I Immediately Regret This Decision

BATTLE 1339


4v4
DPPt
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses

WinterVines (Arcanine, Kingdra, Breloom, Golem) vs Ash K. (Tropius, Murkrow, Octillery, Mismagius)

Guys, there's a ladder tourney going on, what are you doing a normal battle for?

Ash wins; gets $1,500
Winter loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $29,500

AW SNAP SON, PAID TO HERE!
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BATTLE 1340


4v4
BW Revo
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses

WinterVines (Empoleon, Arcanine, Donphan, Infernape) vs Besty (Empoleon, Glaceon, Machamp, Charizard)

Empoleon wrecked shit.

Winter wins; gets $1,500
Besty loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $2,000
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BATTLE 1341


4v4
DPPt
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses

WinterVines (Sandslash, Umbreon, Bronzong) vs Felly (Machamp, Vespiquen, Glaceon, Umbreon)

I don't even recognize regular battles.

Winter wins; gets $1,500
Felly loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $4,000
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BATTLE 1342


2v2
Revo
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses

Ash K. (Mienshao, Ambipom) vs Albino Cheesemonkey (Emolga, Hydreigon)

Quick.

Ash wins; gets $1,000
ACM loses; gets $500
I should get $1,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $5,000
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BATTLE 1343


4v4
Revo
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses

WinterVines (Manectric, Rhyperior, Gallade, Slowking) vs Muddy Mudkip (Gengar, Glaceon, Swampert, Togekiss)

What is this? Forget About Ladders Day?

Muddy wins; gets $1,500
Winter loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $7,000
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BATTLE 1344


4v4
BW
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clauses

WinterVines (Seaking, Ninetales, Krookodile, Basuclin) vs Blue Towel (Zebstrika, Omastar, Magcargo, Toxicroak)

Two shell smashers is rough to deal with in randoms.

Towelie wins; gets $1,500
Winter loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $9,000

AW SNAP SON, PAID TO HERE!
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BATTLE 1345

HUMILAU GYM
4v4
DPPt
Rain
Road Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Species Clauses

Gym Leader Zoned (Ludicolo, Gastrodon, Empoleon, Azumarill) vs Princess Crow (Raichu, Breloom, Lickilicky)

Action! Adventure! Roads! Hella Rainy! Good Game!

Hannah wins; gets $3,000 + Wave Badge and TM Bubblebeam
Zoned loses; gets $1,500
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $2,000
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BATTLE 1346

Week Four
Ladder Tourney 19
3 vs 3
B/W Revolution
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clause
No Legendary Pokemon

GliscorMan (Sawk, Banette, Beartic) vs Besty (Minum, Flareon, Leafeon)

This was a ladder battle that didn't finish in time. I want to say that Besty played expertly, but there were also two Quick Attacks on Banette.

Besty wins; gets $1,000
Gliscor loses; gets $500
I should get $1,500 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $3,500
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BATTLE 1347


4v4
Revo
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clause

WinterVines (Zoroark, [Ferrothorn, Starmie, Marowak]) vs Felly (Mightyena, Glaceon, Victreebel, Metagross)

My dice were heavily pro-Winter.

Winter wins; gets $1,500
Felly loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $5,500
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BATTLE 1348


4v4
BW
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds On
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clause

Ash K. (Heracross, [Altaria, Archepops], Flygon) vs Felly (Ludicolo, Politoed, Vespiquen, Aggron)

The day the music died. RIP Ludicolo.

Ash wins; gets $1,500
Felly loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $7,500
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FFA #10

Revolution
Helds Off
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
ACC/EVA Clauses
Hit-All Hit-One
Encore/Imprison/Perish Song Fails
Illusion will be based off of a random Pokemon from the PokeDex. (but not really)
Download/Intimidate/Imposter will be based off of a random Pokemon in the FFA. (but not really)
No Redirects
Not sending is an insta-KO.
Special Rule: Too Lazy To Keep Track Of Abilities FFA
No Abilities. Fuck 'em. Ash, go ahead and send Slaking, it's cool this time.

I told Ash to send Slaking and he did.

9. Axion/Scizor - $1,000
8. GliscorMan/Archeops A - $1,000
7. Zoned/Empoleon - $1,000
6. Felly/Vespiquen - $1,500
5. Taither/Steelix - $2,000
4. Protobabe/Rotom-Heat - $2,500
3. Morru Magnum/Archeops B - $3,000
2. Nitro/Gastrodon - $3,500
1. Ash K./Slaking - $4,000

I should get $4,500 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $12,000
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BATTLE 1350


4v4
Revo
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Eva/Acc Clause

WinterVines (Cacturne, [Basculin, Milotic], Salamence) vs Felly (Swoobat, Mienshao, Zebstrika, Bellossom)

Salamence wouldn't die.

Winter wins; gets $1,500
Felly loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $14,000
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BATTLE 1351, 1352, 1353, 1354, 1355

BASICS
1v1
DPPt
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
OHKO/Eva/Acc Clause

Axion (Prinplup) vs Blue Towel (Spheal)

Stuff happens.

