a satire on reffing

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Snowpoint Gym
4 VS. 4
DPP
No Items
Hail Weather

Alaskapigeon (Scizor, Hitmonlee, Metagross, Jumpluff)
Leader derian (Walrein, Froslass, Mamoswine, Lapras)

Walrein beat Scizor with ease. Hitmonlee revenged it. Froslass then 2HKO Hitmonlee and left Metagross with paralysis by Thunder Wave. Mamoswine Roared the Magnet Rise Metagross away and forced Jumpluff in. Jumpluff didn't stay long, as it U-turned to Metagross, who survived Mamoswine's Earthquake the next turn to deal a KO-ing Meteor Mash, but Metagross fainted from the hail. Jumpluff and Lapras faced off and Ice Shard did nice damage, but Jumpluff got a free turn with Sleep Powder. It started a Leech Seed, but Lapras woke after a single turn of sleeping to finish with another Ice Shard.

Alaskapigeon gets 1,000.
Leader derian gets 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

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1 VS. 1 (x6)
DPP
No Items

Husnain (Frillish)
The Jr Trainer (Shelmet)

WATER SPOOT WINNER 6 TIMES

Husnain gets 6,000.
The Jr Trainer gets 3,000.

I should get 3,000.

 

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2 VS. 2
DPP
No Items

bleepbloop (Yanmega, Magmortar)
The pokemaster (Chinchou, Leavanny)

Yanmega but Chinchou to sleep with Hypnosis, despite a rough start with a miss and confusion from Confuse Ray. It powered through both of The pokemaster's Pokemon then. Magmortar made a special guest appearance.

bleepbloop gets 1,000.
The pokemaster gets 500.

I should get 1,000.

 

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Opelucid Gym Battle
4 VS. 4
DPP
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sunny Weather

Leader Ash K. (Kingdra, Salamence, Charizard, Haxorus)
AmericanTreeFrog (Floatzel, Gyarados, Sceptile, Infernape)

Gyarados caused problems for the Outraging Salamence, and crippled Kingdra with Thunder Wave. Sceptile then caused problems. Charizard was sent against Sceptile, but then Infernape in retaliation, who OHKO Charizard with Stone Edge. Haxorus tried to chip away at Infernape's health, but it was burned by Will-o-Wisp, as Infernape used Slack Off on any damage. At this point, it was merely a clean up job for the Infernape and Sceptile duo, although Floatzel was still in good condition to battle.

Leader Ash K. gets 1,000.
AmericanTreeFrog gets the Legend Badge, Dragon Tail TM, and 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

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Driftveil City Gym
4 VS. 4
DPP
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause

Leader WinterVines (Nidoking, Excadrill, Cradily, Garchomp)
AmericanTreeFrog (Ludicolo, Floatzel, Infernape, Gyarados)

Nidoking 2HKO Ludicolo with Poison Jab and Sucker Punch, letting the Pokemon only set up Rain Dance. Floatzel came in then and OHKO Nidoking with Aqua Tail. Excadrill was sent, only for Cradily to replace it to Storm Drain the next Aqua Tail. An Energy Ball followed only for Infernape to take it. Infernape tried to Encore the move it's resistant to, but Garchomp showed up. However, Garchomp couldn't break through Infernape due to Will-o-Wisp lowering its attack and steadily doing damage. Garchomp still forced Infernape to switch with a Bulldoze and a following Earthquake to could KO. Gyarados tried to set up with Dragon Dance, but met a Dragon Tail, sending Infernape back in. Infernape walled Garchomp a bit, and then finished it with a U-turn to Floatzel. Cradily was sent and hurt Floatzel bad with Giga Drain and took a net damage of 0 that turn. Another Giga Drain followed, but Infernape took it. It used Endeavor, with around 9% left, and Cradily set up Sandstorm. However, Infernape didn't allow it and used Sunny Day, but was KO'd after. Floatzel then made quick work of the low health Cradily. Only Excadrill remained, and it couldn't do much after its speed was lowered by Floatzel's Rock Tomb and attack was lowered by Gyarados's Intimidate.

Leader WinterVines gets 1,000.
AmericanTreeFrog gets the Quake Badge, Bulldoze TM, and 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

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Legend Defender
3 VS. 3
Revolution
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Rainy Weather

Defender Team Evolution (Espeon, Zoroark, Dragonite)
We Taste Pies... (Accelgor, [Togekiss], Salamence)

Accelgor forced through Espeon and Zoroark and left Dragonite in an Encore for Salamence to finish.

Defender Team Evolution gets 1,000.
We Taste Pies... gets legend and 2,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

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Mikan Island Gym
3 VS. 3
Revolution
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Water Types Only

Leader Team Evolution (Gyarados, Starmie, Kingdra)
We Taste Pies... (Starmie, Ludicolo, Kingdra)

Gyarados Dragon Danced on Starmie some, but it eventually lost to a Thunder or two, after some misses. TE's Kingdra was sent then, and WTP switched to Ludicolo. Stuff happened, and it ended up with a Kingdra with 3 Dragon Dances and a Leech Seed on it. Ludicolo was OHKO'd by an Outrage. Starmie was then sent and managed to Protect 6 times in a row for Leech Seed to finish off Kingdra. o_o TE's Starmie was then left, which fainted against the opposing Kingdra's Dragon Dance Outrage, with the assistance of some prior damage and Life Orb. However, TE could of turned it around easily, but didn't!

