a satire on reffing

Re: haze is not cool

Grass Dojo
3 VS. 3
DPP
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sandstorm Weather

Alaskapigeon (Honchkrow, Dragonite, Charizard)
Sensei wrave (Cradily, Sceptile, Ludicolo)

Cradily beat Honchkrow with some Toxic work and started doing it to Dragonite as well. Sceptile could of really been played better, but instead if swiftly died to Charizard. Ludicolo's Hydro Pump missed and Air Slash from Charizard 2HKO it.

Alaskapigeon gets the Leaf Belt, Energy Ball TM, and 2,000.
Sensei wrave gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: haze is not cool

4 VS. 4
DPP
No Items
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Fog Weather
Mountain Terrain

Loyal Arcanine (Weavile)
Leader Liquid Oshawott (Weavile, Dusknoir, Banette, Gengar)

LA's Weavile won the Brick Break speed tie, allowing it to fight the rest of Khajmer's team. It used Counter on Dusknoir's Fire Punch and survived Banette with some Moonlight. Gengar exploded. Rage quit?

Loyal Arcanine gets 2,000.
Leader Liquid Oshawott gets 1,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: haze is not cool

Ref test for Noble One.

D:

I should get 1,000.

 

Re: haze is not cool

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Rules: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showpost.php?p=2441276&postcount=1
crap: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/showthread.php?t=88402

And so there remained three battles: Ebail, derian, and Synthesis.

Ebail: hey instead of fighting each other, let's just leave, I'm pretty sure there's no rule against leaving
derian: yeah, Hell is pretty hot, and I don't want to be stuck here in case I lose ;_;
Synthesis: that's a good idea, then we can go home and live comfortably, I haven't eaten in days

Disembodied Voice: OH NO YOU DONT. THERE MUST BE A WINNER. GO MAGIKARP, USE MIND CONTROL ON THEM.

The three warriors fought the Magikarp with their remaining Pokemon, but it wasn't enough. The Magikarp had the home field advantage and it seemed as though it was familiar with the odd terrain. When the Magikarp had the three battlers cornered, it used its mind control to force the battlers to fight.

Synthesis: I... Can't... reSist THe MinD cOnTRol :-D
derian: lol i can't either xD :bounce:
Ebail: :mallet::mallet::mallet::bawl:
Synthesis: k LetS FiGhT tHeN

Synthesis's Starmie was too powerful. It had so many stats that it was very powerful. It used its attacks to beat the other Pokemon. I forgot what they were, I think Nidoran and Dewgong. Yeah. So Synthesis's Starmie used FlaRE bLTIZ and KOd them all.

some guy: Congratulations Synthesis! You win and you can go home now! Also, here is your prize thingy (TM 57?).

Synthesis: But what about my friends?
some guy: they're banished to the URPG Contest Section
Synthesis: wow, that's great! I heard you can win some ribbons and stuff, I'm sure they'll like it there!
everyone else that was eliminated, but Synthesis can't hear them because he is already half way gone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So Synthesis went back home with his prized Starmie, and
Clefable, and Tentaquil. xD

End:

Spoiler

Eraizaa gets 2,000.
Sec gets 2,000.
The Laughing Man gets 2,000.
We Taste Pies... gets 3,000.
-Pichu Boy- gets 4,000.
Banditos gets 5,000.
Monbrey gets 6,000.
Zeferin gets 7,000.
HKim gets 8,000.
TheEvilDookie gets 9,000.
LegendaryMaster gets 10,000.
GliscorMan gets 11,000.
Thunder410 gets 12,000.
AceTrainer14 gets 13,000.
ChainReaction01 gets 14,000.
Scourge of Nemo gets 15,000.
Ataro gets 16,000.
Haze gets 17,000.
Natorei gets 18,000.
Marshy gets 19,000.
pman gets 20,000.
WinterVines gets 21,000.
DrStubbsberg gets 22,000.
Noble One gets 23,000.
Bumblebee gets 24,000.
Ash K. gets 25,000.
Black_Cat320 gets 26,000.
~Near gets 27,000.
Xali gets 28,000.
mubz gets 29,000.
Kai-Mei gets 30,000.
Magikchicken gets 31,000.
Coasting Wingull gets 32,000.
Siless gets 33,000.
Dodo gets 34,000.
Buzzer gets 35,000.
Spiderc gets 36,000.
Hide in Plain Sight gets 37,000.
JokesterJesse gets 38,000.
Ebail gets 39,000.
derian gets 40,000.
Synthesis gets 41,000 and 57 TM 57 (it does nothing).

