Which Male Are You?

The Alpha Male

The alpha is the life of the party and naturally has loads of friends. They enjoy and excel at competition, can be loud without being obnoxious, can be stylish while being secure in themselves. It's a scientific fact that URPG is 90% made up of these. You want to be the alpha.​

The Beta Male

The beta is jittery and furtive, with no presence or talent to speak of. You don't want to be a beta male, and no one else wants you to be one, either. If you're looking at this list wondering which male you are, you're probably a low-test beta.​

The Γ (Gamma) Male

Let's get one thing straight: you are not a gamma male. Why? There is only one of them in the world. The gamma transcends the alpha/beta dichotomy; he is both a lover and a fighter, a perfectionist and a creative soul, he appreciates both crunchy and creamy peanut butter. Most of importantly of all though, he is a URPG referee.

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Congratulations, GrayMagicΓ!!​

 

im the only freakin alpha fight me ya nargles

 

*sings loudly and abnoxiously*

GRAAAATTTSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! You are now one of us...........

 

Seppe pls I'm allergic to peanuts