drill, Mega Horn
EMs: HM Strength, HM Surf, HM Cut, TM Flamethrower, TM Fire Punch, TM Ice Beam, TM Ice Punch, TM Thunderbolt, TM Thunderpunch, TM Earthquake, TM Counter, TM Substitute, TM Dragon Pulse
Obtained; URPG Easter Gift from Bee
Value: $65,500

 

@WinterVines

I'm too lazy to count how many gifts you have already, and this one was supposed to be sent to you anyways, so a Smoochum with Ice Beam and Attract and otherwise fresh from the Pokemart except for age for you.

 

To @HKim

Hi, Harry

For some reason, you seem to get left out around gifting season, so I figured I'd spread some love. It's just my thanks for keeping URPG up and running, and keeping those mods in line Anywho, nothing says "THANK YOU FEARLESS LEADER" like a giant poisonous scorpion, so take my Drapion!

Drapion

Gender: Male
Type: Poison/Dark
Ability: Sniper/Battle Armor
Obtained: Mart
Level-up Moves: Thunder Fang, Ice Fang, Fire Fang, Bite, Poison Sting, Leer, Pin Missile, Acupressure, Knock Off, Scary Face, Toxic Spikes, Bug Bite, Poison Fang, Crunch, Cross Poison, Venoshock, Hone Claws
Extra Moves: BM Night Slash, HM Cut, HM Strength, TM X-Scissor
FFAs: 0
Value: $18,500​

RD

 

To Eraizza:
I have a feeling this will help you on your journey to collect all Ice Type and towards a certain gym.

Spoiler

Nickname: Fenrir
Species: Beartic
Gender: Male
Ability: Snow Cloak, Swift Swim
Type: Ice
Moves: Superpower, Powder Snow, Growl, Bide, Icy Wind, Fury Swipes, Brine, Endure, Swagger, Slash, Flail, Icicle Crash, Rest, Blizzard, Hail, Thrash, Sheer Cold
TM Moves:
HM’s: Surf, Strength
SM, BM, and MT Moves:
Caught: Trade with Gman

 

Brodrio
Gender: Male
Nature: Undecided
Ability: Run Away/Early Bird
Level-Up Moves: Pluck, Peck, Growl, Quick Attack, Rage, Fury Attack, Pursuit, Tri Attack, Uproar, Acupressure, Double Hit, Agility, Drill Peck, Endeavor, Thrash
TMs/HMs: N/A
BMs/MTs/SMs: N/A
Battles: 7
FFAs: 0
Contests: 0
Festivals: 0
Ribbons: N/A
Attributes: Luster 0/255 ; Cool 0/255 ; Beauty 0/255 ; Cute 0/255 ; Smart 0/255 ; Tough 0/255
Obtained: PokeMart
Up For Trade: Yes​

Going to @Fierce Deity

To my nig White Knight:

Flygon
Gender: Male
Nature: Docile
Ability: Levitate
Level-Up Moves: SonicBoom, Bite, Sand-Attack, Faint Attack, Sand Tomb, Crunch, Supersonic, DragonBreath, Dig, Screech, Dragon Claw, Sandstorm, Hyper Beam, Earth Power, Dragon Tail, Earthquake, Feint, Fissure
TMs/HMs: TM Stone Edge, TM Flamethrower, HM Strength
BMs/MTs/SMs: N/A
Battles: 1
FFAs: 0
Contests: 0
Festivals: 0
Ribbons: N/A
Attributes: Luster 0/255 ; Cool 0/255 ; Beauty 0/255 ; Cute 0/255 ; Smart 0/255 ; Tough 0/255
Obtained: Trade with FlammenWarfare for Ariados
Up For Trade: Yes​

 

Water Sport, Bubble, Hypnosis, Water Gun, DoubleSlap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Amnesia, BubbleBeam, Mud Shot, Belly Drum, Perish Song, Bounce, Wake-Up Slap, Hydro Pump, Mud Bomb, Swagger, Hyper Voice[Surf|Waterfall]
Shamrock
Abilities: Damp | Water Absorb
Male
W/10 L/0 T/0
W/10 L/0 T/0 <-- Going to Ash K.


