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Battle #1387

Basics (x1)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Swiftgallade46 Vs. Sky Lark

Swift: Combusken
Sky: Wooper

There was some Yawn and Mirror Move shenanigans. Everyone was sleeping on the job! Until Combusken woke up and kicked Wooper in the face.

Swift Wins and gets 1,000
Sky Loses and gets 500
I should get 500

Unpaid Wages: 13,000
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Battle #1388

Basics (x1)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Swiftgallade46 Vs. Sky Lark

Swift: Combusken
Sky: Magikarp

Fun Fact: Magikarp speed ties Blaziken, Dragonite, Mamoswine, Gallade and a whole bunch of other Pokemon. It still can't beat a Combusken one on one with Flail, though.

Swift Wins and gets 1,000
Sky Loses and gets 500
I should get 500

Unpaid Wages: 13,000
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Battles #1389-1393

Basics (x5)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO Clause On

Airik Vs. BulbaTurtwig

Airik: Lotad
Turt: Togepi

Togekiss is very expensive, so Turt's not evolving right away. Surfing all over the place.

Airik Wins 5 and gets 5,000
Turt Loses 5 and gets 2,500
I should get 2,500

Unpaid Wages: 15,500
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Battles #1394-1398

Basics (x5)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO Clause On

Airik Vs. BulbaTurtwig

Airik: Lombre
Turt: Togepi

Everyone has enough battles now. Togepi spent some time making scary faces and sharpening its claws, but not even its closet pegasister move Secret Sword could kill Lombre.

Airik Wins 5 and gets 5,000
Turt Loses 5 and gets 2,500
I should get 2,500

Unpaid Wages: 18,000
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Battle #1399

Normal Battle
4v4
Dppt
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion Clauses On

BulbaTurtwig Vs. Ash K.

Turt: Nidoking, Slowbro, Togepi, Staraptor
Ash: Lugia

To Ash's credit, he did ask Turt if it was okay to send Lugia in before he did it. I would've said no.

Ash Wins and gets 1,500
Turt Loses and gets 750
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 20,000
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Battle #1400

Normal Battle
4v4
Dppt
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion Clauses On

Felly Vs. BulbaTurtwig

Felly: Glaceon, Cloyster, Ariados, Gyarados
Turt: Togepi, Staraptor, Slowbro, Nidoking

Togepi did more work than I thought it would by Encoring Glaceon into Hail and then Confusing Cloyster while firing off a few Ancient Powers. It eventually went down, and Staraptor took its place. Cloyster did a chunk to that before being KO'd, and then Glaceon finished the bird off. It almost took down Slowbro too, because its best move was only Water Pulse. Ariados finished Slowbro and then did some damage to Nidoking before dying. Gyarados came in only to be confused by Flatter, but it broke through to KO with Surf.

Felly Wins and gets 1,500
Turt Loses and gets 750
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 22,000
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Battle #1401

Normal Battle
4v4
Revo
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Synthesis vs. Hushie

Syn: Gliscor, Glalie, Metagross, Swampert
Hushie: Drifblim, Togekiss, Blaziken, Lilligant

Hushie started out really well since Dirfblim set up, burned Metagross after taking a chunk out of it, and then defeated Gliscor. Then, he subbed on the turn that Swampert Roar'd, and that ended that. He probably would've been okay still, but Glalie came in and got Eva+4 with Moody, so yeah. You can probably guess what happened from there.

Syn Wins and gets 1,500
Hushie Loses and gets 750
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 24,000
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Battle #1402

Basics (x1)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Mlouden03 Vs. Smoresgasbored (Elamite)

M03: Gastly
Smores: Lickitung

Lickitung slept on the job pretty much the whole time while Gastly siphoned off its dreams.

M03 Wins and gets 1,000
Smores Loses and gets 500
I should get 500

Unpaid Wages: 24,500
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Battle #1403

Normal Battle
4v4
BW
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Ash K. Vs. Synthesis

Ash: Beautifly, Starmie, Breloom, Sceptile
Syn: Alakazam, Whimsicott, Lapras, Chandelure

This was supposed to be a random rolled battle, but Syn got all mons he would've picked normally, and three of Ash's were weak to Chandelure. It was not a very two-sided match.

Syn Wins and gets 1,500
Ash Loses and gets 750
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 26,500
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Battles #1404-1407

Basics (x4)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Ash K. Vs. Mlouden03

Ash: Meowth
M03: Gastly

Gastly can evolve now. It basically came down to Hypnosis hitting/getting a 2 or 3 turn count. No pickup.

M03 Wins 2 and Loses 2 and gets 3,000
Ash Wins 2 and Loses 2 and receives no pay
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 28,500
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Battle #1408

Normal Battle
2v2
Dppt
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO Clauses On

Mlouden03 Vs. Ash K.

M03: Gengar, Tyrantiar
Ash: Mamoswine, ???

Gengar's Hypnosis missed But WinterVines the Mamoswine is still cool.

Ash Wins and gets 1,000
M03 Loses and gets 500
I should get 1,000

Unpaid Wages: 29,500
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Battles #1409-1418

Basics (x10)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Airik Vs. BlueTowel

Airik: Oddish
Blue: Marshtomp

Blue only needed 3, but he helped Airik out. Petal Dance pretty much destroyed every time. This Oddish is going to turn into Vileplume.

