a satire on reffing

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Trovita Gym Battle
3*(1 VS. 1)
Revolution
Items Allowed
OHKO Clause

Leader We Taste Pies... (Scizor, Salamence, [Electivire])
Feng (Shedinja, Mantine, [Electrode])

Spoiler

Shedinja survived a few turns with its Focus Sash and Dig, due to Scizor holding an Iron Ball, but it couldn't last forever, especially since Scizor snapped out of Confusion almost immediately.

Spoiler

Salamence used Dragon Dance and then Thunder Fang on Mantine. Ice Beam wasn't enough to take out the dragon.

Spoiler

:banana:

Leader We Taste Pies gets 3,000.
Feng gets 1,500.

I should get 1,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

4 VS. 4
Revolution
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Nitrous Oxide (Starmie, Aerodactyl, Heracross, Gengar)
Nyurgh (Rotom-H, Scizor, Gyarados, [Infernape])

Rotom got behind a Substitute against Starmie and used it to beat Gengar, along with some Confuse Ray. Then Starmie beat Rotom with some amazing Confuse Ray as well. Gyarados came in on the paralyzed Starmie and used Dragon Dance; Aerodactyl switched in. Gyarados OHKO Aerodactyl with Waterfall. Starmie then fought with Gyarados. Starmie hanged in longer than expect with the help of some Flash attacks, but eventually fainted. Heracross was Lan's last hope, but Scizor took care of it with Wing Attack and Bullet Punch (Heracross used Endure).

Nitrous Oxide gets 500.
Nyrugh gets 1,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

3 VS. 3
Revolution
No Items

gun6 (Ninjask, Machamp, Linoone)
Nitrous Oxide (Swellow, Slowbro, Gengar)

Ninjask managed to Baton Pass a Swords Dance and speed to Linoone, who hit Gengar pretty hard, after breaking Swellow's Substitute. Gengar finished Linoone, and Ninjask finished Gengar. Then Ninjask brought Swellow to a pretty low amount of HP, but it wasn't enough, so Swellow took it out. Then Swellow used Braved Bird on Machamp to do big damage, while KO-ing itself. Slowbro was sent in. Slowbro normally works great against Machamp, except there was no OHKO Clause, so Machamp just had to use Fissure to win the battle.

gun6 gets 1,000.
Nitrous Oxide gets 500.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

3 VS. 3
Double Battle
Colosseum
No Items
Sunny Weather

Magikchicken (Lucario, Metagross, Gengar)
Leader DarkGardevoir (Exeggutor, Alakazam, [Medicham])

Exeggutor put Metagross to sleep while Alkazam went with Calm Mind. Both of Magikchicken's Pokemon attempted Agility, but only Lucario prevailed, as Metagross slept. Then Lucario used Me First on Exeggutor, which failed. Exeggutor put Lucario to sleep as well, but it didn't matter as Alakazam OHKO Lucario with Fire Punch. Then Gengar was one shotted by Psychic and soon Metagross was taken out, still sleeping.

Magikchicken gets 1,000.
Leader DarkGardevoir gets 2,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Petalburg Gym
4 VS. 4
DPP
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Leader Ataro (Ambipom, Lopunny, Bibarel)
Nitrous Oxide (Heracross, Rhyperior, Aerodactyl, Slowbro)

Ambipom played with Heracross's and Rhyperior's weaknesses, before fainting to Aerodactyl. Then Lopunny Encored Aerodactyl, allowing it to set up, while Aerodactyl kept using Attract. Lopunny then Baton Passed to Bibarel, who had an easy time with the rest of Lan's Pokemon with Charge Beam and Thunderbolt.

Leader Ataro gets 2,000.
Nitrous Oxide gets 1,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 VS. 1
DPP

AceTrainer14 (Skorupi)
Bumblebee (Mantyke)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CROSS POISON CRIT THAT DIDN'T MATTER SNIPER OF DOOM BOOM!!!!

AceTrainer14 gets 1,000.
Bumblebee gets 500.

I should get 500

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 VS. 1
DPP
OHKO Clause

DancingDodo (Azurill)
Ash K. (Meowth)

HUGE POWER

DancingDodo gets 1,000.
Ash K. gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 VS. 1
DPP
OHKO Clause

DancingDodo (Azurill)
Ash K. (Meowth)

HUGE POWER and PICK UP both work.

