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Re: Vampire Cialis!

ABOVE THIS IS PAID.


1 vs 1
No Holds
D/P/PT
No weather/terrain

CommanderBadass: Meowth
Eraizaa-kun: Lairon

Lairon evolves.

Commba loses5 times, gets 2500.
Ezra wins 5 times, gets 5000.
I should get 2500.

Wages: 2500

 

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1 vs 1
Holds
D/P/PT
No weather/terrain

CommanderBadass: Meowth
Eraizaa-kun: Panpour

Choice Specs were involved... for some reason. Panpour evolved. Also, Commba gets Pickup.

Commba loses 7 times, gets 3500.
Ezra wins 7 times, gets 7000.
I should get 3500.

Wages: 6000

 

Alaska has a penis

Basics
1v1
dppt
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

TheEvilDookie vs Roulette
Bellsprout vs Dratini>Dragonair

OUTRAGEOUS, having to log for lazyass alaska.

Roulette wins 10/10 gets 10k
Ted loses 10/10 gets 5k
Alaska refs and gets 5k

 

Re: Alaska has a penis

Basics
1v1
dppt
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

Akinai vs Ebail
Cubchoo vs Eevee

I got nothing funny to say

Akinai wins 7/7 gets 7k
Ebail loses 7/7 gets 3.5k
Alaska refs and gets 3.5k

 

Re: Alaska has a penis

Basics
1v1
dppt
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

Akinai vs Ebail
Snournt vs Krokorok

Alaska has one hyper pet cat

Akinai wins 7/7 gets 7k
Ebail loses 7/7 gets 3.5k
Alaska refs and gets 3.5k

 

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4vs4
DP Revo
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

Akinai vs Eraizaa-kun
Metagross, Froslass, Scraggy, Absol vs Ninjask, Garchomp, Gallade, and Weavile

Ninjask used the old Swords Dance/Baton Pass combo which allowed Garchomp to sweep a lot.

Eraizaa wins and gets 1.5k
Akinai loses and gets 750
Alaska refs and gets 2k

 

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Striaton Gym Challenge

4vs4
DP
Holds
Sun

WTP vs Ebail
Crobat, Blaziken, Starmie vs Lapras, Whimsicott, Gyarados, Kingdra

Crobat weakened Lapras, then Blaziken came in and killed a lot. Once Blaziken got weaked, it Baton Passed to Starmie and Starmie finished cleaning up.

WTP wins and gets 2k, Striaton Gym Badge, TM Flamethrower
Ebail loses and gets 1k
Alaska refs and gets 2k

Wages: 22000

 

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4vs4
DP
No Holds
No Weather

Ash K vs Eraizaa
Blaziken, Cinccino vs Volacrona, Ninjask, Rhyperior, Garchomp

It went back and forth for a while and then Cinccino ended up with +6 attack, and after that it kind of ended.

Ash wins and gets 1.5k,
Ezra loses and gets 750.
Alaska refs and gets 2k

Wages: 24000

 

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Violet Gym Challenge

4vs4
DP
Holds
No Weather

Pokeviper vs We Taste Pies...
Lapras, Froslass, Swampert, Gengar vs Rotom-Fan, Blaziken, Togekiss, Swoobat

I did not do very well at first, but then I sent out Gengar and started to do some damage, it was two on one against Blaziken but the uncooked chicken didnt crash like it was supposed to and so I lost.

We Taste Pies... wins and gets 2k and defends
Pokeviper loses and gets 1k
Alaska refs and gets 2k

Wages: 26000

 

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6v6
DP Revo
Helds (Turned off with my rule change)
Slp/Frz/OHKO/Evasion Clauses
Normal Weather/Terrain
Legend Defender battle
Board Game battle

WTP vs. Dynavolt
(Dragonite, Whimsicott, Blaziken), Starmie, Sceptile, Alakazam vs. Conkeldurr, Gallade, Lucario, Primeape, Breloom, Infernape

Sceptile damaged heavily with Endeavor and Roaring, then Zam slaughtered because apparently a +2 Lucario can't even OHKO the thing with ExtremeSpeed. Starmie was just in to give Nape no winning chance.

WTP Gets 2K for winning
I get 1K for losing
Alaska gets 3K for reffing
Wages are probably 29K for her

 

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Nacrene Gym Battle
Leader MaverickKaiser vs We Taste Pies...

3v3
DPPT
No Helds
Slp/Frz/OHKO/Evasion Clauses

Mav: Togekiss, Snorlax, Braviary
WTP: Gengar, Machamp

Gengar took care of Togekiss and then Exploded. Machamp took care of the rest.

WTP: 2k, Badge, TM Retaliate
Mav: 1k
Alaska: 1.5k​

 

Re: Vampire Cialis!

Basics
1v1
dppt
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

Siless vs Dog of Hellsing
Natu vs Golett

DoH wins 7, gets 7k
Siless loses 7, gets 3.5k
I should get 3.5k

Wages: 5000

 

Re: Vampire Cialis!

