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Quest for the Queen [WaR]

Discussion in 'Stories' started by Monbrey, May 2, 2016.

  1. Monbrey

    Monbrey Pyromaniac

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    Prompt: Romance in an alternate universe with a human main

    For WaR I shall write this verse
    About a man in an alternate universe
    Towards the Queen he felt lusty
    For she was immensely busty
    The subject of dreams most perverse

    Determined with her to converse
    Much time was spent in rehearse
    Prepared with his speech
    Her love he would beseech
    And across the land he did traverse

    Although his efforts were quite terse
    The Queen admitted she'd heard much worse
    His words were a success
    And they both did undress
    But alas, his penis was completely inverse

    They called for the royal nurse
    Who found no cure for this curse
    Distraught with grief
    The man saw no other relief
    And exited the castle in a hearse
     
    Monbrey, May 2, 2016
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  2. Smiles

    Smiles Member

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    @EmBreon can you grade this I think it's beyond what any of us are trained for!!

    I need an ADULT!!
     
    Smiles, May 2, 2016
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  3. Elrond 2.0

    Elrond 2.0 'Lax in lederhosen

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    I award you no Husnains, and may JoM have mercy on your soul.
     
    Elrond 2.0, May 2, 2016
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    swiftgallade46 Now with Mega Evolution

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    10/10 here is your Caterpie
     
    swiftgallade46, May 2, 2016
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    EmBreon Senile

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    I don't think even I can grade this. My eyes are already bleeding and I've only read the first stanza.
     
    EmBreon, May 4, 2016
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