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Digital Labs... (PART 4)

Discussion in 'General' started by august13th, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. august13th

    august13th Walking Paradox

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    You need some cash like always, so you sign up for a small psychological experiment involving Pokemon since this is the pokemon world you idiot.

    The experimenter places you into his laboratory, and hands you a pistol with a single bullet. Two Pokemon are chained in front of you: a Togepi and a Pichu. You have three choices to shoot. you shoot one of the baby Pokemon. Or you kill yourself? The experimenter is long gone, so you cannot punish him for this evil task.

    What do you do? This is extremely important and will affect your further progression in the Ultra Role Playing game. Failure to voice an opinion will result in termination of your forum account(s). Attempting to find loopholes in experimentation will result in repossession of most prized pokemon. Most prized Pokemon is determined by frequency of intercourse with subject.

    NOTE: Updates aren't timed by day, but instead by seeing if enough people have voted to move on.

    PART 2
    PART 3
    PART 4
     
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  2. Feng

    Feng The Antithesis of Fun

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    Re: Digital Labs...

    nvm

    feng is cool
     
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  3. Anna Egorov

    Anna Egorov Crazed Russian

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    Re: Digital Labs...

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Pidge

    Pidge a

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    I send Pichu to heaven. Enjoy your eternal bliss Pichu!
     
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  5. ayotui

    ayotui not a bear

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    Wait, if the experimenter isnt there, cant i just shoot the cieling or something?
     
  6. august13th

    august13th Walking Paradox

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    Re: Digital Labs...

    no
     
  7. WinterVines

    WinterVines Virbank Gym Leader

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    Re: Digital Labs...

    Well, the researcher has to come back sometime. I have no issues with saving a bullet for him. Or maybe just using the gun as a club. Primal violence is always such a nice stress reliever.
     
  8. ayotui

    ayotui not a bear

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    Can we keep what we dont kill? If so, i kill togepi.
     
  9. Coasting Wingull

    Coasting Wingull I'm back

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    I treat both pokemon with friendship, causing them to evolve into none other then another Pichu and Togepi. Ending in me crying in despair.
     
  10. Feng

    Feng The Antithesis of Fun

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    impossible

    no
     
  11. Scourge of Nemo

    Scourge of Nemo bad wolf

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    Eat them both. Raw.
     
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    Buzzer New Member

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    Haha shocking, get it? 'Cause it is a Pichu...lololol
    Anyways I would shoot Pichu and just for fun I would line up Togekiss as well and shoot them both.

    I'm curious what is the psychological experiment trying to determine? How sadistic and homocidal/pokecidal the forums are?
     
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  13. Zeferin

    Zeferin Team Rocket recruit

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    Step to the side. Line it up so both mons are within range, sit next the them, and fire. You all die. The end.
     
  14. Synthesis

    Synthesis ._.

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    Haha you all fail with your stupid methods. The ONLY way to do this is to...

    beat them with a rubber duck
     
  15. edeneh

    edeneh My boobies are big

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    I'm a psychology student, and if this were to happen in the real world you could easily get out of this experiment without shooting anyone.

    But since this is pokemon.... shoot the guy who gave you the gun and run free with the pokemon!
     
  16. Dodo

    Dodo 追放されたバカ

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    Shoot yourself in the upper arm. It's painful, but not life threatening.
     
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    simple start to battle the 2 pokemon with each other until they get experieced and evolved then use them to break out.
     
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    Shoot the togepi and save Pichu
     
  19. Still Probably Modio

    Still Probably Modio generally on hiatus now

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    You cruel people. Decide to shoot one, because the other "is cooler when it evolves?" Thats sad. I'd shoot myself.
     
  20. We Taste Pies...

    We Taste Pies... pikachu in a highchair

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    Re: Digital Labs...

    You must be a very sad person =/