Basics
1v1
dppt
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

Sky Lark vs FrozenChaos
Gastly/Haunter vs. Sandile/Krokorok

FC wins 10, gets 10k
Sky loses 10, gets 5k
I should get 5k

Wages: 10000

 

Re: Vampire Cialis!

Revolution
No Items
No Redirect
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
No Perish Song
No Encore
No Redirect
Hit One
Intimidate/Download Targets/Based One Random
No weather
Special Rule:
Every time another Pokemon hits you (not counting subs) you must remove one article of clothing

6th Derian-Abomasnow: $1000
5th Monbrey-Charizard: $1000
4th Taither-Togekiss: $1000
3rd Commba-Kangaskhan: $1500
2nd LS-Arcanine: $2000
1st FrozenChaos-Lanturn: $2500



I should get: $3000
Wages: $3000

 

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6v6
BW Revo
Helds
Slp/Frz/OHKO/Evasion Clauses
Normal Weather/Terrain
E4 Battle

TED vs WTP

Starmie, Jolteon, Whimsicott, Crobat, Gengar, Salamence vs. Lopunny, Starmie, Dragonite, Chandelure, Blaziken, Togekiss

This battle was so long, it made Tommy Lee jealous.

WTP wins, gets 4000, beats E4 Member TED.
TED loses, gets 3000.
I get 4000.

Wages: 7000

 

Re: Vampire Cialis!

Basics
1v1
dppt
no helds/clauses/weather/terrain

Ash K vs Gmandiddy
Meowth vs Nidoran(Male)/Nidorino

Ash got Pickup.

Gman wins 10, gets 10k
Ash loses 10, gets 5k
I should get 5k

Wages: 5000

 

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Cerulean Gym Battle
4 vs 4
dppt
holds on/underwater terrain/rain on/clauses on

Americantreefrog vs Ash K.
Starmie, Kingdra, Machamp, vs. Lapras, Gyarados, Lanturn, Slowking

ATF had to forfeit due to stall fest and crappy internet. To quote a completely different battle that relates to this:

[17:30] Pman: Pokemon is a game that inhrently involved luck
[17:31] Pman: and exploiting that luck
[17:31] Teddy Bear: you can hate me ll you want but luck =/= skill
[17:31] Teddy Bear: ive gone matches where i outpredict my opponent 10 different times
[17:31] Pman: is clever strategy
[17:31] Teddy Bear: and none of them having dice in my favor
[17:31] Teddy Bear: you cant exploit luck lol
[17:31] Pman: you can
[17:31] Pman: you can tip it in your favour
[17:31] Teddy Bear: you cant influence something that you have no control over lmao
[17:32] alaskapigeon: imo pokemon should be more like chess than poker
[17:32] Teddy Bear: yeah man

Ash K wins 2k, Cascade Badge, and TM Scald
ATF loses, gets 1k
I should get 2k for reffing.

Wages: 2000

 

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Icirrus Gym Battle
4 vs 4
DP
Holds on/Hail/normal clauses

Pman vs. TED
Lapras, Mamoswine, Froslass vs. Blaziken, Infernape, Jolteon, Volcarona

Pman forfeited after Volcarona started OHKOing everything


TED wins 2k, Freeze Badge, and TM Ice Beam
Pman loses, gets 1k
I should get 2k

Wages: 4000

 

Re: Vampire Cialis!

Revolution
No Helds
No Sleep Moves (Barring Rest)
Evasion Clause
Perish Song Fails
Hit All - Hit One
Intimidate Fails
Imprison Fails
Encore Fails
No Redirect
Illusion Pokémon disguises as a random Pokémon from the dex
Not sending or forfeiting results in KO at the beginning of the turn
Special Rule: Oprah FFA- Every turn a move is randomly rolled and that becomes one of Oprah's Favorite Moves. During the FFA, all Pokemon can use any of the moves rolled.



@WebMaster out eleventh with Honchkrow- $1000
@LS the Door Mat out tenth with Pidgeot- $1000
@Siless out ninth with Gardevoir- $1000
@Ayotui. out eighth with Poliwhirl- $1500
@Ebail out seventh with Drifblim- $2000
@Bumblebee out sixth with Sawk- $2500
@gmandiddy out fifth with Gallade- $3000
@Fawkes out fourth with Arcanine- $3500
@SLC04 out third with Blaziken- $4000
@Buoysel. out second with Sigilyph- $4500
@FrozenChaos wins with Lanturn- $5000

I should get $5500

Wages: 9500

 

Re: Vampire Cialis!

4 vs 4
Revo
Holds off/no weather/clauses

Akinai vs. Bumblebee
Umbreon, Crobat, Metagross, Beartic vs. Blastoise, Swampert, Gliscor, Spiritomb

They rolled their Pokemon.

Akinai wins, gets 1500.
Bee loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 11500