Rival Application

Did anyone else notice that the first post says to PM to Tai? xD

 

Rival Application


Name: Seq


URPG Professions: It's not a profession if they don't accept college degrees. D:<

Membership length: 2.5 years.

Most used Pokemon in the URPG: Raichu.


Questionaire


1) Do you have any allergies?
Yes. Mold, tree pollen, hipsters.

2) Have you ever been hospitalized?
Yes.

3) Do you like cats?
No.

4) Dogs?
/copypastejess'answer

5) What are your favorite pasttimes?
Long walks on the beach, writing poetry, fantasizing about Bob Ross.

6) What is your marital status?
Divorced x 2.

7) Do you have a high tolerance for pain?
What kind? ;D

8) What was your starting Pokemon?
Mareep. MART MON ARE BEST.

9) Do you fantasize about Mudkipz?
... Is his name Bob Ross?

10) What are your fears/phobias?
Rollercoasters and being stalked by Near.

11) Have you ever been with another man/woman?
Money is money.

12) What is 12x + 512 ÷ 34x²?
Even after three years of college math, I am still incapable of this.

13) Do you believe in ghosts?
Are they good looking ghosts?

14) Are you willing to battle at a moments notice?
Maybe if they lay down some phat beats.

15) If accepted, are you willing to withstand constant/almost constant abuse?
MONEY IS MONEY.