Airik Wins 10 and gets 10,000
Blue Loses 10 and gets 1,500
I should get 5,000

Unpaid Wages: 34,500
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Battles #1419-1428

Basics (x10)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Airik Vs. BlueTowel

Airik: Oddish #2
Blue: Marshtomp

Blue helped out some more. The same thing happened. This Oddish turns into Bellossom.

Airik Wins 10 and gets 10,000
Blue Loses 10 and receives no pay
I should get 5,000

Unpaid Wages: 39,500
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Battle #1429

Normal Battle
4v4
Dppt
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Ace Trainer Liam Vs. Hushie

Liam: Whimsicott, Arcanine, Politoed, ???
Hushie: Ninetales, Togekiss, Camerupt, Zigzagoon

Encore messed up Hushie a bit to start. Then, when he was turning it around again, Zigzagoon got Roar'd out, so yeah.

Liam Wins and gets 1,500
Hushie Loses and gets 750
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 41,500

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Battle #1430

Fortree Gym Challenge
4v4
Dppt
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On
No Legendary Pokemon

Leader Ash K. Vs. Challenger Hushie

Ash: Xatu, Jumpluff, ???, ???
Hushie: Exeggcutor, Driftblim, Camerupt, Cofagrigus

Encore messed Hushie up in this battle too. Jumpluff got up to Atk+6, and Acrobatics destroyed everything.

Ash Wins and gets 3,000 + Defends
Hushie Loses and gets 1,500
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 43,500
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Battles #1431-1435

Basics (x5)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Ace Trainer Liam Vs. Maxie

Liam: Kabuto
Maxie: Trapinch

That surf too powerful.

Liam Wins 5 and gets 5,000
Maxie Loses 5 and gets 2,500
I should get 2,500

Unpaid Wages: 46,000
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Battles #1436-1440

Basics (x5)
1v1
Dppt
Helds Off
OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Ace Trainer Liam Vs. Maxie

Liam: Kabuto
Maxie: Vibrava

Once Maxie figured out that Earthquake 2HKO, he won some. Liam helped out with the last 3 that he won't get paid for.

Maxie Wins 4 and Loses 1 and gets 4,500
Liam Wins 1 and Loses 4 and gets 3,000
I should get 2,500

Unpaid Wages: 48,500
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Battle #1441
FFA#10

FFA Rules

Revolution
No Helds
No Starting Weather/Normal Terrain
No Sleep Moves (Barring Rest)
Evasion Clause
Perish Song Fails
Hit All - Hit One
Intimidate Fails
Imprison Fails
Encore Fails
No Redirect
Illusion Pokémon disguises as a random Pokémon from the dex
Not sending or forfeiting results in KO at the beginning of the turn

Special Rule: Hazy Frenzy. All stat modifiers are reset to 0 every three turns. All stat modifiers (both positive and negative) are doubled. For example, if someone uses Calm Mind, it will give +2 to both SpAtk and SpDef. Alternatively, Close Combat will drop Def and SpDef by 2.

This was pretty lolzy. As everyone tried to set up, Zubat kept Hazing. Then Snorlax got Fusion Flare and Weather Ball in the sun off of Metronome. Sceptile survived a pile and got burned and lived with 1 HP. All-in-all, it was a good day.



18th - @mlouden03; with Tyranitar - $1,000
17th - @Airik; with Lilligant - $1,000
16th - @Felly; with Garchomp - $1,000
15th - @Fawkes; with Hydreigon - $1,500
14th - @Turtwing A; with Zubat - $2,000
13th - @ChainReaction01; with Infernape - $2,500
12th - @SLCalamity; with Snorlax - $3,000
11th - @Nitro; with Gyarados - $3,500
10th - @Sky Lark; with Espeon - $4,000
9th - @Synthesis; with Alakazam - $4,500
8th - @Maxie; with Flygon - $5,000
7th - @KnittyDragon; with Salamence - $5,500
6th - @Ash K.; with Sceptile - $6,000
5th - @Akinai; with Metagross - $6,500
4th - @MuddyMudkip; with Gallade - $7,000
3rd - @Ace Trainer Liam; with Whimsicott - $7,500
2nd - @CommBA; with Ludicolo - $8,000
1st - @TheProtobabe; with Umbreon - $8,500

I should get $9,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: 57,500
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Battle #1442

Hearthome Gym Challenge
4v4
Dppt
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy/Item Clauses On

Leader CommBA Vs. Challenger TheProtobabe

Comm: Dusclops, Golurk, Jellicent, Gengar
Proto: Kingdra, Flygon, Umbreon, Vaporeon

This happened very late. Proto demanded to challenge because she was rusty at battling, and since she runs teh household, he complied. She forgot that items were on, though, and Dusclops gave her a hell of a time. Then there was some very long stall between Jellicent and Vaporeon, which was turning my brain to mush. Fortunately, Comm realized he could swap in Gengar and kill off Vaporeon and Kingdra with Thunderbolt.

Comm Wins and gets 3,000 + Defends
Proto Loses and gets 1,500
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 59,500
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Battle #1443

Normal Battle
4v4
Revo
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion/Accuracy Clauses On

Synthesis Vs. Airik

Syn: Darmanitan, Swampert, Salamence, Ditto
Airik: Whimsicott, Volcarona, Jellicent, Jolteon

Darmanitan is really powerful with Sheer Force. Flare Blitz becomes 156 BP, and with a Life Orb, that does a ton to everything. Mence made a dent in Airik's team after a Dragon Dance too.

Syn Wins and gets 1,500
Airik Loses and gets 750
I should get 2,000

Unpaid Wages: 61,500
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