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Re: this isn't the kind of whale biology they teach you in whale behavioral science c

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

Eeevedude: Cottonee
Gian: Gligar

Gian wins 7 times, gets 7000.
Eevee loses 7 times, gets 3500.
I get 3500

Wages: 7000

 

Re: this isn't the kind of whale biology they teach you in whale behavioral science c

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

Wrave: Golbat
Sgt. Pepper: Snivy/Servine

Snivy evolved and then Servine evolved.

Wrave wins 10 times, gets 10000.
Sgt Pepper loses 10 times, gets 5000.
I get 5000

Wages: 12000

 

Re: this isn't the kind of whale biology they teach you in whale behavioral science c

Rules
Cerulean Gym Battle
4vs4
D/P/PT
Hail/No terrain
Helds Off
sleep clause

Derian: Mamoswine, Lapras
Lightning: Vire, Starmie

Mamo got Toxic'd but kicked Vire's put. Eventually Vire switched to Starmie and Mamo Rested. Eventually, Lightning just gave up.

Derian wins, defends gym, gets 2000.
Lightning loses, gets 1000.
I should get 1000.

Wages: 13000

 

Re: this isn't the kind of whale biology they teach you in whale behavioral science c

Rules
4vs4
D/P/PT
No weather/terrain
Helds Off
sleep clause

Fossil Fusion: Exeggutor, Weavile, Starmie
Winter: Tyrogue, Ambipom, Seaking, Donphan

They rolled random 'Mons. The force was not strong with Winter.

Fossil wins, gets 1500.
Winter loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 15000

 

Re: this isn't the kind of whale biology they teach you in whale behavioral science c

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

Nitro: Shellder
Turtwig A: Snivy/Servine

Snivy evolved and then Servine evolved.

Nitro wins 9 times, gets 9000.
Turtwig A loses 9 times, gets 4500.
I get 4500

Wages: 19500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
3v3
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds On
Auto Sandstorm
*Oreburgh Gym Challenge*

Kai-Mei: Scizor, Starmie, Bronzor
Turtwig A: Aerodactyl, Aggron, Tyranitar

Turtwig A played really well. Kai also hadn't URPG battled in two months, had no idea about new Gen V stuff, and kinda just sucked in general.
Hax went both ways. Alaska's dice hate all. ALLLL... >.<
Scizor looked ready to kill stuff, and then Aggron trolled like a pro and roared out a Bronzor that no one knew existed, and then Tyranitar and Starmie had an epic pointless war between Rain Dance and Sandstorm with Lefties that ended up going a million miles to nowhere.
Apparently, Bronzor can also tank a Heavy Slam from Aggron like a beast. Whaddya know.
In the end, Scizor got tired of all of the stall from other stuff and killed everyone.

Kai-Mei wins, gets TM Stealth Rocks + Coal Badge + 2,000
Turtwig A loses, gets 1000

Alaska gets 1,500 for reffing

Wages: 21000

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
6v6
Revo
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

Sgt Pepper: Serperior, Chandelure, Haxorus, Leafeon, Swampert, Unfezant
Gliscorman: Galvantula, Staraptor, Tyranitar, Gliscor, Cradily, Feraligatr

It was a pretty close battle, with both sides employing HAX and they were about even the entire time. Eventually, however, it came down to Gliscor and Chandelure, which is about as good of a combo as peanut butter and tuna fish.

Gliscorman wins, gets 2000.
Sgt. Pepper loses, gets 1000.
I should get 3000.

Wages: 24000

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
4v4
Revo
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

RouletteDares: Scizor, Lucario, Whimsicott, Blaziken
Kai Mei: Starmie, Scizor, Ambipom

Kai mei proved that leading with Blaziken does not mean you will ever get the opportunity to Baton Pass. Also, Roulette would like me to include that at the end, he got totally screwed by my Par rolls. My dice hate everyone equally. Kind of like Buzz/Monbrey. Anyways, welcome back Kai-Chan. <3

Kai Mei wins, gets 1500.
Roulette loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 26000

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

New wages start here:

Saffron Gym Challenge
Rules:
3v3
Coliseum
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain

Fossil Fusion: Alakazam, Starmie
SLC: Togekiss, Linoone, Haxorus

Alakazam killed almost everything, but Haxorus finally Outrage'd it to death. Then Starmie came out and killed it with Ice Beam. This battle lasted exactly twenty minutes.