Mega Drain, Leech Seed, Growth, Synthesis, Absorb, Sleep Powder, Teeter Dance, Magical Leaf, Stun Spore, Giga Drain, Aromatherapy, Quiver Dance, Helping Hand, Energy Ball, Entrainment, Sunny Day, After You, Leaf Storm, [Petal Dance]
Lily
Abilities: Chlorophyll | Leaf Guard
W/6 L/1 T/0
W/6 L/1 T/0 <-- Going to Akinai​

 

To Turt/Dynavolt/SirPiggy/WhateverNameYouChangeToNext

I tend to beat you to basics whenever someone asks for them. Take this Eevee with an Unrolled Hidden Power as my condolences.

Eevee



Species: Eevee
Obtained: Pokémart
Gender: Undecided
Nature: Undecided
Abilities: Adaptability/Run Away
Extra Moves: Hidden Power [unrolled] (TM 59)
Battles: 0W/0L/0D

Edit: Taking it back, Turt doesn't want it.

 

Alrighty, so I have some gifts to give!

@Roulette

Spoiler

Because you asked for it, you can have my shithouse Ambipom. I mean it only has 18 EM's, what a piece of worthless trash. Just like you! But seriously, it's always funny talking to you and you share my racist opinions on everyone. Enjoy it.


#424 - Ambipom
Normal
Obtained 04/05/11 in Easter Gift Station 2011 from Bryce

Battle Record:
None

Gender: Male
Ability: Pickup or Technician

Moves: {14 + 18}
Scratch, Tail Whip, Sand Attack, Astonish, Baton Pass, Tickle, Fury Swipes, Swift, Screech, Agility, Double Hit, Fling
Nasty Plot, Last Resort

Shadow Claw, Thunder Wave, Attract, U-Turn, Taunt, Substitute, Return, Snatch, Brick Break
Swagger, Thunderbolt, Aerial Ace, Giga Impact, Thunder Punch, Fire Punch, Ice Punch

UFT: Yes

@Ash K.

Spoiler

People give you a lot of shit, and I do too, but I give a lot of shit to everyone. Honestly, I enjoy talking to you. You're intelligent and insightful, if a little Pokemon obsessed, but we all are or we wouldn't be here, would we? Serperior goes to you. I might throw some TM's on it before the end of the gift station for you too, so I'll update this if I do.


#497 - Serperior
Grass
Obtained 08/03/11 from Pokemart

Battle Record:
5 Wins, 5 Losses

Gender: Female
Ability: Overgrow

Moves: {15 + 0}
Tackle, Leer, Vine Whip, Wrap, Growth, Leaf Tornado, Leech Seed, Mega Drain
Slam, Leaf Blade, Coil, Giga Drain, Wring Out, Gastro Acid, Leaf Storm

@White Knight

Spoiler

I don't know you that well, but you seem pretty cool. I assume you're a newbie since I don't remember you being around before I became semi-inactive, so hopefully this Surskit helps you out somewhat.



#283 - Surskit
Bug/Water
Obtained 19/02/2011 from Valentines Day Auction as Surskit

Battle Record:
None

Gender: ?
Ability: Swift Swim

Moves: {9 + 0}
Bubble, Quick Attack, Sweet Scent, Water Sport, BubbleBeam, Agility, Mist, Haze, Baton Pass

@Alaskapigeon

Spoiler

Well, you stupid bitch, you gave me

herpes...​

syphilis...​

gonorrhea...​

pregnancy scare​

A NIDOKING!​

And now I feel I should give you something back. But I swear, I would have anyway!


#199 - Slowking
Water/Psychic
Obtained 23/01/11 via Trade as Slowking (Infernape -> Ketamine)

Battle Record:
1 Win

Gender: Male
Ability: Oblivious and Own Tempo


NUKEM Certified

Moves: {21 + 37}
Power Gem, Hidden Power: Electric, Curse, Yawn, Tackle, Growl, Water Gun, Confusion, Disable, Headbutt, Water Pulse
Zen Headbutt, Nasty Plot, Slack Off, Swagger, Amnesia, Psychic, Trump Card, Rain Dance, Psych Up, Heal Pulse

