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a satire on reffing

Discussion in 'Battles' started by Pidge, Apr 16, 2010.

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    LightningFast (Raichu)
    InfernoFlames (Gabite)

    Gabite never got a move in due to Sweet Kiss Confusion and Sand Tomb missing once; it was kind of sad.

    LightningFast gets 1,000.
    InfernoFlames gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Re: I Invented This Log (Just Kidding)

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    Ash K (Rioly)
    InfernoFlames (Gabite)

    All you gotta do is Dragon Claw mayne.

    Ash K gets 500.
    InfernoFlames gets 1,000.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Revolution
    No Items
    Sleep Clause
    Freeze Clause
    OHKO Clause

    Haze (Lunatone, Victreebell, Rhyperior, Alakazam)
    Soda (Bronzong, Kingdra, Jolteon, Starmie)

    Lunatone Baton Passed a Substitute and Rock Polish to Rhyperior, who got two Swords Dances in, while Bronzong mainly slept from Lunatone's Hypnosises and died to a Focus Punch. Kingdra's Hydro Pump in the rain missed at a crucial time, allowing Rhyperior to KO Kingdra. Sota then forfeited.

    Haze gets 1,000.
    Soda gets 500.

    I should get 2,000.
     
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    Re: Haze Abuses Mods

    Free For All
    10 Pokemon
    Revolution
    No Items
    No Perish Song
    Each Pokemon gets one extra move they don't have, whether they really can learn it or not.

    Akinai (Flygon)
    Trilobyte (Skorupi)
    Hide in Plain Sight (Infernape)
    Sec (Tentacruel)
    Magikchicken (Weavile)
    Stinky (Starmie)
    Balognatania (Togekiss)
    Brizer (Blissey)
    Raptor Jesus (Slaking)
    Sota (Spiritomb)

    Flygon took Weavile's Ice Punch. Skorupi took Infernape's Flamethrower. Infernape took Tentacruel's +4 Atk Waterfall. Weavile took Slaking's Hammer Arm. Then things got a lot less basic. The Starmie, who had +4 in both defenses thanks to Psyching Up the Cosmic Power Spiritomb was knocked out from a series of attacks, including a max Punishment from Slaking. Togekiss, who had recieved a Skilled Swapped Truant from Slaking finally fainted from multiple attacks as well. Blissey, who spent most of its time using an Encored Barrier, hitting itself from confusion, and Softboiling, eventually fainted, too. It took the combined efforts of Slaking and Spiritomb. Then the Def+5 SAtk+2 SDef+5 Spiritomb didn't have much to worry about taking on Spe-3 Slaking, besides a critical hit max Punishment with Focus Energy.

    Akinai gets 1,000.
    Trilobyte gets 1,000.
    Hide in Plain Sight gets 1,000.
    Sec gets 1,500.
    Magikchicken gets 2,000.
    Stinky gets 2,500.
    Balognatania gets 3,000.
    Brizer gets 3,500.
    RaptorJesus gets 4,000.
    Soda gets 4,500.

    I should get 5,000.
     
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    sv_Gravity 000 (Nidorino)
    Coasting Wingull (Combusken)

    Combusken's brute force beat Nidorino's Focus Energy and attack strategy.

    sv_Gravity 000 gets 500.
    Coasting Wingull gets 1,000.

    I should get 500.
     
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    sv_Gravity 000 (Nidorino)
    Sormeki (Eevee)

    Nidorino's speed allowed it to KO Eevee before it got KO'd itself.

    sv_Gravity 000 gets 1,000.
    Sormeki gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Sormeki (Eevee)
    Ace of spades (Dratini)

    Eevee does it with Quick Attack in a pinch.

    Sormeki gets 1,000.
    Ace of spades gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    No Items

    Ace of spades (Scyther, Dragonair)
    Ash K. (Lucario)

    A Countered Wing Attack and full power Reversal thanks to Endure sealed the deal for Lucario.

    Ace of spades gets 500.
    Ash K. gets 1,000.

    I should get 1,000.
     
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    2 VS. 2
    Double Battle
    DPP
    No Items

    Ace of spades (Scyther, Dragonair)
    Ash K. (Lucario, Dratini)

    Dragonair's Outrage hit Dratini for the KO. Then Scyther and Dragonair teamed up on Lucario, but Lucario managed to take out Scyther with Counter; however, Dragonair's Outrage was too much for it.

    Ace of spades gets 500.
    Ash K. gets 1,000.

    I should get 1,000.
     
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    No OHKO Moves

    ExitShikari (Gastly)
    clueless1 (Chinchou)

    Gastly put Chinchou to sleep and from there all it had to do was Nightmare and attack.

    ExitShikari gets 1,000.
    clueless1 gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Nekogal (Magikarp)
    Dragonsavior2 (Riolu)

    I mean it's a Magikarp after all...

    Nekogal gets 500.
    Dragonsavior2 gets 1,000.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Nekogal (Magikarp)
    Dragonsavior2 (Riolu)

    Magikarp gets Force Palmed a lot.

    Nekogal gets 500.
    Dragonsavior2 gets 1,000.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Nekogal (Magikarp)
    Dragonsavior2 (Riolu)

    Riolu is the Magikarp killing king.

    Nekogal gets 500.
    Dragonsavior2 gets 1,000.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Nekogal (Gyarados)
    Dragonsavior2 (Riolu)

    Gyardos didn't forget what Riolu did to it as Magikarp...

    Nekogal gets 1,000.
    Dragonsavior2 gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Neonsands (Murkrow)
    ExitShikari (Gastly)

    Murkrow handled things like a pro. It Taunted Gastly's Confuse Ray, and then Sucker Punched the gas ball to death.

    Neonsands gets 1,000.
    ExitShikari gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    mason (Ralts)
    LightningFast (Raichu)

    Thunderbolt twice and it's game.

    mason gets 500.
    LightningFast gets 1,000.

    I should get 500.
     
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    1+1 VS. 2
    Double Battle

    BuckBacon and komrk (Magnezone and Weavile)
    Stormy (Poochyena and Natu)

    [22:10] Stormy2229Storm: that was really short. my favorite part was when poochyena used takedown
    [22:10] BuckQBacon: Mine too
    [22:10] BuckQBacon: BuckBacon
    [22:10] Zoa: i liked the swagger part

    BuckBacon gets 1,000.
    komrk gets 1,000.
    Stormy gets 500.

    I should get 1,000.
     
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    DPP
    No Items

    Ace of spades (Dragonair)
    Stormy (Natu, Poochyena)

    Double Dragon Dance and Outrage does it.

    Ace of spades gets 1,000.
    Stormy gets 500.

    I should get 1,000.
     
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    Jiur (Arcanine)
    komrk (Weavile)

    Advantagenine?

    Jiur gets 1,000.
    komrk gets 500.

    I should get 500.
     
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    Fortree Gym Battle
    4 VS. 4
    Revolution
    Sleep Clause
    Freeze Clause
    OHKO Clause

    Leader PsychadelicShroomish (Aerodactyl, Scizor, Gliscor, Togekiss)
    iReign (Metagross, Weavile, Salamence, Jolteon)

    Metagross harassed Aerodactyl, Togekiss, and Scizor, bringing them all to low HPs, the latter with Explosion. Weavile did its own share of meddling, bringing Gliscor to near death, while it was KOd by Brick Break. Jolteon then played janitor and cleaned up.

    Leader PsychedelicShroomish gets 1,000.
    iReign gets the Feather Badge, TM Aerial Ace, and 2,000.

    I should get 2,000.
     
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