Fossil Fusion wins, gets 2000, defends gym.
SLC loses, gets 1000.
I should get 1500.

Wages: 1500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
4v4
Revo
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain

Fossil Fusion: Salamence, Swampert
Ayotui: Ninjask, Cradily, Aggron, Gliscor

Same thing as before happened pretty much, only with Ayotui this time, and it lasted a little longer.

Fossil wins, gets 1500.
Ayo loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 3500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Basics

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

Shozuka: Torchic/Combusken
Morru Magnum: Shellder

Torchic evolved and then Combusken evolved.

Morru won 9 times, lost one time, gets 9500
Shozuka lost 9 times, won once, gets 5500
I should get 5000.

Wages: 8500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Basics

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

TED: Larvesta
Morru: Snivy

Larvesta evolved, Snivy evolved.

TED won 7 times, gets 7000.
Morru lost 7 times, gets 3500.
I should get 3500.

Wages: 12000

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
Snowpoint Gym Challenge
3v3
G/S/C
Sleep Clause
No Items
Hail

Derian: Froslass
SLC: Electrode, Clefable, Blaziken

Froslass dun swept. :> 'Twas rape.

Derian wins, gets 2000, defends gym.
SLC loses, gets 1000.
I should get 1500.

Wages: 13500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
4 vs 4
G/S/C
No weather/Terrain
No helds

Derian: Arcanine, Lapras, Porygon Z
WTP: Scizor, Terrakion, Garchomp, Alakazam

I only wish they would have an LD or Champion battle. It would be the most hilarious thing ever. :>

Derian wins, gets 1500.
WTP loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 15500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Rules:
4 vs 4
D/P/Pt
Rain
No helds

Opossumguy: Qwilfish, Empoleon, Arcanine, Chandelure
WTP: Abomasnow, Gengar, Gyarados, Swoobat

Dat newbie lost, but he's good.

WTP wins, gets 1500.
Opossum loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 17500

 

Re: Who's up next? No, the who's up second. Who's up second? Yes. Yes is on first

Basics

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

ChainReaction: Eevee
Bumblebee: Ferrothorn

Ferrothorn evolved. It used Explosion a lot.

There was a draw 7 times.
Chainy gets 5250.
Bumbles gets 5250.
I should get 3500.

Wages: 21000

 

Re: The Story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus

Rules:
4 vs 4
Revo
No weather
Helds on

RouletteDares: Froslass, Walrein, Exeggutor, Houndoom
Ayotui: Shedinja, Vigoroth, Ditto, Escavalier

They rolled random 'mons. At the end, Houndoom managed to set up Nasty Plot and get a speed boost from Flame Charge and then just raped everything.

Roulette wins, gets 1500.
Ayo loses, gets 750.
I should get 2000.

Wages: 23000

 

Re: The Story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus

Rules:
6 vs 6
Revo
No weather
Helds off

RouletteDares: Honchkrow, (Rest unsent) Espeon, Houndoom, Scizor, Kingdra, Nidoking
Jesse: Wigglytuff, Skitty, (Rest unsent) Hippopotas, Kecleon, Cherrim, Luvdisc

Honchkrow KO'd Wigglytuff and Skitty got sent out. After that Roulette had to leave for about 10 minutes and Jesse got bored and forfeited.

Roulette wins (if you can use that word here), gets 1000.
Jesse loses, gets 500.
I should get 1000.

Wages: 24000

 

Re: The Story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus

Basics

Rules:
1v1
D/P
Sleep Clause
No Items
No Terrain
Holds Off

Jose: Aipom
Anna: Snivy

Anna won 2 times, gets 2000.
Jose lost twice, gets 1000.
I should get 1000.

Wages: 25000

 

Re: The Story of the Grasshopper and the Octopus

Roulette told me to post this because apparently everyone else was busy. All three of them. THIS IS WHY I LIKE BEING INVISIBLE ON AIM... XD

Rules:
4v4
Helds
Revo
Slp/Frz/OHKO/Eva Clauses ON

Roulette Dares vs SLC
(Honchkrow, Nidoking, [Houndoom], [Gallade]) vs. (Haxorus, Clefable, Blaziken, Venusaur)

Moxie Krow OHKOd SLC's first two mons, but then got killed by Blaziken. Nidoking finished Blaziken while it SD'd, and then Venusaur got 2HKO'd by Flamethrower. Wrecked.

RD wins and gets 1.5k
SLC loses and gets 750
Alaska gets 2k for reffing
Salary: 27k