Here There Be Chickens!

Referee License Obtained:
March 18, 2017 at 2:23am PST

Total Battles Refereed: 8
(Last updated March 26, 2017)

Total Free-For-Alls Hosted: 0
(Last updated March 26, 2017)

Total Referee Wages Claimed: 11,000
(Last updated March 26, 2017)

 

Exhibition Battle: GrayMagicΓ vs. Liam

Rules:
6v6
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Full Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

Pokémon Used:
GrayMagicΓ: Alice the Dragonite; Speedy the Weavile; Hatedisc the Mimikyu, Sans the Gengar; Themy the Whimsicott; Nero the Blaziken
Liam: Nike the Arcanine; Waikiki the Alolan Raichu; Boschtyske the Wash Rotom; Loki the Whimsicott; Aku te Awa the Greninja; Calypso the Starmie

Battle Synopsis:
The battle began with Liam on the run, but he skillfully averted two sweeps by Dragon Dancing Alice and Swords Dancing Speedy. It was back and forth from there, but in the end Graymagic was able to pull back ahead with a decisive win in the matchup between Hatedisc and Aku te Awa.

The Winner:
GrayMagicΓ, earns 5,000

The Defeated:
Liam, earns 2,500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 3,000

Pending salary as of this post: 3,000

 

Exhibition Battle: GrayMagicΓ vs. DarknessRuler

Rules:
4v4
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams (Rolled randomly by players by mutual agreement)
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Sand Terrain

Pokémon Used:
GrayMagicΓ: Nervous the Garchomp; Bruno the Mr. Mime; Themy the Whimsicott; Hatedisc the Mimikyu
DarknessRuler: Kingdra; Jellicent; Rampardos; Starmie

Battle Synopsis:
DR's Kingdra won the juke-out fight at the beginning by Dragon Dancing while Nervous Swords Danced. After being on the run for a little while and losing Bruno and Themy, Gray managed to avert a Kingdra sweep with a clutch Psych Up from Hatedisc the Luvdisc GASP, HE WAS A MIMIKYU ALL ALONG! Hatedisc one-shotted Jellicent; then a random roll of Rampardos caused Gray to need to sacrifice Hatedisc to recoil, and DR finished the job with a Starmie vs Garchomp matchup and a clutch Ice Beam freeze (many voices cried out "diiiiiIIIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!" and then were abruptly silenced.)

The Winner:
DarknessRuler, earns 2,500

The Defeated:
GrayMagicΓ, earns 1,000

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 2,000

Pending salary as of this post: 5,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Morru vs. weirlind120

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Morru sent first

Pokémon Used:
Morru: Adonis the Venonat; Mange the Rockruff
weirlind120: Hannah the Golbat; Shalee the Aipom

Battle Synopsis:
weirlind opened with Hannah's Acrobatics; the merciless strike knocked out Adonis in a single blow! When Mange entered, Hannah tried Leeching his Life but it didn't do much. Fortunately for her, Mange's Stone Edge promptly missed. The next turn, she applied maximal toxicity with Poison Fang, but Mange retaliated with a critical Stone Edge, dropping her to near fainting in one blow! Venoshock/Crunch resulted in Hannah fainting, while Mange was left weakened and toxic'd for Shalee to mop up.

"What the dice giveth, the dice taketh away" — weirlind120, Mar. 23, 2017, after having his Golbat crit on by Stone Edge

The Winner:
weirlind120 earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Morru, earns 500 BUT ADONIS EVOLVES!

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 6,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Morru vs. weirlind120

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Morru sends first... again!

Pokémon Used:
Morru: Mange the Rockruff;
weirlind120: Shalee the Aipom; Hannah the Golbat

Battle Synopsis:
First turn opened with Shalee successfully getting Mange to flinch with Astonish! Then Shalee missed a Double Hit and took a Stone Edge to the face... as the dice did give, and the dice did verily take away. There was then a 9-hour hiatus as one party's Internetz failed and sleep was had by everyone. Resuming after the time-stop, Shalee swapped out for Hannah the Golbat, who also took a Stone Edge to the face. At this point weirlind knew the beastly Rockruff was only going to brutally sweep his poor Pokémon, so he forfeited gracefully.

The Winner:
Morru earns 1,000

The Defeated:
weirlind120 earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 7,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Morru vs. Zolar

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Zolar sends first!

