a satire on reffing

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Legendary Master (Wynaut)
Neonsands (Burmy)

ENCORE HP ROCK MIRROR COAT HURR DURR

Legendary Master gets 1,000.
Neonsands gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

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3 VS. 3
Revolution
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

We Taste Pies... (Ambipom, Starmie, Gengar)
Pika57 (Togekiss, Steelix, Salamence)

As the brothers battled, there were some fun predictions and counter predictions, I think. After Togekiss and Starmie had shenanigans, switches were made. Gengar took out Steelix with Focus Blast mainly, while it did decent damage to Salamence. This allowed Starmie to finish it off, as well as Togekiss, who was low.

We Taste Pies... gets 1,000.
Pika57 gets 500.

I should get 1,500.

 

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Cinnabar Gym Battle
3 VS. 3
DPP
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sunny Weather

Leader iReign (Infernape, Houndoom)
Kaiser Hoshikawa (Empoleon, Espeon, Lapras)

Infernape handled the fighting weak Pokemon, while Houndoom's Sucker Punch worked pretty well on Espeon.

Leader iReign gets 2,000.
Kaiser Hoshikawa gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

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3 VS. 3
Revolution
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

JokesterJesse (Walrein, Mr. Mime, Camerupt)
Haze (Dewgong, Nidoking, Scizor)

I chose their pokes to make it interesting. Scizor managed to Baton Pass an Agility and Swords Dance on an Encored Walrein who stayed in. Nidoking became the recepient and did work.

JokesterJesse gets 500.
Haze gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

PAID AND MADE

 

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2 VS. 2
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Dusknoir, Bellsprout)
Knight of Day (Gengar, Kirlia)

Long story short: Gengar beat Dusknoir, Kirlia beat Bellsprout.

Zeferin gets 500.
Knight of Day gets 1,000.

I should get 1,000.

 

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2 VS. 2
Revolution
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Zeferin (Dusknoir, Bellsprout)
Knight of Day (Gengar, Kirlia)

Dusknoir's Shadow Sneak dominated, Bellsprout was merely a casualty of war.

Zeferin gets 1,000.
Knight of Day gets 500.

I should get 1,000.

 

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4 VS. 4
Revolution
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Zombie Muse (Infernape, Snorlax, Arcanine, Tyranitar)
We Taste Pies... (Ambipom, Starmie, Machamp, Swampert)

WTP had an answer for every Pokemon SV had basically. Moves like Flare Blitz instead of Close Combat on Ambipom didn't help either.

Zombie Muse gets 500.
We Taste Pies... gets 1,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

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2 VS. 2
DPP
No Items

Alaskapigeon (Nidoking, Honchkrow)
Knight of Day (Metagross, Gengar)

Nidoking beat Metagross, but was hurt pretty bad. Gengar finished Nidoking. Then Honchkrow could 2HKO Gengar, but it kept hitting itself and the SpDef drop from Shadow Ball didn't help.

Alaskapigeon gets 500.
Knight of Day gets 1,000.

I should get 1,000.

 

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2 VS. 2
DPP
No Items

Alaskapigeon (Glaceon, Politoed)
Knight of Day (Infernape, Garchomp)

Politoed KO'd Infernape and put Garchomp to sleep long enough to KO it.

Alaskapigeon gets 1,000.
Knight of Day gets 500.

I should get 1,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Free For All
13 Pokemon
Revolution
Sleep Moves Allowed
Modified Perish Song (must attack in 3 turns or faint if PS used)
One Target at a Time
No Intimidate
No Encore
Send to Pidge

Gyarados didn't play nice with Jolteon so it got the boot, or should I say the bolt. Gengar used Explosion on Skorupi because it was being bullied, KO-ing both Pokemon mentioned in this sentence. Jolteon fell into the hell after Tangrowth's Earthquake and maybe even a Parasect attack! Crobat gave up, probably plain sum vidya. Gardevoir was Imprisoned by Ditto who Transformed into it, because it lost the speed tie and was going to do the same. Ditto was eventually cut by Parasect. Porygon-Z got Brick Broken among other things I can't even MENTION. Electrode quit and didn't even Explode! Tyranitar got Focus Blasted like turn 1, so it slept the rest of the FFA with Rest, but when it woke up it just got barraged by attacks! Then Aerodactyl and Tangrowth were put to sleep IN AN FFA! That's right, Parasect used Spore on them and finished them off.