TM06 Toxic, TM13 Ice Beam, TM26 Earthquake, TM32 Double Team, TM42 Dream Eater, TM44 Rest, TM45 Thunder Wave
TM50 Substitute, TM64 Protect, TM65 Rain Dance, TM68 Frustration, TM69 Iron Tail, TM72 Shadow Ball, TM76 Sleep Talk
TM82 Attract, TM88 Focus Punch, TM91 Calm Mind, TM96 Light Screen, TM98 Brick Break, TM100 Flamethrower
TM106 Skill Swap, TM110 Focus Blast, TM113 Brine, TM117 Drain Punch, TM130 Captivate, TM135 Grass Knot, TM139 Trick Room

HM03 Surf, HM04 Strength, HM05 Flash, HM06 Whirpool, HM08 Rock Smash, HM09 Dive

MT Aqua Tail, BM Belly Drum, MT Counter, MT Trick

Yeah, that's right. Traded an Infernape for that. Now it's yours.

@Kai-Mei

Spoiler

So now that you've finally jumped ship (LOLOL WATER JOKE) and chosen the best type, I do have one SMALL problem. You're renting a Charizard.

AS IN YOU DONT ACTUALLY OWN ONE! :saiyan:

But since I can't let this possibly be,
You're getting a neat Charmander from me,
Bred from the best in the URPG,
Take it before you're thrown back to the sea.


#004 - Charmander
Fire
Just bought it

Battle Record:
None

Gender: Haven't checked yet!
Ability: Blaze

Moves: {15 + 2}
Scratch, Growl, Ember, Leer, Metal Claw, SmokeScreen, Rage, Dragon Rage, Scary Face, Fire Fang, Flame Burst, Slash, Flamethrower, Fire Spin, Inferno

TM38 Fire Blast, TM146 Flame Charge

@Ebail

Spoiler

Not really sure what to write without it sounding exactly like what you wrote to me. You know, in the post after this. Hooray, I broke time. I have no idea what to give you that might actually be useful, so I'm going to give you two Pokemon! Kind of. One of them is a Flying type. I even wrote for the damn thing myself eons ago.


#290 - Nincada
Bug/Ground
Obtained 10/08/10 via Story as Nincada (Protecting the Puppy – Part 2)

Battle Record:
5 Wins, 3 Losses

Gender: Female
Ability: Compound Eyes

Moves: {10 + 6}
Harden, Scratch, Leech Life, Sand Attack, Fury Swipes, Mind Reader, False Swipe, Mud Slap, Metal Claw, Dig

TM66 Giga Drain, TM102 Aerial Ace

HM01 Cut, HM05 Flash

BM Bug Buzz, BM Night Slash

@Fierce Deity

Spoiler

You're cool to talk to and you link me to pics of hot girls, so I can't complain. Here's dat Vaporeon.


#134 - Vaporeon
Water
Obtained 04/10/11 from Trade (Houndour -> Nitro)

Battle Record:
None

Gender: Male
Ability: Water Absorb

Moves: {20 + 3}
Tail Whip, Tackle, Helping Hand, Sand-Attack, Growl, Water Gun, Quick Attack, Bite, Baton Pass
Aurora Beam, Focus Energy, Aqua Ring, Take Down, Last Resort, Haze, Mist, Trump Card, Acid Armor
Hydro Pump, Muddy Water

TM59 Hidden Power: Fire

HM03 Surf, HM07 Waterfall

 

@Ash K.

Spoiler

Well, you did ask me if I wanted something. This thing isn't the greatest thing in the world, but it can be pretty good when it's used right. Let's just call it a thanks for not Fissure whoring that Machamp of yours....yet.

Electivire

Gender: Male

Battles Participated in-2

Ability: Motor Drive

Battle Record-2/0/0

FFA Record-0/0

TM's/HM's-1/0

TM 26 Earthquake

BM/MT/SM-0/0/0

Obtained: Traded Sceptile to Morru Magnum

Value: $14,000

Level up moves
Fire Punch, Quick Attack, Leer, ThunderShock, Low Kick, Swift, Shock Wave, Light Screen, Electro Ball, ThunderPunch, Discharge, Thunderbolt, Screech, Thunder, Giga Impact

UFT: Sure​

@Monbrey

Spoiler

I remember those few times when we use to talk, and you'd ref a lot. And then you gave me a Charmander, and I ended up trading it, but I got another Charizard because it is that damn good. Not as good as yours but still. So take this daycare pass in the chance that you ever become somewhat active again, and feel like sticking something else on nukem.