Pokémon Used:
Morru: Mange the Rockruff; Mandragora the Oddish
Zolar: Slowpoke; KING OF KINGS, SLAYER OF GODS, RULER OF RANDOMS the Eevee

Battle Synopsis:
Slowpoke made quick work of Mange with two Waterfall attacks, while tanking a Crunch and a Bite and remaining above 40% HP. TIL where those base stat points from Slowpoke's low speed went to!

In came Mandragora and took Slowpoke down with a Giga Drain. Eevee was sent, and the world did tremble. The two clashed: KING OF KINGS, SLAYER OF GODS, RULER OF RANDOMS invoked the power of love with Return, and Mandragora used Growth to prepare to stand toe to toe with her titanic for... but never getting to Giga Drain as a second Return sent her flying somewhere over the rainbow.

The Winner:
Zolar earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Morru earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 8, 000

 

Exhibition Battle: weirlind120 vs. Liam

Rules:
6v6
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: weirlind sends first!

Players chose to randomly roll Pokémon from their stats.

Pokémon Used:
weirlind120: Magik the Machamp; Hitmontop; Tyranitar; Gliscor; Diggersby
Liam: Ικελος the Sharpedo; Brythoni the Lopunny; Sirius the Houndoom; Fiji the Octillery; Shih the Salazzle; Scathach the Scizor

Battle Synopsis:
Magik was sent with No Guard, which OHKO'd Ικελος the Sharpedo in one hit with Dynamic Punch (after taking damage from a Waterfall and Rough Skin.) Brythoni the Lopunny showed up, and managed to take down Magik with a High Jump Kick and two Quick Attacks. Rather than allow Brythoni to be KO'd by Hitmontop's Fake Out, Liam switched her out in favour of... (random roll) ... Sirius the Houndoom! Sirius was taken down, but damaged Hitmontop enough that both fainted in the same turn due to a burn on Hitmontop. The next matchup was Fiji vs. Tyranitar: Tyranitar harmed the Octillery with Thunder Fang and Stone Edge, but Fiji OHKO'd with a focus energy'd critical Hydro Pump. Then Fiji fell to Sandstorm damage and paved the way for another double-send of Gliscor vs. Shih. She (Shih) toxic'd Gliscor, but that didn't stop Gliscor from taking Salazzle to -80% HP with one Earthquake and then knocking out Scizor with two Fire Fang attacks. Brythoni came in at 20HP (5.98% of maxHP) and Faked Gliscor Out to seal the toxic'd creature's fate... after which Diggersby came out and ended things with a Quick Attack.

Good game, both!

The Winner:
weirlind120 earns 5,000

The Defeated:
Liam earns 2,500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 3,000

Pending salary as of this post: 11, 000

—Wages Paid March 26th—

 

Exhibition Battle: Morru vs. GrayMagicΓ

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Morru sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Morru: Mange the Rockruff; Mandragora the Oddish
GrayMagicΓ: Hanareru the Swablu; Destroyer Jr. the Cleffa

Battle Synopsis:
Mange made short work of Hanareru, who let go... and was swiftly replaced by Destroyer Jr., who failed to live up to the name and was nearly KO'd by Mange in two turns. Rather than finishing the fight with Mange's beastly Stone Edge, Morru swapped to Mandragora and used Petal Dance to do so.

The Winner:
Morru earns 1,000

The Defeated:
GrayMagicΓ earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 1,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Morru vs. GrayMagicΓ

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: this time, GrayMagicΓ sends first!

Pokémon Used:
Morru: Mange the Rockruff; Mandragora the Oddish
GrayMagicΓ: Destroyer Jr. the Cleffa; Hanareru the Swablu

Battle Synopsis:
GrayMagicΓ led with Destroyer Jr. this time; Mange's Stone Edge came out, of course, and made short work of both Destroyer Jr. and Hanareru, leaving Mandragora to clean up with a Moonblast.