Apollo’s Caterpie (Gyrados) gets 1,000.
We Taste Pies... (Gengar) gets 1,000.
earth_type_rule (Skorupi) gets 1,000.
Dog of Hellsing (Jolteon) gets 1,500.
august13th (Crobat) gets 2,000.
Siless (Gardevoir) gets 2,500.
gun6 (Ditto) gets 3,000.
Brizer (Porygon-Z) gets 3,500.
Junior (Electrode) gets 4,000.
Jesus of Magikarps (Tyranitar) gets 4,500.
LS the Door Mat (Aerodactyl) gets 5,000.
Marshy (Tangrowth) gets 5,500.
Haze (Parasect) gets 6,000.

I should get 6,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Dewford Gym Battle
3 VS. 3
Revolution
No Items
Freeze Clause
OHKO Claues

SLCalamity (Dragonite, Infernape, Swampert)
Leader HelloImKers (Lucario, Infernape, Breloom)

Pretty straightforward battle. However, SLCalamity used Nasty Plot against Breloom when it could of just Flare Blitz for the win. Instead, it slept for only one turn and got a Flamethrower off.

SLCalmity gets the Knuckle Badge, Focus Punch TM, 2,000.
Leader HelloImKers gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Ref test for Zeferin.

One week forum license.

I should get 1,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Free For All
15 Pokemon
Revolution
No Items
No Sleep Moves (barring Rest)
No Encore
No PerishSong
Intimidate Negated
Redirection Fail
Each battler can link me to any of my previous FFAs and choose a rule from it to add:

*http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showpost.php?p=1966520&postcount=263

When you get +x for using one of the following successfully, you can distribute them in your stats (not including accuracy/evasion)
Taunt: +1
Imprison: +2
Trick Room: +2
Change weather (doesn't work if no weather): +2
Perish Song: +2
KO a Pokemon: +3
Use Haze: +4 (after move use)
OHKO Move: +5 (doesn't stack with KO a Pokemon)


*http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showpost.php?p=1547989&postcount=24

Each Pokemon gets one extra move they don't have, whether they really can learn it or not.

Spoiler

Spoiler

This dude was like...BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY CONVERSION (BUG) AND ZAP CANNON HIT ALL DA TIME







And DUDES BE FULLY PARALYZED AND CRAP

Spoiler

Porygon-Z 5.74% (bug)
Buneary 12.10% (prz) (atk+3) (spdef+1)

Spoiler

[00:18] Zoa: in the red corner:
[00:18] Zoa: Its programming was modified to enable it to travel through alien dimensions. Seems there might have been an error...
[00:18] Zoa: PORYGON-Z
[00:18] Zoa: in the blue corner..
[00:18] nyurghdude: lol'd
[00:18] p12shah: XD
[00:18] Zoa: You can tell how it feels by the way it rolls its ears. When it’s scared, both ears are rolled up.
[00:18] MiloticQueen: the easter bunny
[00:18] Zoa: buneary is paralyzed
[00:18] Zoa: //roll-dice1-sides1
[00:18] DoIPutNameHere: DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 1-sided die: 1
[00:18] undercovernerd0: HA
[00:18] nyurghdude: lol
[00:18] p12shah: LMAOQ
[00:18] Zoa: lol just kidding
[00:19] undercovernerd0: damn
[00:19] Zoa: //roll-dice1-sides100
[00:19] DoIPutNameHere: DoIPutNameHere rolled 1 100-sided die: 31
[00:19] nyurghdude: gg
[00:19] Zoa: uses quick attack
[00:19] Zoa: KO
[00:19] p12shah: gg
[00:19] brendenop: wat
[00:19] MiloticQueen: yeah
[00:19] derianurpg: gg
[00:19] husnainisme: gg
[00:19] undercovernerd0: boom
[00:19] nyurghdude: Nice job Hus
[00:19] MiloticQueen: wow what a finish
[00:19] undercovernerd0: headshot

So...

Spoiler

Its ears are always rolled up. They can be forcefully extended to shatter even a large boulder.

Husnain: omg Buneary, are you okay?

note: Husnain and Buneary both pictured in this image.

