FREE VERSE AS DECREED BY DICTATOR PIDGE - Make Your Own Today!

>insert crappy alaska rap here.<

 

If we're Fox News, then you're about to get lynched,
You say my rhymes are weak, but you know they make you flinch,
I'ma make you cry more than Glen Beck after the election,
Cause I'm banned in more states than lethal injection,
If I'm like Kobe Bryant, it's cause I've been charged with rape,
But they can't keep me locked up, I'ma make my great escape,
You might be a sports network, but I'm blastin' MTV,
And I'm as straight as a ruler, but I got bitches up on me,
I've had more lovers than Tiger Woods,
You can't get nothin' cause you ain't got the goods,
And if we blastin' off again, then it's to another planet,
Don't try to fuck with us, cause we're harder than granite,
Yeah we're pretty fucked up, more twisted than Splice,
We've got more crimes than Miami Vice,
You say I diss my own country, that I ain't representin',
Even though my role model's gotta be Bill Clinton,
Canada ain't got the balls to fuck with us,
Just the thought of it is straight up ridiculous,
You think you're tough, I'ma murder you like OJ,
Then watch it again on instant replay

 

Is there a WAR category for rap battles? If not, add one.

 

That would be amazing. We should submit this for music.

 

Haikus are quite cool,
But sometimes that don't make sense,
refrigebagel.

 

You all rhyme words with other words that end in the same 4 letters.

 

Deltrese, Deltrese, you's a stupid f***in' hoe.
Deltrese, Deltrese, you needa take yo' ass home.
Deltrese, Deltrese, more like f***in' Del-Taco, El Pollo Loco, you's a f***in' chickenhead.

 

I have but one thing to say:

BREADQUANDA.