Leader Team Evolution gets 1,500.
We Taste Pies gets the Coral Eye badge and 3,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

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1 VS. 1 (x2)
DPP

Feng (Sunkern)
Joangaes (Aipom)

Aipom hurt Sunkern bigtime. Then Sunkern's Grasswhistle hit and helped it win.

Feng gets 1,500.
Joangaes gets 1,500.

I should get 1,000.

 

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1 VS. 1 (x5)
DPP

ChainReaction01 (Eevee)
MaverickKaiser (Pansage)

Take Down missed enough times somewhere, and Energy Ball got a drop somewhere. Ended with Chain winning 3, Mav winning 1, and there being 1 tie from Take Down Recoil.

ChainReaction01 gets 4,250.
MaverickKaiser gets 3,250

I should get 2,500.

 

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1 VS. 1 (x5)
DPP

ChainReaction01 (Eevee)
MaverickKaiser (Pansage)

Different Eevee. It won all 5.

ChainReaction01 gets 5,000.
MaverickKaiser gets 2,500.

I should get 2,500.

 

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1 VS. 1 (x7)
DPP

ChainReaction01 (Eevee)
MaverickKaiser (Eevee)

Maverick's Eevee with Return was more effective than Chain's using Take Down. Maverick won all 7.

ChainReaction01 gets 3,500.
MaverickKaiser gets 7,000.

I should get 3,500.

 

Re: [READY FOR GRADING]

Azalea City Gym
3 VS. 3
Revolution
No Items
Tall Grass

Leader gun6 (Ninjask, Kabutops, Heracross)
Smorgasbord (Ledian, Probopass, Kabutops)

Ninjask Baton Passed some speed to Kabutops, while Ledian did the same, but with Attack. Ledian took heavy damage in the process. Smorgasbord's Kabutops prevailed over gun6's however. Heracross was then sent and KO'd Kabutops with Close Combat, getting a Moxie boost. Then it used Feint to finish Ledian, avoiding a fatal Aerial Ace. Then Probopass was no problem.

Leader gun6 gets 2,000.
Smorgasbored gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: [READY FOR GRADING]

Ref test for Shen.

Not quite.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: [READY FOR GRADING]

Elite 4 Battle
6 VS. 6
Revolution
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause

Elite We Taste Pies... (Crobat, Starmie, Jolteon, Metagross, Salamence, Togekiss)
Ataro (Lopunny, Metagross, Infernape, Jolteon, Starmie, Salamence)

Early game Ataro's Lopunny wrecked shit as it fucked up Jolteon with a pretty Choice Scarf and left paralysis on Crobat, which fainted from Salamence, who also took out the opposing (WTP's) Salamence. Ataro's Metagross laid down Stealth Rock too somewhere. Ataro was on a roll, but somewhere he stopped killing stuff and took a moment to heal off his Lopunny with Wish Jolteon. This caused a series of events in which he fucked up! WTP's Togekiss took control and beat up Lopunny and Infernape, and made Ataro's Metagross use a Claw Sharpen Explosion to beat it... Except it survived with around a single HP, if not exactly, although Ataro probably knew this calculation as his Salamence finished off the manical Togekiss. WTP's Starmie revenge killed Ataro's Salamence. At this point Ataro had Jolteon and Starmie left to fight WTP's Starmie, Metagross and Jolteon. However, that Choice Scarf Lopunny gave Jolteon really limited its versatility! Furthermore, Ataro was kind enough to give ANOTHER Choice Scarf to WTP, on his Metagross. Through all these locked moves, Jolteon got an Agility in, and a Wish to heal off previous Life Orb damage to run through a victory.

Elite We Taste Pies... gets 3,000.
Ataro gets 4,000.

I should get 4,000.

 

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Saffron City Gym
4 VS. 4
DPP
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Sandstorm Weather

Leader We Taste Pies... (Gallade, Gengar, Metagross, Starmie)
Alaskapigeon (Honchkrow, Chandelure, Metagross, Garchomp)

Gallade burned Honchkrow with Will-o-Wisp, but it was a bad move due to Honchkrow's Psycho Shift. Gallade soon fainted to Chandelure, who switched in on a Focus Punch. Gengar KO'd Chandelure and Destiny Bonded with the opposing Metagross. Garchomp was sent and terrorized Metagross and Starmie with the help of Sand Veil. lol why you use Sandstorm weather noob ?_? Even if Starmie's Ice Beam hit, Honchkrow's Sucker Punch would of handled Starmie and it could of Heat Wave Metagross or something.