Monbrey (Arcanine) gets 1,000.
Ebail (Heracross) gets 1,000.
Siless (Gardevoir) gets 1,000.
Jesus of Magikarps (Qwilfish) gets 1,500.
Ikamuzu (Gyarados) gets 2,000.
Feng (Porygon2) gets 2,500.
Miloticgirl (Kingdra) gets 3,000.
derian (Pinsir) gets 3,500.
JoksterJesse (Yanmega) gets 4,000.
DancingDodo (Mr. Mime) gets 4,500.
p12s (Ursaring) gets 5,000.
Stinky (Mawile) gets 5,500.
Kai-mei (Milotic) gets 6,000.
Nyurgh (Porygon-Z) gets 6,500.
Husnain (Buneary) gets 7,000.

I should get 7,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

3 VS. 3
Revolution
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

mubz (Donphan, Swampert, Infernape)
Ebail (Electivire, Infernape, Ambipom)

Electivire used Counter against Donphan's Earthquake, getting a KO on the first turn. Then mub'z Infernap finished Electivire, and the battle became a mirror match for a bit. The Inferanpes Earthquaked each other, but Ebail's came out on top thanks to a speed roll. Then Swampert was burned by Will-o-Wisp as Ambipom gave it the one-two with Fake Out and Seed Bomb to nab the victory.

mubz gets 500.
Ebail gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 VS. 1
DPP

Ebail (Eeeve)
AceTrainer14 (Turtwig)

Overgrown Turtwig Leaf Storm did BIG.

Ebail gets 500.
AceTrainer14 gets 1,00.

I should get 500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

4 VS. 4
Revolution
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

mubz (Gyarados, Electivire, Tyranitar, Dragonite)
Sensei Magikchicken (Alakazam, [Starmie], Gengar, Gallade)

Alakazam Charge Beamed Gyarados to death, despite a setback or two involving missing. A Bulk Up Gallade took care of the rest.

mubz gets 1,000.
Sensei Magikchicken gets 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

p12s (Kingdra)
Xera (Marshtomp)

Kingdra was faster and more powerful I guess.

p12s gets 1,000.
Xera gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Pastoria Gym Battle
4 VS. 4
DPP
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

TheEvilDookie (Gengar, Jolteon, Gyarados, Sceptile)
Leader Marshy (Kabutops, Kingdra, Starmie, Ludicolo)

Choice Kingdra and Starmie put Marshy in a tough position, allowing Jolteon and Sceptile to dictate how the match went.

TheEvilDookie gets the Fen Badge, Rain Dance TM, and 2,000.
Leader Marshy gets 1,000.

I should get 2,000.

PAID ABOVE

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Free For All
15 Pokemon
Revolution
No Items
No Sleep Moves (Barring Rest)
One Target at a Time
No Perish Song
No Encore
Intimidate Negated
Redirection Fail


SURE IS WATER TYPE IN HERE


gun6 (Plusle) gets 1,000.
rockman0 (Torterra) gets 1,000.
sorocoroto (Exeggutor) gets 1,000.
Husnain (Bidoof) gets 1,500.
Bumblebee (Slaking) gets 2,000.
derian (Seaking) gets 2,500.
Black_Cat320 (Luxray) gets 3,000.
TheEvilDoookie (Horsea) gets 3,500.
Siless (Ludicolo) gets 4,000.
Ash K. (Vespiquen) gets 4,500.
Magikchicken (Seaking) gets 5,000.
Miloticgirl (Kingdra) gets 5,500.
Neonsands (Empoleon) gets 6,000.
Monbrey (Squirtle) gets 6,500.
Kai-Mei (Milotic) gets 7,000.

I should get 7,500.

 

Re: I HAVE NO REGERST

Trovita Gym Battle
3*(1 VS. 1)
Revolution
Items Allowed
OHKO Clause

Leader We Taste Pies... (Tyranitar, Ambipom [Electivire])
Ataro (Tyranitar, Lopunny, [Electivire])

Spoiler

Ataro's Tyranitar with Chople Berry beat WTP's with Focus Sash. Rock Tomb+Super Power did it, while WTP went with Dragon Dance+Super Power. Whether Ataro won the speed tie or not, it didn't matter.

Spoiler

Then Ambipom and Lopunny fought. Lopunny stopped Fake Out with Protect, and then went all offensive with a successful Focus Punch and Drain Punch. Ambipom's Taunt and Attract were used in vain.

Spoiler

NO THIRD MATCH TRICKED YA

Leader We Taste Pies gets 1,500.
Ataro gets the Spike Shell Badge and 3,000.

I should get 1,000.