Winter Writing Competition - The Poem [WWC]

Twas the season of Winter
And all through the game
Not a member was writing
Because writing is lame

The mods gave an extension
In the hope we'd write more
But several days later
They'd only received four

As the due date drew near
A few more trickled in
But the stories were shit
And got thrown in the bin

So I wrote this poem
For competition's end
It's easily the best entry
So give me a Legend

(or cash would also be acceptable)

 

Claim. Grade will be up within 48 hours.

 

Graded and deleted, as is tradition. What a glorious day for Australia, and indeed the world.

I assume that a PM is unnecessary, as whoever needs to see it will see it.