Towelie wins 3 loses 2; gets $4,000 + Sealeo
Axion loses 3 wins 2; gets $3,500 + Empoleon
I should get $2,500 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $16,500

AW SNAP SON, PAID TO HERE!
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FFA #11

Revolution
Helds Off
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
ACC/EVA Clauses
Hit-All Hit-One
Encore/Imprison/Perish Song Fails
Illusion will be based off of a random Pokemon from the PokeDex (but not really).
Download/Intimidate/Imposter will be based off of a random Pokemon in the FFA (but not really).
No Redirects
Not sending is an insta-KO.
Special Rule: Abilityless
I'm too lazy to remember Abilities, and I haven't reffed in, like, a month, so yeah, those aren't happening. If you're a bad enough to dude to save the president/send Shedinja, you start off with +4 Attack, Special Attack, and Speed

There was no Shedinja

12. Dog of Hellsing/Serperior - $1,000
11. Besty/Flareon - $1,000
10. ChainReaction/Primeape - $1,000
9. Soulmaster/Dragonite - $1,500
8. Felly/Gallade - $2,000
7. Blue Towel/Magcargo - $2,500
6. Ace Trainer Liam/Arcanine A - $3,000
5. WTP/Jellicent - $3,500
4. Akinai/Banette - $4,000
3. Fawkes/Arcanine B - $4,500
2. WinterVines/Golurk - $5,000
1. Synthesis/Slowbro - $5,500

I should get $6,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $6,000
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BATTLE 1357


4v4
DPPt
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds On
OHKO/Sleep/Freeze/Eva/Acc Clause

Felly (Vespiquen, Espeon, Houndoom, Claydol) vs WinterVines (Politoed, Weavile)

I hope Honedge can wreck face with one Swords Dance like Weavile can.

Winter wins; gets $1,500
Felly loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $8,000
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FFA #12

Revolution
Helds Off
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
ACC/EVA Clauses
Hit-All Hit-One
Intimidate/Encore/Imprison/Perish Song Fails
Illusion will be based off of a random Pokemon from the PokeDex.
Download/Imposter will be based off of a random Pokemon in the FFA.
No Redirects
Not sending is an insta-KO.
Special Rule: Happy Birthday Winter!
Winter picks the special rule! Weather changes every two turns. Moves and abilities that affect weather fail.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEENTER

10. Felly/Armaldo - $1,000
9. Fawkes/Arcanine - $1,000
8. PokeViper/Venomoth - $1,000
7. Soulmaster/Togekiss - $1,500
6. Axion/Scizor - $2,000
5. Synthesis/Clefable - $2,500
4. WinterVines/Eelektross - $3,000
3. Ace Trainer Liam/Starmie - $3,500
2. Airik/Venusaur - $4,000
1. Hushie/Drifblim - $4,500

I should get $5,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $13,000

AW SNAP SON, PAID TO HERE!
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BATTLE 1359

VIRBANK GYM
3v3
DPPt
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds On
OHKO/Sleep/Freeze/Eva/Item/Species Clause

Gym Leader PokeViper (Drapion, Toxicroak, Nidoking) vs MLouden03 (Gengar, Tyranitar, Metagross)

I don't even remember what kind of semi-witty things I said in logs.

Viper wins; gets $3,000 + Defends Gym
MLouden loses; gets $1,500
I should get $1,500 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $1,500
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BATTLE 1360


4v4
DPPt
Normal Weather/Terrain
Helds Off
OHKO/Sleep/Freeze/Eva/Acc Clause

Magnesium (Gengar, Gliscor, Froslass, Electivire) vs Felly (Mightyena, Glaceon, Cloyster, Zebstrika)

I don't want to say that MG played smart. So I won't.

MG wins; gets $1,500
Felly loses; gets $750
I should get $2,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $3,500
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FFA #13

Revolution
Helds Off
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
ACC/EVA Clauses
Hit-All Hit-One
Intimdate/Encore/Imprison/Perish Song Fails
Illusion will be based off of a random Pokemon from the PokeDex.
Download/Imposter will be based off of a random Pokemon in the FFA.
No Redirects
Not sending is an insta-KO.
Special Rule: FUCK YEAH, RIDDLES!
First person to answer the riddle at the end of the turn correctly gets a boost in one stat of choice (minus evasion and accuracy, because no)

Riddle me this...

13. Turtwig A/Ninjask - $1,000
12. Ash K./Smeargle - $1,000
11. Magnesium/Weavile - $1,000
10. Elysia/Metapod - $1,500
9. Nitro/Ninetales - $2,000
8. Felly/Houndoom - $2,500
7. Fawkes/Togekiss - $3,000
6. Ace Trainer Liam/Starmie - $3,500
5. SLCalamity/Eelektross - $4,000
4. Axion/Durant - $4,500
3. Muddy Mudkip/Gallade A - $5,000
2. Elamite/Scolipede - $5,500
1. Swift Gallade/Gallade B - $6,000

I should get $6,500 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $10,000

AW SNAP SON, PAID TO HERE!
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FFA #14

Revolution
Helds Off
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
ACC/EVA Clauses
Hit-All Hit-One
Intimidate/Encore/Imprison/Perish Song Fails
Illusion will be based off of a random Pokemon from the PokeDex.
Download/Imposter will be based off of a random Pokemon in the FFA.
No Redirects
Not sending is an insta-KO.
Special Rule: Still Too Lazy For Abilities FFA (Minus Truant and Defeatist (HAHA NO SLAKING FOR YOU ASH))
Just like it says!!!



14. SLCalamity/Electrode - $1,000
13. BulbaTurtwig/Staraptor - $1,000
12. Ash K./Gallade B - $1,000
11. Blue Towel/Magcargo - $1,500
10. Magnesium/Carracosta - $2,000
9. VoltaireMagneton/Lucario - $2,500
8. Princess Crow/Alakazam - $3,000
7. Maxie/Houndoom - $3,500
6. Ace Trainer Liam/Starmie - $4,000
5. MLouden/Heracross - $4,500
4. SoulMaster/Togekiss - $5,000
3. Swift Gallade/Gallade A - $5,500
2. Felly/Espeon - $6,000
1. Synthesis/Aerodactyl - $6,500

I should get $7,000 for reffing

Unpaid Wages: $7,000
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