$10,000-$10,000=$0

 

To Captain:
Elec Bros fo LIIIIIIIIFE. But in all honesty, you and Commander are like brothers to me and for that I have some thing for you both. Use him well, since I saw you had a lack of Psychic on your side.

Spoiler

Nickname: PsychoSlayer
Species: Alakazam
Gender: Male
Ability: Syncronize, Inner Focus, Magic Guard
Type: Psychic
Moves: Teleport, Kinesis, Confusion, Disable, Miracle Eye, Ally Switch, Psybeam, Reflect, Telekinesis, Recover, Psycho Cut, Role Play, Calm Mind, Psychic, Future Sight, Trick
TM Moves: Energy Ball, Thunder Wave
HM’s:
SM, BM, and MT Moves: Power Trick, Encore
Caught: Trade with Pidge

To Mr Badass(CommanderBadass):
Your fail in the FFA yesterday...I was dying of laughter. You need a Epic mon for that one. Btw, I tried to avoid marts, but I'll add its DW ability and a few EMs on it, prob 7 or less if I can. Hopefully to makes it.

Spoiler

Name: Giant Sea Turtle
Species: Carracosta
Gender: Male
Ability: Sturdy, Solid Rock
Type: Rock/Ground
Moves: Bide, Withdraw, Water Gun, Rollout, Bite, Protect, Aqua Jet, AncientPower, Crunch, Wide Guard, Brine, Smack Down, Curse, Shell Smash, Aqua Tail, Rock Slide, Rain Dance, Hydro Pump
TM Moves:
HM’s: Surf, Waterfall
SM, BM, and MT Moves:
Caught: Trade to Knight

 

Okay, so I was going to be a Scrooge this year, but then I said what the hell, so here we go in no particular order:

@Buoysel. You are my apprentice and are pretty cool. I know you like Normal type Pokemon so here you go, glad you were my apprentice ;]

Spoiler

*Recolor made by Monbrey*

Name: Rhinox

Species: Kangaskhan

Gender: Female

Ability: Scrappy or Early Bird

Type: Normal

Record: Wo/To/Lo

Moves: Comet Punch, Leer, Fake Out, Tail Whip, Bite, Double Hit, Rage, Mega Punch, Chip Away, Dizzy Punch, Crunch, Endure, Outrage, Sucker Punch, Reversal

TM Moves: Surf, Strength

SM, BM, and MT Moves:

Captured: Traded Sawsbuck to Maverik

Available For Trade: No​

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@MaverickKaiser - dude, you are like one of my best friends here. You are one crazy ass kid and you are incredibly random at times, and you annoy me with your stupid smiley faces (because sometimes that is all you say), but pretty cool, so take this.

Spoiler

Name: Mindwipe

Species: Alakazam

Gender: Male

Ability: Synchronize or Inner Focus

Type: Psychic

Record: Wo/To/Lo

Moves: Teleport, Kinesis, Confusion, Disable, Miracle Eye, Ally Switch, Psybeam, Reflect, Telekinesis, Recover, Psycho Cut, Role Play, Calm Mind, Psychic, Future Sight, Trick

TM Moves:

SM, BM, and MT Moves:

Captured: Traded Tirtouga to Pidge

Available For Trade: Perhaps​

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@WinterVines - Where do I start with you. You haven't even given me my shower pictures, yet you did to Chain, where are mine. I've tried giving you this guy twice already, maybe three times is the charm. You know you are one of my closest friends here, I hope you enjoy this guy... or girl.