I should get 42,000.

 

Re: omg rate 5 stars please

Snowpoint Gym Battle
3 VS. 3
DPP
No Items

WinterVines (Swampert, Ambipom, Walrein)
Leader derian (Jynx, Mamoswine, Cloyster)

Jynx 2HKO Swampert with Energy Ball, although Stealth Rock went up. Mamoswine then ate Ambipom's Thunder Wave. Walrein fought Mamoswine for a second before it went to sleep with Rest, while Mamoswine lived with about 2%. Cloyster took this chance to Rapid Spin. Ambipom was then sent and took Cloyster down, but it died to a Blizzard and Rock Blast before it could end it. Walrein then tried using Snore on Cloyster, which didn't flinch, and Cloyster was not fully paralyzed either, so it pulled of Explosion. Jynx then finished Walrein with an Energy Ball. STOP ICE ON ICE VIOLENCE.

WinterVines gets 1,000.
Leader derian gets 2,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: omg rate 5 stars please

Saffron City Gym
4 VS. 4
DPP
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Magikchicken (Crobat, Drapion, Starmie, Kingdra)
Leader We Taste Pies... (Alakazam, Claydol, Exeggutor, Gengar)

Well Crobat was a terror with its U-turn and sending in the appropriate Pokemon in response to an attack. Drapion even managed to Whirlwind Exeggutor in. However, Magikchicken choked massive. He used Starmie to set up Rain dance against Gengar. Gengar took this oppurtunity to KO Starmie. Kingdra came in with its Waterfall, which was then Countered by Gengar for a KO on Kingdra. Crobat finished Crobat off, leaving Claydol against Crobat. Claydol did the 1-2 punch then with Rock Tomb and Psychic for the win..

Magikchicken gets 1,000.
Leader We Taste Pies... gets 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

 

Re: omg rate 5 stars please

Ref test for derian.

woot!

I should get 1,000.

 

Re: A/B Machines

3 VS. 3
Revolution
Items Alloowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Feng (Ambipom, Togekiss, [Dunsparce])
ChainReaction01 (Metagross, Gallade, Machamp)

Togekiss wrecked Metagross with that red flame, and paralysis and Air Slash destroys the rest.

Feng gets 2,000.
ChainReaction01 gets 1,000.

I should get 1,500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

Ref test for Noble One.

hdear:

I should get 1,000.

 

Re: A/B Machines

Pewter City
4 VS. 4
Revolution
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause
Sandstorm Weather
Normal Terrain

Leader GliscorMan (Aerodactyl, Cradily, Gliscor, Aggron)
ChainReaction01 (Starmie, Machamp, Gallade, Metagross)

you should look at your level up moves when battling

Leader GliscorMan gets 1,000.
ChainReaction01 gets Boulder Badge, Stone Edge TM, and 2,000.

I should get 2,000.

PAID

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Treecko)
Ebail (Shellos)

Ebail was 2HKO by Eball.

Zeferin gets 1,000.
Ebail gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Treecko)
Ebail (Shellos)

^
Zeferin gets 1,000.
Ebail gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Treecko)
Ebail (Shellos)

Grass beats Water?

Zeferin gets 1,000.
Ebail gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Treecko)
Ebail (Shellos)

Body Slam paralysis still didn't help Shellos win. D:

Zeferin gets 1,000.
Ebail gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Treecko)
Ebail (Shellos)

lol so much wasted paralysis

Zeferin gets 1,000.
Ebail gets 500.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Ketamine (Eevee)
Volcanflame (Munchlax)

Body Slams recoil from Take Down. Pick Up works for Munchlax too.

Ketamine gets 500.
Volcanflame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Chimchar)
Ebail (Shellos)

waaater

Zeferin gets 500.
Ebail gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Ketamine (Eevee)
Volcanflame (Munchlax)

sadas

Ketamine gets 500.
Volcanflame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Zeferin (Chimchar)
Ebail (Shellos)

waaosa

Zeferin gets 500.
Ebail gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

 

Re: A/B Machines

1 VS. 1
DPP
No Items

Ketamine (Eevee)
Volcanflame (Munchlax)

STRONG MUNCH

Ketamine gets 500.
Volcanflame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.