The Winner:
Morru earns 1,000

The Defeated:
GrayMagicΓ earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 2,000

 

Multi Battle: Truly and Morru vs. Mikey57 and Ralin

Rules:
4v4 (2+2 on each side)
Multi Battle
Sun/Moon Rules
Private Sends
Full Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

Pokémon Used:
Truly: Fennekin; May the Wurmple
Morru: Mandragora the Oddish; Clauncher

Mikey57: Widowmaker the Spinarak; Flonges Megonges the Flabebe
Ralin: Lileep; Trapinch

Battle Synopsis:
Things got off to a swift start with Fennekin one-hit KO'ing Widowmaker with Fire Blast! Flonges Megonges was sent to replace poor Widowmaker, and the Pokemon began to grind each other's HP down. Fennekin was the next to fall, followed quickly by Lileep. After a series of faintings that left Truly's and Ralin's Pokémon all eliminated, and Mandragora low on HP with Special Attack -3 standing against a heavily TOX'd Flonges Megonges, with Clauncher yet to see battle. Morru swapped Clauncher in... right into a brutal Petal Dance.
Clauncher's response? To Splash, get KO'd by the second turn of Petal Dance, and allow Flonges Megonges to succumb to the horrific creeping ruin of Tox-5. This left only Mandragora in the match, so Morru and Truly's team won!

Good game, all!

The Winners:
Morru earns 1,250
Truly earns 1,250

The Defeated:
Mikey57 earns 500
Ralin earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 2,000

Pending salary as of this post: 4,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Queen Eevee vs. Princess Crow

Rules:
4v4
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Queen Eevee sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Queen Eevee: Charmander; Paras; Togepi; Magikarp
Princess Crow: Popplio 21.05% TORRENT; Kakuna; Cleffa

Battle Synopsis:
Started with Charmander vs Popplio; Dry Skin Paras was swapped in on Popplio's Surf; then Kakuna was swapped in on Paras's Giga Drain; and then, Charmander was swapped in and Kakuna attempted a Poison Sting, only to fail to poison the salamander Pokémon. Only then did the two royals truly begin their fight, with Kakuna being swiftly knocked out by a Flamethrower. Togepi managed to get stat raises not once, but twice with Ancient Power, but it was too little too late, and Popplio's Torrent boosted its moves enough to defeat the eggshell-clad baby and sweep the rest of Queen Eevee's team, swapping in Cleffa at the end for that sweet XP.

The Winner:
Princess Crow earns 2,500

The Defeated:
Queen Eevee earns 1,000

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 2,000

Pending salary as of this post: 6,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Juliorain vs. Ralin

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Ralin sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Ralin: Kabuto; Vibrava
Juliorain: Shelmet; Monferno

Battle Synopsis:
Kabuto missed a Hydro Pump turn 1, allowing Shelmet to set up with Acid Armour. Then missed another Hydro Pump turn 2, while Shelmet used Acid Spray. Shelmet proceeded to utterly destroy Kabuto, and then damage Vibrava severely while Vibrava... missed a Rock Slide. After Vibrava's third Rock Slide successfully flinched Shelmet, Juliorain swapped in Monferno for that sweet XP, and Vibrava was finished off by a brutal Close Combat attack.

The Winner:
Juliorain earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Ralin earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 7,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Juliorain vs. Ralin

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Juliorain sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Ralin: Vibrava; Kabuto
Juliorain: Eevee; Monferno

Battle Synopsis:
Turn 1 was a doozy, with Vibrava using Superpower and Eevee kamikaze-ing with Adaptability Double-Edge and KO'ing himself to leave Vibrava at 2.63%. Monferno finished the injured Vibrava with a Mach Punch, and then it was Monferno vs. Kabuto. Kabuto wasn't able to win against Close Combat + Mach Punch from Monferno; and so, Juliorain took home the victory.

The Winner:
Juliorain earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Ralin earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 8,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Juliorain vs. Ralin

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Ralin sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Ralin: Vibrava;
Juliorain: Shelmet; Togepi

Battle Synopsis:
Magik's d100 giveth; Magik's d100 taketh away. Vibrava successfully caused Shelmet to flinch with Rock Slide twice in a row, in distinct contrast to repeated misses two battles ago. This allowed it to 3-hit-KO Shelmet while taking no damage whatsoever. Togepi struggled mightily, but was unable to defeat Vibrava.

The Winner:
Ralin earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Juliorain earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 9,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Juliorain vs. Ralin

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Juliorain sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Ralin: Vibrava; Kabuto
Juliorain: Shelmet; Togetic

Battle Synopsis:
It was a fairly even match between Shelmet and Vibrava, and Togetic was able to clean up while taking a fair bit of damage from Vibrava's final Rock Slide. Then Kabuto entered, Togetic Roosted twice in preparation for winning... and Kabuto's Ancient Power sent a surge of, well, ancient power through it! This was enough to make it Ralin's game.