DancingDodo gets 1,000.
Ash K. gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 vs. 1
DPP
No Items

Synthesis (Staryu)
HikaruIzumi (Dragonair)

Outrage too powerful for the star.

Synthesis gets 500.
HikaruIzumi gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Trovita Gym Battle
3*(1 VS. 1)
Revolution
Items Allowed
OHKO Clause

Leader We Taste Pies... (Starmie, Mismagius, Salamence)
Lan (Lanturn, Banette, Aerodactyl)

Confuse Rays both ways on the water battle, ended up with Lanturn's Signal Beam doing the trick (the Skill Swap by Starmie was nifty, though). Banette used Imprison against Mismagius, but that was kind of silly because it was 2HKO anyway with everyone's favorite Shadow Ball + Payback combo (not a real combo). Then it all came down to Salamence against Aerodactyl. Aerodactyl was put at an immediate disadvantage thanks to Salamence's Intimidate, but was this a big enough advantage to win??? idk. Aerodactyl Taunted Salamence, who tried to Dragon Dance, but was too infuriated to use such indirect means of damage. So next turn Aerodactyl used Ice Fang, btw, did I mention it was holding Nevermeltice?
[02:45] Zoa: best or worst name for an item ever?
Okay, regardless, the Ice Fang did exactly half to Salamence's HP, while Aerodactyl experienced a Dragon's Claw on a personal level. Then Aerodactyl used the same move AGAIN. But guess what? IT KO'D. :devil::spam::angel::thumbd::lol:wut

We Taste Pies... gets 1,500.
Lan gets the Spike Shell Badge and 3,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Sunnyshore Gym Battle
6 VS. 6
DPP
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
Evasion Clause
Rainy Weather

Leader Xali (Jolteon, Electrode, Porygon-Z, Jolteon, Manectric)
Legendary Master (Infernape, Jolteon, Flygon, Wobbuffet, Ampharos, Garchomp)

Uhhhhh...Battle was kind of back and forth, but Xali was under control most of the time I guess. Highlight included a Porygon-Z with SpAtk+3 and Speed+2, but Wobbuffet managed to Mirror Coat it.

Leader Xali gets 2,000.
Legendary Master gets 1,000.

I should get 3,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

14 Pokemon Free For All
Revolution
No Items
No Sleep Moves
No Perish Song
Hit One
No Intimidate
No Encore
No Redirect
*KO a Mon to Change Weather and/or Terrain
*Pokemon are placed in a grid randomly. You can only target Pokemon that are in the same row or column as you. You can maneuver in the grid instead of using an actual move. Grid rows and columns will be deleted as needed.

At first it was like this...



But then it was like this!



Jesus of Magikarps (Scizor) gets 1,000.
Haze (Magikarp) gets 1,000.
WinterVines (Persian) gets 1,000.
Legendary Master (Infernape) gets 1,500.
NeonSands (Honchkrow) gets 2,000.
Marshy (Jumpluff) gets 2,500.
ChainReaction01 (Swampert) gets 3,000.
Noble One (Jolteon) gets 3,500
Infernape Warrior (Floatzel) gets 4,000.
Siless (Ludicolo) gets 4,500.
Kai-Mei (Milotic) gets 5,000.
TheEvilDookie (Togekiss) gets 5,500.
JokesterJesse (Gulpin) gets 6,000.
Bumblebee (Gardevoir) gets 6,500.

I should get 7,000.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Bumblebee (Budew)
AceTrainer14 (Togetic)

Togetic so Fly.

Bumblebee gets 500.
AceTrainer14 gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Gastly)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)

Crunch Bite.

Nyurgh gets 500.
Bumblebee gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Gastly)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)

Crunch AND Bite.

Nyurgh gets 500.
Bumblebee gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Haunter)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)

Exact 2HKO.

Nyurgh gets 1,000.
Bumblebee gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Haunter)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)

spooky!

Nyurgh gets 1,000.
Bumblebee gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Haunter)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)

Pokemon

Nyurgh gets 1,000.
Bumblebee gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Haunter)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)
Shadow Ballin'

Nyurgh gets 1,000.
Bumblebee gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: pikachu in a highchair

1 VS. 1
DPP

Nyurgh (Haunter)
Bumblebee (Growlithe)

They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results...But that didn't happen.

Nyurgh gets 1,000.
Bumblebee gets 500.

I should get 500.