Spoiler

Name: Landquake

Species: Snorlax

Gender: Female

Ability: Thick Fat or Immunity

Type: Normal

Record: Wo/To/Lo

Moves: Metronome, Odor Sleuth, Tackle, Defense Curl, Headbutt, Amnesia, Lick, Recycle, Belly Drum, Screech, Yawn, Chip Away, Stockpile, Swallow, Rest, Snore, Sleep Talk, Body Slam, Fling, Harden, Double-Edge, Block, Covet, Rollout, Natural Gift, Crunch, Snatch, Heavy Slam, Last Resort, Giga Impact, Hyper Beam

TM Moves: Surf, Curse, Earthquake, Brick Break, Ice Punch, Strength

SM, BM, and MT Moves: Whirlwind, Seed Bomb, Outrage

Captured: Traded Weavile to WTP

Available For Trade: No​

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@Siless - Siless, you are my BlackOps/MW3 partner (the only one here because I don't know anyone else here that plays it, or at least plays it as much as us lol). Wasn't sure if you'd like this. 50% chance you do, 50% chance ou didn't, so I decided to ask people. Bouy said you wouldn't, Ebail said you would. That still left me 50/50, so I did the next logical thing, rolled a die, and it said you did. So hope you enjoy.

Spoiler

*Recolor made by Monbrey*

Name: Broadside

Species: Rhyperior

Gender: Male

Ability: Lightning Rod or Solid Rock

Type: Ground/Rock

Record: Wo/To/Lo

Moves: Poison Jab, Horn Attack, Tail Whip, Stomp, Fury Attack, Scary Face, Rock Blast, Bulldoze, Leer, Chip Away, Take Down, Hammer Arm, Drill Run, Stone Edge, Earthquake, Horn Drill, Megahorn, Rock Wrecker

TM Moves: Cut, Surf, Strength, Whirlpool, Rock Smash, Rock Climb

SM, BM, and MT Moves:

Captured: Traded Wailmer to Maverik

Available For Trade: No​

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@Ebail - Dude, you are pretty cool. You know, I wanted to get you a Drifblim, since it is your only rent, but I couldn't get ahold of one (still trying). You didn't have a Krookodile, and in my opnion they are pretty good to use in battle, so I figured I'd gift it to you. May not seem like much, but I don't give stuff away that I write for (because it has more meaning that way to me) unless I really like the person, so, yeah ;].

Spoiler

Name: Snarl

Species: Krokorok

Gender: Male

Ability: Moxie or Intimidate

Type: Ground/Dark

Record: W1o/To/Lo

Moves: Leer, Rage, Bite, Sand-Attack, Torment, Sand Tomb, Assurance, Mud-Slap, Embargo, Swagger, Crunch, Dig, Scary Face, Foul Play, Sandstorm, Earthquake, Thrash

TM Moves:

SM, BM, and MT Moves:

Captured: Story - Bearer of Hope

Available For Trade: No​

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@ChainReaction01 - Oh Chain, son, I remember when I you were a newbie here. You were such a nub. JK, but you too are also one of my closest friends here. I ran out of Pokemon to give, but I wanted to give you something special too. I hope you like this.

Spoiler

Masterball for you good sir. Be like me and don't use it lol.​

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Sudowoodo to Stone Reaper (I think that's @Black Reaper now, right?)

Edited details into my page 1 post, as I will with all my gifts, but I'll still post them so they can be noticed and updated.

 

To CommanderBadass:

You took my basics, now take my basic. Seriously though, that Blaziken is injured, it might need someone who has gone through the same thing several times:

Staravia (Male)
80 battles
Moves:

Hope it enjoys physical therapy.

 

@Fierce Deity
I find that I actually like you or something, and this was the result of a rampant onset of generosity. I generally feel extremely attached to 'mons I write for. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Spoiler

[ Aurelia. ]


Species: Gardevoir.
Nickname: Aurelia.
Gender: Female ♀
Nature: Mild.
Ability: Synchronize/Trace.
Moves: Healing Wish, Growl, Confusion, Double Team, Teleport, Lucky Chant, Wish, Magical Leaf, Heal Pulse, Calm Mind, Psychic, Imprison, Future Sight, Charm, Captivate, Hypnosis, Dream Eater and Stored Power.
TMs & HMs: None.
BMs, MTs & SMs: Encore.
Obtained: Fusion. (Story.)
Battles: 10W/0L/0D.
Trade value: 2.​

 

@Eraizaa-kun

Spoiler

I received this in the mail today in a cardboard box. Inside was a very disgruntled monkey and a strange note that said:

Take this demon out of my sight! I named him "Evil Monkey" but it just made him angrier. ~ M

Any idea what it means? Either way, think you would prefer this little guy more. I gave him another name, but think he will answer to anything... or is it a girl?