The Winner:
Ralin earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Juliorain earns 500

The Referee:
Me, of course! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 10,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Juliorain vs. Dash

Rules:
2v2
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Juliorain sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Juliorain: Monferno; Togetic
Dash: Swinub; Metang

Battle Synopsis:
Swinub was one-hit KO'd by Monferno's Flamethrower, and then Monferno and Metang took each other down to less than half HP with Flamethrower/Zen Headbutt. Juliorain swapped out for Togetic, and it looked like Metang was going to make a comeback; but Togetic Yawned, and Dash knew that Metang's fate was sealed... so he forfeited to spare his metal monster the humiliation of falling asleep and being flamed out by Monferno.

The Winner:
Juliorain earns 1,000

The Defeated:
Dash earns 500

The Referee:
Me! I earn 1,000

Pending salary as of this post: 11,000

 

Exhibition Battle: Zolar vs. weirlind120

Rules:
6v6
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: Zolar sends first.

Pokémon Used:
Zolar: Snorunt; Tyrantrum;
weirlind120: Zolar the Gastly; Bagon; Chimchar; Pichu; Magikarp; Shelmet

Battle Synopsis:
Zolar (but not Zolar's Pokémon) was defeated by Snorunt's crunch; then in the Bagon-Snorunt matchup, a speed tie resulted in Snorunt moving first, hitting a blizzard, and OHKO'ing Bagon. Enter Chimchar, who ended Snorunt's reign of terror. This, however, resulted in Zolar sending out Tyrantrum, who Dragon Danced and then swept a bunch of not-fully-evolved Pokémon. Bully.

The Winner:
Zolar earns 5,000

The Defeated:
weirlind120 earns 2,500

The Referee:
Me! I earn 4,000

Pending salary as of this post: 15,000

 

Exhibition Battle: GrayMagicΓ vs. weirlind120

Rules:
6v6
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: GrayMagicΓ

Pokémon Used:
GrayMagicΓ: Mizu the Marill; Alice the Dragonite
weirlind120: Bagon; Chimchar; Shelmet; Magikarp; Gastly; Pichu

Battle Synopsis:
Even with Huge Power Play Rough, Mizu couldn't out-damage Rock Head Double-Edges from the dragon. Then a bigger dragon came out, and wiped the floor with a bunch of not-fully-evolved Pokémon. Dear God, Alice.

The Winner:
GrayMagicΓ earns 5,000

The Defeated:
weirlind120 earns 2,500

The Referee:
Me! I earn 4,000

Pending salary as of this post: 19,000

 

Exhibition Battle: GrayMagicΓ vs. weirlind120

Rules:
6v6
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: weirlind120 sends first.

Pokémon Used:
GrayMagicΓ: Mizu the Marill; Alice the Dragonite
weirlind120: Zolar the Gastly; Sneasel; Pichu; Bagon; Cradily; Clauncher

Battle Synopsis:
Mizu got swapped out Turn 1, and Zolar the Gastly couldn't do enough damage. Alice Danced like a Dragon and proceeded to one- or two-hit-KO everything on weirlind's side of the field.

The Winner:
GrayMagicΓ earns 5,000

The Defeated:
weirlind120 earns 2,500

The Referee:
Me! I earn 4,000

Pending salary as of this post: 23,000

 

Exhibition Battle: K'sariya vs. Ralin

Rules:
6v6
Sun/Moon Rules
Public Sends
Open Teams
Held Items Off
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Accuracy/Evasion Clauses On
Normal Weather
Building Terrain

Both players agreed to roll random non-basic Pokémon from their stats.
At players' request, I rolled for which player would send first: K'sariya sends first!

Pokémon Used:
K'sariya: Raigho the Hydreigon; Voltara the Galvantula; Milo the Machamp
Ralin: Cradily; Thanatos the Charizard; Bernini the Kabutops; Nidhogg the Dragonite; Spazzo the Jolteon; Bob Ross the Armaldo

Battle Synopsis:
Raigho started by using Charge Beam to set up a sweep of Cradily, Charizard, and Kabutops; then he fell to Nidhogg after Nidhogg made the most of Multiscale and Dragon Danced. Voltara managed to knock out Nidhogg while taking Massive Damage[tm] and fell prey to Spazzo's Hyper Voice. Milo emerged and knocked out Spazzo and Bob Ross despite Spazzo's Reflect.

The Winner:
K'sariya earns 5,000

The Defeated:
Ralin earns 2,500

The Referee:
Me! I earn 4,000

Pending salary as of this post: 27,000