URPG AWARDS 2017!!
It’s that time of year again guys!! The time when we stop procrastinating and remember we have responsibilities and do all the **** we forgot to do!!!!! #endofsemester #finalsaroundthecorner #ohyea
It’s been a looooong time waiting for these awards, I know, but PLEASE BARE WITH ME-- I forgot c:
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, acceptmyquickapologyand BASK IN THE GLORY OF THE WINNERS OF U R P G’S AWARDS FROM 2 0 1 7!! *crowd goes wild*
Everyone loves to write a good wrong; righting all the issues with feels that leave us rife with tears. With this URPG rite, I write the right people for Favorite Author and Best Author rightspectfully: Left Sock and the Sock that left! Congrats you two!!
Next we have those people who came here to URPG to do what URPG was made for: Roleplaying!-- wait wait, am I reading this correctly? I thought URPG was made for drama and in-fighting, like a place I could go to get my cockfighting thrills satisfied while also playing long-con mafia, it isn’t? IT’S A POKEMON ROLE PLAYING GAME?! Well I feel dumb. But these two probably know what’s good and they are URPG’s Favorite Roleplayer and Best Roleplayer from 2017 respectively:
The Best Coordinator award goes to our very own, master coordinator of events and memes: Mokey57(that’s what coordinator means, right?)
Our Best Referee and of course Favorite Referee go to the rock solid, always flattering: Brock! He was there during the first season, and then hopped off the referring track, going on a small hiatus to grow on some Ivy-- BUT THE DUDE CAME BACK #it’sawholenewworld and boy did we miss this horndog. He will always be the best ref Ash and friends ever had.
Next we have our Best Grader category which goes to my Biochemistry and Metabolism professor who grades our quizzes and exams within the day, gives partial credit for where it’s due, and is ultimately fair in the way he presents exams as well as grades them. Kudos to you my dude!
Following up on that is URPG’s Favorite Grader category, which was overwhelmingly won by my World History II professor, who ardently gave me extra credit for doodling the Battle of Actium and Thermopylae, who also liked my space dinosaur. You madam, have good taste, and are our favorite grader for 2017!
The Best Ranger award goes to Lady Gaga! She has the best range fam, it’s crazy.
URPG’S Favorite Ranger of 2017 goes to all the rangers on the US National Park Service! #dissent #badasslands
Through the years we’ve seen judges come and go. Yet still we remember the titans of such a lively, cultural, and important industry in this modern age. Therefor, it is with great pleasure I announce Best Judge and Favorite Judge to be Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul respectively; congrats you two!!
As AH had a seven year war, it was clear on who would win the Best Chronicler and subsequently Favorite Chronicler! They pushed the limits on what roleplaying meant, write eloquently about every subject, played plot twists just right-- inspiring a multitude of other prospective RPers to join the fray. And even as we fondly gaze upon the end of AH, we are proud to announce that the final year this category will be in our roster goes to [REDACTED] won both of these categories!! Congrats!!!
Best Artist: Clearly Liam, no bias
Favorite Artist: Cardi B, no bias
Best Curator: Indiana Jones
Favorite Curator: Tie between Chicxulub and Tunguska!!!-- oh wait, those are craters
Best Navigator: A Compass
Favorite Navigator: GPS App
Best Battler: Zekrom25
Best Gym Leader: Whitney; **** that miltank
Favorite URPG Moderator / Official: Lol none of them
Coolest Member: Mr. Freeze from Batman & Robin 1997
Funniest Member: Def not this joker
Nicest Member: See banned members list
Fastest Growing Member: re: Nicest Member
Most Helpful Member: Yer on your own, sonny :boi:
Most Dedicated Member: URPG Dicebot
Most Intelligent Member: Shemmelt
Wish You Were Here: BMG
Favorite Pokemon: A Bionicle
Favorite Type: Muscular man, with blond hair and a tan
Fondest Memory:
Come and claim your money; 3k per person who voted!!!
@Synthesis; @VeloJello; @Jack; @GrayNine; @K'sariya; @Rick; @Monbrey; @Ebail; @Surfer Liam; @Nitro; @swiftgallade46; @Mikey57; @PV; @Mistral;
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