Leader We Taste Pies... gets 1,000.
Alaskapigeon gets the Marsh Badge, Psyshock TM, and 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

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Vielstone Gym Battle
4 VS. 4
DPP
Freeze Clause

Leader ChainReaction01 (Hariyama, Blaziken, Gallade)
eternus_situs (Eelektross, Metagross, Infernape, Blaziken)

Hariyama put some hurt on Eelektross with Guts Revenge. Metagross switched in and gave Hariyama some hurting as well with Psychic. Blaziken finished Metagross. It then Brave Birded through Infernape and left the opposing Blaziken low enough for Gallade's Shadow Sneak to KO it. The damaged Eelektross was then Close Combatted.

Leader ChainReaction01 gets 2,000.
eternus_situs gets 1,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: [READY FOR GRADING]

Free For All
Revolution
No Items
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
No Evasion
No Perish Song
Hit One
No Intimidate
No Encore
No Redirect
Acupressure and Helping Hand can target others
Illusion works on random
Special: A move can't be used more than once in a turn. For example, the first person to use Substitute will stop anyone after using Substitute to fail for that turn. Also, everyone starts with Substitute and 75%.

putting an image here is cliche now

Tyranitex (Gallade) gest 1,000.
FlammenWarfare (Blaziken) gets 1,000.
Spiderc (Mothim) gets 1,000.
The Jr. Trainer (Slowbro) gets 1,500.
Magikchicken (Alakazam) gets 2,000.
PokeViper (Blaziken) gets 2,500.
Rohypnol (Swampert) gets 3,000.
Husnain (Jellicent) gets 3,500.
Roulette Dares (Infernape) gets 4,000.
Siless (Gardevoir) gets 4,500.
Feng (Dunsparce) gets 5,000.
Neonsands (Golduck) gets 5,500.
RocketMeowth (Meowth) gets 6,000.
Dust (Dusknoir) gets 6,500.
MaverickKaiser (Samurott) gets 7,000.
Team Evolution (Machamp) gets 7,500.
Alaskapigeon (Feraligatr) gets 8,000.
TheEvilDookie (Swampert) gest 8,500.
derian (Mamoswine) gets 9,000.

I should get 9,500.

 

Re: [READY FOR GRADING]

Free For All
Revolution
No Items
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
No Evasion
No Perish Song
Hit One
No Intimidate
No Redirect
Acupressure and Helping Hand can target others
Illusion works on random

Special: [20:17:09] derianurpg: do a ffa where you see the persons name rather than what pokemon they are

JR WON OH GOD THE LENGTH

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Shozuka (Haxorus) gets 1,000.
Marshy (Mr. Mime) gets 1,000.
RocketMeowth (Meowth) gets 1,000.
Tyranitex (Vespiquen) gets 1,500.
Ebail (Aerodactyl) gets 2,000.
Wrave (Cloyster) gets 2,500.
Ash K. (Lucario) gets 3,000.
Ryoku (Zoroark) gets 3,500.
Smorgasbord (Ledian) gets 4,000.
TheEvilDookie (Kingdra) gets 4,500.
Brizer (Miltank) gets 5,000.
derian (Lapras) gets 5,500.
husnain (Gengar) gets 6,000.
SiberianTiger (Slowking) gets 6,500.
WinterVines (Excadrill) gets 7,000.
Fierce Deity (Kingdra) gets 7,500.
Alaskapigeon (Honchkrow) gets 8,000.
Roulette Dares (Breloom) gets 8,500.
Team Evolution (Zoroark) gets 9,000.
Rohypnol (Gengar) gets 9,500.
The Jr. Trainer (Kingdra) gets 10,000.

I should get 10,500.

 

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Blackthorn City Gym
4 VS. 4
Revolution
No Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause
Rainy Weather

Leader Fierce Deity (Kingdra, Tyranitar, Salamence, Gyarados)
MaverickKaiser (Abomasnow, Crobat, Dragonite, Hydreigon)

Abomasnow left a Leech Seed on Tyranitar before fainting. This allowed Dragonite to beat Tyranitar with 2 Dragon Dance, as FD misplayed and uesd Protect while Dragonite used Substitute. Gyarados fought Dragonite, but it was raored away. Crobat tried to beat Gyarados with the help of Confuse Ray, but it just ended up getting critical hitted by Stone Edge. Hydreigon put the 2HKO on Gyarados and OHKO Kingdra with Draco Meteor.

Leader Fierce Deity gets 1,000.
MaverickKaiser gets the Rising Badge, Dragon Pulse TM, and 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

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Navel Island Gym
3 VS. 3 (out of 6 randomly)
Revolution
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause

Leader We Taste Pies... (Accelgor, Whimsicott, Salamence, [Infernape], [Metagross], [Starmie])
Ataro (Jolteon, Salamence, Metagross, [Crobat], [Infernape], [Togekiss])

Accelgor used Final Gambit to make the match an automatic -1/-1. Then Whimsicott set a Leech Seed on Metagross as it recieved Choice Scarf from Metagross. This did not phase Whimsicott much as it used Switcheroo to get rid of it, but Metagross soon exploded. Whimsicott survived though. Whimsicott used Cotton Spore on Ataro's remaining Pokemon, Salamence, which allowed his own Roared in Salamence to OHKO it with Outrage, although it had Choice Scarf too.

Leader We Taste Pies... gets 3,000.
Ataro gets 1,500.

I should get 1,500.