Puck (Pansear)
Gender: Male
Ability: Gluttony
Nature: Impish
Battles: 0/0/0
Obtained: Mart
Scratch, Leer, Lick, Incinerate, Fury Swipes, Yawn, Bite, Flame Burst, Amnesia, Fling, Acrobatics, Fire Blast, Recycle, Natural Gift, Crunch​

@ChainReaction01

Spoiler

You're one of the handful of people I talk to on here, but no idea what to get you... so have a Poison Jab TM for Dual ^^

 

I am going to give some Mons away, school takes up a lot of free time. So VM, PM or AIM me, Rangers get first choice cause they are awsome.

 

So. I may as well give out the more important gifts first, ya know, in case someone almost ninjas me to them. Here goes, eh?

...I suppose not using the 'mention' function also ruins the fun. Darn. 'cause the next part is my favorite. Also, I'm super lazy and don't feel like actually looking up y'all's user numbers...

@Ebail

Spoiler

This was actually supposed to go to you last spring, incidentally, but it never got graded and I never stuck around long enough to take care of it. No protesting. It was supposed to be yours, and I'm fairly certain it's your only rent. Oh, and I put it on NUKEM with the TM's I was pretending to by Chandelure and stuff. Was I stealthy enough?

But really.

's because I don't want to lose, because you're an amazing friend, and -- above all -- because I'm so very sorry for being such an awful person to you. Merry Christmas.

Perhaps I should end on a lighter note. I don't have any DBZ videos, or access to youtube, for that matter, but you can call it Buu or something. Because he's a ghost and he's scary, and because they're both kinda balloon shaped... oh, never mind. This can't end well. XD

Well, okay. Now that people are on page five or six, no one's going to bother looking here, and hopefully you'll actually end up reopening this to find your TM's (I mean, assuming that you actually accept this; you really don't have to) and get curious by all of the new stuff here... And if they do, hopefully they won't be bothered by my tiny tiny text here, right? Iunno if this is the best idea, but it felt like the better thing to do than VM/IM'ing directly... I'm not sure.

I really am sorry for everything, though. I know I swore never to regret, but sometimes I do wish that things had gone differently. I think you were right, though, and things would have gone a lot differently had I just sat down and thought things over. I think things have gone beyond that point, though, and I'm not sure... you'd think I'd make up my mind by now, eh?

I'm honestly glad to see that you started moving on. I was really afraid back in August that you'd do something horrible or that you'd just leave and I wouldn't be able to see if you were okay, but I'm glad that you stuck around and started talking to everyone else. You really are a great person, and I don't think you deserved the shit that happened between us.

God, I'm as awful at these speeches as ever, and the pre-exam madness isn't helping one bit. Bother. It's a Drifblim, though; I can assure you that I had some sort of joke in mind when I was doing this last year. Perhaps it was just a flying type, buuut... I guess it matches with your cupcake to make a pretty sweet birthday party, right? Perhaps I should get you a Delibird next year, if there was any viable way to make that actually useful and not just Santa, but hopefully I don't end up giving you something else that steal's the souls of dead people. And to think that my backup was Gengar when I was planning this (again, a year ago... lol)... Drifblim probably has some of the crappiest stats of any flying type there is (darn you, Ninetendo!), but I'm sure you can make it work. The Flame Orb/Flare Boost/Trick set seems kinda cool (iunno, I just made that up), 'cause you can get your boost and probably cripple something that prefers holding Leftovers if you play your cards right, or you could stick it in some sort of Rain team and spam Thunder... or perhaps an Unburden/Flying Gem-Acrobatics or Petaya sort of thing/Destiny Bond... I'm just rambling now. I think I should stop.

So here's to a friendship that was wonderful while it lasted... I promise, I'll stop making things sound like hallmark-y. I'm just in a prosey sort of mood from my English final, but I swear I'll stop. Seriously, though... thanks.


Oh, and EDIT: I'm serious when I say that I'll be glad to do official-y stuff for you whenever you need it. It's the least I can do.

@Roulette

Spoiler

I HOPE I SURPRISED YOU. ^.^

Although, seriously. The one good thing that came out of my planned inactivity was that it made it a heck of a lot easier to gift it to you. I was gonna evo it into PZ and slap some better TM's on it, but I had the brilliant idea to spend 110k the day before the Gift Station came out. And whose idea was that? XD

But seriously. Now that the trifecta + me has dwindled down to, like... you and me, lol, 's kinda lonely here. AT LEAST YOU STICK AROUND AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT HAVING A LIFE.

And, of course, you have an excellent taste in literature. ^.^ TEH SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

@Ash K.

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Um. So. Apologies in advance, but I've come to terms with the fact that I'll never possibly get out of the park in time to give you what I had originally promised. I'm not being petty or something awful, I swear, but I tried to get you something equally decent. It also walls Garchomp to pieces. Seriously. Fire Fang is a 4hko.

I never actually finished my sentence when I was talking to you. Iunno if you noticed that or not; I was planning to say it in here instead. We got off to a rocky start, I know, and 's still not all fun and games between us, but you do take a lot of shit that you don't deserve, and you've got a good heart on the inside, no matter what people say about you. So perhaps take this as my way of trying to keep the peace, and maybe smooth over some things that happened. Time will only do so much. 's also my way of saying sorry, because nothing else says sorry like a giant bell. Apparently. Although he does make quite good tacos, word has it. Have fun with it, m'kay?

Also, it doesn't learn any accuracy decreasing moves. It does get Hypnosis and Confuse Ray, though, if you want to work from that angle instead. XD

@Captain Dude

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mfw Mav gifted you that Alakazam.
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Well, yes. After I threw something at a wall and killed a puppy, I came back to your stats page and saw that you don't seem to have a Jolteon. In Vermillion. Perhaps my screen is broken 'r something, but that's akin to not owning a Charizard at a fire gym. BLASPHEMY.

SO. YEAH. PERHAPS THIS IS BETTER AS AN ESPEON, BUT I'LL LET YA DECIDE THAT ONE.

...I'll write you a Rotom if you promise to stop ruining my story deals. XD

@Akinai

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So, frankly, I like you a lot and you don't scare the crap out of me, like a lot of people do. I'll just jump on the bandwagon here and now and gift you something, because that seems to be the general trend. XD But seriously. You're pretty awesome, eh? ^.^

I'd been planning to gift you something, but a closer inspection of your and my respective stats told me that I didn't really know what you liked. Wow. I'm clever, aren't I? I figured I couldn't go wrong with novelty, so this guy seemed to fit pretty nicely. 's the first Purrloin in the URPG, in case I didn't already scream that in the profile (I'm sure I did, somewhere), although no one really counts those things sans Syn. BUT YEAH. ENJOY, HON.

@HKim

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I kinda agree with Roulette; you hardly get thanked enough for everything you do. This doesn't really count as much of a good thanks, I know, and it's horridly cliche, but I wrote for the little guy myself and I was hoping that it was the thought that counts. ...kinda. So, yes. It's like our mascot around here on BMG and stuff, and I'm pretty sure you already have one, but I couldn't find your stats to check myself. Forgive me. ._.

I DARE YOU TO CALL HIM HARRY. ^.^

Also, yes. I am so original, aren't I?

*walks around for a bit and rambles*

MERRY CHRISTMAS, GOOD SIR.

@WhiteKnight

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Lord knows I bother you more than enough. XD I have, like, no electric Pokemon or anything to help you out with your gym, but I figured that a cucumber is equally useful. It's, like, the second one on URPG (YEAH. I TOTALLY COUNTED), and it's rather cute, so I hope you enjoy her.

TALKING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I CAN.

It's not yellow... We asians gotta stick together, amirite? ._.
Bwaha.

I'm not done yet, hopefully; there are too many people here whom I'd like to thank by showering them with gifts and very poorly written blurbs. When wages and stuff come in, I'll try to gift back and whatnot. It was totally a brilliant idea to spend all of my money one or two days before the WGS came out. I know.

 

I have Marts with one or two TMs if anyones interested. Lots of grass/Fire mons I don't use. IM/VM/PM me what you want, just view my stats.

 

To CommBA: I give you my very unique

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Grunt (Cacturne) (Male)
Battles: 16
Sand veil
Traded w/ Gmandiddy for Dragonite
Used TM Brick Break
Used TM Energy Ball

May you treat him well!